The Best Episodes Written By Dan Schneider

Every TV Episode Written by Dan Schneider Ranked from Best to Worst by Thousands of Voters

  1. Background image for iBattle Chip
    10.0/10(1 votes)

    #1 - iBattle Chip

    Missing info
    S6:E6

    After Spencer's arch-nemesis Chuck pulls his latest prank on him and steals his clothes, Spencer finally gets rid of his nemesis by getting Chuck sent to military school. However, this causes Chuck's younger brother Chip to hate Spencer and terrorize him more than Chuck did. Meanwhile, Gibby buys a Galaxy Wars toy phaser and becomes depressed when Sam accidentally breaks it while beating up a bully.

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  2. Background image for Treehouse
    9.5/10(4 votes)

    #2 - Treehouse

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    S4:E10

    Drake, Josh, and Megan must rebuild a tree house that they accidentally destroyed

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  3. Background image for iPear Store
    9.0/10(2 votes)

    #3 - iPear Store

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    S6:E5

    When Freddie gets a new job at the Pear Store, Sam, who is employed with him, accidentally ruins it. Meanwhile, Spencer makes a fire for the 18th time and because of their tiredness, the fire department is done with the Shays and to apologize, Spencer brings a batch of brownies to the station. Unfortunately, the vengeful staff makes him volunteer at the fire station, which leads to another fire, this time at the station. Also, Carly meets a boy at the the Pear Store named Trey and becomes obsessed to get him to ask her out.

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  4. Background image for Popcorn Monster
    9.0/10(1 votes)

    #4 - Popcorn Monster

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    S1:E1

    While trying to create two identical pieces of popcorn Ray & Henry accidentally bring to life the Popcorn Monster.

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  5. Background image for Drew & Jerry
    8.7/10(3 votes)

    #5 - Drew & Jerry

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    S2:E13

    Drake is getting tired of hanging around with Josh all the time. So Josh finds a friend named Drew who looks just like Drake. Drake feels he is being left out because of Drew, so he finds his own friend named Jerry who looks and acts like Josh.

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  6. Background image for Trip Steals the Jet
    8.5/10(2 votes)

    #6 - Trip Steals the Jet

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    S1:E8

    Feeling pressure to fit in with Trip's rich friends, Babe convinces Trip to borrow Dub's jet for the night.

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  7. Background image for Babe's Bench
    8.5/10(2 votes)

    #7 - Babe's Bench

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    S2:E7

    Babe blows the entire Game Shakers ad budget on a high-tech bus bench, only to find out the bench is a magnet for low-life's and weirdos.

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  8. Background image for Jet X
    8.0/10(2 votes)

    #8 - Jet X

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    S1:E6

    During this episode, Mr. Bender has invited a special friend of his to come and show the class a new scooter called "Jet X". He has asked the whole class to get into groups and organize group commercials. He said the winning commercial will get aired on TV. 100 times. Chase, Michael, & Logan form a group, which Logan gets his dad's special equipment for his commercial and a celebrity. While Zoey, Dana, & Nicole begin fighting over the video, Zoey puts all their ideas together.

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  9. Background image for Quinn's Date
    8.0/10(2 votes)

    #9 - Quinn's Date

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    S1:E8

    Quinn has a crush on a boy named Mark, but is too afraid to ask him out. She asks Zoey to ask him out for her, resulting in Quinn thinking she's going out with Mark. Zoey, worried that Quinn will find out that she's not really going out with Mark, asks Chase to go on a double date with her, Mark,and Quinn. Meanwhile, Dustin takes care of Elvis while the other boys are busy, even though he's afraid of animals.

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  10. Background image for School Dance
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #10 - School Dance

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    S1:E12

    The school dance committee implements an experimental personality-based partner selection process. So, Chase tries to get matched up with Zoey, and so he does whatever it takes to get matched up with her. But of course, his plan backfires when another guy gets matched up with her as well as him. Zoey must pick between Chase and Glen, the other guy. Chase is upset and tries to get Zoey to pick him.

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  11. Background image for iQuit iCarly (1)
    8.0/10(2 votes)

    #11 - iQuit iCarly (1)

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    S3:E8

    Carly and Sam agree to help up and coming comedians Fleck and Dave make a contest-winning video, but when the two comedians fight and choose to end their friendship, Carly and Sam feel responsible. They try to patch things up between the two, only to find the problems ring familiar. Carly and Sam take sides and begin to fight.

