Funeral (1)

A Wiener Schnitzel and Underwear in a Tree

A Roulette Wheel and a Piano Playing Dog

A Strudel and a Hot American Boy Toy

Ants on a Log and a Cheating Winker

A Frankenstein's Monster and a Crazy Church Guy

Baptists, Catholics and an Attempted Drowning

A Proper Wedding and Skeletons in the Closet

An Ankle Monitor and a Big Plastic Crap House

A Fancy Article and a Scholarship for a Baby

Community Service and the Key to a Happy Marriage

A Little Snip and Teaching Old Dogs

A New Home and a Traditional Texas Torture

Memoir (2)