Bridget's mother has a new young foreign boyfriend and Bridget is going to lose her inheritance unless she can break them up

The duo takes over the airwaves when they start a pirate radio station in their front room.

Bridget has joined the local camogie team, but a jealous Eamon decides he wants to play too

Eamon has got a VHS video recorder and the whole town want to rent it, but in trying to satisfy the demand for films, he and Bridget accidentally star in their own blue movie.

Bridget's job working on the Census gives her information to blackmail half the town, but Eamon has bigger ideas.

There's two free seats on the bus to Lourdes, but how far will Bridget go to make sure she gets to go this year? All she's missing is someone that needs to be cured.

Bridget works out that with the widow's pension and life assurance Eamon would be worth more dead than alive.