The Best Episodes Written By Paul Simms
Every TV Episode Written by Paul Simms Ranked from Best to Worst by Thousands of Voters
Paul Simms Ratings Summary
The best episode written by Paul Simms is "The Stalker", rated 10/10 from 1 user votes. It was "directed by Todd Holland". "The Stalker" aired on 6/16/1993 and is rated 0.0 point(s) higher than their second highest rated, "Artie's Gone".
10.0/10 1 votes#1 - The Stalker
Season 2 Episode 4 - Aired 6/16/1993
Larry gets a little paranoid when he learns he's being stalked by an obsessed fan.
Director: Todd Holland
Writer: Paul Simms
10.0/10 1 votes#2 - Artie's Gone
Season 2 Episode 8 - Aired 7/14/1993
Artie gets stuck on the highway during torrential rains and mud-slides leaving Paula the booker to function as the producer for the show.
Director: Todd Holland
Writer: Paul Simms
10.0/10 1 votes#3 - The Grand Opening
Season 2 Episode 17 - Aired 9/22/1993
Larry goes on vacation, but the problems follow him as Hank alienates a series of co-hosts as he anxiously awaits the opening night of Hank's Lookaround Restaurant.
Director: N/A
Writer: Paul Simms
10.0/10 1 votes#4 - N.Y. or L.A.
Season 2 Episode 18 - Aired 9/29/1993
Larry seriously considers either quitting the biz or moving his show to New York after the network's new owner begins to meddle with the format.
Director: Todd Holland
Writer: Paul Simms
10.0/10 1 votes#5 - The Gift Episode
Season 3 Episode 4 - Aired 7/13/1994
Paula worries about her job when Larry gets angry with her over guests canceling, and really goes all out to convince a reluctant Danny DeVito not to cancel too. Larry and Artie try to decide what to choose as the guest gift.
Director: Todd Holland
Writer: Paul Simms
- 10.0/10 1 votes
#6 - People's Choice
Season 3 Episode 5 - Aired 7/20/1994
Artie is chosen to produce the People's Choice Awards, prompting both Larry and Hank to try for a role in the show.
Director: Michael Lehmann
Writer: Paul Simms
- 10.0/10 1 votes
#7 - Hank's Divorce
Season 3 Episode 13 - Aired 9/14/1994
It looks like Hank's marriage is over, despite everyone's efforts to patch it up.
Director: Todd Holland
Writer: Paul Simms
- 10.0/10 1 votes
#8 - End of the Season
Season 3 Episode 17 - Aired 10/12/1994
Roseanne spots Larry's drug dependence and offers herself as his friend and keeper as he kicks the habit.
Director: Todd Holland
Writer: Paul Simms
9.5/10 2 votes#9 - The Spiders Episode
Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 8/29/1992
Larry battles his reluctance when real live spiders are scheduled for the show, and tries to find a sketch to do with guest Carol Burnett.
Director: Ken Kwapis
Writer: Paul Simms
9.0/10 2 votes#10 - The New Producer
Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 9/12/1992
A friend of Larry's temporarily replaces Artie as producer but schemes to make the job permanent.
Director: Todd Holland
Writer: Paul Simms
9.0/10 1 votes#11 - Love Is a Weapon of Choice
Season 2 Episode 6 - Aired 2/22/2009
Bret and Jemaine become rivals for the attentions of the same woman, who happens to have an epileptic dog that has gone missing.
Director: James Bobin
Writer: Paul Simms
8.5/10 2 votes#12 - Hank's Contract
Season 1 Episode 7 - Aired 9/26/1992
It's contract negotiation time for Hank and he's going for a raise ... and a golf cart.
Director: Ken Kwapis
Writer: Paul Simms
8.5/10 2 votes#13 - The Warmth Episode
Season 1 Episode 11 - Aired 10/24/1992
Worried about his ratings, Larry hires a focus group to help him tighten up the show.
Director: Ken Kwapis
Writer: Paul Simms
8.5/10 2 votes#14 - What Goes on Tour
Season 1 Episode 9 - Aired 8/12/2007
Using the band's "emergency fund," Murray organizes a warm-up tour in preparation for a big gig in Central Park. At an airport bar, the boys get hooked by some "mermaids" from a woman's water-polo team - nearly ruining the tour and their relationship with Murray.
Director: Paul Simms
Writer: Paul Simms
8.5/10 17 votes#15 - Nouveau Théâtre des Vampires
Season 2 Episode 10 - Aired 6/10/2020
As they prepare to attend the most exclusive event on the vampiric social calendar, the vampires try to survive without Guillermo.
Director: Kyle Newacheck
Writer: Paul Simms
8.4/10 11 votes#16 - The Portrait
Season 3 Episode 10 - Aired 10/28/2021
The housemates grieve the loss of one of their own.
Director: Yana Gorskaya
Writer: Paul Simms
8.2/10 13 votes#17 - Reunited
Season 4 Episode 1 - Aired 7/12/2022
The vampires return from their world travels to find their mansion on the verge of collapse, and a freakish new creature in the house.
Director: Yana Gorskaya
Writer: Paul Simms
8.0/10 1 votes#18 - The Breakdown (1)
Season 2 Episode 1 - Aired 6/2/1993
Larry is a wreck as he faces sinking ratings, no Emmy nominations, and a divorce suit from Jeannie. So Hank and Artie try to fix him up with attractive women. But the only one he really connects with is Francine, his first wife.
Director: Todd Holland
Writer: Paul Simms
- 8.0/10 1 votes
#19 - The Breakdown (2)
Season 2 Episode 2 - Aired 6/2/1993
Larry is a wreck as he faces sinking ratings, no Emmy nominations, and a divorce suit from Jeannie. So Hank and Artie try to fix him up with attractive women. But the only one he really connects with is Francine, his first wife.
Director: Todd Holland
Writer: Paul Simms
8.0/10 2 votes#20 - Larry's Agent
Season 2 Episode 5 - Aired 6/23/1993
Larry decides he needs a new high-power agent to negotiate his new deal with the network.
Director: Victor Levin
Writer: Paul Simms
8.0/10 10 votes#21 - A Weekend at Morrigan Manor
Season 5 Episode 9 - Aired 8/31/2023
The housemates are invited for a weekend away at the home of a mysterious, illustrious vampire.
Director: Kyle Newacheck
Writer: Paul Simms
8.0/10 9 votes#22 - Exit Interview
Season 5 Episode 10 - Aired 8/31/2023
The vampires search for a missing Guillermo.
Director: Tig Fong
Writer: Paul Simms
7.9/10 26 votes#23 - Ancestry
Season 1 Episode 10 - Aired 5/29/2019
Nandor visits one of his living descendants, and a lover from Nadja's past re-emerges.
Director: Taika Waititi
Writer: Paul Simms
7.9/10 14 votes#24 - The Prisoner
Season 3 Episode 1 - Aired 9/2/2021
Guillermo's fate hangs in the balance as the vampires receive a promotion.
Director: Kyle Newacheck
Writer: Paul Simms
7.9/10 11 votes#25 - The Night Market
Season 4 Episode 4 - Aired 7/26/2022
The vampires take a trip to the secret Night Market, where all the supernatural creatures gather to barter and haggle.
Director: Yana Gorskaya
Writer: Paul Simms