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A self-loathing, alcoholic writer attempts to repair his damaged relationships with his daughter and her mother while combating sex addiction, a budding drug problem, and...

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  1. Background image for The Ride-Along
    6.4/10(19 votes)

    #1 - The Ride-Along

    S5:E5

    Charlie's boyhood dream is realized and Hank's worst nightmare comes true when Samurai Apocalypse invites the boys on a ride-along with the Santa Monica Police Department and takes them on a joyride that goes sexually awry for Charlie; Richard hits the bottle at a crowded Venice restaurant but Hank and the boys arrive to save the day for Karen and Becca, and Tyler realizes he's seen Sam somewhere before.

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    Writer:Unknown
  2. Background image for JFK to LAX
    6.5/10(17 votes)

    #2 - JFK to LAX

    S5:E1

    A few years have passed and Hank is living in New York but looking for a ticket out of town after his latest breakup. He accepts an invitation from Charlie to come to Los Angeles for a job writing a film starring rapper/actor Samurai Apolcaypse, then reunites with Karen, her former professor and now-husband Richard, and his daughter Becca, who now has a boyfriend named Tyler that is the spitting image of Hank himself ... in the worst possible way.

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    Director:John Dahl
    Writer:Unknown
  3. Background image for Raw
    6.5/10(22 votes)

    #3 - Raw

    S5:E8

    Hank is stuck reading Tyler's screenplay but discovers some talent under that head of hair, even though the script appears to be disturbingly autobiographical account of the author's relationship with Becca. Charlie and Lizzie's love quadrangle with Stu and Marcy heats up, but when their bedroom games hit too close to home for Charlie, it may be off to therapy for all four of them.

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    Writer:Unknown
  4. Background image for Boys & Girls
    6.6/10(19 votes)

    #4 - Boys & Girls

    S5:E3

    Hank hands a completed draft of "Santa Monica Cop" over to Samurai Apocalypse, but he still finds himself stuck in L.A. when he's asked to take Kali, his "acquaintance" from the flight to Los Angles, out for a night on the town. Tyler crashes at Karen and Becca's house while he recovers from his injuries. Charlie is rescued from a serious parental crisis by Stuart's nanny, Lizzie.

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    Director:Seith Mann
    Writer:Unknown
  5. Background image for Perverts & Whores
    6.6/10(19 votes)

    #5 - Perverts & Whores

    S5:E10

    Minus one agent and best friend, Hank crashes with his two favorite ladies, Karen and Becca. Looking for new representation, he meets with Hollywood power agent Larry Levine, who quickly sets a meeting with world-class filmmaker and Hank Moody idol Lars Manderhoff. It may be a match made in heaven when Lars surprises Hank with one of his favorite working girls, Trixie (guest star Judy Greer). Distraught over his personal losses, Charlie seeks comfort from Marcy while Lizzie enjoys her big break, a part in "Santa Monica Cop" courtesy of Stu.

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    Writer:Unknown
  6. Background image for Here I Go Again
    6.7/10(21 votes)

    #6 - Here I Go Again

    S5:E7

    Hank saves Karen from embarrassment with a drunk Richard, then covers for Richard by pretending to be dating a stripper named Holly, who takes a liking to Tyler and offends his girlfriend, Becca. Meanwhile, when she's fired after an inappropriate encounter with Stu, nanny Lizzie calls on Charlie and allows their relationship to progress, only to have Marcy beg for her return.

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    Writer:Unknown
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  8. Background image for The Party
    6.8/10(19 votes)

    #7 - The Party

    S5:E11

    Hank overstays his welcome at the house of Karen and Richard and hits the road with one last stop at Malibar, where he runs into Lizzie, who uses her newly acquired acting chops to lure him back to the Runkle Manor. Once there, Hank is surprised by everyone he loves and loathes: Karen, Becca, Charlie, Marcy, Stu, Richard and his creepy sponsor, Gabriel. Even Sam and Kali show up, but it's not a party until someone gets hurt and luckily for these partygoers, Hank has it in him for one final run-in with Tyler.

