The Best Episodes Written By Dan Kopelman

Every TV Episode Written by Dan Kopelman Ranked from Best to Worst by Thousands of Voters

Episode Rankings

  1. #1 Fan Favorite
    undefined Season 6 Episode 12 - The Five Things
    8.0/10(2 votes)

    #1 - The Five Things

    S6:E12

    Jeff is stumped when Audrey asks him to name five nice things about her. Meanwhile, Russell pushes Timmy to serenade a woman he likes; Jennifer and Adam mistakenly receive Audrey and Jeff's bank statement.

    Director:N/A

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  2. undefined Season 2 Episode 1 - Traffic Jam (2)
    7.6/10(14 votes)

    #2 - Traffic Jam (2)

    S2:E1

    Hal, Loi, Malcolm and Reese are trapped in a horrendous traffic jam. Francis enters himself in a bet that recalls the egg-eating wager in "Cool Hand Luke." Malcolm becomes smitten over a girl he meets. Dewey has his own little adventure--all over the world--before his family returns home.

    Director:N/A

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  3. undefined Season 2 Episode 18 - Reese Cooks
    7.6/10(14 votes)

    #3 - Reese Cooks

    S2:E18

    A cooking class energizes Reese; a planned party irks Malcolm, whose brutal honesty hurts the hostess, Krelboyne Cynthia.

    Director:N/A

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  4. undefined Season 7 Episode 1 - Liz Moves In
    7.5/10(2 votes)

    #4 - Liz Moves In

    S7:E1

    Liz temporarily moves in with Jeff and Audrey, and quickly irritates Audrey when she takes Jeff's side on everything. Meanwhile, Adam and Timmy team up to beat the rest of the company at ping pong.

    Director:N/A

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  5. undefined Season 3 Episode 22 - Monkey
    7.4/10(13 votes)

    #5 - Monkey

    S3:E22

    New monkey business occupies Reese, now a self-appointed law enforcer; a capuchin monkey has it in for Lois's co-worker, Craig.

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  6. undefined Season 2 Episode 21 - Malcolm vs. Reese
    7.3/10(14 votes)

    #6 - Malcolm vs. Reese

    S2:E21

    Francis has an extra ticket for a wrestling event and it is the prize pitting Malcolm vs. Reese in a one-upmanship war; caring for Craig's cat is troublesome for Dewey.

    Director:N/A

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  7. undefined Season 1 Episode 6 - Sleepover
    7.3/10(15 votes)

    #7 - Sleepover

    S1:E6

    Malcolm sleeps over at Stevie's house and, appalled at his over-protected lifestyle, persuades him to sneak out to a strange, late-night escapade. Francis deals with hazing at military school. Reese tries to prove he's man enough to watch a scary movie.

    Director:N/A

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  8. undefined Season 4 Episode 14 - Hal's Friend
    7.2/10(13 votes)

    #8 - Hal's Friend

    S4:E14

    Malcolm tries to emancipate Dabney from his overbearing mother while Hal invites his ne'er-do-well old buddy to the house. At the ranch, Francis is forced to share a room with Otto.

    Director:N/A

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  9. undefined Season 3 Episode 6 - Health Scare
    7.2/10(14 votes)

    #9 - Health Scare

    S3:E6

    When Hal's doctor discovers something suspicious during his routine check-up, Lois and Hal become frantic, nervous wrecks as they wait for the test results. As a result of her anticipation, Lois becomes even stricter with the boys, leaving them to misinterpret the new house rules. Meanwhile, in Alaska, Francis comes to blows with his boss.

    Director:N/A

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  10. undefined Season 2 Episode 2 - Halloween Approximately
    7.1/10(13 votes)

    #10 - Halloween Approximately

    S2:E2

    Francis visits the week after Halloween and helps his brothers in a trick that involves a giant slingshot with icky ammo. Hal tries to catch a mysterious hot-rodder.

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  11. undefined Season 5 Episode 5 - Malcolm Films Reese
    7.1/10(11 votes)

    #11 - Malcolm Films Reese

    S5:E5

    Malcolm chooses Reese as his subject for an Abnormal Psychology mid-term project; Dewey earns some extra cash as a street performer.

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  12. undefined Season 5 Episode 15 - Reese's Apartment
    7.1/10(11 votes)

    #12 - Reese's Apartment

    S5:E15

    Francis is determined to show his parents why they should not have kicked Reese out. Meanwhile, Malcolm helps a football player write a college essay.

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  13. undefined Season 1 Episode 12 - Cheerleader
    7.0/10(13 votes)

    #13 - Cheerleader

    S1:E12

    A spiffy cheerleader attracts slovenly Reese, who cleans up his act—best as he can—to woo her. He even joins her rah-rah squad. Dewey tries to convince Lois and Hal to buy him a new toy. Francis has a heart-to-heart conversation with headmaster Spangler.

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  14. undefined Season 2 Episode 5 - Giants vs. Dwarves
    7.0/10(10 votes)

    #14 - Giants vs. Dwarves

    S2:E5

    Galavant is fed up with Richard after he trades the Jewel of Valencia for a dragon and travels to find the giants on his own. They are not at all what he expected but are willing to help under one condition - he must help them defeat the dwarves. When they met face to face, Galavant is in for not one but two surprises. Roberta steps in to help bring both men to their senses and attempts to resolve the issues between the dwarves and giants. Gareth tells Sid about his feelings for Madalena. Sid warns Gareth against confessing his feelings, but he is determined, which ultimately leads to a dangerous situation for one of the men. Woodworm sends Isabella to Princess Jubilee's palace to hand deliver her invitation to her wedding. Things don't go as planned especially when the crown on Isabella's head is accidentally broken

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  15. undefined Season 4 Episode 4 - Stupid Girl
    6.9/10(15 votes)

    #15 - Stupid Girl

    S4:E4

    Acting dumb like Reese eases Malcolm's stress and lands him a date with the new light of his life, an attractive girl who's really a dim bulb.

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  16. undefined Season 4 Episode 17 - Clip Show 2
    5.8/10(12 votes)

    #16 - Clip Show 2

    S4:E17

    Hal and Lois are penning their will, and think back to all the trouble their sons put them through. It is there that Lois' problems with Francis are finally revealed and how her inability to admit when she is wrong lead to a lot of the problems the family has been dealing with.

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Dan Kopelman Ratings Summary

"The Five Things" is the best rated episode written by Dan Kopelman. It scored 8/10 based on 2 votes. It was directed by N/A. It aired on 4/26/2012 and is rated 0.4 points higher than their second-best episode, "Traffic Jam (2)".