Annette is shocked to find that she grabbed the her brother's shirt instead of her gym uniform. The shirt is so small, so when she goes to put it on, her chest really sticks out. Her two best friends, Tanya and Kate, say that people were looking differently at her during gym class because they think she is a slut. Annette likes the attention, but wants to respect her friends' opinions. As she leaves class, she meets this guy she really likes named Rick. Rick basically only noticed her today after all that has happened. He asks her on a date. She accepts, but her friends tell her it's not such a great idea. Meanwhile, Rick talks with his friend Paul that he is going to get laid tonight. Paul asks with who and Rick tells him it is Annette. Paul laughs and says she'll never do anything with him since she is a geek. ------------------------------- ""Boy With The Hood"", Written by Lee Vaillancourt, Directed by

Annette and her friends are in the lockerroom talking about Rick. Tanya notices that Annette is wearing make-up and she says make-up's only purpose is to make guys want to have sex with you. The friends leave and Annette alters her outfir so she looks more slutty. She meets Rick and tells him to come to her place tonight. Meanwhile, Tanya gets her homework from this guy named Marty; you see, she has Marty doing her homework and she tells him she will have sex with him in return. Anyway- the night comes and the three girls are talking at Annette's. Tanya reminds her not to have sex with Rick because they all made a pact they'd stay virgins together. Rick comes and the girls leave. Rick and Annette start making out, but Annette stops him saying she is still a virgin. Rick gets upset, but Annette wants him to be happy. She says, ""Oh, but we can still taste the fruit because that wouldn't be like having sex.""

Rick tells his friend, Paul, that Annette gave him a blow job. Marty over hears them, and tells Tania and Kate that Rick is saying she's easy (a.k.a. a slut). While delivering pizza, Rick stops by Annette's house where, he starts to get a blow job, under the covers, and that's when Tania and Kate walk in (without knocking). They asked her where is Annette. Wiping her lips, she emerges from under the blanket. Rick chuckles, and leaves, because of ""his delivery"" (and that he felt shame about this whole thing). Kate and Tania tells Annette, that she heard somethings said about her, and Annette doesn't care because she is tired of being the good girl. She then tells Tanya that it's the same thing of using Marty for doing her homework (earlier Marty gave Tanya a paper, that he wrote for her to turn in), how she uses the sexual force on thinking that she just might give him a once in the life time thing,

Before he goes under the knife, Brett gives Shay a little sex test just to make sure he's doing the right thing. After hearing about the "oral" pleasure Rick has been getting from Annette, Paul tries to get in on the action.

Annette is very upset about Rick, and Kate, and Tania decides to make Annette feel better. So they come up with a plan, to tie down Rick naked in the girls locker room, writing ""Spank Me!"" on this back, with an arrow leading down to his butt. The plan work, and Rick gets what he deserves. While at Annette's home, it is revealed that Tania is not a virgin, and had sex with the sleezy Paul, Rick's friend. ""Gay Oven Jane"" written by Lara McKinnon, directed by Jean-Claude Lord Jane's boyfriend, Ben has come out to Jane, saying he could be friends, but nothing more. She is devistated, and decides to wash it off. She heads to the showers, and sees her ex-boyfriend Randy. She is desperate for sex, and hits on him. That's when her other ex-boyfriend Gerald steps out. They tell her they are now a couple, and she is more devistated, Thinking whoever she goes out with is gay. Her gay friend, Stephen helps her by getting her

Rick is very uneasy about Annette, while talking about her, he feels bad, and only wants his friend's approval, Paul, because he keeps on pressuring him. Marty over hears them, again, and knows the truth! Rick really does like Annette :) Kate and Tania makes a apology card, and gives it to Annette for Rick. While at her locker, Paul, being the jerk that he is, reads, and rips Annette's card. He tells Annette that Rick doesn't like her, Rick shows up and he starts to defend himself. Shortly Kate and Tania shows, up and helps Rick, to bash (not literally) Paul. In the end Rick goes to Annette's home, delvering a pizza, with their intials, R + A (and heart) in pepperoni. {This segment with Rick and Annette ends, continues with Annette's friend, Sandra in episode 629.] Gay Oven Jane written by Lara McKinnon, directed by Jean-Claude Lord Jane tells Stephen about her horrible dream, where all guys say ""fare thee well"" to h

