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The Best Episodes of 2Point4 Children

Every episode of 2Point4 Children ranked from best to worst. Let's dive into the Best Episodes of 2Point4 Children!

Best episode
S4E7 Relax-ay-voo (1994 Christmas Special)
8.734 votes
Worst episode
S8E5 Carry on Screaming
6.629 votes
Top season
Season 4
8.1avg
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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
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    2Point4 Children Season 4 Episode 7 - Relax-ay-voo (1994 Christmas Special)
    8.7/10(34 votes)

    S4:E7

    Ben wants to go to France for the Christmas holiday, but after the previous year's mishaps, Bill is determined to stay at home, where nothing disastrous can happen.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  2. 2Point4 Children Season 6 Episode 6 - The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe
    8.6/10(29 votes)

    S6:E6

    Bill is locked inside a wardrobe wearing only a fur coat. Ben is facing a midlife crisis.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  3. 2Point4 Children Season 2 Episode 7 - Thank Your Lucky Stars
    8.5/10(34 votes)

    S2:E7

    David lies seriously ill in hospital, while Rona races to the altar.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Andrew Marshall

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  4. 2Point4 Children Season 4 Episode 5 - Frenzy
    8.4/10(29 votes)

    S4:E5

    Jenny is forced to confide in her father for once. Meanwhile, Bill and Rona encounter some unexpected visitors in Rona's home - snakes!

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Andrew Marshall

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  5. 2Point4 Children Season 2 Episode 8 - Misery (1992 Christmas Special)
    8.3/10(46 votes)

    S2:E8

    The Porters agree reluctantly to spend Christmas with Bill's mother Bette.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Andrew Marshall

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  6. 2Point4 Children Season 2 Episode 1 - I'm Going Slightly Mad
    8.3/10(41 votes)

    S2:E1

    Bill is still unemployed after losing her job at the bakery. Meanwhile, Ben recruits a new assistant to help with his central heating repair business.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Andrew Marshall

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  7. 2Point4 Children Season 4 Episode 1 - The Parent Trap
    8.3/10(34 votes)

    S4:E1

    Bill and Ben demonstrate how not to embarrass your daughter in front of your potential in-laws.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  8. 2Point4 Children Season 5 Episode 1 - Greed
    8.3/10(34 votes)

    S5:E1

    The Porters argue about how to spend the lottery jackpot.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  9. 2Point4 Children Season 4 Episode 4 - Curiosity Killed the Cat
    8.3/10(28 votes)

    S4:E4

    Confined to bed with flu, Bill has difficulty finding out what is going on downstairs - which is just as well!

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  10. 2Point4 Children Season 3 Episode 4 - Women on the Edge of a Nervous Breakdown
    8.2/10(32 votes)

    S3:E4

    Bill and Rona's first job is disrupted by Mother Nature.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Andrew Marshall

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  11. 2Point4 Children Season 4 Episode 6 - You Only Live Twice
    8.2/10(30 votes)

    S4:E6

    Bill, Ben and Rona take stock of their lives.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Andrew Marshall

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  12. 2Point4 Children Season 5 Episode 6 - The Truth Is Out There
    8.2/10(29 votes)

    S5:E6

    Ben and David organise a seance, in a paranormal attempt to help Rona keep her house.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  13. 2Point4 Children Season 2 Episode 4 - One Night in Bangkok
    8.1/10(32 votes)

    S2:E4

    Ben's father returns with a surprising addition to the family.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Andrew Marshall

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  14. 2Point4 Children Season 3 Episode 7 - Babes in the Wood (1993 Christmas Special)
    8.1/10(29 votes)

    S3:E7

    The Porter family and their friend Rona decide to spend a relaxing Christmas with Bette and Auntie Pearl in a hotel in the country.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  15. 2Point4 Children Season 3 Episode 5 - Beam Me Up, Scotty
    8.0/10(31 votes)

    S3:E5

    Bill's business faces closure and Ben's business is also in trouble because of a feud.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Andrew Marshall

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  16. 2Point4 Children Season 5 Episode 2 - We'd Like to Know a Little Bit More About You for Our Files
    8.0/10(31 votes)

    S5:E2

    Bill and Ben are concerned about David's private life.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  17. 2Point4 Children Season 7 Episode 2 - When Saturday Comes
    8.0/10(29 votes)

    S7:E2

    Ben's football team need to win the next three Saturday matches and he feels there's only one way to ensure they do - to Bill and Rona's horror.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  18. 2Point4 Children Season 6 Episode 8 - Two Years Before the Mast (1996 Christmas Special)
    8.0/10(28 votes)

    S6:E8

    Bill, Ben, Rona and David end up as stowaways on a cruise ship. Jenny is stuck at home with Bette and Aunt Pearl, who set about making Christmas dinner.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  19. 2Point4 Children Season 7 Episode 4 - The Sweet Hereafter
    8.0/10(26 votes)

    S7:E4

    A box of sample chocolate that Ben brings home leads to an addictive weekend for the Porters.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  20. 2Point4 Children Season 6 Episode 7 - And Now the Screaming Starts
    8.0/10(25 votes)

    S6:E7

    Rona turns up with an abandoned baby, which crawls under the floorboards. Ben finds a novel way of coping when he starts to feel depressed about his age.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  21. 2Point4 Children Season 3 Episode 1 - The Secret Diary of David Porter
    7.9/10(37 votes)

    S3:E1

    It is impossible to keep secrets in a family, as David's diary reveals.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Andrew Marshall

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  22. 2Point4 Children Season 2 Episode 3 - Hormones
    7.9/10(34 votes)

    S2:E3

    Bill faces two new problems: Ben's aggression and the unexpected pregnancy in the Porter household.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Andrew Marshall

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  23. 2Point4 Children Season 7 Episode 6 - The Italian Job
    7.9/10(26 votes)

    S7:E6

    An Italian exchange student arrives in the Porter household, causing disruption for everyone - but just who is his mysterious father?

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  24. 2Point4 Children Season 8 Episode 3 - Sticky Fingers
    7.9/10(25 votes)

    S8:E3

    Ben is annoyed when Jenny brings her new boyfriend to stay. Bill and Declan have sticky problems.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  25. 2Point4 Children Season 7 Episode 5 - When Did You Last See Your Father?
    7.9/10(23 votes)

    S7:E5

    Bill's mum Bette makes a shocking confession about her late husband. He wasn't cremated but was, in fact, cryogenically frozen.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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Best Episodes Summary

"Relax-ay-voo (1994 Christmas Special)" is the best rated episode of 2Point4 Children. It scored 8.7/10 from 34 votes. Written and directed by Unknown, it aired on December 26, 1994. This episode scored 0.1 points higher than the second highest rated, "The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe".

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