When Klinger goes house hunting, he winds up getting trapped by an agent.

Potter is horrified to find himself stuck with Alma as his new secretary. The fugitive Klinger can't find a place to spend a chilly night.

In a campaign against depravity, Alma bans From Here to Eternity and objects to a dance for the patients.

Klinger tries to pick-up some extra money by filing for disability. Colonel Potter and Mildred have a tiff, and the Colonel walks out of the house. A new doctor, Andy Caldwell, is fearful of Dr. Boyer's hot flashes. Dr. Dudziak convinces Boyer to share a group therapy session with her and a few other veterans. Potter and Mildred make up and go off to a motel to spend the night together. Father Mulcahey does an early morning religion TV show.

After ear surgery, Father Mulcahy goes on R-and-R at General Pershing, where Klinger is battling Alma to find a room for a female patient.

Klinger plays disc jockey on the PA system; a new nurse is being hazed; and Father Mulcahy has to contend with one patient who won't talk and another who won't stop.

Pfeiffer gets the needle from an obnoxious paitent with a face that Pfeiffer says ""only a proctologist could love"".

About to be married, Radar turns up at the Potters', panicky and determined to call the whole thing off.

The prosecution recount Klinger's wartime high jinks. Wally forces Boyer to perform an operation he feels he cannot do.

Potter seems to be having more than his usual load of problems at the hospital.

Boyer is steamed because he can't get a cooling blanket for a feverish patient.

A new administrator arrives to take stock of the hospital. Klinger poses as doctor to avoid the police.

Visitors' day attracts a group that includes a car-selling faith healer, a man dying too be admitted as a patient and an acrophobe whose brother is on the third floor.

Klinger and Bob Scannell prospect for uranium; Potter searches for an antibiotic that hasn't been approved by the VA.

Klinger runs a lottery. The acerbic Dr. Boyer becomes a patient.

A flasher and a staph carrier are on the loose just two days before and inspection by VA top brass.

Myraid crises call Potter, Klinger, and Mulcahy to night duty at the hospital.

Santa sprinkles surprises among his gifts to the staff and patients at the hospital.

Potter writes to his old M*A*S*H colleague Sidney Freedman for advice after Klinger is sentenced to the mental ward.

Soon-Lee wants to bring her family to America; a semiconscious patient is brought in without proper papers.

Klinger has a day to prepare for a civil-service exam.

Potter and Pfeiffer are thinking of leaving, but the discovery that a patient's leukemia may be linked to A-Bomb tests gives them both pause.

Klinger gambles to provide for his unborn child. Scannell goes under the knife to remove migrating shrapnel.

Potter, Klinger and Father Mulcahy find that adjusting to civilian life isn't easy. Potter, not wanting to mark time in retirement, applies for a job at a VA hospital. Klinger spends time in jail before being offered a job by Potter. Father Mulcahy despairs over his hearing loss suffered in the M*A*S*H finale.

Wally bans passes just as Klinger is preparing to spend a weekend with his family.