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The Worst Episodes of Universal Basic Guys

Every episode of Universal Basic Guys ranked from worst to best. Explore the Worst Episodes of Universal Basic Guys!

Worst episode
S1E1 Pet Projects (Pilot)
5.4256 votes
Best episode
S3E2 La Gloire Du Bouffon
8.333 votes
Top season
Season 3
8.1avg
Binge time
10h 9m
37 episodes
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  1. #1 Worst Episode
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    Universal Basic Guys Season 1 Episode 1 - Pet Projects (Pilot)
    5.4/10(256 votes)

    S1:E1

    Threatened by a doctor's kindness toward Tammy, Mark tries to get her an exotic animal, only to have his face ripped off by the newly purchased chimpanzee. Meanwhile, Hank bonds with the chimpanzee via its bluetooth, and David's dog saves David and Mernft Man from a pet snake.

    Director:Nick Simpson
    Writers:Adam Malamut, Craig Malamut

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  2. Universal Basic Guys Season 1 Episode 4 - Guys Day
    5.9/10(122 votes)

    S1:E4

    When Tammy is upset that an elite country club only takes men, Mark joins it to supposedly change things from within; Tammy's passion for the club infuriates the owner's wife, Ellen; Mark's entry into the club ruins the natural order.

    Director:Martin Cormier
    Writer:Dan Lagana

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  3. Universal Basic Guys Season 1 Episode 2 - Sunset Cruise
    6.0/10(219 votes)

    S1:E2

    When David, Andrea, Mark, and Tammy go on a cruise together, David and Andrea unexpectedly rekindle their romance. Mark's preoccupation with reeling in a big fish to outcompete Steve DelVecchio leads to him catching a whale that jeopardizes the safety of the entire cruise. Meanwhile, Hank goes on a date with a mermaid that goes awry when she reveals her distaste for hot dogs.

    Director:Martin Cormier
    Writer:Chris Garcia

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  4. Universal Basic Guys Season 1 Episode 3 - The Devil You Know
    6.4/10(140 votes)

    S1:E3

    Mark, in an attempt to bond with his stepson Darren, insists on teaching him how to throw a handmade boomerang that was gifted to Darren by his father. The two soon find themselves on a trek deep into the Jersey woods in search of it, where they encounter the Jersey Devil himself. Meanwhile, David is the recipient of a sex doll that he swears he didn't order, and is put through the wringer trying to return it.

    Director:Nick Simpson
    Writers:Adam Malamut, Craig Malamut

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  5. Universal Basic Guys Season 1 Episode 5 - Jaws of Life
    7.1/10(112 votes)

    S1:E5

    Jealous of the attention Tammy gets for saving the life of a choking stranger, Mark buys a Jaws of Life to efficiently save lives; Tammy's life is threatened when she rejects the advances of Paul, the stranger she saved.

    Director:Katie Dyson
    Writer:Lucas Gardner

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  6. Universal Basic Guys Season 1 Episode 10 - Mark Men
    7.1/10(88 votes)

    S1:E10

    Mark throws his hat into the ring as an Ad Man after being shown up by a group of execs.

    Director:Katie Dyson
    Writer:Chris Garcia

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  7. Universal Basic Guys Season 2 Episode 6 - Hoagie Jones
    7.1/10(60 votes)

    S2:E6

    Mark and Hank buy a horse together. Tammy invests in a painting.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  8. Universal Basic Guys Season 2 Episode 8 - Spectrum Slam
    7.2/10(60 votes)

    S2:E8

    Mark trains to win a charity basketball tournament, and David tries to find a teammate.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  9. Universal Basic Guys Season 1 Episode 12 - Deer Stakes
    7.3/10(83 votes)

    S1:E12

    Mark accidentally murders Hank with a crossbow while hunting a deer.

    Director:Martin Cormier
    Writers:Adam Malamut, Craig Malamut

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  10. Universal Basic Guys Season 1 Episode 13 - Water Ice Shoppe
    7.3/10(72 votes)

    S1:E13

    Mark goes into business with Gary & Barry's Water Ice Shoppe, a Glantontown institution, when faced with being deprived of his favorite summer snack during their annual winter closure.

