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Vinnie's plan to steal a tiny horse is thwarted by a jar of chloroform and a pigeon.

Your Pony's A C...

Needing cash for stripper Big Sandy's funeral, the lads decide to rob her boss's safe - but plans go awry when they get trapped in a sewer.

Big Sandy's Funeral

A rival traveller challenges Ash to a fight. But Vinnie gets suspicious when Ash ends up in hospital.

The Fight

Desperate to pay back McCann, the boys agree to help a woman get revenge on her ex-husband.

The Fish

A raid on a weed farm goes wrong when Erin's brother turns up and someone accidentally gets kidnapped.

Ronnie Croft

Vinnie nicks a car containing McCann's stolen antiques and must find the thief or face dismemberment.

Antique Dildo

Vinnie has been hiding out in his weed shed since faking his own death to escape from local gangster Terrance McCann. Tommo and Erin need his help and try to lure him out of hiding with a new business proposition and together with the lads they plot to rob a travelling circus. With the help of a disgruntled clown, Mr Popov, the gang aim to make this theft a 'roaring' success.

The Circus

Vinnie is tasked with collecting a guy called Tony Tillerton. It seems like a simple task... Meanwhile, a booze cruise to France is under way.

A Nice Day Out

Vinnie agrees to grow weed on an industrial scale for McCann and the lads get busy setting up a new grow shed. Meanwhile, Erin attends a disastrous dinner party with Jake's family and Tommo hatches a plan to steal some erotic furniture to re-vamp the Rat & Cutter. But what starts as a simple robbery quickly descends into bedlam when a rival gang of thieves turn up and the lads find themselves joining an elaborate treasure hunt.

Antique Hunters

Suffering from insomnia, Vinnie decides to have a chilled night in at the local pub, but things take a sinister turn when a stranger breaks in.

The Intruder

Ordered by McCann to sell all the weed they have grown, the lads decide to throw a music festival in Jim's field.

The Festival

When a close friend gets engaged, Vinnie is determined to throw them the best wedding he can muster, and so decides to steal one.

Stealing a Wedding

Vinnie finally gets released from prison and with the newly promoted Detective Carl Slater watching his every move, he is doing his best to lie low.

The Great Bull Semen Heist

Vinnie's friend Gideon calls to say his mother has passed away and asks Vin to help him honour her final wishes.

Gideon's Mum Funeral

Ashley's cousin Doolan has been kidnapped and his uncle Francis calls on Vinnie to be the bag drop man in his ransom.

The Ransom

Mr and Mrs Bishop are back and the gang are once again caught up in their bitter divorce battle.

Classic Cars

When Ashley decides that he wants to track down his real father, Vinnie and the gang promise to do everything they can to help find him.

Parenthood

Erin's brother Ronnie returns to Hawley claiming he has turned over a new leaf. Erin reluctantly convinces farmer Jim to let him stay in his spare room, but it's not long before Ronnie and his con mate Keithy cause total havoc.

The Keithy Problem

The gang are in a buzz when Vinnie is tasked by Chinese Dan to steal some beehives, so the lads scope out a nearby village famous for making local honey.

Bees

Driven mad with worry, Erin has told Vinnie about the money she owes McCann. But when McCann's men kidnap Tyler as a warning, Vinnie is so furious that he kidnaps McCann's twins in retaliation and the situation worsens.

The Shack

The gang is back and ready to hit the road for Ringo and Babs' Welsh wedding, while Vinnie gets wind of Erin's hiding place and uses the road trip as an excuse to get her back.

Getting There

The gang sees a cash cow with a retired racing greyhound, but a mystery begins when the animal finds a human foot during training.

Day at the Dogs

What should have been a fun, lads-only camping trip turns into a nightmare when the gang end up horrendously lost.

Lost in the Woods

When Manolito, Davey MacDonagh's eccentric distributor, offends Vinnie, the gang decide to get revenge by raiding his exotic zoo.

Exotic Zoo

A young woman claims to be Erin’s half-sister, but is she telling the truth? The gang attempt to steal a rare and valuable rose.

After a tip-off from Dr Chris, Vinnie and the gang don some fancy dress and join a posh murder mystery evening at a stately home to gain access to its cellars stocked with valuable vintage wine.

Saint Erin (Murder Mystery)

Vinnie befriends an elderly woman who is hiding from Davey MacDonagh. Can the gang get their new friend to safety without Davey finding out?

An Unexpected Guest

Having let their prisoner slip through their fingers, the MacDonaghs are on the war path and convinced that the gang had something to do with it.

Davey's House

A chaotic 24 hours as the gang takes an unlikely hostage and escorts him on his bizarre round of errands.

Eddie

A World War II-era bunker gets uncovered near Jim and Shirley's farms, but the discovery leads to a catastrophic encounter with an old land mine and lands the gang in trouble with the MacDonaghs again.

Missing Body

Tommo gets the surprise of his life when a young German man shows up looking for him.

Hans

Erin's dad dies, leaving her with a debt to the local honchos, so the gang do what they do best to get the money - some cheeky thievery.

Sweet Sixteen

A ratcatcher is hired to help with Jim's rat problem, but it is soon clear it's him who needs help.

Ratcatcher

A caravan with some precious cargo goes missing and the gang are tasked with getting it back.

Caravan of Courage

A giant bunny, a crocodile and a golf buggy chase - Cardi goes on a mission that'll truly test his mettle.

Albert

In their biggest heist yet, the gang steals some rare Lowry paintings.

The Manolito Problem

Vinnie meets a seasoned criminal with something interesting stashed in his attic - the original FA Cup from 1895 stolen by his Grandad.

Stolen FA Cup

All is finally revealed when the gang revisit what happened THAT night with Manolito.

That Night

Farmer Jim is forced on a trip down memory lane when an old flame pops up in Hawley. Also - JJ is back!

Blast from the Past

Tommo meets Craig, a once-famous dance arcade champion, as the gang try to rescue Gideon from a naked cult.

Naked Cult

Cardi's mum shows up in Hawley - she is getting married.... again. Meanwhile, Carol gets a nasty shock of her own.

Heartbreak

After being humiliated by some local youths, Ashley decides it's time to up his game - with the help of Jim and Cardi.

The Mark

JJ and Sugar's joyous celebrations turn into a morbid affair after the gang learns of some sad news.

Two Funerals and a Wedding

A group of working-class friends finding unconventional ways to win at life in suburban northern England. These lads have dealt, scammed, bribed and conned their way through adolescence, but now, their dealing and stealing is catching up with them and a whole load of trouble is heading their way.

The Best Seasons of Brassic

The Best Seasons of Brassic

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Season 1

Season 3

Season 4

Season 6

Season 5