The Best Episodes Written By Ron Hauge

Stimpy creates a cloning liquid in his lab, and it falls into Ren's hands.

Ren hits Stimpy in the nose and he starts to sing with a crooner-like voice. Stimpy becames famous, until his nose leaves him because of being slapped many times.

Ren and Stimpy volunteer to take care of the Lincoln Memorial, until they break the head of the monument.

The Simpsons befriend a shop owner, but when Homer discovers the man is gay, he worries about his influence on Bart.

Stimpy won't stop watching television.

In the spirit of the Hatfields and McCoys, Ren and Stimpy present the Nitwits and the Dimwits.

After a riot at a sci-fi convention, Mayor Quimby hires Homer as his bodyguard, and Homer witnesses the rampant corruption in town politics. When Homer takes a stand, he runs afoul of the Springfield mafia.

When Bart can't pay the credit card bill for his expensive new purebred dog, the repo men unwittingly take Santa's Little Helper.

In "I Know What You Diddily-Iddly-Did" the Simpsons fear they have killed Ned Flanders. "Desperately Xeeking Xena" satirizes superheroes of yore with "Stretch Dude" Bart and "Clobber Girl" Lisa. And "Life's A Glitch, Then You Die" depicts the upcoming horror of Y2K.

After accidentally ruining the family’s Christmas tree and presents, Bart buries the evidence and claims a burglar stole everything. When Kent Brockman does a human interest story on the family’s tragic loss, the townspeople shower the family with generosity… until the truth comes out.

Moe goes broke trying to wine and dine a new girlfriend. Desperate for money, he cooks up an insurance scam with Homer.

When Homer fails to give money he promised over the phone, he is forced by PBS stars to flee the country. He becomes a missionary on a small tropical island, where he introduces the natives to casino gambling.

The chums seek refuge in a model home of the future which is awash with rare conveniences.

Ren and Stimpy are snowed in. Stimpy amuses himself with watching dark TV, whistling in a bottle and other mundane activities.

Stimpy walks in on Ren while he tortures an ant. After concluding that Ren has no conscience, Stimpy lets Ren borrow his concience, played by guitar player Jiminy Lummox.

Ren's feeling fine on his 10th birthday until Stimpy reminds him that he's 70 years old in "dog years". Ren prepares for death with a will, a fake funeral, and the search for the perfect coffin.

Desperate to join the Barrette Beret Girls, Ren and Stimpy have to prove themselves to the burly babes.

Ren & Stimpy go to the Natural History Museum to see the skeletal remains of the mammoth Stimpysaurus.

Ren & Stimpy find themselves in elf & gnome world where everyone happily works to graduate to Pixie status.

Stimpy becomes superstitious when Tuesday the 17th arrives.

Ren and Stimpy are watching TV when they see the grand opening of a new jail where the prisoners are treated like kings.

Ren & Stimpy get jobs as Paper Boys, but nobody is paying their bills.

Ren and Stimpy stumble upon a vast supply of wieners, while becoming Wiener Barons of Canada.

Ren & Stimpy have been hitch hiking for three years. They finally get a ride... from crazed circus midgets who kidnap various people, because they are in desperate need of an audience.

Famished, Ren & Stimpy pretend to be long lost children of two Farmers.