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A group of working-class friends finding unconventional ways to win at life in suburban northern England. These lads have dealt, scammed, bribed and conned their way through adolescence, but now, their dealing and stealing is

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  1. #1 Worst Episode
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    Brassic Season 3 Episode 1 - The Great Bull Semen Heist
    5.8/10(5 votes)

    #1 - The Great Bull Semen Heist

    S3:E1

    Vinnie finally gets released from prison and with the newly promoted Detective Carl Slater watching his every move, he is doing his best to lie low.

    Directors:Saul Metzstein, Melanie Oliver
    Writer:Daniel Brocklehurst

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  2. Brassic Season 2 Episode 4 - The Intruder
    6.4/10(7 votes)

    #2 - The Intruder

    S2:E4

    Suffering from insomnia, Vinnie decides to have a chilled night in at the local pub, but things take a sinister turn when a stranger breaks in.

    Director:Jon Wright
    Writer:Daniel Brocklehurst

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  3. Brassic Season 7 Episode 6 - The Carvery
    6.5/10(2 votes)

    #3 - The Carvery

    S7:E6

    Davey MacDonagh finally loses with it with Joey Kittens at an all-you-can-eat carvery in the middle of a snowstorm. Thanks to the storm, Vinnie and the gang get stuck in the middle of Davey's carnage and it turns out he's got hostages all over the gaff. As things turn from blizzard to bloodbath it's clear that not everyone is getting out alive.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  4. Brassic Season 7 Episode 4 - The Wizard Of E
    6.8/10(2 votes)

    #4 - The Wizard Of E

    S7:E4

    Curtis Plum used to DJ illegal raves back in the 90s. Val & Vern fell in love to his acid house mixes - and now, with Vern terminally ill, Val wants to give him one last dance. But Curtis can't do it without his old hype man, the Wizard of E. Problem is, the Wizard disappeared years ago, prompting the gang to set out and track the Wizard down.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  5. Brassic Season 7 Episode 3 - Skool Reunion
    7.0/10(1 votes)

    #5 - Skool Reunion

    S7:E3

    A school reunion transports the gang back to their past. Ronnie comes face to face with his old bully and dreams of revenge. But be careful what you wish for... he unwittingly makes a deal with a psycho ex-classmate, Bruno. Before long there's a missing person and all fingers are pointing at Ronnie.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  6. Brassic Season 7 Episode 1 - The Bishops
    7.5/10(2 votes)

    #6 - The Bishops

    S7:E1

    As we head back to Hawley for the last hurrah, Vinnie is trying to lay low... in fact the whole gang seem to be taking a step back. That is until a new, younger gang are spotted and appear to be rivalling Vinnie's crew in local dodgy dealings. Even worse? It's led by Farmer Jim's estranged daughter, Ally and her girlfriend Fay... Vinnie and co are dragged in once again.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  7. Brassic Season 7 Episode 2 - Once Upon a Time in Dusseldorf
    7.5/10(2 votes)

    #7 - Once Upon a Time in Dusseldorf

    S7:E2

    Tommo heads to Germany to impress Hans' mum, Veronika Fischer, and hopefully land some investment from Hans' grandfather. But his plans fall apart when Farmer Jim turns up on the next flight, hell-bent on tracking down 'bukkake' - and Tommo's the only one who can help. They stumble into a dodgy drug deal, and things escalate fast - from beerhalls and lederhosen to sledgehammers and trashed cars. This is one night to remember.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  8. Brassic Season 7 Episode 5 - Halloween Heist
    7.8/10(2 votes)

    #8 - Halloween Heist

    S7:E5

    It's Halloween and an old enemy of the MacDonagh's has died. Davey refuses to let him rest in peace and ropes the gang into stealing his corpse before the funeral. Using Halloween as a cover, they dress the corpse up as a mummy to get it out undetected, only to get themselves into a mummy mix-up fiasco with another Halloween reveller...

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  9. Brassic Season 2 Episode 3 - Antique Hunters
    8.0/10(6 votes)

    #9 - Antique Hunters

    S2:E3

    Vinnie agrees to grow weed on an industrial scale for McCann and the lads get busy setting up a new grow shed. Meanwhile, Erin attends a disastrous dinner party with Jake's family and Tommo hatches a plan to steal some erotic furniture to re-vamp the Rat & Cutter. But what starts as a simple robbery quickly descends into bedlam when a rival gang of thieves turn up and the lads find themselves joining an elaborate treasure hunt.

    Director:Saul Metzstein
    Writer:Daniel Brocklehurst

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  10. Brassic Season 3 Episode 7 - Bees
    8.0/10(4 votes)

    #10 - Bees

    S3:E7

    The gang are in a buzz when Vinnie is tasked by Chinese Dan to steal some beehives, so the lads scope out a nearby village famous for making local honey.

    Director:George Kane
    Writer:Unknown

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  11. Brassic Season 4 Episode 5 - Amy
    8.0/10(3 votes)

    #11 - Amy

    S4:E5

    A young woman claims to be Erin’s half-sister, but is she telling the truth? The gang attempt to steal a rare and valuable rose.