Beth is jealous when Michelle competes with her (on the same team) on a basketball team. Beth's friend, Jeannie, finds out what is Michelle's energy boost, and it's sex. Jeannie, pressures her to have sex in order to be #1, and she decides to have sex with the school's mascot, Dominick. ""Gay Oven Jane"" written by Laura Doyle, directed by Jean-Claude Lord Jane is still not convinced that Matt is not gay, and her 2 ex-boyfriends, as well as Stephen, do a little intervention. She fakes it, thinking that Matt is not gay. While making out with Matt, she blurts out stuff like, ""every guy I sleep turns out gay."" ""Not So-Quick Fix"" written by Lara McKinnon, directed by George Mihalka Lana teaches Kelli to be sexy (very funny, when Kelli tries to hard) to impress Mario, but he is still stuck on Lana. Even though Lana doesn't want him, but he doesn't know that.

Beth has sex with Dominick right before the basketball game, and loves it, twice. While on court, she sucks because she is worn out. Thinking that Dominick might be attached, she lets him go because she has to be faithful to Kurt, her boyfriend, but he doesn't care. It was just sex. Beth confronts Michelle's ritual, and asks her how can she do it with all the energy after sex. Beth figures it out... Michelle doesn't climax. With all the build up inside her, it makes her hyped. Ah... So that's the secret. ""Gay Oven Jane"" written by Laura Doyle, directed by Jean-Claude Lord Jane is still paranoid, and she still talks to Stephen and he finds this ritual from a book. He performs it, and to it ""works."" But Jane is skeptical about it, and still thinks that Matt is gay. She goes to the bathroom, where she sees Stephen, and he explains that the ritual was fake, and that maybe she dates gay guys because she doesn't want

It looks like Dominick is stuck on Beth, and before a game, they have sex, and they get to the point, where both of them don't cum. But Beth is all charged up, and hits the court, where she is compared to Michelle. In the end, Dominick sees Beth, asking if they are going to finish what they started meaning, he wants to cum. ""Annie and Frannie"" written by Swith Bell, directed by Jean-Claude Lord Annie has it going great with her current boyfriend, Jonah, but he wants more, and Annie doesn't want to give him anymore... yet. Annie's childhood friend, Frannie returns in what Annie thinks is a vist. Also, It's revealed that Annie and Frannie used to experiment when they were younger. Annie backs off, and tells her Frannie that she doesn't do that stuff anymore (meaning she is not a lesbian). Frannie then leaves, making Annie surprise when she tells her that she transfered there. ""Bits and Pieces"" written by Sean Carley,

Beth and Dominick is about to have sex, when her boyfriend Kurt, shows up for what seems to be the final game. Dominick hides, and Kurt goes to the gym, to find a good seat. Beth and Dominick proceeds to have sex, and she and he came, Making Dominick wonder, because she wasn't suppose to cum. He then reminds her about the game, that she completely forgets. She runs to the game, and they win. After the game, Kurt sees her, and she is feels uneasy about it. He tells her that he knows that she has been seeing someone else, and they break up. Dominick then sees her in the locker room, (presumably the next day) where they hook up, and of course, have sex in the locker room. [This saga ends.] ""Annie and Frannie"" written by Swith Bell, directed by Jean-Claude Lord Frannie finds little ways to tease Annie in front of her friends, and Annie quickly reacts and is scared. When he boyfriend comes to see her, she quickly goe

