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The Best Episodes of Brassic Season 7

Every episode of Brassic Season 7 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of Brassic Season 7!

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A group of working-class friends finding unconventional ways to win at life in suburban northern England. These lads have dealt, scammed, bribed and conned their way through adolescence, but now, their dealing and stealing is

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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
    Brassic Season 7 Episode 1 - The Bishops
    7.2/10(119 votes)

    #1 - The Bishops

    S7:E1

    As we head back to Hawley for the last hurrah, Vinnie is trying to lay low... in fact the whole gang seem to be taking a step back. That is until a new, younger gang are spotted and appear to be rivalling Vinnie's crew in local dodgy dealings. Even worse? It's led by Farmer Jim's estranged daughter, Ally and her girlfriend Fay... Vinnie and co are dragged in once again.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  2. Brassic Season 7 Episode 2 - Once Upon a Time in Dusseldorf
    6.8/10(100 votes)

    #2 - Once Upon a Time in Dusseldorf

    S7:E2

    Tommo heads to Germany to impress Hans' mum, Veronika Fischer, and hopefully land some investment from Hans' grandfather. But his plans fall apart when Farmer Jim turns up on the next flight, hell-bent on tracking down 'bukkake' - and Tommo's the only one who can help. They stumble into a dodgy drug deal, and things escalate fast - from beerhalls and lederhosen to sledgehammers and trashed cars. This is one night to remember.

    Director:Unknown
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  3. Brassic Season 7 Episode 3 - Skool Reunion
    6.5/10(95 votes)

    #3 - Skool Reunion

    S7:E3

    A school reunion transports the gang back to their past. Ronnie comes face to face with his old bully and dreams of revenge. But be careful what you wish for... he unwittingly makes a deal with a psycho ex-classmate, Bruno. Before long there's a missing person and all fingers are pointing at Ronnie.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  4. Brassic Season 7 Episode 4 - The Wizard Of E
    6.6/10(86 votes)

    #4 - The Wizard Of E

    S7:E4

    Curtis Plum used to DJ illegal raves back in the 90s. Val & Vern fell in love to his acid house mixes - and now, with Vern terminally ill, Val wants to give him one last dance. But Curtis can't do it without his old hype man, the Wizard of E. Problem is, the Wizard disappeared years ago, prompting the gang to set out and track the Wizard down.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  5. Brassic Season 7 Episode 5 - Halloween Heist
    6.7/10(84 votes)

    #5 - Halloween Heist

    S7:E5

    It's Halloween and an old enemy of the MacDonagh's has died. Davey refuses to let him rest in peace and ropes the gang into stealing his corpse before the funeral. Using Halloween as a cover, they dress the corpse up as a mummy to get it out undetected, only to get themselves into a mummy mix-up fiasco with another Halloween reveller...

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  6. Brassic Season 7 Episode 6 - The Carvery
    4.0/10(237 votes)

    #6 - The Carvery

    S7:E6

    Davey MacDonagh finally loses with it with Joey Kittens at an all-you-can-eat carvery in the middle of a snowstorm. Thanks to the storm, Vinnie and the gang get stuck in the middle of Davey's carnage and it turns out he's got hostages all over the gaff. As things turn from blizzard to bloodbath it's clear that not everyone is getting out alive.

    Director:Unknown
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Season 7 Ratings Summary

"The Bishops" is the best rated episode of "Brassic" season 7. It scored 7.2/10 based on 119 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 9/25/2025. This episode is rated 0.4 points higher than the second-best, "Once Upon a Time in Dusseldorf".