The Worst Episodes of Ugly Americans
Every episode of Ugly Americans ranked from worst to best. Explore the Worst Episodes of Ugly Americans!
Social worker Mark Lilly helps new citizens—both human and "other"—begin the process of adapting to life in the Big Apple, but his coworkers, demonic bureaucrat Twayne, drunken wizard Leonard Powers, surly law enforcement head Frank Grimes & his girlfriend, Callie, don't make it easy.
Lowest Rated Episodes Summary
The worst episode of "Ugly Americans" is "An American Werewolf in America", rated 7.2/10 from 147 user votes. It was directed by Devin Clark, Lucy Snyder and written by David M. Stern, Jeffrey Poliquin. "An American Werewolf in America" aired on 3/24/2010 and is rated 0.0 point(s) lower than the second lowest rated, "So, You Want to be a Vampire".
7.2/10 147 votes#1 - An American Werewolf in America
Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 3/24/2010
Mark cares for an undocumented werewolf, and Leonard envies his famous magician brother, Christ Angel.
Director: Devin Clark, Lucy Snyder
Writer: David M. Stern, Jeffrey Poliquin
7.2/10 119 votes#2 - So, You Want to be a Vampire
Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired 4/21/2010
Mark walks a young couple through the trials of vampire love, and "Larry King disease" ravages New York City.
Director: Devin Clark, Lucy Snyder
Writer: David M. Stern
7.2/10 114 votes#3 - Sympathy for the Devil
Season 1 Episode 10 - Aired 10/20/2010
Councilman Fitzpatrick sells his soul to Twayne, and Callie considers a cushy job in Hell.
Director: Devin Clark
Writer: Greg White, David M. Stern
7.2/10 119 votes#4 - Trolling for Terror
Season 1 Episode 12 - Aired 11/3/2010
Randall shambles his way onto an all-creature reality show, and a troll wrestles with riddle addiction.
Director: Devin Clark
Writer: David M. Stern, Daniel Powell
7.2/10 63 votes#5 - Little Ship of Horrors
Season 2 Episode 8 - Aired 8/18/2011
Randall is infected by horrifying plants at sea when Twayne throws a cruise ship party.
Director: Devin Clark, Rod Amador
Writer: Mick Kelly, David M. Stern
7.3/10 177 votes#6 - Pilot
Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 3/17/2010
A New York Department of Integration social worker helps supernatural creatures adapt to city life.
Director: Devin Clark
Writer: David M. Stern
7.3/10 121 votes#7 - Blob Gets a Job
Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 4/7/2010
Mark accidentally outs Randall as a zombie, and Leonard tries to identify a strange new creature.
Director: Devin Clark, Lucy Snyder
Writer: David M. Stern, Kevin Shinick
7.3/10 125 votes#8 - Treegasm
Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 4/14/2010
Mark helps an old tree get its groove back, and Randall loses his favorite non-vital organ.
Director: Devin Clark, Lucy Snyder
Writer: David M. Stern
7.3/10 105 votes#9 - Kong of Queens
Season 1 Episode 7 - Aired 4/28/2010
An obsessive-compulsive giant ape needs a job, and Callie struggles with her sudden attraction to Twayne.
Director: Devin Clark, Lucy Snyder
Writer: David M. Stern, Jeffrey Poliquin
7.3/10 62 votes#10 - Wail Street
Season 2 Episode 7 - Aired 8/11/2011
Randall tries to make a quick buck on the Soul Exchange by selling off Mark's immortal soul.
Director: Devin Clark, Rod Amador
Writer: Greg White, David M. Stern, Daniel Powell
7.3/10 60 votes#11 - The Stalking Dead
Season 2 Episode 15 - Aired 4/11/2012
Lady Hoo-Ha, America's most adored pop star, goes zombie, and her many devoted fans follow suit.
Director: Devin Clark, Les Solis, Lou Solis
Writer: David M. Stern
7.4/10 75 votes#12 - G. I. Twayne
Season 2 Episode 4 - Aired 7/21/2011
After being drafted into Satan's dark army, Twayne and Mark must do their patriotic duty and end the world.
