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An encounter with another man sets Bill thinking about her life.

Leader Of The Pack

Bill has been offered a lift by a mysterious figure on a motorbike. Ben has had an exhausting day.

Saturday Night and Sunday Morning

The Porters have a family barbecue, which makes Jenny decide that she wants to be a vegetarian.

When The Going Gets Tough, The Tough Go Shopping

Ben has forgotten to tell Bill her mother is coming. Ben encounters an old flame and receives a proposition.

Love and Marriage

Bill has decided to take her long deferred driving test. Ben also has a secret.

Dirty Bowling

Ben gets an offer Bill can't refuse, and Rona is forced to question her entire lifestyle.

Young At Heart

Bill is still unemployed after losing her job at the bakery. Meanwhile, Ben recruits a new assistant to help with his central heating repair business.

I'm Going Slightly Mad

Bill has a new job and two new responsibilities - a dog with wind and an ailing Ben.

Bedtime For Bonzo

Bill faces two new problems: Ben's aggression and the unexpected pregnancy in the Porter household.

Hormones

Ben's father returns with a surprising addition to the family.

One Night In Bangkok

Rona has a problem, Bill has an interview and a strange presence stalks the Porter house.

The Skeleton In The Cupboard

David complains about feeling ill, but Bill is too busy preparing the food for Rona's wedding to pay much attention to him.

Bird On A Wire

David lies seriously ill in hospital, while Rona races to the altar.

Thank Your Lucky Stars

The Porters agree reluctantly to spend Christmas with Bill's mother Bette.

Misery (1992 Christmas Special)

It is impossible to keep secrets in a family, as David's diary reveals.

The Secret Diary Of David Porter

When Bill thinks the house next door is being robbed, she sets in motion a chain of events filled with terror, burglary - and radio phone-ins.

When The Children Are Asleep

Bill discovers that Ben has a serious addiction problem. Rona pays a visit to her old school reunion in an attempt to drum up interest in the catering business.

Badger's Bend

Bill and Rona's first job is disrupted by Mother Nature.

Women On The Edge Of A Nervous Breakdown

Bill's business faces closure and Ben's business is also in trouble because of a feud.

Beam Me Up, Scotty

The Porters' holiday in Florida looks like ending in disaster when Bill's namesake pursues her across America.

Whoopee, We're All Going To Die

The Porter family and their friend Rona decide to spend a relaxing Christmas with Bette and Auntie Pearl in a hotel in the country.

Babes In The Wood (1993 Christmas Special)

Bill and Ben demonstrate how not to embarrass your daughter in front of your potential in-laws.

The Parent Trap

Bill resorts to drastic measures to bring about an evening of culture and sparkling conversation.

Family Plot

A strange ethereal force causes the arrival of a sinister letter at the Porter household.

Fortuosity

Confined to bed with flu, Bill has difficulty finding out what is going on downstairs - which is just as well!

Curiosity Killed The Cat

Jenny is forced to confide in her father for once. Meanwhile, Bill and Rona encounter some unexpected visitors in Rona's home - snakes!

Frenzy

Bill, Ben and Rona take stock of their lives.

You Only Live Twice

Ben wants to go to France for the Christmas holiday, but after the previous year's mishaps, Bill is determined to stay at home, where nothing disastrous can happen.

Relax-ay-voo (1994 Christmas Special)

The Porters argue about how to spend the lottery jackpot.

Greed

Bill and Ben are concerned about David's private life.

We'd Like To Know A Little Bit More About You For Our Files

Disaster strikes when Bill and Ben look after the Grimes' house.

The Deep

Jenny is worried when her boyfriend's grandmother comes to tea.

Mayday

What could possibly stop Bill and Ben being on time for David's acting competition?

Seven Dials

Ben and David organise a seance, in a paranormal attempt to help Rona keep her house.

The Truth Is Out There

In a display of poor judgment, Bill entrusts Ben with buying all the food for Christmas. Ben surprises everyone by not buying a turkey, but by bringing home a live pig instead.

Porky's (1995 Christmas Special)

Ben is bored and missing the football season, while Bill and Rona are also feeling listless. Meanwhile, Jenny's boyfriend sets off to buy a ring.

Dog Day Afternoon

Bill is looking forward to a quiet, relaxing time at home, but fate intervenes.

The Lady Vanishes

Bill tells Rona not to heed the dire predictions of Psychic Sadie's latest horoscope. But following a worrying phone call from her eccentric Aunt Belle, she is not so certain.

Vertigo

Bill's not keen to agree to owning a family pet. Ben suggests they create an imaginary dog for two weeks - but they end up with three real ones.

The Trouble With Harry

Ben's disaffection with his age leads him into a vulnerable situation when he applies to join a plumbers' secret society known only as the Brotherhood of the Plunger.

The Man Who Knew Too Much

Bill is locked inside a wardrobe wearing only a fur coat. Ben is facing a midlife crisis.

The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe

Rona turns up with an abandoned baby, which crawls under the floorboards. Ben finds a novel way of coping when he starts to feel depressed about his age.

And Now The Screaming Starts

Bill, Ben, Rona and David end up as stowaways on a cruise ship. Jenny is stuck at home with Bette and Aunt Pearl, who set about making Christmas dinner.

Two Years Before The Mast (1996 Christmas Special)

Tension mounts as Jenny awaits her A-level results. Meanwhile Bill discovers that Ben has swapped the family car for a more sensible one - or so he claims.

Perfect Day

Ben's football team need to win the next three Saturday matches and he feels there's only one way to ensure they do - to Bill and Rona's horror.

When Saturday Comes

An ex-boyfriend who has made it big in Hollywood pays Bill an unexpected visit, bringing a serious threat to the future of the entire family.

Malcolm X

A box of sample chocolate that Ben brings home leads to an addictive weekend for the Porters.

The Sweet Hereafter

Bill's mum Bette makes a shocking confession about her late husband. He wasn't cremated but was, in fact, cryogenically frozen.

When Did You Last See Your Father?

An Italian exchange student arrives in the Porter household, causing disruption for everyone - but just who is his mysterious father?

The Italian Job

The Heart Has Its Reasons

The Porters worry that their tendency towards bizarre situations will jeopardise their aim to foster a child.

Fame

The arrival of Bill's mother in the household proves detrimental to Declan's discipline.

Enter The Dragon

Ben is annoyed when Jenny brings her new boyfriend to stay. Bill and Declan have sticky problems.

Sticky Fingers

When Bill and Rona go to France to buy cheap wine, they return with more than expected.

After The Fox

It's Halloween, and Ben learns something disturbing from a long-lost uncle.

Carry On Screaming

After all the panic about what may happen at the millennium, Bill is determined that the night will be a memorable one for all the family.

The Millennium Experience

They're just your average family. Stressed mum Bill, daft dad Ben, and two troublesome teens. Plus just a few crazy ideas, escapades and mishaps. The classic 90s sitcom.

The Best Seasons of 2Point4 Children

The Best Seasons of 2Point4 Children

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Season 1

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Season 6

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