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The Upright Citizens Brigade is an improvisational comedy and sketch comedy group that emerged from Chicago's ImprovOlympic in 1990. The most recent incarnation consists of Matt Besser, Amy Poehler, Ian Roberts, and Matt Walsh. The

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  1. #1 Worst Episode
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    Upright Citizens Brigade Season 3 Episode 4 - Band
    7.2/10(50 votes)

    #1 - Band

    S3:E4

    The Breaker-Uppers go on tour; The Murderers perform at an old-fashioned caka-walka.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  2. Upright Citizens Brigade Season 2 Episode 8 - Big City
    7.3/10(18 votes)

    #2 - Big City

    S2:E8

    The Upright Citizens Brigade puts a hooker in charge of a gourmet coffee shop.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  3. Upright Citizens Brigade Season 3 Episode 1 - Costumes
    7.6/10(17 votes)

    #3 - Costumes

    S3:E1

    When a man tries "werewolf sex" to turn his girlfriend on, she stabs him with a wooden stake.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  4. Upright Citizens Brigade Season 3 Episode 3 - Hospital
    7.7/10(22 votes)

    #4 - Hospital

    S3:E3

    Grim Reapers work in shifts at the hospital, until they claim Workman's Comp for scythe-related injuries.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  5. Upright Citizens Brigade Season 3 Episode 9 - Technology
    7.7/10(18 votes)

    #5 - Technology

    S3:E9

    Mike the Astronaut is trapped in Virtual Reality with a malfunctioning telephone, forced to eat nothing but edible panties, and both verbally and physically abused by the French.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  6. Upright Citizens Brigade Season 2 Episode 1 - Master Dialectitian
    7.8/10(22 votes)

    #6 - Master Dialectitian

    S2:E1

    The Upright Citizens Brigade brings baby fights to the suburbs, and a boxer is forced to go ten rounds with a horse. Also, a member of the UCB dies 6 times.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  7. Upright Citizens Brigade Season 3 Episode 2 - Mafia
    7.8/10(17 votes)

    #7 - Mafia

    S3:E2

    The Upright Citizens Brigade explores the seamy underworld of organized crime.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  8. Upright Citizens Brigade Season 3 Episode 7 - Sex
    7.8/10(16 votes)

    #8 - Sex

    S3:E7

    When Adair is reincarnated as a sandwich, the UCB must fulfill a sexy prophecy to bring him back.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  9. Upright Citizens Brigade Season 3 Episode 8 - Small Town
    7.8/10(19 votes)

    #9 - Small Town

    S3:E8

    A quiet small town deals with earthquake parties, dolphin aliens, and Armageddon.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  10. Upright Citizens Brigade Season 2 Episode 5 - Eli's Face Therapy
    7.9/10(20 votes)

    #10 - Eli's Face Therapy

    S2:E5

    A salon owner keeps rich women beautiful by slapping them across the face, and a man burns calories by pretending to flee from armed soldiers.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  11. Upright Citizens Brigade Season 3 Episode 5 - Food
    7.9/10(18 votes)

    #11 - Food

    S3:E5

    The Glendale Fitness Authority sets up Fat Camps to imprison the overweight.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  12. Upright Citizens Brigade Season 2 Episode 9 - Hurricane
    8.0/10(17 votes)

    #12 - Hurricane

    S2:E9

    A TV Weatherman desperately tries to save Miami from a devastating hurricane.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  13. Upright Citizens Brigade Season 2 Episode 3 - Mogomra vs. the Fart Monster
    8.1/10(24 votes)

    #13 - Mogomra vs. the Fart Monster

    S2:E3

    The Upright Citizens Brigade fights the onslaught of throwing star culture and watches Mogomra the Giant Country Lobster battle the Evil Fart monster.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  14. Upright Citizens Brigade Season 1 Episode 5 - Children's Revolution
    8.2/10(30 votes)

    #14 - Children's Revolution

    S1:E5

    A pro-union puppet show at the elementary school incites one boy to stand up to his bullying school-bus driver.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  15. Upright Citizens Brigade Season 1 Episode 7 - Lady of The Lake
    8.2/10(28 votes)

    #15 - Lady of The Lake

    S1:E7

    A frat guy dates the Lady of the Lake, who bores him with the story of how she once presented King Arthur with Excalibur.

    Director:Unknown
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  16. Upright Citizens Brigade Season 2 Episode 4 - Real World
    8.2/10(20 votes)

    #16 - Real World

    S2:E4

    The Upright Citizens Brigade gathers human oddities, including a businessman with a baby head hand and a senior citizen desperately trying to mate with a dolphin.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  17. Upright Citizens Brigade Season 2 Episode 6 - Infested With Friars
    8.2/10(18 votes)

    #17 - Infested With Friars

    S2:E6

    The Upright Citizens Brigade infests a theme restaurant with a swarm of mutated comedians from the Friars Club, and a teenager discovers he can beat his curfew by faking his own kidnapping.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  18. Upright Citizens Brigade Season 3 Episode 6 - College
    8.2/10(17 votes)

    #18 - College

    S3:E6

    When one player is possessed by a demon at the college basketball game, the only thing that can save the day is Santa Liqueur.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  19. Upright Citizens Brigade Season 1 Episode 6 - The Story of the Toad
    8.3/10(27 votes)

    #19 - The Story of the Toad

    S1:E6

    People use the heartwarming story of the toad to bring meaning to their lives.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  20. Upright Citizens Brigade Season 1 Episode 8 - Time Machine
    8.4/10(28 votes)

    #20 - Time Machine

    S1:E8

    Andy goes back in time to play cards with Jesus and President Truman.

    Director:Unknown
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  21. Upright Citizens Brigade Season 1 Episode 10 - The Little Donny Foundation
    8.5/10(35 votes)

    #21 - The Little Donny Foundation

    S1:E10

    Little Donny has a giant penis....but doesn't know it.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  22. Upright Citizens Brigade Season 1 Episode 2 - Poo Stick
    8.6/10(32 votes)

    #22 - Poo Stick

    S1:E2

    Big Red Cat gets harassed by a poo stick while performing mini-movies.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  23. Upright Citizens Brigade Season 1 Episode 3 - Saigon Suicide Show
    8.6/10(33 votes)

    #23 - Saigon Suicide Show

    S1:E3

    In an attempt to destabilize society by eradicating prejudice, the UCB host a benefit featuring the Saigon Suicide Squad.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  24. Upright Citizens Brigade Season 2 Episode 2 - Bomb Squad
    8.6/10(24 votes)

    #24 - Bomb Squad

    S2:E2

    A sex-obsessed psychic tracks a buxom jewel thief, and two procrastinating bomb squad officers seize an illegal dildo bong.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  25. Upright Citizens Brigade Season 1 Episode 1 - The Bucket of Truth
    8.8/10(53 votes)

    #25 - The Bucket of Truth

    S1:E1

    A Realtor shows a house featuring the "Bucket of Truth" and a "Hot Chicks Room". Also featuring the Unabomber and his Girl Scout friend Cassie.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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Worst Episodes Summary

"Band" is the worst rated episode of "Upright Citizens Brigade". It scored 7.2/10 based on 50 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 2/7/2000. This episode scored 0.1 points lower than the second lowest rated, "Big City".