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The Best Episodes of Clarkson's Farm

Every episode of Clarkson's Farm ranked from best to worst. Let's dive into the Best Episodes of Clarkson's Farm!

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Follow Jeremy Clarkson as he embarks on his latest adventure, farming. The man who on several occasions claims to be allergic to manual labour takes on the most manually labour intensive job there is. What

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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
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    Clarkson's Farm Season 2 Episode 8 - Climaxing
    9.4/10(2090 votes)

    #1 - Climaxing

    S2:E8

    Secret preparations accelerate for the opening of Jeremy's restaurant.

    Directors:Kit Lynch-Robinson, Will Yapp
    Writer:Unknown

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  2. Clarkson's Farm Season 5 Episode 8 - Reaping
    9.3/10(958 votes)

    #2 - Reaping

    S5:E8

    With the farm still reeling from its shock TB diagnosis, there's no time to dwell as the harvest arrives. This year's will be like no other, and only once the results are in can the Diddly Squat family take stock of this rollercoaster of a farming year.

    Director:Kit Lynch-Robinson
    Writer:Jeremy Clarkson

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  3. Clarkson's Farm Season 1 Episode 8 - Harvesting
    9.2/10(2173 votes)

    #3 - Harvesting

    S1:E8

    After months of hard work Clarkson's farm arrives at a make or break moment; harvest time.

    Director:Gavin Whitehead
    Writer:Jeremy Clarkson

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  4. Clarkson's Farm Season 2 Episode 5 - Council-ing
    9.1/10(1620 votes)

    #4 - Council-ing

    S2:E5

    The day of the Council's decision on Jeremy's restaurant arrives.

    Director:Will Yapp
    Writer:Unknown

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  5. Clarkson's Farm Season 2 Episode 7 - Scheming
    9.0/10(1592 votes)

    #5 - Scheming

    S2:E7

    Jeremy's restaurant idea is re-born, and there's not a moment to waste.

    Director:Will Yapp
    Writer:Unknown

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  6. Clarkson's Farm Season 3 Episode 4 - Harrowing
    9.0/10(1465 votes)

    #6 - Harrowing

    S3:E4

    Jeremy treats Kaleb to something he hopes will help with his farming, and Lisa and Jeremy discover just how tough being pig farmers can be.

    Director:Kit Lynch-Robinson
    Writer:Unknown

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  7. Clarkson's Farm Season 3 Episode 8 - Calculating
    9.0/10(1248 votes)

    #7 - Calculating

    S3:E8

    Harvest time arrives and is tenser than ever, as Jeremy and Kaleb find out how profitable both Jeremy's new projects and Kaleb's arable farming have been this year.

    Director:Kit Lynch-Robinson
    Writer:Unknown

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  8. Clarkson's Farm Season 5 Episode 7 - Sickening
    9.0/10(807 votes)

    #8 - Sickening

    S5:E7

    Jeremy busies himself with a project close to his heart, inviting over a local birdlife expert to offer advice on how Diddly Squat can be more friendly to its winged residents. And while things get heated when that advice clashes Kaleb's tried-and-tested farming ways, all is soon forgotten when - with the harvest looming - the farm is rocked by some devastating news.

    Director:Kit Lynch-Robinson
    Writer:Jeremy Clarkson

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  9. Clarkson's Farm Season 2 Episode 6 - Counselling
    8.9/10(1567 votes)

    #9 - Counselling

    S2:E6

    The fall-out from the Council's decision continues to fall out.

    Director:Will Yapp
    Writer:Unknown

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  10. Clarkson's Farm Season 4 Episode 8 - Landlording
    8.9/10(1017 votes)

    #10 - Landlording

    S4:E8

    It’s bank holiday weekend and the pub opens for business. Whether it stays open for business is another matter. Back at Diddly Squat, the harvest results come in and the curtain falls on another farming year.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  11. Clarkson's Farm Season 5 Episode 3 - Tripping
    8.9/10(947 votes)

    #11 - Tripping

    S5:E3

    It's the new year and Jeremy decides Diddly Squat needs a bold new direction. Diving headlong into the world of high-tech farming, he takes Kaleb on his first ever trip abroad to find out how it's done.

    Director:Kit Lynch-Robinson
    Writer:Jeremy Clarkson

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  12. Clarkson's Farm Season 5 Episode 4 - Updating
    8.9/10(933 votes)

    #12 - Updating

    S5:E4

    Autonomous farming arrives at Diddly Squat. Which is just as well, because there are problems at the pub, and with the pigs.

    Director:Kit Lynch-Robinson
    Writer:Jeremy Clarkson

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  13. Clarkson's Farm Season 1 Episode 5 - Pan (dem) icking
    8.8/10(1975 votes)

    #13 - Pan (dem) icking

    S1:E5

    As Covid-19 puts Britain on lockdown, Jeremy suddenly finds that his biggest worries aren't all related to the upcoming lambing season.

