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The misadventures of two of New York's finest in the 53rd precinct in the Bronx. Toody, the short, stocky and dim-witted one, either saves the...
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Season 1

  • Who's for Swordfish?
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    Who's for Swordfish?

    Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 9/17/1961

    In the pilot, the boys are desperate to angle for swordfish. After shift-swapping with the entire precinct and avoiding any issuance of tickets (to avert court duty), will they go?

    Director: Unknown

    Writer: Unknown

  • Something Nice for Sol
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    Something Nice for Sol

    Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 9/24/1961

    Gunther Toody drives the entire station batty chairing the committee to get everyone's favorite desk Sgt. Sol Abrams a surprise 25 year present. Toody keeps changing his little mind seeking the perfect gift, and insists on parliamentary procedure for meetings. Abrams' sore feet confine him to desk work, so he worries that it'll be 25 and out, if the brass find out how bad the precinct's sweetheart's hurting.

    Director: Unknown

    Writer: Unknown

  • Home Sweet Sing Sing
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    Home Sweet Sing Sing

    Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 10/1/1961

    The boys use extraordinary techniques to rehabilitate a recently released petty thief. Unfortunately, Benny has other ideas.

    Director: Unknown

    Writer: Unknown

  • Change Your Partner
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    Change Your Partner

    Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 10/8/1961

    Toody and Muldoon's 9 blissful years as partners stun a researcher who finds the average prowl car pair last only 16 months before screaming to be switched. If the NYPD management engineer can discover their secret and replicate it, that'll save the blue brass many headaches. But Gunther and Francis' precinct mates don't want to know what actually goes on in Car 54, or even worse: can New York's finest clone empty-headed chatterbox Toody and somber, cerebral Muldoon ?

    Director: Unknown

    Writer: Unknown

  • I Won't Go
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    I Won't Go

    Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 10/15/1961

    Introducing Mrs. Bronson, the sweet Jewish grandmother confounding the boys at the 53rd as well as New York City's bureaucracy.

    Director: Unknown

    Writer: Unknown

  • Muldoon's Star
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    Muldoon's Star

    Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired 10/22/1961

    Toody convinces 'Tessie the Torso', a buxom sex-symbol, to stay at Francis's mother's house. It turns out, Muldoon is a huge fan.

    Director: Unknown

    Writer: Unknown

  • The Paint Job
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    The Paint Job

    Season 1 Episode 7 - Aired 10/29/1961

    A car thieving ring is using an auto body shop to paint stolen cars and resell them. The 53rd is down to only two patrol cars, so the boys are desperate to keep their beloved car 54. When it's damaged by a pulled-over driver, they take it to the same repair shop.

    Director: Unknown

    Writer: Unknown

  • Love Finds Muldoon
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    Love Finds Muldoon

    Season 1 Episode 8 - Aired 11/5/1961

    Lucille plays matchmaker for Francis.

    Director: Unknown

    Writer: Unknown

  • The Gypsy Curse
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    The Gypsy Curse

    Season 1 Episode 9 - Aired 11/12/1961

    The boys are told to shut down a gypsy ripoff artist, and when they do, the gypsy puts a curse on Toody.

    Director: Unknown

    Writer: Unknown

  • Thirty Days Notice
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    Thirty Days Notice

    Season 1 Episode 10 - Aired 11/19/1961

    Gunther and Lucille Toody give their landlord notice because they're fed up with their crumbling apartment.

    Director: Unknown

    Writer: Unknown

  • Catch Me on the Paar Show
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    Catch Me on the Paar Show

    Season 1 Episode 11 - Aired 11/26/1961

    After a chance traffic stop with Hugh Downs, Gunther finagles an appearance on the Jack Paar show of a fellow officer he thinks is funny.

    Director: Unknown

    Writer: Unknown

  • The Taming of Lucille
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    The Taming of Lucille

    Season 1 Episode 12 - Aired 12/3/1961

    Toody is feeling henpecked by Lucille, but musters the courage to become king of his castle after seeing a stirring performance of Shakespeare's "The Taming of the Shrew."

    Director: Unknown

    Writer: Unknown

  • Put It in the Bank
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    Put It in the Bank

    Season 1 Episode 13 - Aired 12/10/1961

    The 53rd Precinct's Brotherhood Club's newly elected treasurer Gunther Toody is determined to invest their hard-earned $800 in the stock market despite the protests of his fiscally conservative colleagues.

    Director: Unknown

    Writer: Unknown

  • Get Well, Officer Schnauser
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    Get Well, Officer Schnauser

    Season 1 Episode 14 - Aired 12/17/1961

    While Schnauser is laid up in the hospital, Toody is tapped by the FBI to go undercover to help them nab notorious bank robber "No Face."

    Director: Unknown

    Writer: Unknown

  • Christmas at the 53rd
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    Christmas at the 53rd

    Season 1 Episode 15 - Aired 12/24/1961

    The boys from the 53rd put on a Christmas review. Two Gilbert & Sullivan parodies featuring Capt. Block & Muldoon, a heart-tugging song from Toody, and other sketches.

