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The Worst Episodes of Alas Smith and Jones

Every episode of Alas Smith and Jones ranked from worst to best. Explore the Worst Episodes of Alas Smith and Jones!

A British comedy sketch television series featuring Mel Smith and Griff Rhys Jones that ran on BBC One and BBC Two from 31 January 1984...
Genre:Comedy

Worst Episodes Summary

"Bronstein, Police Chiropodist" is the worst rated episode of "Alas Smith and Jones". It scored N/A/10 based on 0 votes. Directed by N/A and written by N/A, it aired on 1/31/1984. This episode scored NaN points lower than the second lowest rated, "Desert".

  • Bronstein, Police Chiropodist
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    #1 - Bronstein, Police Chiropodist

    Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 1/31/1984

    The first of six programmes starring Mel Smith and Griff Rhys Jones with Annabel Leventon, Annette Lynton, Shane Rimmer. Andrew Francis, Raymond Mason and a special guest appearance by Nicholas Ball. A hard-hitting exposé of sperm banks, Samurai accountants and chiropody, all done with impeccable taste and integrity.

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  • Desert
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    #2 - Desert

    Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 2/7/1984

    With Ken Morley, Hugh Thomas and Geoff Capes. The 'right to know' team look into orange juice cartons and discover divorce, pornography, bran and two donkeys.

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  • Raz Soap Powder
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    #3 - Raz Soap Powder

    Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 2/14/1984

    Guest stars Tony Robinson and Brenda Blethyn. This is your only chance to discover what the Pope really gets up to at home, how the French Resistance resisted and the secret of Roger Moore's success.

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  • Dr. Jekyll
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    #4 - Dr. Jekyll

    Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 2/21/1984

    Witness Margaret Thatcher 's finest hour, sample the exciting qualities of real ale and spend a day with the Great Gobbo in this week's tasteful programme.

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  • George Smiley, British Spy
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    #5 - George Smiley, British Spy

    Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 2/28/1984

    Join the police on a night siege and probe the soft underbelly of the pop world. Yes, it's another exciting episode in the Smith and Jones 'Guide to Life'. This week: how to become a barbed-wire consultant and solve the enigma of correlation.

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  • SDP
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    #6 - SDP

    Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired 3/6/1984

    The last of six programmes starring Mel Smith and Griff Rhys Jones, with Andrew Francis, Tony Robinson, Brenda Blethyn, Annabel Leventon, Annette Lynton and Hugh Burden. Alas the last Alas... but beware these scholars of history, literature and contemporary comment may well return to enlighten you. Tonight's dissertation is on the Spanish Civil War. Ole.

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  • An American Armchair In London
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    #7 - An American Armchair In London

    Season 2 Episode 1 - Aired 10/31/1985

    Mel Smith and Griff Rhys Jones begin their side-splitting six week series with a show that has everything: comedy, music and a nasty skin complaint.

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  • Inflatable Cactus
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    #8 - Inflatable Cactus

    Season 2 Episode 2 - Aired 11/7/1985

    With Chris Barrie and Robin Driscoll. The critics have hailed this series as, "The most expensive comedy programme since Tender is the Night. Miss the Nine 0 'Clock News to catch it."

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  • George Best: An Apology
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    #9 - George Best: An Apology

    Season 2 Episode 3 - Aired 11/14/1985

    Mel Smith and Griff Rhys Jones bring you the third programme of this 425 part epic science series. This week they ask the question which has baffled millions: "How does James Burke get away with it ?"

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  • West Side Story
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    #10 - West Side Story

    Season 2 Episode 4 - Aired 11/21/1985

    Mel Smith and Griff Rhys Jones host this special charity edition in aid of those unfortunate millions who have been on the Terry Wogan show. With Stephen Fry, Gwen Taylor and Robin Driscoll.

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  • Jailbreak
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    #11 - Jailbreak

    Season 2 Episode 5 - Aired 11/28/1985

    Mel Smith and Griff Rhys Jones bring you the hit entry of this year's Leningrad Television Festival where it won the coveted 'Zinc Daisy of Stalin Award' for the most agriculturally informative comedy show of the year. With Stephen Fry and Robin Driscoll.

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  • Lucky George
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    #12 - Lucky George

    Season 2 Episode 6 - Aired 12/5/1985

    Conclusion of the series. Not to put too fine a point on it the show starts on a rubbish tip and ends with a fart.

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  • Gas Readers
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    #13 - Gas Readers

    Season 3 Episode 1 - Aired 9/18/1986

    A bad year on the horses and a worse one on the property market means that BBC2 is proud and extremely lucky to present The New Series.

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  • Try Not to Look Like a Badger
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    #14 - Try Not to Look Like a Badger

    Season 3 Episode 2 - Aired 9/25/1986

    Starring Mel Smith and Griff Rhys Jones with Alexandra Dane, Peter Dawson, Robin Driscoll, Nigel Harman, Peter McCarthy , Gareth Milne and Sylvestra Ie Touzel.

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  • Scuba Diver
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    #15 - Scuba Diver

    Season 3 Episode 3 - Aired 10/2/1986

    With special appearances by Mick Channon, Gary Glitter, Leslie Grantham, Jools Holland, Hazel O'Connor and Janet Street-Porter.

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  • Football Supporters on a Plane
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    #16 - Football Supporters on a Plane

    Season 3 Episode 4 - Aired 10/9/1986

    More fun and frolics as the whacky duo think it a super wheeze to rehash an old Terry and June script.

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  • Getting Ready for the Show
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    #17 - Getting Ready for the Show

    Season 3 Episode 5 - Aired 10/16/1986

    Two men, two minds, two visions... one porpoise.

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  • Mel Gives Birth
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    #18 - Mel Gives Birth

    Season 3 Episode 6 - Aired 10/23/1986

    Last Smith and Jones for a while. Featuring the definitive opus of Peter Leander Brewis, 'Concerto for string quartet and next-door neighbour', recorded earlier in the year at the Oddfellows Hall, Peckham.

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  • Violence on TV
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    #19 - Violence on TV

    Season 4 Episode 1 - Aired 10/15/1987

    They're back to back, head to head and side by side, but fortunately not on top of each other.

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  • Impersonations
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    #20 - Impersonations

    Season 4 Episode 2 - Aired 10/22/1987

    The Show They Tried to Ban! ... is not on tonight. They succeeded. So there's this instead. With Tracie Bennett and John Humphrys.

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  • Sunday Film: The Sword of St. Petersburg
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    #21 - Sunday Film: The Sword of St. Petersburg

    Season 4 Episode 3 - Aired 10/29/1987

    Starring Pete Duel and Ben Murphy. Special guest appearances by Mel Smith and Griff Rhys Jones.

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  • Start the Show off with a Bang
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    #22 - Start the Show off with a Bang

    Season 4 Episode 4 - Aired 11/5/1987

    Nobody could ever accuse Alas Smith and Jones of poor taste. It costs a fortune.

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    #23 - Trev

    Season 4 Episode 5 - Aired 11/12/1987

    Guest starring Roger Lloyd Pack and Linda Lusardi.

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  • Night Network
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    #24 - Night Network

    Season 4 Episode 6 - Aired 11/19/1987

    Probably the most refreshing and part-reaching comedy show in the world with Kim Clifford.

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  • Police Surveillance Unit
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    #25 - Police Surveillance Unit

    Season 4 Episode 7 - Aired 11/26/1987

    Last chance to get your complaints in before the series finishes. With Janice Cramer Robin Driscoll Nigel Harman, Peter McCarthy and Garfield Morgan.

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