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Social worker Mark Lilly helps new citizens—both human and "other"—begin the process of adapting to life in the Big Apple, but his coworkers, demonic bureaucrat Twayne, drunken wizard Leonard Powers, surly law enforcement head Frank

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  1. #1 Worst Episode
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    Ugly Americans Season 1 Episode 1 - Pilot
    7.3/10(214 votes)

    #1 - Pilot

    S1:E1

    A New York Department of Integration social worker helps supernatural creatures adapt to city life.

    Director:Devin Clark
    Writer:David M. Stern

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  2. Ugly Americans Season 1 Episode 2 - An American Werewolf in America
    7.3/10(173 votes)

    #2 - An American Werewolf in America

    S1:E2

    Mark cares for an undocumented werewolf, and Leonard envies his famous magician brother, Christ Angel.

    Directors:Devin Clark, Lucy Snyder
    Writers:David M. Stern, Jeffrey Poliquin

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  3. Ugly Americans Season 1 Episode 6 - So, You Want to be a Vampire
    7.3/10(138 votes)

    #3 - So, You Want to be a Vampire

    S1:E6

    Mark walks a young couple through the trials of vampire love, and "Larry King disease" ravages New York City.

    Directors:Devin Clark, Lucy Snyder
    Writer:David M. Stern

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  4. Ugly Americans Season 1 Episode 10 - Sympathy for the Devil
    7.3/10(112 votes)

    #4 - Sympathy for the Devil

    S1:E10

    Councilman Fitzpatrick sells his soul to Twayne, and Callie considers a cushy job in Hell.

    Director:Devin Clark
    Writers:Greg White, David M. Stern

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  5. Ugly Americans Season 1 Episode 12 - Trolling for Terror
    7.3/10(115 votes)

    #5 - Trolling for Terror

    S1:E12

    Randall shambles his way onto an all-creature reality show, and a troll wrestles with riddle addiction.

    Director:Devin Clark
    Writers:David M. Stern, Daniel Powell

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  6. Ugly Americans Season 2 Episode 7 - Wail Street
    7.3/10(80 votes)

    #6 - Wail Street

    S2:E7

    Randall tries to make a quick buck on the Soul Exchange by selling off Mark's immortal soul.

    Directors:Devin Clark, Rod Amador
    Writers:Greg White, David M. Stern, Daniel Powell

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  7. Ugly Americans Season 2 Episode 15 - The Stalking Dead
    7.3/10(74 votes)

    #7 - The Stalking Dead

    S2:E15

    Lady Hoo-Ha, America's most adored pop star, goes zombie, and her many devoted fans follow suit.

    Directors:Devin Clark, Lou Solis, Les Solis
    Writer:David M. Stern

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  8. Ugly Americans Season 1 Episode 4 - Blob Gets a Job
    7.4/10(142 votes)

    #8 - Blob Gets a Job

    S1:E4

    Mark accidentally outs Randall as a zombie, and Leonard tries to identify a strange new creature.

    Directors:Devin Clark, Lucy Snyder
    Writers:David M. Stern, Kevin Shinick

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  9. Ugly Americans Season 1 Episode 5 - Treegasm
    7.4/10(146 votes)

    #9 - Treegasm

    S1:E5

    Mark helps an old tree get its groove back, and Randall loses his favorite non-vital organ.

    Directors:Devin Clark, Lucy Snyder
    Writer:David M. Stern

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  10. Ugly Americans Season 1 Episode 7 - Kong of Queens
    7.4/10(124 votes)

    #10 - Kong of Queens

    S1:E7

    An obsessive-compulsive giant ape needs a job, and Callie struggles with her sudden attraction to Twayne.

    Directors:Devin Clark, Lucy Snyder
    Writers:David M. Stern, Jeffrey Poliquin

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  11. Ugly Americans Season 2 Episode 8 - Little Ship of Horrors
    7.4/10(83 votes)

    #11 - Little Ship of Horrors

    S2:E8

    Randall is infected by horrifying plants at sea when Twayne throws a cruise ship party.

    Directors:Devin Clark, Rod Amador
    Writers:Mick Kelly, David M. Stern

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  12. Ugly Americans Season 2 Episode 12 - Any Given Workday
    7.4/10(81 votes)

    #12 - Any Given Workday

    S2:E12

    Randall's new arm lands him on the DOI's intramural football team, and Callie pimps out Leonard.

    Directors:Richard Ferguson-Hull, Devin Clark
    Writers:David M. Stern, Bill Krebs

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  13. Ugly Americans Season 1 Episode 8 - Better Off Undead
    7.5/10(116 votes)

    #13 - Better Off Undead

    S1:E8

    Randall joins a zombie cult, and Mark performs psychiatric evaluations on his coworkers.

