Carl ditches Alex to be the beautiful Brittany's lab partner. But when Porter uses some of his angel magic to make Carl see Brittany for what she really is , Carl learns that Brittany isn't the best lab partner after all.

When Serge tells Carl that he'll make mincemeat out of him in the upcoming dodgeball unit, Carl pleads Porter for help. Porter's enchantment helps Carl to dodge every ball, impress the girls, especially one named Linda. and also dodge both questions and chores. But when he dodges his first kiss and even starts dodging Porter's spells, Dr Cassabi has to rope in a team of experts to undo the enchantment.

Porter uses magic to get Carl onto the cheer squad, but Carl's cheerleading abilities somersault him into a world of backstabbing and pom-poms.

Carl says he wants facial hair for maturity, and Porter magically (by accident) gives him a beard that covers his whole face. It turns out that there is no way to make it disappear by magic, and he has to wear it for a whole week. He tries to cover it by disguising himself as a substitute teacher.

Porter magically helps Carl get a job at the coolest store in the mall but, before Carl can enjoy it, he's wearing a dress and on his way to the catwalk for the mall fashion show.

When Carl and Porter are grounded, Porter creates magic doubles to take their place at home while they sneak out to DJ the school dance, but the doubles turn out to be more interested in partying than staying at home.

Carl wants to know what it's like to be mature so Porter magically gives him a beard and, before Carl knows it, he's the cool new substitute teacher at Bennett High!

Jane taps Carl as her running mate in the school election but, when they butt heads with the Ski Club, Porter is unwittingly forced to run against them and, let's face it, try as he might, Porter Jackson can't lose.

After a series of embarrassing bake sale incidents, Carl asks Porter to use his magic to make it so that Angela isn't his Mom, and Carl ends up in an alternate reality where he never existed!

After a disastrous presentation all Carl wants is a chance to do it over so Porter grants his wish, but doesn't realize that time magic is temperamental, leaving Carl stuck doing the exact same presentation over, and over, and over...

Tired of going unnoticed around school, Carl gets Porter to magically make him the center of attention, but it turns out that fame isn't all it's cracked up to be.

Carl wants to try out for Jane's play to land a kiss with Brittany, but Porter ends up getting the part, leading to drama on and off stage.

When Jane wants to get out of history class, Carl offers to cover for her. Unfortunately he doesn't know how. Denise creates a temporary Jane double, but when Carl and "Zombie Jane" get an "F" on their presentation, Carl has to devise a way to reverse their failing grade. When Denise's review board finds out that she created a zombie double of Jane, it puts her A.I.T. status in jeopardy.

When Bennett High gets a new foreign exchange student named Bianca, Porter uses magic to make Carl her official translator. As one of the top athletes in her country, it's inevitable that Serge falls for Bianca. But when Carl translates Serge's sweet nothings to Bianca, she thinks Carl is the one expressing his love and falls for him. It's up to Carl to turn Serge into the man of Bianca's dreams.

As an Angel, Porter doesn't have anyone to sign his school field trip permission form, so he magically fakes the signature. But when Principal Malone insists on meeting Porter's fake dad, he and Carl are in deep trouble. Denise offers to step in and magically pretend to be Porter's dad. Meanwhile, Brittany wants to be the star in a commercial video contest.

Carl hopes that Jane will buy him at the upcoming "cool guy charity auction" so they can go to a concert together, but she ends up buying Porter instead, leaving Carl stuck with Brittany. When Brittany embarrasses herself with a horrible audition, Carl tries to cheer her up and they share a kiss - one which Jane witnesses!

Carl is excited to take over the school's radio station. With Alex as his gag man, the radio show becomes a hit with the students, but not the Principal. Meanwhile, Porter becomes the manager of Brittany's new girl band comprised of herself, Denise and Jane. But when the girls can't get along, it's up to Porter to keep the dueling divas together.

Carl's excitement at playing badminton is short-lived when he discovers the new coach, Elliot, has a particular interest in picking on him. Meanwhile, Jane is determined to go undercover and write an expose on Brittany's cruel "Frenemy" club for the school paper. As part of her initiation, Jane exposes one of Alex's secrets.

Jane wins Bennett High a preview screening of the film adaptation of her favorite science fiction book, "Cosmonaut Claire". When Porter accidentally beams Space Pirate Bruce out of the film, he and Carl must chase him down and get him back into the movie. Meanwhile, Denise and Dr. Cassabi are excited about a show of their own, but have to make the most of it when they get terrible seats.

When Carl can't build up the nerve to kiss Jane on his own, Porter helps by putting a magic kiss enchantment on Carl. Meanwhile, when Dr. Cassabi devises a new lunch seating arrangement, Brittany hatches a plot to convince him that sometimes it does matter where you sit.

In the first half of a two-part story, Carl is horrified when he accidentally squashes his sister's pet lizard and, in a panic, Porter re-animates it. But this is a serious offense in the world of Angel magic and a special operative, Agent 45, eventually arrests Porter for the unauthorized magic and takes him before the Angel Tribunal to face permanent expulsion.

In this second episode of a two-part story, Carl finds himself in Heavenly Court, testifying to keep Porter from getting expelled for using regeneration magic. Meanwhile, Jane, Brittany, Serge and Alex try to figure out what has happened to the missing Carl and Porter.

In a bet with the principal from Terrendale High, Principal Malone volunteers Carl and friends to compete in the upcoming Physics Games.Trying to impress Carl, Denise gives him a little magical assistance in the form of a ping pong paddle that slows down time.

Carl and Porter are surprised when Alex's dad arrives at Bennett High to announce Alex must defend their family's honor in a sacred hand-dance duel. When Alex breaks his arm and can't take part in the duel, Carl reluctantly steps in. Meanwhile, Jane and Serge compete to determine who is better at school, sports and pretty much everything else.

Alex is staying with Carl and Porter and he's driving them nuts with his sleepless habits. Porter uses magic to put Alex to sleep but, when Alex won't wake up, Carl and Porter have no choice but to wake him from inside his dream. In the meantime, Denise is excited for her first date with Carl, but is left fuming when he doesn't show.