The Breaker-Uppers go on tour; The Murderers perform at an old-fashioned caka-walka.

The Upright Citizens Brigade puts a hooker in charge of a gourmet coffee shop.

When a man tries "werewolf sex" to turn his girlfriend on, she stabs him with a wooden stake.

Grim Reapers work in shifts at the hospital, until they claim Workman's Comp for scythe-related injuries.

Mike the Astronaut is trapped in Virtual Reality with a malfunctioning telephone, forced to eat nothing but edible panties, and both verbally and physically abused by the French.

The Upright Citizens Brigade brings baby fights to the suburbs, and a boxer is forced to go ten rounds with a horse. Also, a member of the UCB dies 6 times.

The Upright Citizens Brigade explores the seamy underworld of organized crime.

When Adair is reincarnated as a sandwich, the UCB must fulfill a sexy prophecy to bring him back.

A quiet small town deals with earthquake parties, dolphin aliens, and Armageddon.

A salon owner keeps rich women beautiful by slapping them across the face, and a man burns calories by pretending to flee from armed soldiers.

The Glendale Fitness Authority sets up Fat Camps to imprison the overweight.

A TV Weatherman desperately tries to save Miami from a devastating hurricane.

The Upright Citizens Brigade fights the onslaught of throwing star culture and watches Mogomra the Giant Country Lobster battle the Evil Fart monster.

A pro-union puppet show at the elementary school incites one boy to stand up to his bullying school-bus driver.

A frat guy dates the Lady of the Lake, who bores him with the story of how she once presented King Arthur with Excalibur.

The Upright Citizens Brigade gathers human oddities, including a businessman with a baby head hand and a senior citizen desperately trying to mate with a dolphin.

The Upright Citizens Brigade infests a theme restaurant with a swarm of mutated comedians from the Friars Club, and a teenager discovers he can beat his curfew by faking his own kidnapping.

When one player is possessed by a demon at the college basketball game, the only thing that can save the day is Santa Liqueur.

People use the heartwarming story of the toad to bring meaning to their lives.

Andy goes back in time to play cards with Jesus and President Truman.

Little Donny has a giant penis....but doesn't know it.

Big Red Cat gets harassed by a poo stick while performing mini-movies.

In an attempt to destabilize society by eradicating prejudice, the UCB host a benefit featuring the Saigon Suicide Squad.

A sex-obsessed psychic tracks a buxom jewel thief, and two procrastinating bomb squad officers seize an illegal dildo bong.

A Realtor shows a house featuring the "Bucket of Truth" and a "Hot Chicks Room". Also featuring the Unabomber and his Girl Scout friend Cassie.