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The Best Episodes of Alas Smith and Jones

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The Best Episodes of Alas Smith and Jones

A British comedy sketch television series featuring Mel Smith and Griff Rhys Jones that ran on BBC One and BBC Two from 31 January 1984...

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  1. 8.2/10(11 votes)

    #1 - Gas Readers

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    S3:E1

    A bad year on the horses and a worse one on the property market means that BBC2 is proud and extremely lucky to present The New Series.

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  2. 8.2/10(10 votes)

    #2 - The New Version

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    S5:E1

    Starring Mel Smith and Griff Rhys Jones with Chris Langham and Heather Tobias.

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  3. 8.2/10(8 votes)

    #3 - Water Slide

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    S7:E1

    Return of the British Comedy Award-winning series starring Mel Smith Griff Rhys Jones. Among the subjects promised in this new series are endangered species, courtship in the 50s, dustcart trophies, traffic wardens, political speeches, the postal system and street vendors - and of course a weekly 'head to head'.

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  4. 8.1/10(13 votes)

    #4 - West Side Story

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    S2:E4

    Mel Smith and Griff Rhys Jones host this special charity edition in aid of those unfortunate millions who have been on the Terry Wogan show. With Stephen Fry, Gwen Taylor and Robin Driscoll.

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  5. 8.1/10(12 votes)

    #5 - Scuba Diver

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    S3:E3

    With special appearances by Mick Channon, Gary Glitter, Leslie Grantham, Jools Holland, Hazel O'Connor and Janet Street-Porter.

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  6. 8.1/10(11 votes)

    #6 - Football Supporters on a Plane

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    S3:E4

    More fun and frolics as the whacky duo think it a super wheeze to rehash an old Terry and June script.

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  8. 8.1/10(10 votes)

    #7 - Getting Ready for the Show

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    S3:E5

    Two men, two minds, two visions... one porpoise.

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  9. 8.0/10(16 votes)

    #8 - Bronstein, Police Chiropodist

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    S1:E1

    The first of six programmes starring Mel Smith and Griff Rhys Jones with Annabel Leventon, Annette Lynton, Shane Rimmer. Andrew Francis, Raymond Mason and a special guest appearance by Nicholas Ball. A hard-hitting exposé of sperm banks, Samurai accountants and chiropody, all done with impeccable taste and integrity.

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  10. 8.0/10(12 votes)

    #9 - The Undiscovered Version

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    S5:E5

    With Chris Langham, Rosemary Martin and Heather Tobias.

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  11. 8.0/10(11 votes)

    #10 - The Unprepared Version

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    S5:E6

    Starring Jane Horrocks, Chris Langham, Rosemary Martin, Andy Taylor, Heather Tobias, Kate Williams. With the final episode of that classic soap Olympus.

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  12. 8.0/10(9 votes)

    #11 - Traffic Warden

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    S7:E2

    More subjects are given an unexpected twist - plus musical set-pieces.

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  13. 7.9/10(14 votes)

    #12 - Desert

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    S1:E2

    With Ken Morley, Hugh Thomas and Geoff Capes. The 'right to know' team look into orange juice cartons and discover divorce, pornography, bran and two donkeys.

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  14. 7.9/10(13 votes)

    #13 - Jailbreak

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    S2:E5

    Mel Smith and Griff Rhys Jones bring you the hit entry of this year's Leningrad Television Festival where it won the coveted 'Zinc Daisy of Stalin Award' for the most agriculturally informative comedy show of the year. With Stephen Fry and Robin Driscoll.

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  15. 7.9/10(13 votes)

    #14 - Lucky George

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    S2:E6

    Conclusion of the series. Not to put too fine a point on it the show starts on a rubbish tip and ends with a fart.

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  16. 7.9/10(12 votes)

    #15 - Try Not to Look Like a Badger

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    S3:E2

    Starring Mel Smith and Griff Rhys Jones with Alexandra Dane, Peter Dawson, Robin Driscoll, Nigel Harman, Peter McCarthy , Gareth Milne and Sylvestra Ie Touzel.

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  17. 7.9/10(10 votes)

    #16 - Mel Gives Birth

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    S3:E6

    Last Smith and Jones for a while. Featuring the definitive opus of Peter Leander Brewis, 'Concerto for string quartet and next-door neighbour', recorded earlier in the year at the Oddfellows Hall, Peckham.

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  18. 7.9/10(11 votes)

    #17 - Violence on TV

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    S4:E1

    They're back to back, head to head and side by side, but fortunately not on top of each other.

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  19. 7.8/10(14 votes)

    #18 - An American Armchair In London

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    S2:E1

    Mel Smith and Griff Rhys Jones begin their side-splitting six week series with a show that has everything: comedy, music and a nasty skin complaint.

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  20. 7.8/10(11 votes)

    #19 - Night Network

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    S4:E6

    Probably the most refreshing and part-reaching comedy show in the world with Kim Clifford.

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  21. 7.8/10(12 votes)

    #20 - The Uncut Version

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    S5:E3

    Mount Olympus - luxurious home of Greece's first family - the Gods. Follow their triumphs and disappointments in the classic soap opera Olympus.

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  22. 7.8/10(8 votes)

    #21 - Interrupting Des Lynam

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    S6:E5

    Christmas is coming, the goose is getting fat, so hang the decorations and the fairy lights and join Smith and Jones on a trip to funnyland.

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  23. 7.8/10(8 votes)

    #22 - Runaway Bus

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    S7:E3

    More comedy sketches, musical set-pieces, and a 'head to head' problem that needs to be discussed.

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  24. 7.8/10(9 votes)

    #23 - Spilled Drink

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    S9:E5

    This week's programme features a modern slant on the ten commandments, the advent of widescreen TV, and the special effects men at a fertility clinic.

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  25. 7.7/10(13 votes)

    #24 - Raz Soap Powder

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    S1:E3

    Guest stars Tony Robinson and Brenda Blethyn. This is your only chance to discover what the Pope really gets up to at home, how the French Resistance resisted and the secret of Roger Moore's success.

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  26. 7.7/10(12 votes)

    #25 - Inflatable Cactus

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    S2:E2

    With Chris Barrie and Robin Driscoll. The critics have hailed this series as, "The most expensive comedy programme since Tender is the Night. Miss the Nine 0 'Clock News to catch it."

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Best Episodes Summary

"Gas Readers" is the best rated episode of "Alas Smith and Jones". It scored 8.2/10 based on 11 votes. Directed by N/A and written by N/A, it aired on 9/18/1986. This episode scored 0.0 points higher than the second highest rated, "The New Version".