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The Best Episodes of Alas Smith and Jones Season 9

Every episode of Alas Smith and Jones Season 9 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of Alas Smith and Jones Season 9!

A British comedy sketch television series featuring Mel Smith and Griff Rhys Jones that ran on BBC One and BBC Two from 31 January 1984...
Genre:Comedy

Season 9 Ratings Summary

"Cookery" is the best rated episode of "Alas Smith and Jones" season 9. It scored 7.4/10 based on 10 votes. Directed by N/A and written by N/A, it aired on 6/19/1997. This episode is rated 0.3 points higher than the second-best, "Morgue".

  • Cookery
    7.4/1010 votes

    #1 - Cookery

    Season 9 Episode 1 - Aired 6/19/1997

    Mel Smith and Griff Rhys Jones return with six new programmes of comic sketches, characters and the traditional head-to-head chats.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Morgue
    7.7/109 votes

    #2 - Morgue

    Season 9 Episode 2 - Aired 6/26/1997

    Mel Smith and Griff Rhys Jones star in the second of six programmes of new comic sketches, characters and the traditional head-to-head dialogues.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Massage
    7.4/1010 votes

    #3 - Massage

    Season 9 Episode 3 - Aired 7/3/1997

    Tonight, Mel thinks he has a resemblance to Tom Cruise, and Mr Green and Mr Brown try to pick up some free wine at the bottle bank.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Hookers
    7.7/109 votes

    #4 - Hookers

    Season 9 Episode 4 - Aired 7/10/1997

    Tonight's show features a spoof of the James Bond films, the return of the cabaret duo, and Jimbo and Timbo the incompetent builders trying to eat a Chinese takeaway.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Spilled Drink
    7.8/109 votes

    #5 - Spilled Drink

    Season 9 Episode 5 - Aired 7/17/1997

    This week's programme features a modern slant on the ten commandments, the advent of widescreen TV, and the special effects men at a fertility clinic.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Catflap
    7.7/1010 votes

    #6 - Catflap

    Season 9 Episode 6 - Aired 7/24/1997

    The last in the current series of comic sketches, characters and head-to-head confrontations with Mel Smith and Griff Rhys Jones. The programme features the sound effects men in charge of Hitler's Nuremberg Rally PA system, a look at life in an inflation-hit South American republic and the resident cabaret musos dispensing more words of wisdom.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A