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A group of working-class friends finding unconventional ways to win at life in suburban northern England. These lads have dealt, scammed, bribed and conned their way through adolescence, but now, their dealing and stealing is

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  1. #1 Worst Episode
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    Brassic Season 7 Episode 6 - The Carvery
    4.0/10(237 votes)

    #1 - The Carvery

    S7:E6

    Davey MacDonagh finally loses with it with Joey Kittens at an all-you-can-eat carvery in the middle of a snowstorm. Thanks to the storm, Vinnie and the gang get stuck in the middle of Davey's carnage and it turns out he's got hostages all over the gaff. As things turn from blizzard to bloodbath it's clear that not everyone is getting out alive.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  2. Brassic Season 7 Episode 3 - Skool Reunion
    6.5/10(95 votes)

    #2 - Skool Reunion

    S7:E3

    A school reunion transports the gang back to their past. Ronnie comes face to face with his old bully and dreams of revenge. But be careful what you wish for... he unwittingly makes a deal with a psycho ex-classmate, Bruno. Before long there's a missing person and all fingers are pointing at Ronnie.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  3. Brassic Season 7 Episode 4 - The Wizard Of E
    6.6/10(86 votes)

    #3 - The Wizard Of E

    S7:E4

    Curtis Plum used to DJ illegal raves back in the 90s. Val & Vern fell in love to his acid house mixes - and now, with Vern terminally ill, Val wants to give him one last dance. But Curtis can't do it without his old hype man, the Wizard of E. Problem is, the Wizard disappeared years ago, prompting the gang to set out and track the Wizard down.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  4. Brassic Season 7 Episode 5 - Halloween Heist
    6.7/10(84 votes)

    #4 - Halloween Heist

    S7:E5

    It's Halloween and an old enemy of the MacDonagh's has died. Davey refuses to let him rest in peace and ropes the gang into stealing his corpse before the funeral. Using Halloween as a cover, they dress the corpse up as a mummy to get it out undetected, only to get themselves into a mummy mix-up fiasco with another Halloween reveller...

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  5. Brassic Season 7 Episode 2 - Once Upon a Time in Dusseldorf
    6.8/10(100 votes)

    #5 - Once Upon a Time in Dusseldorf

    S7:E2

    Tommo heads to Germany to impress Hans' mum, Veronika Fischer, and hopefully land some investment from Hans' grandfather. But his plans fall apart when Farmer Jim turns up on the next flight, hell-bent on tracking down 'bukkake' - and Tommo's the only one who can help. They stumble into a dodgy drug deal, and things escalate fast - from beerhalls and lederhosen to sledgehammers and trashed cars. This is one night to remember.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  6. Brassic Season 5 Episode 4 - Sweet Sixteen
    7.2/10(160 votes)

    #6 - Sweet Sixteen

    S5:E4

    Erin's dad dies, leaving her with a debt to the local honchos, so the gang do what they do best to get the money - some cheeky thievery.

    Director:Richard Stoddard
    Writer:Ava Pickett

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  7. Brassic Season 6 Episode 4 - Naked Cult
    7.2/10(119 votes)

    #7 - Naked Cult

    S6:E4

    Tommo meets Craig, a once-famous dance arcade champion, as the gang try to rescue Gideon from a naked cult.

    Director:Richard Signy
    Writer:Tom Melia

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  8. Brassic Season 7 Episode 1 - The Bishops
    7.2/10(119 votes)

    #8 - The Bishops

    S7:E1

    As we head back to Hawley for the last hurrah, Vinnie is trying to lay low... in fact the whole gang seem to be taking a step back. That is until a new, younger gang are spotted and appear to be rivalling Vinnie's crew in local dodgy dealings. Even worse? It's led by Farmer Jim's estranged daughter, Ally and her girlfriend Fay... Vinnie and co are dragged in once again.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  9. Brassic Season 4 Episode 5 - Amy
    7.3/10(202 votes)

    #9 - Amy

    S4:E5

    A young woman claims to be Erin’s half-sister, but is she telling the truth? The gang attempt to steal a rare and valuable rose.

    Director:Richard Stoddard
    Writer:Danielle Ward

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  10. Brassic Season 5 Episode 3 - Hans
    7.3/10(169 votes)

    #10 - Hans

    S5:E3

    Tommo gets the surprise of his life when a young German man shows up looking for him.

    Director:Richard Stoddard
    Writer:Daniel Brocklehurst

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  11. Brassic Season 6 Episode 6 - The Mark
    7.3/10(113 votes)

    #11 - The Mark

    S6:E6

    After being humiliated by some local youths, Ashley decides it's time to up his game - with the help of Jim and Cardi.

    Director:Richard Signy
    Writers:Daniel Brocklehurst, Danielle Ward

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  12. Brassic Season 4 Episode 4 - Exotic Zoo
    7.4/10(201 votes)

    #12 - Exotic Zoo

    S4:E4

    When Manolito, Davey MacDonagh's eccentric distributor, offends Vinnie, the gang decide to get revenge by raiding his exotic zoo.