    Director:Richard Stoddard
    Writer:Danielle Ward

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  12. Brassic Season 5 Episode 4 - Sweet Sixteen
    8.0/10(3 votes)

    #12 - Sweet Sixteen

    S5:E4

    Erin's dad dies, leaving her with a debt to the local honchos, so the gang do what they do best to get the money - some cheeky thievery.

    Director:Richard Stoddard
    Writer:Ava Pickett

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  13. Brassic Season 5 Episode 6 - Caravan of Courage
    8.0/10(3 votes)

    #13 - Caravan of Courage

    S5:E6

    A caravan with some precious cargo goes missing and the gang are tasked with getting it back.

    Director:Ruth Carney
    Writer:Alex Ganley

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  14. Brassic Season 5 Episode 7 - Albert
    8.0/10(3 votes)

    #14 - Albert

    S5:E7

    A giant bunny, a crocodile and a golf buggy chase - Cardi goes on a mission that'll truly test his mettle.

    Director:Ruth Carney
    Writer:Alex Ganley

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  15. Brassic Season 1 Episode 3 - The Fight
    8.2/10(6 votes)

    #15 - The Fight

    S1:E3

    A rival traveller challenges Ash to a fight. But Vinnie gets suspicious when Ash ends up in hospital.

    Director:Daniel O'Hara
    Writer:Daniel Brocklehurst

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  16. Brassic Season 1 Episode 1 - Your Pony's A C...
    8.3/10(8 votes)

    #16 - Your Pony's A C...

    S1:E1

    Vinnie's plan to steal a tiny horse is thwarted by a jar of chloroform and a pigeon.

    Director:Daniel O'Hara
    Writer:Daniel Brocklehurst

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  17. Brassic Season 1 Episode 4 - The Fish
    8.3/10(7 votes)

    #17 - The Fish

    S1:E4

    Desperate to pay back McCann, the boys agree to help a woman get revenge on her ex-husband.

    Director:Jon Wright
    Writer:Daniel Brocklehurst

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  18. Brassic Season 2 Episode 5 - The Festival
    8.3/10(4 votes)

    #18 - The Festival

    S2:E5

    Ordered by McCann to sell all the weed they have grown, the lads decide to throw a music festival in Jim's field.

    Director:Jon Wright
    Writer:Daniel Brocklehurst

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  19. Brassic Season 3 Episode 2 - Gideon's Mum Funeral
    8.3/10(3 votes)

    #19 - Gideon's Mum Funeral

    S3:E2

    Vinnie's friend Gideon calls to say his mother has passed away and asks Vin to help him honour her final wishes.

    Director:Saul Metzstein
    Writer:Daniel Brocklehurst

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  20. Brassic Season 3 Episode 4 - Classic Cars
    8.3/10(3 votes)

    #20 - Classic Cars

    S3:E4

    Mr and Mrs Bishop are back and the gang are once again caught up in their bitter divorce battle.

    Director:Saul Metzstein
    Writer:Daniel Brocklehurst

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  21. Brassic Season 4 Episode 3 - Lost in the Woods
    8.3/10(3 votes)

    #21 - Lost in the Woods

    S4:E3

    What should have been a fun, lads-only camping trip turns into a nightmare when the gang end up horrendously lost.

    Director:John Hardwick
    Writer:Alex Ganley

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  22. Brassic Season 4 Episode 4 - Exotic Zoo
    8.3/10(3 votes)

    #22 - Exotic Zoo

    S4:E4

    When Manolito, Davey MacDonagh's eccentric distributor, offends Vinnie, the gang decide to get revenge by raiding his exotic zoo.

    Director:John Hardwick
    Writer:Daniel Brocklehurst

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  23. Brassic Season 4 Episode 7 - An Unexpected Guest
    8.3/10(3 votes)

    #23 - An Unexpected Guest

    S4:E7

    Vinnie befriends an elderly woman who is hiding from Davey MacDonagh. Can the gang get their new friend to safety without Davey finding out?

    Director:Richard Stoddard
    Writer:Alex Ganley

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  24. Brassic Season 5 Episode 2 - Missing Body
    8.3/10(3 votes)

    #24 - Missing Body

    S5:E2

    A World War II-era bunker gets uncovered near Jim and Shirley's farms, but the discovery leads to a catastrophic encounter with an old land mine and lands the gang in trouble with the MacDonaghs again.

    Director:Richard Stoddard
    Writer:Daniel Brocklehurst

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  25. Brassic Season 5 Episode 3 - Hans
    8.3/10(3 votes)

    #25 - Hans

    S5:E3

    Tommo gets the surprise of his life when a young German man shows up looking for him.

    Director:Richard Stoddard
    Writer:Daniel Brocklehurst

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Worst Episodes Summary

"The Great Bull Semen Heist" is the worst rated episode of "Brassic". It scored 5.8/10 based on 5 votes. Directed by Saul Metzstein, Melanie Oliver and written by Daniel Brocklehurst, it aired on 10/6/2021. This episode scored 0.6 points lower than the second lowest rated, "The Intruder".