The Worst Episodes of America 2-Night

Gary Burghoff talks about his frozen yogurt stores; the treasurer of HELP (Help Every Little Person), Wanda Ford.

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George Gobel, Baby Irene, and textile-mill owner Calvin Proctor.

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Guests include Sally Hayes, whose husband is still awaiting execution. This episode also includes clips of a press conference in which various celebrities welcome America 2Night to the UBS network.

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Guests include Phyllis Diller and Happy's niece, Joanie Kyne.

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Rita Moreno; Former White House paper shredder Pearl Wingate; and elderly actor Chad Brandon describes how he stays fit.

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A viewer wins a date with Karen Lynn Gorney ("Saturday Night Fever").

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Singers Buck and Harriet Pine; former deli owner Susan Cloud.

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Happy Kyne sings "Don't Leave Me This Way". Guests include Vincent Price and entrepreneur Ernest Twilley, who sells merchandise based on dead celebrities.

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Guests include the Angels String Quartet, DJ Larry Guy and Anne Murray, who has trouble lip syncing.

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Maharishi Maheesh Majipoor demonstrates how to lose weight by chanting. Also: consumer advocate Lou Moffatt.

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Vickie Carr; Peanut trainer Emanual Kasinski; and unemployed magician Brandy McAllister.

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Sherman Hemsley; Singer Pharoah Fawcett and police sergeant Norman Botello.

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Guests include Abraham "Shecky" Stein, a Rabbi comedian and Norman Fell, who has a difficult time getting on the show as he has problems with the parking lot attendant.

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Jim Nabors; Irene Huddleston on the condensed form of the Bible.

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Gary Coleman (as Little Wayne Coleman); Cindy Williams; UBS programming executive Bill Nickerson.

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Jill St. John visits the dentist with a troubled wisdom tooth. The dentist and his assistant perform a song on the show.

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Gary Coleman (Wayne Coleman) and Corey Feldman premiere a talk show for kids scheduled to air on the UBS network.

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Abe Vigoda tap dances. Stanley Turnbull (Richard Kline) talks about his book "Winning Through Acting Crazy."

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Elke Sommer; the three semi-finalists in the City of Merchandise pageant.

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Rob Reiner; Urban Poverty Consultant Richard Osgood.

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Peter Marshall; David Fairchild tells how to fight fright.

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It is all natural and cancer-free! Guests include Gaylord and Holiday, Dr. Wendell Dellerton and Twiggy.

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Guests include Gaylord and Holiday, Marshall Petty and Jack Jones.

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Russia expert Arthur Zaprinski and actress Suzanne Sellers.

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Alice Ghostly; lounge singer Tony Rolletti.

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