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  12. Background image for iParty With Victorious (1)
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #12 - iParty With Victorious (1)

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    S4:E11

    Carly is dating a boy named Steven who divides his time between his divorced parents who live in Seattle and Los Angeles. Meanwhile, Tori is also spending time with her new boyfriend who, unbeknownst to her, is the very same boy Carly is seeing. The iCarly gang stumbles upon a photo of Steven and Tori on The Slap. André gets permission to host a party at Kenan Thompson's house with his friends.

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  13. Background image for iGo One Direction
    8.0/10(2 votes)

    #13 - iGo One Direction

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    S6:E2

    One Direction has accepted an invitation to perform on iCarly. Band member Harry becomes sick and Carly dotes over him. Realizing Harry is playing sick for the attention, they hatch a plan to get him back in the group by telling him Gibby has become their newest band member. Meanwhile, Spencer becomes a personal trainer and gives a bratty girl a makeover.

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  14. Background image for Dune Buggy
    8.0/10(4 votes)

    #14 - Dune Buggy

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    S1:E2

    Drake and Josh receive an old dune buggy from a friend but are forbidden to use it. When Drake defies his parents and injures himself after crashing the buggy, he tries to hide his injuries, but gets no support from a grounded Josh.

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  15. Background image for Smart Girl
    8.0/10(4 votes)

    #15 - Smart Girl

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    S2:E6

    Drake meets a smart girl from school named Michelle that he really likes. Now, Drake is not the smartest kid in school, so he gets Josh to teach him things to impress Michelle. But things go too far when he accidentally says yes to an offer of joining the Academic Team. Meanwhile, Josh has had enough with Megan's pranks and tries to get back at her.

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  16. Background image for Playing the Field
    8.0/10(2 votes)

    #16 - Playing the Field

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    S3:E6

    Drake's "friend" Tori, who he has been dating for a while, calls him her boyfriend. Drake breaks up with her, because he thinks they both should see new people. Meanwhile, Josh grows a mustache and is determined to make Mindy kiss him again.

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  17. Background image for I Love Sushi
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #17 - I Love Sushi

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    S4:E7

    Drake and Josh enter a "Pump My Room" contest to try and redecorate the living room as an anniversary gift for their parents. When they come back to the house they realize that everything is gone. To get the furniture and everything else back, Drake and Josh get a job at a sushi factory, but come home to see that everything is back.

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  18. Background image for Really Big Shrimp (1)
    8.0/10(3 votes)

    #18 - Really Big Shrimp (1)

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    S4:E17

    It's the end of an era. After Josh ruins Drake's chances at having a hit song in the Superbowl, the boys must find a way to make things right.

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    Director:Drake Bell
  19. Background image for Helicopter
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #19 - Helicopter

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    S4:E19

    Drake wins a free skydive off a helicopter and sets off to do it despite his parents' wishes. Josh, being the good brother he is, tries to stop him, but ends up going along for the ride. This fun time in the sky becomes a true downer when they accidentally lose their pilot and things start spinning out of control.

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  20. Background image for Indestructible Henry (1)
    8.0/10(3 votes)

    #20 - Indestructible Henry (1)

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    S2:E10

    When Kid Danger is almost badly injured on a mission, Henry decides to go through the Densitizer to become indestructible like Captain Man.

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  21. Background image for Up the Stairs
    8.0/10(3 votes)

    #21 - Up the Stairs

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    S4:E17

    When a celebrity chef makes a surprise visit to Junk-n-Stuff, Henry and Captain Man are stuck in the man cave and try to get to the store to be on the TV show.

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  22. Background image for Helen Back Again
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #22 - Helen Back Again

    Missing info
    S2:E7

    When Principal Eikner leaves Hollywood Arts, the school hires a new principal who makes all the students re-audition in order to keep their spots. Who will get kicked out?

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    Director:N/A
  23. Background image for Who Did It to Trina?
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #23 - Who Did It to Trina?

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    S2:E8

    Tori directs a play with Trina as the star. But when a mishap occurs on opening night, serious doubts are raised over whether or not it was truly an accident.

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  24. Background image for April Fools Blank
    8.0/10(2 votes)

    #24 - April Fools Blank

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    S3:E7

    Tori can't figure out why nobody at Hollywood Arts High celebrates April Fool's Day - or maybe they do.

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  25. Background image for Wing Suits & Rocket Boots
    8.0/10(2 votes)

    #25 - Wing Suits & Rocket Boots

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    S2:E16

    The Game Shakers set Hudson up with a let's play account to help promote their games, but things quickly get out of hand when Hudson puts on Dub's rocket boots for fun.

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Dan Schneider Ratings Summary

"iBattle Chip" is the best rated episode written by Dan Schneider. It scored 10/10 based on 1 votes. It was directed by Adam Weissman. It aired on 6/9/2012 and is rated 0.5 points higher than their second-best episode, "Treehouse".