Blonde Ambition and the Concept of Zero

Four Hundred Cartons of Undeclared Cigarettes and a Niblingo

Future Worf and the Margarita of the South Pacific

Passion's Harvest and a Sheldocracy

A Resident Advisor and the Word 'Sketchy'

An Ugly Car, an Affair and Some Kickass Football

A Tougher Nut and a Note on File

Legalese and a Whole Hoo-Ha

College Dropouts and the Medford Miracle

Pancake Sunday and Textbook Flirting

Ruthless, Toothless and a Week of Bed Rest

A Baby Shower and a Testosterone-Rich Banter

A Frat Party, a Sleepover and the Mother of All Blisters

A Launch Party and a Whole Human Being

Teen Angst and a Smart-Boy Walk of Shame

A Stolen Truck and Going on the Lam

A German Folk Song and an Actual Adult

Little Green Men and a Fella's Marriage Proposal

A New Weather Girl and a Stay-at-Home Coddler

German for Beginners and a Crazy Old Man with a Bat

A Romantic Getaway and a Germanic Meat-Based Diet

A Tornado, a 10-Hour Flight and a Darn Fine Ring