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    Writer:Unknown
  9. Background image for Faith, Hope, Love
    6.8/10(929 votes)

    #8 - Faith, Hope, Love

    S7:E9

    Hank recalls turbulent times with Karen, a confused Becca, and their days with a happier Charlie and Marcy. Meanwhile, a nun helps Hank put things into perspective.

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    Director:John Dahl
    Writer:Unknown
  10. Background image for Waiting for the Miracle
    6.9/10(19 votes)

    #9 - Waiting for the Miracle

    S5:E4

    Hank receives an unwelcome surprise in the form of Carrie, ex-girlfriend and arsonist that he's forced to invite along when Karen and Becca show up to invite him to a dinner party. Stu, Marcy and Bates' talk of sexual proclivities leaves the Moodys searching for the nearest exit, but the party gets even more out of control when Carrie has a realization about Hank. Meanwhile, Charlie goes on a blind date with Mary, a "nice girl" who's more than a little inexperienced.

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    Writer:Unknown
  11. Background image for The Way of the Fist
    7.0/10(20 votes)

    #10 - The Way of the Fist

    S5:E2

    Hank passes on writing Samurai Apocalypse's new movie but Sam won't take no for an answer and drags Hank to a meeting with director Peter Berg, where they discover that Hank and Peter have shared more than just a love of the written word. Sam takes it on himself to get rid of Tyler, which makes things worse between Hank and Becca. Co-parents Charlie, Marcy and Stu have their hands full when Little Stuart exposes himself to a preschool classmate, and Charlie takes it upon himself to mend fences with the offended girl's attractive mother.

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    Writer:Unknown
  12. Background image for Love Song
    7.0/10(20 votes)

    #11 - Love Song

    S5:E6

    When Samurai Apocalypse hits a lyrical roadblock with his protege, he calls on the best writer he knows: Hank Moody, who unites with Kali to imbibe, bear his soul, and write a song that takes Hank back in time to an era when he, Karen and Charlie were happier and life was simpler before "A Crazy Little Thing Called Love." But the present comes roaring back when Karen shows up at Hank's door, worried that she made a mistake.

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    Director:Eric Stoltz
    Writer:Unknown
  13. Background image for At the Movies
    7.0/10(20 votes)

    #12 - At the Movies

    S5:E9

    On the first day of production on Hank Moody's latest movie "Santa Monica Cop," Stu has brought back his "F--king and Punching" director in hopes of creating a cinematic masterpiece, but Hank's rendezvous with the film's leading lady puts his relationship with Sam in jeopardy. Luckily for Hank, Stu and the production's crew, Charlie has a backup plan.

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    Director:Helen Hunt
    Writer:Unknown
  14. Background image for Dicks
    7.1/10(834 votes)

    #13 - Dicks

    S7:E4

    Hank and Levon help Julia celebrate her new role. Meanwhile, financial trouble adds to Charlie and Marcy's marital unrest, but a new client may put Charlie back in the black; and Levon tries to get some alone time with Melanie, but the Director keeps getting in the way.

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    Writer:Unknown
  15. Background image for Smile
    7.1/10(825 votes)

    #14 - Smile

    S7:E7

    Rath demands a rewrite of Hank's 'Santa Monica Cop' script. Julia's new boss, Dr. Dan, gives her some career advice, but Levon and Hank have other ideas. Charlie and Marcy consider Stu's offer - until Atticus' old rock 'n' roll butler Krull offers an alternative solution to their money woes.

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    Director:John Dahl
    Writer:Unknown
  16. Background image for Hell Ain't a Bad Place to Be
    7.2/10(20 votes)

    #15 - Hell Ain't a Bad Place to Be

    S5:E12

    Hank discovers the bartender at a local watering hole is his late friend Lew Ashby and wonders if he's in Hell. Richard makes a startling announcement about Hank and Karen. Hank tries to make things right with Becca, but her news about Tyler leaves him stunned. On the set of "Santa Monica Cop," Sam's jealousy and fondness for firearms give Charlie an opportunity to show how much he loves his best friend and number-one client; Hank's arsonist ex-girlfriend surprises him with a way for them to be together forever.

