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Cracked's best writers highlight the disturbing logical implications of Back to the Future.  Incest, suspected infedelity, rape, danger sluts, Calvin Kline, and white people started black history.  Also, you ladies might want to stay away from Chuck Berry's restroom.

Why 'Back to the Future' Is Secretly Horrifying

Think your high school sucked? Try attending one of these..

5 Classic Movie High Schools That Would Suck to Attend

You should never lose sight of your priorities, even during the apocalypse.

Which Apocalypse Would Be the Most Fun?

Seriously? You don't feel the need to let those of us with nuclear weapons in on the dark wizard threatening to end the world?

Why The Harry Potter Universe Is Secretly Terrifying

How Breakfast Cereal Mascots Brainwashed You

In the wake of the astrological sign changes, a brand new episode of After Hours asks, "Wouldn't it be easier to just follow the astrology of the Ninja Turtles?"

Which Ninja Turtle Are You?: Life's Most Important Question

A brand spanking new episode of After Hours where we discuss women's rights, but only in a galaxy far far away.

Why 'Star Wars' Is Secretly Terrifying for Women

At some point vampires went from monster to sex symbol. We explain why.

Why Everyone Wants to Have Sex with Vampires

Bruce Wayne could probably be prosecuted for his work as Wayne Enterprises CEO. And it's all so he can fight crime less efficiently than the police.

Why Batman is Secretly Terrible for Gotham

You only get one super power. Choose wisely.

The Best Superpower (Is Not What You Think)

If you could live in any TV commercial universe, which would you pick? Choose wisely.

4 TV Ads That Depict Terrifying Alternate Universes

A brand new After Hours gets to the heart of why you wet the bed until you were eleven.

4 Terrifying Psychology Lessons Behind Famous Movie Monsters

Cracked After Hours returns on the wings- er...the raccoon tail of a cultural hero.

Why Mario is Secretly a Douchebag

Behind every boring ice-breaker, there is a much better question waiting to be asked.

If You Could Have Dinner (And Sex) With Any Famous Figure

ED-209? Terminators? You don't need to go to sci-fi for the most terrifyingly likely robot uprising. It's already started.

Why The Scariest Sci-Fi Robot Uprising Has Already Begun

When you actually connect the dots, sitcoms feature lots of creepy subplots, disappearing characters, and plenty of subtext that makes the laugh track sound pretty damn nervous ...

The 6 Most Unintentionally Creepy Sitcom Characters

Think twice about your prayers each night to Q, Trekkies. There are a lot of good reasons why you'd hate living on the Enterprise.

Why The Star Trek Universe is Secretly Horrifying

And yet, why isn't PETA calling out these monsters? We think it's because Big Gaming is paying them to look the other way.

3 Popular Children's Characters Who Secretly Hate Animals

New episode of Cracked After Hours about why teens are afraid of cars, Brits are afraid of urban murderers and the whole world is afraid of aliens.

4 Creepy Hidden Truths Behind Popular Scary Stories

'Toy Story' is secretly about slavery, but when you put them all together, you get an even creepier universe.

Why PIxar Movies Are All Secretly About the Apocalypse

Indiana Jones is awesome to watch, and terrible to be around in just about any other context. We explain why.

Why Indiana Jones Secretly Sucks at His Job

Even the most groundbreaking TV shows all follow an extremely specific formula.

The Only 8 Types of TV Shows That Get Made

But as the trailer for Skyfall proves, at least he can still stick a landing.

5 Reasons James Bond Might Be the Worst Spy Ever

Disney teaches terrible lessons to kids all the time.

The 4 Worst Lessons Disney Movies Taught Us as Kids

With Great Power, Comes Great Something Something.

4 Reasons Spider-Man is Secretly Bad at His Job

All the reasons Kate Hudson movies are worse for you than torture porn.

Why Romantic Comedies Are Secretly Bad for You

The 4 Best Movie Universes To Die In

5 Horrifying Secret Rules of Life in a Movie Universe

The Horrifying Truth About Life Inside of Movie Musicals

The 3 Worst Lessons Taught by '80s Sports Movies

Why Tarantino Films Take Place in the Same (Insane) Universe

4 Movie Apocalypses That Would Be More Fun Than Reality

4 Disney Movie Villains Who Were Right All Along

The Horrifying Secret 'The Matrix' Reveals About Humanity

The 10 Most Secretly Ridiculous Moments in Classic Movies

6 Beloved Christmas Movies With Horrible Secret Meanings

4 Weirdly Specific Things Famous People Do in Every Movie

8 Mind-Blowing Connections Between the Works of Joss Whedon

7 Horrifying Lessons Hidden in Famous Movies About Childhood

6 Insane Stereotypes That You Still See in Every Movie

5 'Jurassic Park' Plot Holes With Horrifying Implications

11 Movie Alternate Dimensions With Horrifying Downsides

Why Disney's 'Aladdin' Is Secretly Horrifying

Why 'Peter Pan' Is Propaganda for Perverts

The Horrifying Hidden Subplot You Missed in STAR WARS

6 Weirdly Conservative Messages Hidden in 'Ghostbusters'

5 Movie Epilogues That Should Have Been Sequels

The 9 Creepiest Things Movies Portray as Romantic

5 Racist and Sexist Messages Hidden in Forrest Gump

14 Super Powers That All Movie Characters Apparently Have

5 Evil Organizations We Wouldn't Mind Joining (in Movies)

Why The Friends From Friends Are Terrible People

Movies Secretly Told From The Perspective Of One Character

10 Terrifying Implications of the Matrix Universe

Why Movie Cops Are Terrible At Their Jobs

The 3 Worst Lessons Hiding In Children's Movies

The Terrifying Truth About Doc Brown

"Stupid" Movies That Are Surprisingly Progressive

Why The Jedi Are The Galaxy's Biggest Idiots

Why Sauron Is Secretly The Good Guy In 'Lord Of The Rings'

Why 'Big' Is More Terrifying Than You Remember

4 Insane Simpsons Fan Theories (That Might Be True)

Why the Most Terrifying Movie Alien Isn't Who You Think

Why Professor X Is Really The Villain of The X-Men Universe

What Your Favorite Video Game Says About You

The Horrifying Truth About Living Inside A TV Show

The Only Film Genre That Gets You To Root For The Bad Guy

Why Captain America Is The Worst Avenger

7 Movies That Don't Realize They're Horror Movies

Why Every 80's Sitcom Decided To Kill Off The Mom

Why Homer Simpson Might Be God

The Best And Worst Disney Kingdoms To Live In

4 Movie Curses With Unexpected Upsides

How To Ruin Your Favorite Sitcoms With Simple Math

The Inevitable Future Of Each Superhero Universe

Why Movies Want Us To Torture Adults

All Arnold Schwarzenegger Movies Are In The Same Terminator Universe

How 9/11 Changed 90s Sitcoms Forever

5 Movie Villains That Would Make Great Leaders

Awkward Scenes That Must Have Happened In Marvel Movies

Why Time Travel Wouldn’t Work For Everyone

Why Disney Princes Are Bad Role Models For Boys

6 Movies Whose Timelines Don't Add Up

What Movie Ghost Would You Rather Be Haunted By

Which Ghost Movie Was The Best (For The Ghosts)?

The Best Movie Hell to End Up In

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The Best Seasons of After Hours

The Best Seasons of After Hours

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Season 1

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Season 6

Season 4