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The Worst Episodes of Alas Smith and Jones

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The Worst Episodes of Alas Smith and Jones

A British comedy sketch television series featuring Mel Smith and Griff Rhys Jones that ran on BBC One and BBC Two from 31 January 1984...

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    #1 - Police Surveillance Unit

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    S4:E7

    Last chance to get your complaints in before the series finishes. With Janice Cramer Robin Driscoll Nigel Harman, Peter McCarthy and Garfield Morgan.

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    #2 - Hello Wembley

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    S6:E6

    Tonight's show guarantees no references to Christmas, hangovers, boxing, sleighbells, or the works of Charles Dickens.

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    #3 - Your Parents Going to be Staying Long ?

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    S7:E4

    Another fast-moving sequence of sketches, songs and 'head-to-head' problems.

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    #4 - Griff Can't Find His Car

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    S7:E5

    The award-winning duo. More fun and frolics from the slightly larger one who comes from London and the slightly thinner one who comes from Wales.

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    #5 - I Don't Care

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    S7:E6

    Last in the comedy series starring Mel Smith and Griff Rhys Jones. A collection of comic items as the double award-winning duo add to the gaiety of nations.

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  6. 6.7/10(11 votes)

    #6 - Flight Simulator

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    S10:E2

    Mel Smith and Griff Rhys Jones continue their series of comic sketches. There's a spoof of Alfred Hitchcock 's classic film Rear Window and new dance sensation Conga Britannica.

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  8. 6.8/10(11 votes)

    #7 - George Smiley, British Spy

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    S1:E5

    Join the police on a night siege and probe the soft underbelly of the pop world. Yes, it's another exciting episode in the Smith and Jones 'Guide to Life'. This week: how to become a barbed-wire consultant and solve the enigma of correlation.

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  9. 7.0/10(13 votes)

    #8 - Dr. Jekyll

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    S1:E4

    Witness Margaret Thatcher 's finest hour, sample the exciting qualities of real ale and spend a day with the Great Gobbo in this week's tasteful programme.

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  10. 7.0/10(12 votes)

    #9 - Dumping Rubbish in the Berkshire Countryside

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    S6:E4

    Discover how the pyramids were built. Accompany Sir John Harvey-Jones on his latest troubleshoot. And discover why the drivers of F-registration Montegos should beware the next budget.

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  11. 7.1/10(14 votes)

    #10 - SDP

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    S1:E6

    The last of six programmes starring Mel Smith and Griff Rhys Jones, with Andrew Francis, Tony Robinson, Brenda Blethyn, Annabel Leventon, Annette Lynton and Hugh Burden. Alas the last Alas... but beware these scholars of history, literature and contemporary comment may well return to enlighten you. Tonight's dissertation is on the Spanish Civil War. Ole.

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  12. 7.1/10(10 votes)

    #11 - The Untreated Version

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    S5:E2

    With Chris Langham, Josie Lawrence and Kate Williams.

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  13. 7.1/10(12 votes)

    #12 - Griff's Accident

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    S10:E6

    Mel Smith and Griff Rhys Jones conclude their series of comic sketches with the duo revealing an amazing breakthrough in personal technology. With guest, rock guitarist Brian May.

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  14. 7.4/10(10 votes)

    #13 - Cookery

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    S9:E1

    Mel Smith and Griff Rhys Jones return with six new programmes of comic sketches, characters and the traditional head-to-head chats.

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  15. 7.4/10(10 votes)

    #14 - Massage

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    S9:E3

    Tonight, Mel thinks he has a resemblance to Tom Cruise, and Mr Green and Mr Brown try to pick up some free wine at the bottle bank.

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  16. 7.4/10(10 votes)

    #15 - Tie Man of the Year

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    S10:E4

    This week Griff tries to combat Mel's snoring and the duo unearth a long-lost satire programme of the sixties.

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  17. 7.4/10(10 votes)

    #16 - New TV

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    S10:E5

    The duo play soldiers with a timekeeping problem, Mel goes to an all-night celebrity party, and there's a head-to-head on the problems of managing an all girl band.

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  18. 7.5/10(12 votes)

    #17 - The Untouchable Version

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    S5:E4

    In Olympus II, Sara Crowe as Aphrodite and Miranda Richardson as Hera.

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  19. 7.5/10(11 votes)

    #18 - Prescription Drugs

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    S8:E2

    With Jonathan Kydd and Steffanie Pitt.

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  20. 7.5/10(9 votes)

    #19 - Missing Link

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    S8:E3

    Maggie Philbin joins Mel Smith and Griff Rhys Jones in their new comedy series to launch Thick Aid - a charity helping the stupid to help themselves. Plus, other comic sketches including the problem of ordering food in a Japanese restaurant, and Mel worrying that he is getting too old to, "pull the birds."

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  21. 7.5/10(9 votes)

    #20 - Griff has Stage Fright

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    S8:E4

    More fast-moving comedy and sharp-edged sketches from Mel Smith and Griff Rhys Jones. Including sketches about a visit to a brothel which specialises in correction, a cabinet minister who has trouble with his equipment, and the duo consider adopting children from foreign countries. Tonight's special guest is Lynda Baron.

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  22. 7.5/10(10 votes)

    #21 - Tanker

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    S10:E3

    Mel and Griff try to find out if their friend Frank, played by Alun Armstrong, is wearing a toupee.

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  23. 7.6/10(11 votes)

    #22 - Impersonations

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    S4:E2

    The Show They Tried to Ban! ... is not on tonight. They succeeded. So there's this instead. With Tracie Bennett and John Humphrys.

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  24. 7.6/10(12 votes)

    #23 - Trev

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    S4:E5

    Guest starring Roger Lloyd Pack and Linda Lusardi.

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  25. 7.6/10(10 votes)

    #24 - Women's Shower Room

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    S6:E2

    A second bumper package of humorous skits featuring loveable, chubby Mel Smith and cheeky chappie Griff Rhys Jones.

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  26. 7.6/10(10 votes)

    #25 - Rock Star's House

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    S6:E3

    A third foray into the funny, farcical and felicitous world of the comical duo whose names begin with the letters 'j' and 's'.

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Worst Episodes Summary

"Police Surveillance Unit" is the worst rated episode of "Alas Smith and Jones". It scored N/A/10 based on 0 votes. Directed by N/A and written by N/A, it aired on 11/26/1987. This episode scored NaN points lower than the second lowest rated, "Hello Wembley".