    Director:Katie Dyson
    Writers:Adam Malamut, Craig Malamut

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  11. Universal Basic Guys Season 2 Episode 7 - Medieval Knights
    7.3/10(58 votes)

    S2:E7

    Mark goes medieval in an effort to bond with Darren. Tammy and Andrea test-drive an autonomous car.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  12. Universal Basic Guys Season 1 Episode 6 - Bird Cage
    7.4/10(105 votes)

    S1:E6

    Mark buys himself a Superbowl ring and leverages it to get special treatment at the Eagles game; Hank has an adventure with cutting-edge mascot technology.

    Director:Andrew Bowler
    Writers:Adam Malamut, Craig Malamut

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  13. Universal Basic Guys Season 1 Episode 11 - Sheet Shock
    7.4/10(83 votes)

    S1:E11

    After feeling slighted by a Navy recruiter, Mark sets out to join an elite unit of the Marines, only to be thwarted by his inability to properly make a bed. David teams up with a Veteran, hoping to ghost write the next American Sniper and can no longer distinguish fantasy from reality as his subject reveals stories from his past that are stranger than fiction.

    Director:Nick Simpson
    Writer:Dan Lagana

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  14. Universal Basic Guys Season 2 Episode 12 - Skyboys
    7.4/10(53 votes)

    S2:E12

    Mark buys a jetpack. David wants to serve omakase at a soup kitchen.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  15. Universal Basic Guys Season 2 Episode 18 - Crowmaster
    7.4/10(43 votes)

    S2:E18

    Mark trains crows to bring him valuable sports cards and Darren faces off with a gaming nemesis.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  16. Universal Basic Guys Season 3 Episode 1 - Rhoda
    7.5/10(37 votes)

    S3:E1

    Mark and Hank's mom returns to Glantontown. Tammy pursues a new painting hobby.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  17. Universal Basic Guys Season 2 Episode 15 - Go Fund Mernft
    7.5/10(53 votes)

    S2:E15

    Mark helps Mernft Man build the house of his dreams, while Tammy's fundraising campaign reveals a surprising side of Mernft.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  18. Universal Basic Guys Season 2 Episode 2 - I Am Jar
    7.5/10(64 votes)

    S2:E2

    Mark gets in a magician's duel. Tammy tries to win a nursing award.

    Director:Katie Dyson
    Writer:Rachel Kaly

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  19. Universal Basic Guys Season 2 Episode 5 - Well Done
    7.6/10(56 votes)

    S2:E5

    Mark digs a well.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  20. Universal Basic Guys Season 2 Episode 10 - Good Marks
    7.6/10(56 votes)

    S2:E10

    Mark goes back to high school to prove he is smart. Hank tries to pass Advanced Woodshop.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  21. Universal Basic Guys Season 2 Episode 13 - Little the Netherlands
    7.6/10(57 votes)

    S2:E13

    Mark learns to ride a bike and finds a hidden Dutch enclave; Tammy helps Leanne plan her "divorce-lorette" party.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  22. Universal Basic Guys Season 1 Episode 9 - Mr. Cupcake Man
    7.6/10(94 votes)

    S1:E9

    Mark, trying to prove to Tammy that he can get babies to like him, writes a hit song that becomes the next Baby Shark. He enlists his family and neighbors to join his management team, putting these relationships to the test during his meteoric rise and humiliating fall. Meanwhile, David tries to capitalize in Mark's wake by resuscitating his old and out of touch climate change educational magic act.

    Director:Rania Tabet
    Writer:Laura Moran

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  23. Universal Basic Guys Season 1 Episode 7 - Fight or Flight
    7.6/10(106 votes)

    S1:E7

    Mark puts his piloting skills to the test.

    Director:Rania Tabet
    Writer:Laura Moran

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  24. Universal Basic Guys Season 2 Episode 14 - Shorty Hoagies
    7.7/10(52 votes)

    S2:E14

    Mark and Tammy get adventurous on a date night at the Philadelphia Flower Show. Darren and JD prank David.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  25. Universal Basic Guys Season 1 Episode 8 - Poconos
    7.7/10(94 votes)

    S1:E8

    Mark, Tammy, Hank, and Darren discover a magical, immersive, Jumani-style board game where they have to overcome their interpersonal differences in order to survive. David, facing the most important deadline and worst writer's block of his career, seeks solitude.

    Director:Rania Tabet
    Writer:Lucas Gardner

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Worst Episodes Summary

"Pet Projects (Pilot)" is the worst rated episode of Universal Basic Guys. It scored 5.4/10 from 256 votes. Directed by Nick Simpson and written by Adam Malamut, Craig Malamut, it aired on September 8, 2024. This episode scored 0.5 points lower than the second lowest rated, "Guys Day".

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