    Director: Unknown

    Writer: Unknown

  • The Sacrifice
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    The Sacrifice

    Season 1 Episode 16 - Aired 1/7/1962

    Muldoon's the big expert on rules and regulations, but he's scared to take the test to become a sergeant.

    Director: Unknown

    Writer: Unknown

  • Boom, Boom, Boom
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    Boom, Boom, Boom

    Season 1 Episode 17 - Aired 1/14/1962

    The boys are attempting to win the barbershop quartet competition for "the old man" Capt. Block. The rules require all 163 quartets to perform the same song, which drives poor Jan Murray to insanity.

    Director: Unknown

    Writer: Unknown

  • Toody & Muldoon Crack Down
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    Toody & Muldoon Crack Down

    Season 1 Episode 18 - Aired 1/21/1962

    After the police chief drives through Toody & Muldoon's sector, he's so angered by the scores of violations he sees he orders an investigation - with surprising results.

    Director: Unknown

    Writer: Unknown

  • Toody's Paradise
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    Toody's Paradise

    Season 1 Episode 19 - Aired 1/28/1962

    Toody is on an undercover detail in Brooklyn with a female cop as his wife and a small boy as his child. When Lucille's sister spots him there, the rumors start flying wildly.

    Director: Unknown

    Writer: Unknown

  • How High Is Up?
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    How High Is Up?

    Season 1 Episode 20 - Aired 2/4/1962

    Muldoon discovers he's grown an inch to 6-foot-seven, putting him one inch over the police regulation and putting him over the edge with paranoia about his height.

    Director: Unknown

    Writer: Unknown

  • Toody and the Art World
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    Toody and the Art World

    Season 1 Episode 21 - Aired 2/11/1962

    Toody is the only person who can appreciate Karpathia's abstract masterpiece, "Lower Manhattan at Sunset (from the New Jersey Side)." This episode features an inspired performance from Severn Darden.

    Director: Unknown

    Writer: Unknown

  • What Happened to Thursday?
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    What Happened to Thursday?

    Season 1 Episode 22 - Aired 2/18/1962

    The 53rd is embarrassed by the domestic dispute calls that come every Thursday night - from the Schnausers. Toody convinces Leo (along w/the rest of the boys) that Thursday's actually Friday leading to expected hilarious confusion.

    Director: Unknown

    Writer: Unknown

  • How Smart Can You Get?
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    How Smart Can You Get?

    Season 1 Episode 23 - Aired 2/25/1962

    The smartest rookie cop is assigned to ride w/chatty Toody & reticent Muldoon. Can Car 54 survive, now that Muldoon has stimulating conversation?

    Director: Unknown

    Writer: Unknown

  • Today I Am a Man
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    Today I Am a Man

    Season 1 Episode 24 - Aired 3/4/1962

    Tired of being stereotyped as a mama's boy, Muldoon feigns having a hot date at "the hottest club in the Bronx". When his bluff is called by doubting coworkers, he quickly commandeers a puritan family who gets the wrong impression from his weapon!

    Director: Unknown

    Writer: Unknown

  • No More Pickpockets
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    No More Pickpockets

    Season 1 Episode 25 - Aired 3/11/1962

    The boys go under cover at Yankee Stadium to stem the onslaught of pickpockets. One skilled pilferer turns the tide on Toody; who ends up arrested?

    Director: Unknown

    Writer: Unknown

  • The Beast Who Walked the Bronx
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    The Beast Who Walked the Bronx

    Season 1 Episode 26 - Aired 3/18/1962

    Burkholtz, relegated to the Lost & Found for 15 years due to his extreme laxity is the only choice to sub for Capt. Block on his forced two week vacation. The boys mistake his absence from active duty thinking it's because he was too tough!

    Director: Unknown

    Writer: Unknown

  • The Courtship of Sylvia Schnauser
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    The Courtship of Sylvia Schnauser

    Season 1 Episode 27 - Aired 3/25/1962

    Leo and Sylvia Schnauser decide to renew their vows with a large wedding ceremony.

    Director: Unknown

    Writer: Unknown

  • The Auction
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    The Auction

    Season 1 Episode 28 - Aired 4/1/1962

    The boys of the 53rd Precinct pull together to buy Captain Block the matching Aleutian Ceremonial Chair he desires to complete his set.

    Director: Unknown

    Writer: Unknown

  • Quiet! We're Thinking
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    Quiet! We're Thinking

    Season 1 Episode 29 - Aired 4/8/1962

    Gunther and Lucille's 11-year-old nephew Marvin, in the Big Apple for a Boy Scout event, helps Toody and Muldoon crack the cases that have flummoxed New York's Finest.

    Director: Unknown

    Writer: Unknown

  • I Love Lucille
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    I Love Lucille

    Season 1 Episode 30 - Aired 4/22/1962

    Lucille dyes her hair to get Gunther to notice her, and when he finally does, look out.

    Director: Unknown

    Writer: Unknown