Armed with a gong, Alex proceeds to hit on Justin, and they end up having sex. She then questions him about sleeping with girls, completly turning him off, and tells Alex to see straight guys, and asks Alex to leave. Alex leaves, but runs into Chris, where she hits on him, and he hits on her back. A date is set for tomorrow night. ""The Professional Break-Up Artist"" written by Russ Cochrane, directed by Jean-Claude Lord Julie's boyfriend Ryan, wants to break up with her, but while in the process, kissing ends up leading up to sex, and Nug, Ryan's friend comes over, after they are done. Julie then leaves, and Nug reminds him that he was suppose to break up with her and not have sex with her. He tells Nug that he was going to do it right after, but Nug quickly stops him because if he did it right after sex, he will be the girls enemy #1. ""Annie and Frannie"" written by Swith Bell, directed by Adam Weissman Annie deci

Alex skips the date with Chris, and heads for Chris' room for sex. Justin is surprised that she choose him, after having a list of guys, who he thought would be perfect for her. After sex, Alex tells Chris that it was the best intense orgasm she has, and Justin is sick of it. Before they could go for another round, Justin stops them. They figure out that just maybe, they could all go out, after Justin explains he fallen for Alex. Justin then comes up with a plan that they could share her, Justin has Alex in the day (all the talking), While Chris has Alex at night (all the sex). They retreat to the living room, thinking of that situation, but figues out it is just to weird, and they all decide that they can't do this. Justin kisses Alex goodbye, then Chris kisses Alex goodbye. Then Chris looks at Justin, and kissed him in confusion. With all of this happening, Alex decides to leave; The guys then talk about sha

Chloe wants to get the final A grade in her class, because the teacher only gives one A. The project this year is to make a website on somewhat, and whoever has the most hits gets the A, but Chloe is threatened when another student, Chet, makes a better site, and competes with her. ""Bits and Pieces"" written by Sean Carley, directed by George Mihalka Chris brings home a hot girl, and sees Justin and Alex talking about the threesome relationship. He then ""forces"" the girl to leave, saying he wasn't feeling well, and turns back to them. He knows it's wrong, but he just feels that it is just right. They then try it for the first time, and Justin and Alex talks a lot, making Chris even hornier because he has to wait. Justin starts massaging Alex, and Alex is all ready for Chris. Chris and her proceeds to have hot, great, LOUD, sex like before, and Justin decides to do laundry. He meets up with Alex's roommate Trish, an

Holly gives Chloe a massage while she is on her site. Thinking that it's some kind of sex site, it scores a lot of hits. Chet breaks it up and announces that he doesn't want to see this because, what if some guy sees it. Chloe is surprised to see that Chet shows some feelings for her. ""The Professional Break-Up Artist"" written by Russ Cochrane, directed by George Mihalka Ryan wants to call off with the whole break up with Julie, but Dane shows him the contract he signs. They leave and Julie finds the contract. When Dane comes over for tutoring, She tells him about her problem and shows him the contract. Shee then turns to him as a rebound, but he tells her no. ""Bits and Pieces"" written by Sean Carley, directed by Jean-Claude Lord Justin finally brings a guy home, Buck, and Alex gets jealous, and interrupts them constantly, making him leave. They decide to end their threesome relationship. Alex and Chris are still

Dressed as a Panda, Murray, tries to hurry in the elevator to hide from neighbors. He is only to be caught by a hot new neighbor, Brianne, who seems interested in him calling him names like ""Panda Boy."" She invites him to come over her place, and a few minutes after, he arrives at her place. She treats Murray like a real Panda, and gives him Bamboo (or Bamboo Shoots, to be exact). He is then shocked to realized she has a animal fetish. He then is forced to leave, when he uses the word fix, and in her world with the stuff animals, they don't like the word fix. ""Chloe Cam"" written by Lara McKinnon, directed by George Mihalka Chloe gets even with Chet, when she decides to go with the sex site, and Chet stops her, saying still that he feels uncomfortable seeing that other guys could watch it. They make up, he confesses his love for her, and they start to make out on her desk, accidentally turning the webcam on. Her hi