    Director:John Hardwick
    Writer:Daniel Brocklehurst

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  13. Brassic Season 5 Episode 5 - Ratcatcher
    7.4/10(157 votes)

    #13 - Ratcatcher

    S5:E5

    A ratcatcher is hired to help with Jim's rat problem, but it is soon clear it's him who needs help.

    Director:Ruth Carney
    Writer:Danielle Ward

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  14. Brassic Season 5 Episode 7 - Albert
    7.4/10(160 votes)

    #14 - Albert

    S5:E7

    A giant bunny, a crocodile and a golf buggy chase - Cardi goes on a mission that'll truly test his mettle.

    Director:Ruth Carney
    Writer:Alex Ganley

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  15. Brassic Season 6 Episode 5 - Heartbreak
    7.5/10(126 votes)

    #15 - Heartbreak

    S6:E5

    Cardi's mum shows up in Hawley - she is getting married.... again. Meanwhile, Carol gets a nasty shock of her own.

    Director:Richard Signy
    Writer:Ava Pickett

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  16. Brassic Season 5 Episode 6 - Caravan of Courage
    7.6/10(144 votes)

    #16 - Caravan of Courage

    S5:E6

    A caravan with some precious cargo goes missing and the gang are tasked with getting it back.

    Director:Ruth Carney
    Writer:Alex Ganley

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  17. Brassic Season 6 Episode 3 - Blast from the Past
    7.6/10(119 votes)

    #17 - Blast from the Past

    S6:E3

    Farmer Jim is forced on a trip down memory lane when an old flame pops up in Hawley. Also - JJ is back!

    Director:Ben Gregor
    Writer:Daniel Brocklehurst

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  18. Brassic Season 1 Episode 1 - Your Pony's A C...
    7.7/10(553 votes)

    #18 - Your Pony's A C...

    S1:E1

    Vinnie's plan to steal a tiny horse is thwarted by a jar of chloroform and a pigeon.

    Director:Daniel O'Hara
    Writer:Daniel Brocklehurst

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  19. Brassic Season 3 Episode 3 - The Ransom
    7.7/10(285 votes)

    #19 - The Ransom

    S3:E3

    Ashley's cousin Doolan has been kidnapped and his uncle Francis calls on Vinnie to be the bag drop man in his ransom.

    Director:Saul Metzstein
    Writer:Unknown

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  20. Brassic Season 5 Episode 2 - Missing Body
    7.7/10(180 votes)

    #20 - Missing Body

    S5:E2

    A World War II-era bunker gets uncovered near Jim and Shirley's farms, but the discovery leads to a catastrophic encounter with an old land mine and lands the gang in trouble with the MacDonaghs again.

    Director:Richard Stoddard
    Writer:Daniel Brocklehurst

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  21. Brassic Season 5 Episode 8 - The Manolito Problem
    7.7/10(146 votes)

    #21 - The Manolito Problem

    S5:E8

    In their biggest heist yet, the gang steals some rare Lowry paintings.

    Director:Ruth Carney
    Writer:Daniel Brocklehurst

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  22. Brassic Season 1 Episode 4 - The Fish
    7.8/10(392 votes)

    #22 - The Fish

    S1:E4

    Desperate to pay back McCann, the boys agree to help a woman get revenge on her ex-husband.

    Director:Jon Wright
    Writer:Daniel Brocklehurst

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  23. Brassic Season 2 Episode 3 - Antique Hunters
    7.8/10(324 votes)

    #23 - Antique Hunters

    S2:E3

    Vinnie agrees to grow weed on an industrial scale for McCann and the lads get busy setting up a new grow shed. Meanwhile, Erin attends a disastrous dinner party with Jake's family and Tommo hatches a plan to steal some erotic furniture to re-vamp the Rat & Cutter. But what starts as a simple robbery quickly descends into bedlam when a rival gang of thieves turn up and the lads find themselves joining an elaborate treasure hunt.

    Director:Saul Metzstein
    Writer:Daniel Brocklehurst

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  24. Brassic Season 3 Episode 7 - Bees
    7.8/10(240 votes)

    #24 - Bees

    S3:E7

    The gang are in a buzz when Vinnie is tasked by Chinese Dan to steal some beehives, so the lads scope out a nearby village famous for making local honey.

    Director:George Kane
    Writer:Unknown

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  25. Brassic Season 4 Episode 3 - Lost in the Woods
    7.8/10(223 votes)

    #25 - Lost in the Woods

    S4:E3

    What should have been a fun, lads-only camping trip turns into a nightmare when the gang end up horrendously lost.

    Director:John Hardwick
    Writer:Alex Ganley

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Worst Episodes Summary

"The Carvery" is the worst rated episode of "Brassic". It scored 4/10 based on 237 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 10/30/2025. This episode scored 2.5 points lower than the second lowest rated, "Skool Reunion".