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A British comedy sketch television series featuring Mel Smith and Griff Rhys Jones that ran on BBC One and BBC Two from 31 January 1984 to 14 October 1998. From series 5 in 1989 the

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  1. #1 Worst Episode
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    Alas Smith and Jones Season 1 Episode 1 - Bronstein, Police Chiropodist
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    #1 - Bronstein, Police Chiropodist

    S1:E1

    The first of six programmes starring Mel Smith and Griff Rhys Jones with Annabel Leventon, Annette Lynton, Shane Rimmer. Andrew Francis, Raymond Mason and a special guest appearance by Nicholas Ball. A hard-hitting exposé of sperm banks, Samurai accountants and chiropody, all done with impeccable taste and integrity.

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  2. Alas Smith and Jones Season 1 Episode 2 - Desert
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    #2 - Desert

    S1:E2

    With Ken Morley, Hugh Thomas and Geoff Capes. The 'right to know' team look into orange juice cartons and discover divorce, pornography, bran and two donkeys.

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  3. Alas Smith and Jones Season 1 Episode 3 - Raz Soap Powder
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    #3 - Raz Soap Powder

    S1:E3

    Guest stars Tony Robinson and Brenda Blethyn. This is your only chance to discover what the Pope really gets up to at home, how the French Resistance resisted and the secret of Roger Moore's success.

    Director:Unknown
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  4. Alas Smith and Jones Season 1 Episode 4 - Dr. Jekyll
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    #4 - Dr. Jekyll

    S1:E4

    Witness Margaret Thatcher 's finest hour, sample the exciting qualities of real ale and spend a day with the Great Gobbo in this week's tasteful programme.

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  5. Alas Smith and Jones Season 1 Episode 5 - George Smiley, British Spy
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    #5 - George Smiley, British Spy

    S1:E5

    Join the police on a night siege and probe the soft underbelly of the pop world. Yes, it's another exciting episode in the Smith and Jones 'Guide to Life'. This week: how to become a barbed-wire consultant and solve the enigma of correlation.

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  6. Alas Smith and Jones Season 1 Episode 6 - SDP
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    #6 - SDP

    S1:E6

    The last of six programmes starring Mel Smith and Griff Rhys Jones, with Andrew Francis, Tony Robinson, Brenda Blethyn, Annabel Leventon, Annette Lynton and Hugh Burden. Alas the last Alas... but beware these scholars of history, literature and contemporary comment may well return to enlighten you. Tonight's dissertation is on the Spanish Civil War. Ole.

    Director:Unknown
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  7. Alas Smith and Jones Season 2 Episode 1 - An American Armchair In London
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    #7 - An American Armchair In London

    S2:E1

    Mel Smith and Griff Rhys Jones begin their side-splitting six week series with a show that has everything: comedy, music and a nasty skin complaint.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  8. Alas Smith and Jones Season 2 Episode 2 - Inflatable Cactus
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    #8 - Inflatable Cactus

    S2:E2

    With Chris Barrie and Robin Driscoll. The critics have hailed this series as, "The most expensive comedy programme since Tender is the Night. Miss the Nine 0 'Clock News to catch it."

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  9. Alas Smith and Jones Season 2 Episode 3 - George Best: An Apology
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    #9 - George Best: An Apology

    S2:E3

    Mel Smith and Griff Rhys Jones bring you the third programme of this 425 part epic science series. This week they ask the question which has baffled millions: "How does James Burke get away with it ?"

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  10. Alas Smith and Jones Season 2 Episode 4 - West Side Story
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    #10 - West Side Story

    S2:E4

    Mel Smith and Griff Rhys Jones host this special charity edition in aid of those unfortunate millions who have been on the Terry Wogan show. With Stephen Fry, Gwen Taylor and Robin Driscoll.

    Director:Unknown
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  11. Alas Smith and Jones Season 2 Episode 5 - Jailbreak
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    #11 - Jailbreak

    S2:E5

    Mel Smith and Griff Rhys Jones bring you the hit entry of this year's Leningrad Television Festival where it won the coveted 'Zinc Daisy of Stalin Award' for the most agriculturally informative comedy show of the year. With Stephen Fry and Robin Driscoll.