Director: Devin Clark
Writer: David M. Stern, Jeffrey Poliquin
7.4/10 63 votes#13 - Any Given Workday
Season 2 Episode 12 - Aired 3/21/2012
Randall's new arm lands him on the DOI's intramural football team, and Callie pimps out Leonard.
Director: Richard Ferguson-Hull, Devin Clark
Writer: David M. Stern, Bill Krebs
7.5/10 76 votes#14 - Ride Me to Hell
Season 2 Episode 3 - Aired 7/14/2011
When his favorite TV series ends with a dumb twist, Grimes has a complete mental breakdown.
Director: Devin Clark
Writer: David M. Stern
7.5/10 67 votes#15 - The Ring of Powers
Season 2 Episode 5 - Aired 7/28/2011
Mark accidentally reactivates Leonard's magical arranged marriage.
Director: Richard Ferguson-Hull, Devin Clark
Writer: Greg White, David M. Stern
7.5/10 61 votes#16 - Lilly and the Beast
Season 2 Episode 9 - Aired 8/25/2011
Mark hooks up with an old girlfriend to test his open relationship.
Director: Devin Clark, Rod Amador
Writer: Greg White, David M. Stern, Bill Krebs
7.5/10 66 votes#17 - Journey to the Center of Twayne
Season 2 Episode 11 - Aired 3/14/2012
A Lilliputian arsonist escapes Mark's custody and finds an unlikely hiding place in Twayne's nose.
Director: Devin Clark, Rod Amador
Writer: David M. Stern, Jeffrey Poliquin, Erik Richter
7.6/10 134 votes#18 - Demon Baby
Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 3/31/2010
Callie goes baby-crazy when Mark fosters a demon orphan, and Twayne notices odd changes in his body.
Director: Devin Clark, Lucy Snyder
Writer: David M. Stern, Craig DiGregorio
7.6/10 98 votes#19 - Better Off Undead
Season 1 Episode 8 - Aired 10/6/2010
Randall joins a zombie cult, and Mark performs psychiatric evaluations on his coworkers.
Director: Devin Clark
Writer: David M. Stern, Jeffrey Poliquin
7.6/10 118 votes#20 - Hell for the Holidays
Season 1 Episode 11 - Aired 10/27/2010
Mark and Randall spend Halloween with Callie's family, and Leonard tries to find people to live in a haunted house.
Director: Devin Clark
Writer: David M. Stern
7.6/10 92 votes#21 - Soulsucker
Season 1 Episode 13 - Aired 11/10/2010
Mark and Randall teach a sexed up robot self-control, and Callie mixes up Mark in a demonic ritual.
Director: Devin Clark
Writer: David M. Stern
7.6/10 69 votes#22 - Attack of Mark's Clone
Season 2 Episode 6 - Aired 8/4/2011
Callie makes an evil Mark clone to compete in the DOI bowling league tournament.
Director: Richard Ferguson-Hull, Devin Clark
Writer: Greg White, David M. Stern
7.6/10 67 votes#23 - Mummy Dearest
Season 2 Episode 10 - Aired 9/1/2011
Grimes' judgmental mother rises from the dead, and a neglected Randall reconsiders his living situation.
Director: Richard Ferguson-Hull, Devin Clark
Writer: Greg White, David M. Stern
7.7/10 62 votes#24 - The Roast of Twayne the Boneraper
Season 2 Episode 13 - Aired 3/28/2012
Twayne quits after getting roasted at his DOI 10-year anniversary party, leaving Mark in charge.
Director: Devin Clark, Rod Amador
Writer: David M. Stern, Jeffrey Poliquin, Erik Richter, Jordan Pomaville
7.7/10 69 votes#25 - Mark Loves Dick
Season 2 Episode 14 - Aired 4/4/2012
Callie is promptly promoted after turning into a man, causing strife in her relationship with Mark.
Director: Devin Clark, Les Solis, Lou Solis
Writer: David M. Stern, Jeffrey Poliquin