- 7.8/108 votes
#1 - Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'
Season 4 Episode 23 - Aired 5/7/2007
Charlie is shocked when the handyman working on his house beats him out for Chloe's affections. Alan has no sympathy for Charlie’s distress.
Director: Lee Aronsohn
Writer: Lee Aronsohn
- 7.6/108 votes
#2 - Just Once With Aunt Sophie
Season 3 Episode 22 - Aired 5/8/2006
A girl from Jake’s school invites him to his first boy-girl party. Charlie and Alan help him get ready for it by giving him advice. Alan and Charlie get nostalgic and remember their first boy-girl party.
Director: Lee Aronsohn
Writer: Lee Aronsohn
- 7.5/1010 votes
#3 - Smell the Umbrella Stand
Season 2 Episode 15 - Aired 2/6/2005
Alan starts to worry about a medical procedure that he is facing, and to get his mind off it, Charlie suggests they go to Las Vegas.
Director: Lee Aronsohn
Writer: Susan Beavers
- 7.3/107 votes
#4 - A Bag Full of Jawea
Season 2 Episode 3 - Aired 10/2/2004
Charlie tries to save Jake from school suspension for giving his teacher (Missi Pyle) the finger by romancing her, but his several attempts fail every time.
Director: Lee Aronsohn
Writer: N/A
- 7.3/107 votes
#5 - A Lungful of Alan
Season 2 Episode 12 - Aired 1/2/2005
Alan is jealous of Charlie when an old classmate, who's now a beautiful woman, seems to be more interested in Charlie.
Director: Lee Aronsohn
Writer: Eddie Gorodetsky
- 7.2/1013 votes
#6 - Camel Filters and Pheromones
Season 1 Episode 12 - Aired 1/4/2004
Berta's granddaughter spends the day at Charlie's, which isn't a problem until he learns she's a beautiful, rebellious 16-year-old.
Director: Lee Aronsohn
Writer: Susan Beavers
- 7.2/1010 votes
#7 - I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You
Season 1 Episode 19 - Aired 3/21/2004
Judith's devious siren sister stirs things up at Jake's 11th birthday party when she hits on Alan. Meanwhile, Evelyn brings alcohol and has a party of her own.
Director: Lee Aronsohn
Writer: Lee Aronsohn
- 7.1/108 votes
#8 - Baseball Was Better with Steroids
Season 6 Episode 24 - Aired 5/18/2009
Charlie starts to question his relationship with Chelsea when he hears that Mia is back in town. Meanwhile, Judith goes into labor and Charlie, Alan and Herb rush her to the hospital, on the sixth season finale.
Director: Lee Aronsohn
Writer: Lee Aronsohn
- 7.0/1013 votes
#9 - Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful
Season 1 Episode 8 - Aired 11/9/2003
Alan tricks Charlie into joining him and Judith in leading Jake and his classmates in the school's annual music show.
Director: Lee Aronsohn
Writer: Eddie Gorodetsky
- 7.0/1010 votes
#10 - Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark
Season 1 Episode 20 - Aired 4/18/2004
Jake's sullen mood baffles and bothers the family and prompts Alan and Judith to take him to a child psychologist.
Director: Lee Aronsohn
Writer: N/A
- 7.0/109 votes
#11 - No Sniffing, No Wowing
Season 1 Episode 21 - Aired 5/2/2004
Charlie plays a tricky game when he gets involved with Alan's divorce lawyer, who could make things difficult for Alan if she were, say, dumped by a self-centered lothario.
Director: Lee Aronsohn
Writer: Chuck Lorre
- 7.0/109 votes
#12 - Enjoy Those Garlic Balls
Season 2 Episode 2 - Aired 9/26/2004
Judith is dating Jake's pediatrician, and Alan is upset until Charlie points out that if she remarries, his alimony payments will end.
Director: Lee Aronsohn
Writer: Eddie Gorodetsky
- 6.9/1012 votes
#13 - The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump
Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 10/19/2003
Alan and Charlie have encounters with some highly libidinous soccer moms, but with two very different outcomes.
Director: Lee Aronsohn
Writer: Eddie Gorodetsky
- 6.9/109 votes
#14 - My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet
Season 1 Episode 22 - Aired 5/9/2004
When Charlie discovers that Alan is sleepwalking, he believes it's related to his brother's lack of sex following his divorce, and comes up with a cure.
Director: Lee Aronsohn
Writer: Chuck Lorre
- 6.9/108 votes
#15 - Yes, Monsignor
Season 2 Episode 9 - Aired 11/21/2004
When Charlie leaves the house to avoid a date that he can't stand, he ends up at a coffee shop, where he meets his old girlfriend Lisa. He finds out that she broke up with her husband, and now has a child. Now he must try to convince Lisa that he's okay with her having a child. While Jake tries to justify to his father why he isn't doing so well in school.
Director: Lee Aronsohn
Writer: Susan Beavers
- 6.9/107 votes
#16 - Those Big Pink Things with Coconut
Season 2 Episode 14 - Aired 1/30/2005
The brothers throw out their mother, after she insults the way Alan is raising Jake. When Alan and Charlie ignore her phone calls, to get their attention she ends up in the hospital. When Alan and Charlie show up at the hospital they aren't sure if she's faking, and try to call her bluff.
Director: Lee Aronsohn
Writer: Don Foster
- 6.8/108 votes
#17 - Bad News from the Clinic?
Season 2 Episode 5 - Aired 10/17/2004
Charlie meets his match when he falls for a woman who's better at playing hard to get than he is.
Director: Lee Aronsohn
Writer: N/A
- 6.7/1011 votes
#18 - I Can't Afford Hyenas
Season 1 Episode 14 - Aired 2/1/2004
Charlie's financial manager informs the carefree jingle writer that he spends money faster than his royalty checks come in, and now he must go on a budget.
Director: Lee Aronsohn
Writer: Eddie Gorodetsky
- 6.5/1013 votes
#19 - Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired 10/26/2003
The guys go to Evelyn's house to meet the new man she's dating, and Charlie realizes the man's daughter is a woman he's trying to avoid.
Director: Lee Aronsohn
Writer: Susan Beavers
- 6.3/109 votes
#20 - It Was Mame, Mom
Season 2 Episode 18 - Aired 3/6/2005
Charlie is invited to a party hosted by a gay ad-executive named Eric, so Charlie asks Alan to pretend that he's his life partner. While at the party, Charlie meets Eric's ex-wife Pamela, and tries to sleep with her without Eric finding out.
Director: Lee Aronsohn
Writer: Eddie Gorodetsky
- 6.3/1011 votes
#21 - This Is Not Gonna End Well
Season 7 Episode 22 - Aired 5/24/2010
Charlie is miffed over Alan's planned attendance of Chelsea's birthday party and suffers the indignity of having Jake chauffer him around following a license suspension.
Director: Lee Aronsohn
Writer: Lee Aronsohn