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    Writer:Unknown
  17. Background image for Rock and a Hard Place
    7.3/10(934 votes)

    #16 - Rock and a Hard Place

    S6:E5

    Ken discovers Charlie’s secret. Atticus sends Hank and Charlie on a hunt, so they enlist the help of Hank’s daughter Becca. Marcy makes a decision about Stu that is influenced by her man-hating spiritual guide, Ophelia Robbins.

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    Writer:Unknown
  18. Background image for Everybody's a F**king Critic
    7.3/10(921 votes)

    #17 - Everybody's a F**king Critic

    S6:E8

    The reviews are in for the first draft of "A Crazy Little Thing Called Love: The Musical." Hank looks for inspiration from Faith to help get him to the next level. Becca contemplates alternate careers. Charlie and Stu join forces to win back Marcy, but first, they'll have to pry her from the man-hating clutches of Ophelia Robbins.

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    Director:Seith Mann
    Writer:Unknown
  19. Background image for Daughter
    7.3/10(810 votes)

    #18 - Daughter

    S7:E11

    Hank might soon be out of a job. Becca makes a big announcement.

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    Writer:Unknown
  20. Background image for The Unforgiven
    7.4/10(1.2k votes)

    #19 - The Unforgiven

    S6:E1

    Hank Moody narrowly survives the aftermath of his scorned ex-lover Carrie; her attempted suicide to see them both together, free from the constraints around them. Charlie takes Hank to see Atticus Fetch, a rocker who is interested in turning "A Crazy Little Thing Called Love" into a Broadway show. Meanwhile, Karen, Marcy and Charlie have to deal with Hank, after a revelation about Becca.

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    Writer:Unknown
  21. Background image for Quitters
    7.4/10(1.0k votes)

    #20 - Quitters

    S6:E2

    Hank reluctantly heeds the advice from his family and friends, but Faith, muse to many-a-rock-star, may be his light at the end of the tunnel. Charlie runs into out-and-proud movie star Robbie Mac and finds himself taking drastic action in order to land the award winner as a client. Marcy loses her resolve with Stu, while Karen lands a new job.

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    Director:John Dahl
    Writer:Unknown
  22. Background image for Blind Faith
    7.4/10(957 votes)

    #21 - Blind Faith

    S6:E10

    Hank seeks comfort from Faith, only to find her with Beckett. Hank meets two very important people in Faith’s life. On the home front, Becca has some big news.

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    Writer:Unknown
  23. Background image for Julia
    7.4/10(925 votes)

    #22 - Julia

    S7:E2

    Hank gets frustrated with his "Santa Monica Cop" coworkers on his first day in the show's writer's room, and he gets a surprise when he visits Levon's apartment. Meanwhile, Charlie meets Rath's new assistant; and Karen gets an unexpected surprise.

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    Writer:Unknown
  24. Background image for Kickoff
    7.4/10(853 votes)

    #23 - Kickoff

    S7:E6

    A "Santa Monica Cop" kickoff party is hosted by Rath, where Hank conducts an intimate notes session with the show's leading lady, and Hashtag Black eyes Julia. Meanwhile, Charlie manages head-case client Goldie; and Stu makes Charlie an offer.

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    Writer:Unknown
  25. Background image for 30 Minutes or Less
    7.4/10(852 votes)

    #24 - 30 Minutes or Less

    S7:E8

    Hank has problems with Hashtag Black. Stu's offer leads to fisticuffs.

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    Writer:Unknown
  26. Background image for Dinner with Friends
    7.4/10(849 votes)

    #25 - Dinner with Friends

    S7:E10

    Hank entices Karen to have dinner with him, but Julia interrupts their romantic evening. Later, Charlie, Marcy, Krull, Levon and his new friend bring even more drama to the night; and chaos ensues when Stu assaults Charlie's manhood.

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    Writer:Unknown

Worst Episodes Summary

"The Ride-Along" is the worst rated episode of "Californication". It scored 6.4/10 based on 19 votes. Directed by Millicent Shelton and written by Unknown, it aired on 2/5/2012. This episode scored 0.1 points lower than the second lowest rated, "JFK to LAX".