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  12. Alas Smith and Jones Season 2 Episode 6 - Lucky George
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    #12 - Lucky George

    S2:E6

    Conclusion of the series. Not to put too fine a point on it the show starts on a rubbish tip and ends with a fart.

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  13. Alas Smith and Jones Season 3 Episode 1 - Gas Readers
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    #13 - Gas Readers

    S3:E1

    A bad year on the horses and a worse one on the property market means that BBC2 is proud and extremely lucky to present The New Series.

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  14. Alas Smith and Jones Season 3 Episode 2 - Try Not to Look Like a Badger
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    #14 - Try Not to Look Like a Badger

    S3:E2

    Starring Mel Smith and Griff Rhys Jones with Alexandra Dane, Peter Dawson, Robin Driscoll, Nigel Harman, Peter McCarthy , Gareth Milne and Sylvestra Ie Touzel.

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  15. Alas Smith and Jones Season 3 Episode 3 - Scuba Diver
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    #15 - Scuba Diver

    S3:E3

    With special appearances by Mick Channon, Gary Glitter, Leslie Grantham, Jools Holland, Hazel O'Connor and Janet Street-Porter.

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  16. Alas Smith and Jones Season 3 Episode 4 - Football Supporters on a Plane
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    #16 - Football Supporters on a Plane

    S3:E4

    More fun and frolics as the whacky duo think it a super wheeze to rehash an old Terry and June script.

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  17. Alas Smith and Jones Season 3 Episode 5 - Getting Ready for the Show
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    #17 - Getting Ready for the Show

    S3:E5

    Two men, two minds, two visions... one porpoise.

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  18. Alas Smith and Jones Season 3 Episode 6 - Mel Gives Birth
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    #18 - Mel Gives Birth

    S3:E6

    Last Smith and Jones for a while. Featuring the definitive opus of Peter Leander Brewis, 'Concerto for string quartet and next-door neighbour', recorded earlier in the year at the Oddfellows Hall, Peckham.

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  19. Alas Smith and Jones Season 4 Episode 1 - Violence on TV
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    #19 - Violence on TV

    S4:E1

    They're back to back, head to head and side by side, but fortunately not on top of each other.

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  20. Alas Smith and Jones Season 4 Episode 2 - Impersonations
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    #20 - Impersonations

    S4:E2

    The Show They Tried to Ban! ... is not on tonight. They succeeded. So there's this instead. With Tracie Bennett and John Humphrys.

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  21. Alas Smith and Jones Season 4 Episode 3 - Sunday Film: The Sword of St. Petersburg
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    #21 - Sunday Film: The Sword of St. Petersburg

    S4:E3

    Starring Pete Duel and Ben Murphy. Special guest appearances by Mel Smith and Griff Rhys Jones.

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  22. Alas Smith and Jones Season 4 Episode 4 - Start the Show off with a Bang
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    #22 - Start the Show off with a Bang

    S4:E4

    Nobody could ever accuse Alas Smith and Jones of poor taste. It costs a fortune.

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  23. Alas Smith and Jones Season 4 Episode 5 - Trev
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    #23 - Trev

    S4:E5

    Guest starring Roger Lloyd Pack and Linda Lusardi.

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  24. Alas Smith and Jones Season 4 Episode 6 - Night Network
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    #24 - Night Network

    S4:E6

    Probably the most refreshing and part-reaching comedy show in the world with Kim Clifford.

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  25. Alas Smith and Jones Season 4 Episode 7 - Police Surveillance Unit
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    #25 - Police Surveillance Unit

    S4:E7

    Last chance to get your complaints in before the series finishes. With Janice Cramer Robin Driscoll Nigel Harman, Peter McCarthy and Garfield Morgan.

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Worst Episodes Summary

"Bronstein, Police Chiropodist" is the worst rated episode of "Alas Smith and Jones". It scored /10 based on 0 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 1/31/1984. This episode scored 0.0 points lower than the second lowest rated, "Desert".