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The Best Episodes of Clarkson's Farm

Every episode of Clarkson's Farm ranked from best to worst. Let's dive into the Best Episodes of Clarkson's Farm!

The Best Episodes of Clarkson's Farm

Follow Jeremy Clarkson as he embarks on his latest adventure, farming. The man who on several occasions claims to be allergic to manual labour takes...

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  1. Background image for Climaxing
    9.4/10(1.8k votes)

    #1 - Climaxing

    S2:E8

    Secret preparations accelerate for the opening of Jeremy's restaurant.

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  2. Background image for Harvesting
    9.2/10(1.9k votes)

    #2 - Harvesting

    S1:E8

    After months of hard work Clarkson's farm arrives at a make or break moment; harvest time.

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  3. Background image for Council-ing
    9.1/10(1.4k votes)

    #3 - Council-ing

    S2:E5

    The day of the Council's decision on Jeremy's restaurant arrives.

    Director:Will Yapp
    Writer:Unknown
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  4. Background image for Scheming
    9.0/10(1.4k votes)

    #4 - Scheming

    S2:E7

    Jeremy's restaurant idea is re-born, and there's not a moment to waste.

    Director:Will Yapp
    Writer:Unknown
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  5. Background image for Harrowing
    9.0/10(1.2k votes)

    #5 - Harrowing

    S3:E4

    Jeremy treats Kaleb to something he hopes will help with his farming, and Lisa and Jeremy discover just how tough being pig farmers can be.

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  6. Background image for Calculating
    9.0/10(1.0k votes)

    #6 - Calculating

    S3:E8

    Harvest time arrives and is tenser than ever, as Jeremy and Kaleb find out how profitable both Jeremy's new projects and Kaleb's arable farming have been this year.

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  8. Background image for Counselling
    8.9/10(1.4k votes)

    #7 - Counselling

    S2:E6

    The fall-out from the Council's decision continues to fall out.

    Director:Will Yapp
    Writer:Unknown
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  9. Background image for Landlording
    8.9/10(659 votes)

    #8 - Landlording

    S4:E8

    It’s bank holiday weekend and the pub opens for business. Whether it stays open for business is another matter. Back at Diddly Squat, the harvest results come in and the curtain falls on another farming year.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  10. Background image for Pan (dem) icking
    8.8/10(1.7k votes)

    #9 - Pan (dem) icking

    S1:E5

    As Covid-19 puts Britain on lockdown, Jeremy suddenly finds that his biggest worries aren't all related to the upcoming lambing season.

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  11. Background image for Mushrooming
    8.8/10(884 votes)

    #10 - Mushrooming

    S3:E6

    Jeremy's mushroom empire begins to appear all consuming as he struggles to keep on top of his newest venture and Kaleb and Charlie are off to London for a very important meeting.

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  12. Background image for Splurging
    8.8/10(614 votes)

    #11 - Splurging

    S4:E6

    With his pub plan finally taking shape, Jeremy heads to his first cattle market to buy up some beef. But calling in the experts to help get the pub off the ground, Jeremy soon discovers the costs are only just beginning.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  13. Background image for Hurrying
    8.8/10(561 votes)

    #12 - Hurrying

    S4:E7

    A diary cock-up turns the pub into a pressure cooker, and the start of the harvest runs Jeremy ragged. Team Diddly Squat will have to dig deep to get both across the line.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  14. Background image for Fluffing
    8.7/10(1.6k votes)

    #13 - Fluffing

    S1:E7

    As the drought drags on and the harvest time gets closer, Jeremy and his motley crew have a fearsome list of jobs to complete.

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  15. Background image for Cowering
    8.7/10(1.5k votes)

    #14 - Cowering

    S2:E2

    Jeremy's new herd of cows settle in, but soon reject the fence that keeps them in.

    Director:Will Yapp
    Writer:Unknown
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  16. Background image for Schmoozing
    8.7/10(1.4k votes)

    #15 - Schmoozing

    S2:E3

    Faced with Council powers that be, Jeremy uses two of his greatest skills: diplomacy and respect for red tape.

    Director:Will Yapp
    Writer:Unknown
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  17. Background image for Badgering
    8.7/10(1.4k votes)

    #16 - Badgering

    S2:E4

    Jeremy Clarkson comes face to face with his nemesis: the badger.

    Director:Will Yapp
    Writer:Unknown
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  18. Background image for Porking
    8.7/10(1.1k votes)

    #17 - Porking

    S3:E2

    Jeremy sets to work getting the farm ready for its newest residents, some Sand and Black pigs. Meanwhile Kaleb is annoyed when he spots someone else drilling in his fields.

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  19. Background image for Sheeping
    8.6/10(1.9k votes)

    #18 - Sheeping

    S1:E2

    Jeremy decides to get a flock of sheep, not realising the added complications these high-maintenance animals will bring.

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  20. Background image for Shopping
    8.6/10(1.7k votes)

    #19 - Shopping

    S1:E3

    Jeremy Clarkson decides to open a farm shop to sell his own produce. This sounds like it should be easy. It isn't.

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  21. Background image for Jobbing
    8.6/10(993 votes)

    #20 - Jobbing

    S3:E3

    It's Christmas time on the farm and Kaleb gives Jeremy a festive surprise. However their relationship becomes strained as they bicker while getting on with the farms winter jobs.

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  22. Background image for Healing
    8.6/10(889 votes)

    #21 - Healing

    S3:E5

    Spring has sprung and rejuvinated Jeremy's farming the unfarmed idea, as he takes on multiple new projects to try and turn a profit from his unused land.. And there are some one week old arrivals to the farm to lift everyone's spirits.

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  23. Background image for Parking
    8.6/10(868 votes)

    #22 - Parking

    S3:E7

    Team Diddly assemble for a much needed building project and Jeremy brings in the Chairman of the British Deer Society to help with the deer management issues on the farm.

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  24. Background image for Endgaming
    8.6/10(606 votes)

    #23 - Endgaming

    S4:E5

    It’s the middle of May, the livestock are heading out to graze, and while the goats are going high-tech, the cows are getting a bull-friend. If only progress with the pub was as positive.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  25. Background image for Wilding
    8.5/10(1.7k votes)

    #24 - Wilding

    S1:E4

    Jeremy Clarkson decides to become a naturalist.

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  26. Background image for Melting
    8.5/10(1.6k votes)

    #25 - Melting

    S1:E6

    Jeremy discovers why British farmers are always complaining about the weather. It's mostly because it never does what they want it to do.

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Best Episodes Summary

"Climaxing" is the best rated episode of "Clarkson's Farm". It scored 9.4/10 based on 1835 votes. Directed by Kit Lynch-Robinson, Will Yapp and written by Unknown, it aired on 2/10/2023. This episode scored 0.2 points higher than the second highest rated, "Harvesting".