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The Worst Episodes of 2Point4 Children

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Worst episode
S8E5 Carry on Screaming
6.629 votes
Best episode
S4E7 Relax-ay-voo (1994 Christmas Special)
8.734 votes
Top season
Season 4
8.1avg
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  1. #1 Worst Episode
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    2Point4 Children Season 8 Episode 5 - Carry on Screaming
    6.6/10(29 votes)

    S8:E5

    It's Halloween, and Ben learns something disturbing from a long-lost uncle.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  2. 2Point4 Children Season 6 Episode 5 - The Man Who Knew Too Much
    6.7/10(28 votes)

    S6:E5

    Ben's disaffection with his age leads him into a vulnerable situation when he applies to join a plumbers' secret society known only as the Brotherhood of the Plunger.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  3. 2Point4 Children Season 7 Episode 3 - Malcolm X
    6.9/10(25 votes)

    S7:E3

    An ex-boyfriend who has made it big in Hollywood pays Bill an unexpected visit, bringing a serious threat to the future of the entire family.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  4. 2Point4 Children Season 8 Episode 6 - The Millennium Experience
    7.0/10(29 votes)

    S8:E6

    After all the panic about what may happen at the millennium, Bill is determined that the night will be a memorable one for all the family.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  5. 2Point4 Children Season 1 Episode 1 - Leader of the Pack
    7.3/10(56 votes)

    S1:E1

    An encounter with another man sets Bill thinking about her life.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Andrew Marshall

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  6. 2Point4 Children Season 1 Episode 3 - When the Going Gets Tough, the Tough Go Shopping
    7.3/10(45 votes)

    S1:E3

    The Porters have a family barbecue, which makes Jenny decide that she wants to be a vegetarian.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Andrew Marshall

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  7. 2Point4 Children Season 8 Episode 2 - Enter the Dragon
    7.2/10(22 votes)

    S8:E2

    The arrival of Bill's mother in the household proves detrimental to Declan's discipline.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  8. 2Point4 Children Season 6 Episode 1 - Dog Day Afternoon
    7.3/10(25 votes)

    S6:E1

    Ben is bored and missing the football season, while Bill and Rona are also feeling listless. Meanwhile, Jenny's boyfriend sets off to buy a ring.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  9. 2Point4 Children Season 1 Episode 5 - Dirty Bowling
    7.4/10(41 votes)

    S1:E5

    Bill has decided to take her long deferred driving test. Ben also has a secret.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Andrew Marshall

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  10. 2Point4 Children Season 4 Episode 3 - Fortuosity
    7.4/10(32 votes)

    S4:E3

    A strange ethereal force causes the arrival of a sinister letter at the Porter household.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  11. 2Point4 Children Season 1 Episode 2 - Saturday Night and Sunday Morning
    7.5/10(47 votes)

    S1:E2

    Bill has been offered a lift by a mysterious figure on a motorbike. Ben has had an exhausting day.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Andrew Marshall

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  12. 2Point4 Children Season 2 Episode 2 - Bedtime for Bonzo
    7.5/10(33 votes)

    S2:E2

    Bill has a new job and two new responsibilities - a dog with wind and an ailing Ben.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Andrew Marshall

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  13. 2Point4 Children Season 5 Episode 4 - Mayday
    7.5/10(30 votes)

    S5:E4

    Jenny is worried when her boyfriend's grandmother comes to tea.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  14. 2Point4 Children Season 5 Episode 7 - Porky's (1995 Christmas Special)
    7.5/10(28 votes)

    S5:E7

    In a display of poor judgment, Bill entrusts Ben with buying all the food for Christmas. Ben surprises everyone by not buying a turkey, but by bringing home a live pig instead.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  15. 2Point4 Children Season 6 Episode 4 - The Trouble With Harry
    7.5/10(27 votes)

    S6:E4

    Bill's not keen to agree to owning a family pet. Ben suggests they create an imaginary dog for two weeks - but they end up with three real ones.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  16. 2Point4 Children Season 4 Episode 2 - Family Plot
    7.6/10(30 votes)

    S4:E2

    Bill resorts to drastic measures to bring about an evening of culture and sparkling conversation.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Andrew Marshall

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  17. 2Point4 Children Season 5 Episode 3 - The Deep
    7.6/10(30 votes)

    S5:E3

    Disaster strikes when Bill and Ben look after the Grimes' house.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  18. 2Point4 Children Season 6 Episode 3 - Vertigo
    7.6/10(27 votes)

    S6:E3

    Bill tells Rona not to heed the dire predictions of Psychic Sadie's latest horoscope. But following a worrying phone call from her eccentric Aunt Belle, she is not so certain.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  19. 2Point4 Children Season 1 Episode 4 - Love and Marriage
    7.7/10(44 votes)

    S1:E4

    Ben has forgotten to tell Bill her mother is coming. Ben encounters an old flame and receives a proposition.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Andrew Marshall

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  20. 2Point4 Children Season 1 Episode 6 - Young at Heart
    7.7/10(36 votes)

    S1:E6

    Ben gets an offer Bill can't refuse, and Rona is forced to question her entire lifestyle.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Andrew Marshall

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  21. 2Point4 Children Season 3 Episode 2 - When the Children Are Asleep
    7.7/10(35 votes)

    S3:E2

    When Bill thinks the house next door is being robbed, she sets in motion a chain of events filled with terror, burglary - and radio phone-ins.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Andrew Marshall

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  22. 2Point4 Children Season 3 Episode 3 - Badger's Bend
    7.7/10(31 votes)

    S3:E3

    Bill discovers that Ben has a serious addiction problem. Rona pays a visit to her old school reunion in an attempt to drum up interest in the catering business.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Andrew Marshall

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  23. 2Point4 Children Season 7 Episode 1 - Perfect Day
    7.7/10(29 votes)

    S7:E1

    Tension mounts as Jenny awaits her A-level results. Meanwhile Bill discovers that Ben has swapped the family car for a more sensible one - or so he claims.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  24. 2Point4 Children Season 8 Episode 4 - After the Fox
    7.8/10(21 votes)

    S8:E4

    When Bill and Rona go to France to buy cheap wine, they return with more than expected.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  25. 2Point4 Children Season 7 Episode 7 - The Heart Has Its Reasons
    7.8/10(22 votes)

    S7:E7

    Bill and Ben bid farewell to Jenny.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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Worst Episodes Summary

"Carry on Screaming" is the worst rated episode of 2Point4 Children. It scored 6.6/10 from 29 votes. Written and directed by Unknown, it aired on December 14, 1999. This episode scored 0.1 points lower than the second lowest rated, "The Man Who Knew Too Much".

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