Summer Sausage, a Pocket Poncho, and Tony Danza

Pilot

Rockets, Communists, and the Dewey Decimal System

Poker, Faith, and Eggs

A Therapist, a Comic Book, and a Breakfast Sausage

A Solar Calculator, a Game Ball, and a Cheerleader's Bosom

A Patch, a Modem, and a Zantac

A Brisket, Voodoo, and Cannonball Run

Cape Canaveral, Schrödinger's Cat, and Cyndi Lauper's Hair

Spock, Kirk, and Testicular Hernia

An Eagle Feather, a String Bean, and an Eskimo

Demons, Sunday School, and Prime Numbers

A Computer, a Plastic Pony, and a Case of Beer

A Sneeze, Detention, and Sissy Spacek

Potato Salad, a Broomstick, and Dad's Whiskey

Dolomite, Apple Slices, and a Mystery Woman

Killer Asteroids, Oklahoma, and a Frizzy Hair Machine

Jiu-Jitsu, Bubble Wrap, and Yoo-hoo

A Mother, A Child, and a Blue Man's Backside

Gluons, Guacamole, and the Color Purple

A Dog, a Squirrel, and a Fish Named Fish

Vanilla Ice Cream, Gentleman Callers, and a Dinette Set