Chloe is very depressed about what happened. She tells Chet sorry, VIA webcam. She is worried when her hits doesn't have any hits, and she finds out that Holly's boyfriend, Griffin (whose name is finally mentioned) made a site merging Chloe's sexy study site, and Chet's gambling site. Chet goes to Chloe, they make up, starts to have sex, and they presumably go out. [This segment ends] ""Horse Hung Harry"" written by Edmund O'Brien, directed by Michel Wachnluc Kevin is worried about his size, because he is very hung. His friend Harry, tries to help him, and signs both of them up for a improv act, who Dana, and Jillian is in charge of. While rehearsing, Dana, gets to close and he starts to freak out, because all the girls who he showed it too, they ran away. Harry then invites the two girls, to a pool party and his home. ""Animal Love"" written by Erin Ploss, directed by Jean-Claude Lord Murray finds out that Brianne has

Becca makes Max jealous, after flirting with Clint. He then makes her feel bad, when he starts to use the internet right after they have sex. ""Horse Hung Harry"" written by Edmund O'Brien, directed by Jack Hackel Harry shows and discuss hung like a horse cock to Kevin, and Kevin comes up with the idea to wear three bathing suits in one, to cover up his manhood. Harry agrees, and Kevin tells him to pratice every stroke he knows, so it makes him comfortable, as well as if they could see the big bulge. While praticing his back stroke, the girls come, and he accidentally falls of the couch. After swimming, they decide to do a little improv, and well, Jillian tells Harry to be a drunk driver while, Dana is using her hands as Harrys' (If you seen Whose Line Is It Any Way?, then you'll know what I'm talking about.), and Jillian makes a remark how Harry can't find his keys. Harry is shocked, knowing that

Dana tells Jillian that Harry is huge, and Kevin overhears them. He tells Harry that Dana is willing to try it out, but it's not his package that is stopping him, it's is confidence. So they head back to Dana and Jillian where they are having some discussion on fruit and vegetables. Dana tells Harry that she knows how big he is, and Harry relieved. Harry tells Dana that he makes this raddish look like a pickle, and she gets really nervous and leaves. ""Animal Love"" written by Erin Ploss, directed by ?? Saddie, Murray's roommate puts down Brianne after seeing her, telling that Murray is a good guy, and that she should atleast give it a try, since he did the whole furvert thing for her. Murray is surprised to see Brianne wearing latex underwear after showing up at his apartment. She then gives him a pair of latex underwear saying it's only fair. They had back to her apartment, where she puts on the squirel tail and ears.

Hanging out in what is presumably Harry's basement, Kevin decides to help Harry and Dana, explaining to them to rehearse a scene featuring them being tool men. They then rehearse the scene saying that Harry has a big jack hammer, and Dana explains that she wants to use it even though she is afraid. This works, and Jillian doesn't know what the fuck they are talking or rehearsing about. Kevin pulls Jillian upstairs, and Harry shows his horse hung penis to Dana, where she is very surprised. She tells him that it is probably not possible to have it fit in her vagina, and he starts to tell her about the whole thing about being so big, and wants to probably break up with him. She stops him and decides they could do it within their outer layer, which either means, they will not be able to put inside, or they just eat/blow/finger/suck/jerk (or which ever term you want to use) each other. They then up exausted next to

Becca pushes on with sleeping with Kylie, but does it in way she thinks they went all the way but didn't. Becca asks Kylie to shave her pubic hair, in which she does. Max walks in seeing that he found the love letter that Kylie gave to Becca. He starts to leave, but Becca quickly asks him to join them. The three of them aren't getting any where in the shower, and Kylie leaves. The truth comes out. Kylie calls Becca a bad kisser and leaves. Max then comes out of the shower, and is upset on what Becca did, using Kylie to make him jealous. He calls her shallow (in a stupid way) and they break up. [This segment ends] ""Possession Of The Muse"" written by Lee Vaillancourt, directed by Michel Beriault Shane and Kelli has sex, and right after, he tells that Nomi really helped him, and she takes it as they slept with each other which they didn't. He then explains that Nomi justs inspires him, and Kelli