    Director:Gavin Whitehead
    Writer:Jeremy Clarkson

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  14. Clarkson's Farm Season 3 Episode 6 - Mushrooming
    8.8/10(1106 votes)

    #14 - Mushrooming

    S3:E6

    Jeremy's mushroom empire begins to appear all consuming as he struggles to keep on top of his newest venture and Kaleb and Charlie are off to London for a very important meeting.

    Director:Kit Lynch-Robinson
    Writer:Unknown

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  15. Clarkson's Farm Season 4 Episode 6 - Splurging
    8.8/10(926 votes)

    #15 - Splurging

    S4:E6

    With his pub plan finally taking shape, Jeremy heads to his first cattle market to buy up some beef. But calling in the experts to help get the pub off the ground, Jeremy soon discovers the costs are only just beginning.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  16. Clarkson's Farm Season 1 Episode 7 - Fluffing
    8.7/10(1821 votes)

    #16 - Fluffing

    S1:E7

    As the drought drags on and the harvest time gets closer, Jeremy and his motley crew have a fearsome list of jobs to complete.

    Director:Gavin Whitehead
    Writer:Jeremy Clarkson

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  17. Clarkson's Farm Season 2 Episode 2 - Cowering
    8.7/10(1673 votes)

    #17 - Cowering

    S2:E2

    Jeremy's new herd of cows settle in, but soon reject the fence that keeps them in.

    Director:Will Yapp
    Writer:Unknown

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  18. Clarkson's Farm Season 2 Episode 3 - Schmoozing
    8.7/10(1619 votes)

    #18 - Schmoozing

    S2:E3

    Faced with Council powers that be, Jeremy uses two of his greatest skills: diplomacy and respect for red tape.

    Director:Will Yapp
    Writer:Unknown

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  19. Clarkson's Farm Season 2 Episode 4 - Badgering
    8.7/10(1592 votes)

    #19 - Badgering

    S2:E4

    Jeremy Clarkson comes face to face with his nemesis: the badger.

    Director:Will Yapp
    Writer:Unknown

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  20. Clarkson's Farm Season 3 Episode 2 - Porking
    8.7/10(1272 votes)

    #20 - Porking

    S3:E2

    Jeremy sets to work getting the farm ready for its newest residents, some Sand and Black pigs. Meanwhile Kaleb is annoyed when he spots someone else drilling in his fields.

    Director:Kit Lynch-Robinson
    Writer:Unknown

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  21. Clarkson's Farm Season 4 Episode 7 - Hurrying
    8.7/10(880 votes)

    #21 - Hurrying

    S4:E7

    A diary cock-up turns the pub into a pressure cooker, and the start of the harvest runs Jeremy ragged. Team Diddly Squat will have to dig deep to get both across the line.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  22. Clarkson's Farm Season 5 Episode 6 - Frazzling
    8.7/10(748 votes)

    #22 - Frazzling

    S5:E6

    Diddly Squat is basking in a sunny spell. There're baby animals aplenty, the high-tech crops are coming along nicely and there's a big night at the pub to look forward to. The only question is, when does a sunny spell become a drought?

    Director:Kit Lynch-Robinson
    Writer:Jeremy Clarkson

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  23. Clarkson's Farm Season 1 Episode 2 - Sheeping
    8.6/10(2177 votes)

    #23 - Sheeping

    S1:E2

    Jeremy decides to get a flock of sheep, not realising the added complications these high-maintenance animals will bring.

    Director:Gavin Whitehead
    Writer:Jeremy Clarkson

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  24. Clarkson's Farm Season 1 Episode 3 - Shopping
    8.6/10(2010 votes)

    #24 - Shopping

    S1:E3

    Jeremy Clarkson decides to open a farm shop to sell his own produce. This sounds like it should be easy. It isn't.

    Director:Gavin Whitehead
    Writer:Jeremy Clarkson

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  25. Clarkson's Farm Season 3 Episode 3 - Jobbing
    8.6/10(1214 votes)

    #25 - Jobbing

    S3:E3

    It's Christmas time on the farm and Kaleb gives Jeremy a festive surprise. However their relationship becomes strained as they bicker while getting on with the farms winter jobs.

    Director:Kit Lynch-Robinson
    Writer:Unknown

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Best Episodes Summary

"Climaxing" is the best rated episode of "Clarkson's Farm". It scored 9.4/10 based on 2090 votes. Directed by Kit Lynch-Robinson, Will Yapp and written by Unknown, it aired on 2/10/2023. This episode scored 0.1 points higher than the second highest rated, "Reaping".