The Best Episodes of Alien News Desk

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1. #1 Fan Favorite
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   9.4/10(13 votes)

   #1 - Simultaneous Vortex Exit

   S1:E43/20/2019

   Drexx joins the gig economy, Tuva fights robot appropriation, and Stonehenge kicks ass.

   Director:Lauren Andrews

   Writer:Sam West

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   Director:Lauren Andrews

   Writer:Sam West
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   9.3/10(8 votes)

   #2 - Bloated Acquisition Piles

   S1:E105/1/2019

   Get your safe words ready for a sexy report on corporate mergers. Plus, meet Drexx's pal Lord Xenu.

   Director:Lauren Andrews

   Writer:Scott Gairdner

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   Director:Lauren Andrews

   Writer:Scott Gairdner
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   9.2/10(12 votes)

   #3 - Princes of Mange

   S1:E115/8/2019

   Humanity's biggest threats: spidered-men, twins, and the vengeful gods known as “mascots.”

   Director:Jeannette Moreno King

   Writer:Lauren Moser

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   Director:Jeannette Moreno King

   Writer:Lauren Moser
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   9.1/10(10 votes)

   #4 - Corrupt, Bloviating Narcissists

   S1:E74/10/2019

   Drexx and Tuva visit the kingdom of The Masters. Then, a handy guide on how to probe yourself.

   Director:Jeannette Moreno King

   Writer:Josh Patten

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   Director:Jeannette Moreno King

   Writer:Josh Patten
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   9.1/10(10 votes)

   #5 - The Ultimate Shape-Shifter Shaft

   S1:E125/15/2019

   Drexx and Tuva reckon with the galaxy's ultimate shame: getting rebooted.

   Director:Lauren Andrews

   Writer:Dennis McNicholas

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   Director:Lauren Andrews

   Writer:Dennis McNicholas
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   9.0/10(15 votes)

   #6 - Udder Madness

   S1:E33/13/2019

   Meet some special vehicles called “Indycars” and the grotesque pseudo-humans called “bodybuilders.”

   Director:Jeannette Moreno King

   Writer:Dennis McNicholas

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   Director:Jeannette Moreno King

   Writer:Dennis McNicholas
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   9.0/10(10 votes)

   #7 - A Big Moldy Space Orange

   S1:E53/27/2019

   Drexx and Tuva grapple with love, the Supreme Court, and a very wordy segment name.

   Director:Jeannette Moreno King

   Writer:Scott Gairdner

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   Writer:Scott Gairdner
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   9.0/10(10 votes)

   #8 - A Very Norffy Gronksmas

   S1:E64/3/2019

   Where is Barack Obama? Who is The Spoiler? And what's the deal with Drake?

   Director:Lauren Andrews

   Writer:Sam West

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   Director:Lauren Andrews

   Writer:Sam West
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   9.0/10(9 votes)

   #9 - Cumbersome Dongles

   S1:E94/24/2019

   The wall, the welfare queen, and a chef (Chris Parnell) cooks up the garbage humans call “food.”

   Director:Jeannette Moreno King

   Writers:Josh Patten, Lauren Moser

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   Director:Jeannette Moreno King

   Writers:Josh Patten, Lauren Moser
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    8.7/10(11 votes)

    #10 - A Wasteland of Rehashed Dreck

    S1:E84/17/2019

    What is 4/20 and why does it make humans giggle? Plus, a joyous celebration of Tax Day.

    Director:Lauren Andrews

    Writer:Lauren Moser

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    Director:Lauren Andrews

    Writer:Lauren Moser
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    8.1/10(20 votes)

    #11 - Inane Utterings of a Brainwashed People

    S1:E23/6/2019

    Shocking reports on floating prisons, anti-poor fabrics, and a barbaric act known as ventriloquism.

    Director:Jeannette Moreno King

    Writer:Scott Gairdner

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    Director:Jeannette Moreno King

    Writer:Scott Gairdner
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    7.5/10(36 votes)

    #12 - Ungrateful Wads of Protein

    S1:E12/27/2019

    Drexx and Tuva probe the Royal Family, fried chicken, and human arrogance totems, aka “Oscars.”

    Director:Lauren Andrews

    Writers:Sam West, Chris Prynoski, Austin Reading

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    Director:Lauren Andrews

    Writers:Sam West, Chris Prynoski, Austin Reading