    Director:Devin Clark
    Writers:David M. Stern, Jeffrey Poliquin

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  14. Ugly Americans Season 2 Episode 4 - G. I. Twayne
    7.5/10(94 votes)

    #14 - G. I. Twayne

    S2:E4

    After being drafted into Satan's dark army, Twayne and Mark must do their patriotic duty and end the world.

    Director:Devin Clark
    Writers:David M. Stern, Jeffrey Poliquin

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  15. Ugly Americans Season 1 Episode 3 - Demon Baby
    7.6/10(156 votes)

    #15 - Demon Baby

    S1:E3

    Callie goes baby-crazy when Mark fosters a demon orphan, and Twayne notices odd changes in his body.

    Directors:Devin Clark, Lucy Snyder
    Writers:David M. Stern, Craig DiGregorio

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  16. Ugly Americans Season 1 Episode 11 - Hell for the Holidays
    7.6/10(115 votes)

    #16 - Hell for the Holidays

    S1:E11

    Mark and Randall spend Halloween with Callie's family, and Leonard tries to find people to live in a haunted house.

    Director:Devin Clark
    Writer:David M. Stern

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  17. Ugly Americans Season 1 Episode 13 - Soulsucker
    7.6/10(110 votes)

    #17 - Soulsucker

    S1:E13

    Mark and Randall teach a sexed up robot self-control, and Callie mixes up Mark in a demonic ritual.

    Director:Devin Clark
    Writer:David M. Stern

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  18. Ugly Americans Season 2 Episode 3 - Ride Me to Hell
    7.6/10(94 votes)

    #18 - Ride Me to Hell

    S2:E3

    When his favorite TV series ends with a dumb twist, Grimes has a complete mental breakdown.

    Director:Devin Clark
    Writer:David M. Stern

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  19. Ugly Americans Season 2 Episode 5 - The Ring of Powers
    7.6/10(87 votes)

    #19 - The Ring of Powers

    S2:E5

    Mark accidentally reactivates Leonard's magical arranged marriage.

    Directors:Richard Ferguson-Hull, Devin Clark
    Writers:Greg White, David M. Stern

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  20. Ugly Americans Season 2 Episode 9 - Lilly and the Beast
    7.6/10(78 votes)

    #20 - Lilly and the Beast

    S2:E9

    Mark hooks up with an old girlfriend to test his open relationship.

    Directors:Devin Clark, Rod Amador
    Writers:Greg White, David M. Stern, Bill Krebs

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  21. Ugly Americans Season 2 Episode 10 - Mummy Dearest
    7.6/10(86 votes)

    #21 - Mummy Dearest

    S2:E10

    Grimes' judgmental mother rises from the dead, and a neglected Randall reconsiders his living situation.

    Directors:Richard Ferguson-Hull, Devin Clark
    Writers:Greg White, David M. Stern

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  22. Ugly Americans Season 2 Episode 11 - Journey to the Center of Twayne
    7.6/10(82 votes)

    #22 - Journey to the Center of Twayne

    S2:E11

    A Lilliputian arsonist escapes Mark's custody and finds an unlikely hiding place in Twayne's nose.

    Directors:Devin Clark, Rod Amador
    Writers:David M. Stern, Jeffrey Poliquin, Erik Richter

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  23. Ugly Americans Season 2 Episode 1 - Wet Hot Demonic Summer
    7.7/10(120 votes)

    #23 - Wet Hot Demonic Summer

    S2:E1

    Twayne and Callie build a summer camp to cover up their raid on a wizard training ground.

    Director:Devin Clark
    Writers:David M. Stern, Daniel Powell

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  24. Ugly Americans Season 2 Episode 6 - Attack of Mark's Clone
    7.7/10(92 votes)

    #24 - Attack of Mark's Clone

    S2:E6

    Callie makes an evil Mark clone to compete in the DOI bowling league tournament.

    Directors:Richard Ferguson-Hull, Devin Clark
    Writers:Greg White, David M. Stern

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  25. Ugly Americans Season 2 Episode 13 - The Roast of Twayne the Boneraper
    7.7/10(78 votes)

    #25 - The Roast of Twayne the Boneraper

    S2:E13

    Twayne quits after getting roasted at his DOI 10-year anniversary party, leaving Mark in charge.

    Directors:Devin Clark, Rod Amador
    Writers:David M. Stern, Jordan Pomaville, Jeffrey Poliquin, Erik Richter

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Worst Episodes Summary

"Pilot" is the worst rated episode of "Ugly Americans". It scored 7.3/10 based on 214 votes. Directed by Devin Clark and written by David M. Stern, it aired on 3/17/2010. This episode scored 0.0 points lower than the second lowest rated, "An American Werewolf in America".