Kyle is a jocky hockey guy, and he one of the best players around. So when he returns to his dorm, he wants a break, and looks at his girlfriend for a quickie. Aurora, Kyle's girlfriend, tells him no, saying that she wants to take things slow, and have it in a romantic way, as in the school paper, by a writer named ""Miranda"" gives relationship tips to. He then leaves, and Editor of the school paper, Beth, pesters him about needing his sports article. Dexter, one of Kyle's friend, asks Beth, who is this Miranda girl, because it's pestering every guys life, who just want sex. Beth brushes off his warning, and she gives Kyle the keys to her office so that he could turn in the sports page later at night. Dexter than have a wicked idea, to find out who's this Miranda girl is. They break in, and they start to look around. But Beth, and he sidekick, Stacey, enters the room. Beth notices the Dexter hiding, and scolds

Kelli bosses Lana around, and Lana reveals that she actually did everything for him. Choose his clothes, food, cut his mean, etc... But Shane is having trouble with his music, and he hangs out with Nomi for inspiration. But it doesn't work, and he reveals that it was Kelli all along. He then goes back to her, where Lana is trying to help her by not being so controling. He tells her that it was her all along, and they go back to each other, where they end up in bed. He asks her if she wants to be on top again, but she tells him it's up to him. He then remembers the letter that the record company sent him after Nomi sent them a demo, and Kelli starts to boss him on how to open it. He decides that they could open it together. [This segment ends.] ""Tangled Beards"" written Lisa Branch, directed by Jean-Claude Lord Angie is really uncomfortable acting straight in school, but it goes well, when the guys, and

Jasmine is inventing a new spray so your underwear doesn't go up your ass. Jasmine and Darryl starts to make out, and Darryl's girlfriend, Madeline, comes home. They are worried but, they trick her. She then reveals that she will get deported because her student visa expired. Madeline wants Darryl to marry her. ""Tangled Beards"" written Lisa Branch, directed by Jean-Claude Lord Angie is really fed up on being in the closet, and she is now attached to Brian by the wrist. The same goes with Henry and Talia. Angie is surprised that Henry is okay with kissing Talia, but Brian reveals that Henry is just fantasizing about Brian. The guys pull the girls in the equipment room, and they start to make out. They wonder why the girls aren't making out, and finds out that they are fighting. Angie and Talia argue and Angie swings her hand out, accidentally hitting Henry. They then all have a talk and the three (except Angie

Kyle tells Jasmine that Madeline's parents will give her and her husband $25,000. Jasmine seizes the day, and convinces her boyfriend, Seth, to marry her. With a twisted way, Kyle and Jasmine uses both of their partners for the new product they think they will make millons for. ""Tangled Beards"" written Lisa Branch, directed by Jean-Claude Lord Angie finally gives Jendy her story piece, and Talia is paranoid that Angie outted her. Jendy prints the story, and Brian tells Henry that they should come out. Both of them decides to come out also, and they leave Talia all alone. Talia doesn't want to come out because it's a straight world, and you could easily get crushed. Angie is disapointed, but Henry and Brian tells her that she doesn't need to worry because she has them. [This segment ends.] ""Miranda Rules"" written by Russ Cochrane, directed by Jimmy Kaufman Stacey pushes this Miranda thing to far, and she becomes Mira

The interviewer named Gavin is here to interview Miranda, but Stacey goes against Kyle's wishes, and doesn't follow his hand signals on what they practiced yesterday. Stacey (Miranda rather) kisses Gavin, using the control of the bottom lip. He then leaves, and Kyle confronts her that she wasn't even taking his hand singals. He then tells her that she even had the kiss wrong. She then blurts out, Why don't you show me. He does, and they start to make out on the couch of the newspaper room. They then have sex, and Kyle calls Stacey Miranda, and she leaves. ""Ticket To Ride"" written by Lisa Branch, directed by George Mihalka Jasmine and Daryl forces Seth and Madeliene to sleep together (not have sex), and they reveal a little too personal sides to each other, and they start to have a little sexual tension between them. They are both unaware what is happening outside, with each others partners, Daryl and Jasmine, in