Archie gets a rude shock when the tall,classy dame whose life he saved in a taxicab turns out to be a man.

Archie gets a lesson in civil liberties when he's arrested using outlawed tear gas to protect himself against a mugger.

Edith abandons her stick-in-the-mud husband to liven things up on her own during an evening out at Kelly's Bar.

Archie feels abandoned after Edith begins to volunteer part-time at the Sunshine Home for the Elderly.

Archie's refused to participate in a chain letter triggers a string of unlikely events.

It looks like Archie has turned over a new leaf when he befriends a Jewish man.

Edith and Archie cause havoc at the hospital when Gloria is about to have her baby.

Archie Baptizes Baby Joey without Mike and Gloria's Permission.

Archie has difficulty keeping his blood pressure down for a company physical after the family launches into a heavy debate over the baby's name.

Thanksgiving dinner becomes a family battleground when Archie discovers that Mike and Gloria don't want to impose the family's religious beliefs on their baby.

Energetic Justin Quigley inspires Archie to stick with the strict diet his doctor has recommended.

Teary farewells turn into fireworks when Mike hits Archie with five years of repressed rage, only to discover that he and Gloria can't move out for another week after Mike reveals he forgot to turn on the gas and electricity of his new home.

Archie tries to impress his boss by making the maximum contribution to his favorite charity and unwittingly donates his body to medical science.

When Archie finds out that one of Mike's students is babysitting Joey and she invited her hippie boyfriend over to listen to music, he takes over and brings Joey to his house, even though he is hosting a poker game with his buddies.

Mike's integrity is put to the test when he loses a teaching position to an equally qualified black candidate.

It appears that Gloria may have her first baby in an Italian restaurant.

Gloria is nervous about announcing her unexpected pregnancy because of Mike's stubborn attitude over population.

A broken furnace forces Archie and Edith to spend a few nights under the Stivic's roof during a power blackout.

Mike must decide if he wants to be in the delivery room during the birth of the baby.

Gloria suspects handy-panky when she meets the beautiful blonde Mike's been tutoring after school hours,

Mike becomes the sole support of a growing family when Gloria loses her job because of her pregnancy.

Mike and Gloria's sex life suffers after they have to begin planning their encounters around the baby's feeding schedule.

Gloria takes out her frustrations about being pregnant on Mike.

Mike continues to make decisions without consulting Gloria.