Today's Wonder Showzen is brought to you by the Letter N. Letter N, feeling unloved, plunges into a shame spiral. After a night of self-destruction and romance, Letter N discovers that there's light at the end of the tunnel.

Today's Wonder Showzen is brought to you by space. Chauncey and Kaitlin go into outer-space in a home made rocket where they discover, then battle God.

Today's Wonder Showzen is brought to you by the Ocean. The gang discovers a map to the greatest treasure of all: a bottomless chalice of pure liquid imagination. The adventure begins. Then it ends.

Today's Wonder Showzen is celebrating Numbers. When Letters show up, they begin a violent battle to prove who is better. Only love could bring these enemies together.

When Mother Nature gets a sex change operation, nature feels the consequences. Can Chanucey save us all? Most certainly.

Today's Wonder Showzen is brought to you by the Number One, but Number Two shows up trying to steal the show. Chauncey tosses her, and the Number Two tries every stunt in the book to make it back on!

Wordsworth comes down with cooties! Him turns Wordsworth's misfortune into a fortune and becomes torn between success and the truth.

Today's Wonder Showzen is brought to you by Patience. A strict demonstration of patience tries every ones nerves, audience included.

Pop sensation Letter P is literally ready to blow up, and it is making the gang sick. Luckily, she learns that liposuction will not only make you a better person, it can save the world.

When Chauncey decides to travel in his time machine to mess with mental slowpokes, he discovers that he already beat himself to it. Which Chauncey will survive?

Middle America visits the show and the gang falls in love with his stupidity. They even let him take control of Wonder Showzen. The result is a big stinky horse apple.

In today's Ye Olde Wonder Showzen, the gang celebrates the idyllic good old days of America, when slavery and rape was more than a gleam in ye eye.

When Wordsworth is afraid to fight his fear, Chauncey and Him have a climb into his brain and change his mind from a boy into a man.

Wonder Showzen is so broke the gang buys a bootleg rip off and decide to show that instead. Naturally, this results in war, and a compromise of apocalyptic dimensions.

Attention: Due to the results of a recent network test marketing session, Wonder Showzen has been slightly retooled. Today's Wonder Showzen has been replaced by a full episode of Horse Apples!

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