7.0/1017 votesLoading...#1 - Big City
Season 2 Episode 8 - Aired 8/9/1999
The Upright Citizens Brigade puts a hooker in charge of a gourmet coffee shop.
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7.0/1049 votesLoading...#2 - Band
Season 3 Episode 4 - Aired 2/7/2000
The Breaker-Uppers go on tour; The Murderers perform at an old-fashioned caka-walka.
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7.3/1016 votesLoading...#3 - Costumes
Season 3 Episode 1 - Aired 1/17/2000
When a man tries "werewolf sex" to turn his girlfriend on, she stabs him with a wooden stake.
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7.4/1015 votesLoading...#4 - Sex
Season 3 Episode 7 - Aired 3/6/2000
When Adair is reincarnated as a sandwich, the UCB must fulfill a sexy prophecy to bring him back.
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7.5/1017 votesLoading...#5 - Technology
Season 3 Episode 9 - Aired 3/27/2000
Mike the Astronaut is trapped in Virtual Reality with a malfunctioning telephone, forced to eat nothing but edible panties, and both verbally and physically abused by the French.
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7.6/1016 votesLoading...#6 - Mafia
Season 3 Episode 2 - Aired 1/24/2000
The Upright Citizens Brigade explores the seamy underworld of organized crime.
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7.6/1021 votesLoading...#7 - Hospital
Season 3 Episode 3 - Aired 1/31/2000
Grim Reapers work in shifts at the hospital, until they claim Workman's Comp for scythe-related injuries.
Director: N/A
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#8 - Small Town
Season 3 Episode 8 - Aired 3/20/2000
A quiet small town deals with earthquake parties, dolphin aliens, and Armageddon.
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7.7/1021 votesLoading...#9 - Master Dialectitian
Season 2 Episode 1 - Aired 6/14/1999
The Upright Citizens Brigade brings baby fights to the suburbs, and a boxer is forced to go ten rounds with a horse. Also, a member of the UCB dies 6 times.
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7.7/1017 votesLoading...#10 - Food
Season 3 Episode 5 - Aired 2/21/2000
The Glendale Fitness Authority sets up Fat Camps to imprison the overweight.
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7.8/1019 votesLoading...#11 - Eli's Face Therapy
Season 2 Episode 5 - Aired 7/12/1999
A salon owner keeps rich women beautiful by slapping them across the face, and a man burns calories by pretending to flee from armed soldiers.
Director: N/A
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7.8/1016 votesLoading...#12 - Hurricane
Season 2 Episode 9 - Aired 8/16/1999
A TV Weatherman desperately tries to save Miami from a devastating hurricane.
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7.9/1023 votesLoading...#13 - Mogomra vs. the Fart Monster
Season 2 Episode 3 - Aired 6/28/1999
The Upright Citizens Brigade fights the onslaught of throwing star culture and watches Mogomra the Giant Country Lobster battle the Evil Fart monster.
Director: N/A
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8.0/1019 votesLoading...#14 - Real World
Season 2 Episode 4 - Aired 7/5/1999
The Upright Citizens Brigade gathers human oddities, including a businessman with a baby head hand and a senior citizen desperately trying to mate with a dolphin.
Director: N/A
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8.0/1017 votesLoading...#15 - Infested With Friars
Season 2 Episode 6 - Aired 7/26/1999
The Upright Citizens Brigade infests a theme restaurant with a swarm of mutated comedians from the Friars Club, and a teenager discovers he can beat his curfew by faking his own kidnapping.
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8.0/1016 votesLoading...#16 - College
Season 3 Episode 6 - Aired 2/28/2000
When one player is possessed by a demon at the college basketball game, the only thing that can save the day is Santa Liqueur.
Director: N/A
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8.1/1028 votesLoading...#17 - Children's Revolution
Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 9/9/1998
A pro-union puppet show at the elementary school incites one boy to stand up to his bullying school-bus driver.
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8.2/1025 votesLoading...#18 - The Story of the Toad
Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired 8/26/1998
People use the heartwarming story of the toad to bring meaning to their lives.
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8.2/1026 votesLoading...#19 - Lady of The Lake
Season 1 Episode 7 - Aired 10/7/1998
A frat guy dates the Lady of the Lake, who bores him with the story of how she once presented King Arthur with Excalibur.
Director: N/A
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8.4/1026 votesLoading...#20 - Time Machine
Season 1 Episode 8 - Aired 10/14/1998
Andy goes back in time to play cards with Jesus and President Truman.
Director: N/A
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8.5/1023 votesLoading...#21 - Bomb Squad
Season 2 Episode 2 - Aired 6/21/1999
A sex-obsessed psychic tracks a buxom jewel thief, and two procrastinating bomb squad officers seize an illegal dildo bong.
Director: N/A
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8.6/1030 votesLoading...#22 - Poo Stick
Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 9/16/1998
Big Red Cat gets harassed by a poo stick while performing mini-movies.
Director: N/A
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8.6/1031 votesLoading...#23 - Saigon Suicide Show
Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 9/30/1998
In an attempt to destabilize society by eradicating prejudice, the UCB host a benefit featuring the Saigon Suicide Squad.
Director: N/A
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8.7/1031 votesLoading...#24 - The Little Donny Foundation
Season 1 Episode 10 - Aired 10/28/1998
Little Donny has a giant penis....but doesn't know it.
Director: N/A
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8.8/1050 votesLoading...#25 - The Bucket of Truth
Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 8/19/1998
A Realtor shows a house featuring the "Bucket of Truth" and a "Hot Chicks Room". Also featuring the Unabomber and his Girl Scout friend Cassie.
Director: N/A
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The Worst Episodes of Upright Citizens Brigade
Every episode of Upright Citizens Brigade ranked from worst to best. Explore the Worst Episodes of Upright Citizens Brigade!
The Upright Citizens Brigade is an improvisational comedy and sketch comedy group that emerged from Chicago's ImprovOlympic in 1990. The most recent incarnation consists of...
Genre:Comedy
Network:Comedy Central
Worst Episodes Summary
"Big City" is the worst rated episode of "Upright Citizens Brigade". It scored 7/10 based on 17 votes. Directed by N/A and written by N/A, it aired on 8/9/1999. This episode scored 0.0 points lower than the second lowest rated, "Band".