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The Best Episodes of Car 54, Where Are You? Season 2

Every episode of Car 54, Where Are You? Season 2 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of Car 54, Where Are You? Season 2!

The misadventures of two of New York's finest in the 53rd precinct in the Bronx. Toody, the short, stocky and dim-witted one, either saves the day or messes things up, much to the chagrin of Muldoon, the tall, lanky and smart one.

Genre:Comedy
Network:NBC

Season 2 Ratings Summary

The best episode of "Car 54, Where Are You?" season 2 is "Hail to the Chief", rated 7.5/10 from 94 user votes. It was directed by N/A and written by N/A. "Hail to the Chief" aired on 9/16/1962 and is rated 0.3 point(s) higher than the second highest rated, "One Sleepy People".

  • Hail to the Chief
    7.5/10 94 votes

    #1 - Hail to the Chief

    Season 2 Episode 1 - Aired 9/16/1962

    Because their partnership has lasted so long, the secret service choose Toody and Muldoon to drive the president to the U.N. Unfortunately, Muldoon is incapacitated by the stress of ferrying his hero, Kennedy.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • One Sleepy People
    7.2/10 77 votes

    #2 - One Sleepy People

    Season 2 Episode 2 - Aired 9/23/1962

    Francis and Lucille get the wrong idea, while watching a steamy movie on TV, that each loves the other.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • A Man Is Not an Ox
    7.4/10 72 votes

    #3 - A Man Is Not an Ox

    Season 2 Episode 3 - Aired 9/30/1962

    When a medical doctor sees similarities between two oxen yoked together for 10 years and Car 54's occupants, the boys try to behave out-of-sync, but fail.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Schnauser's Last Ride
    7.2/10 71 votes

    #4 - Schnauser's Last Ride

    Season 2 Episode 4 - Aired 10/7/1962

    The boys recount what happened when Schnauser was taken off his mounted police route.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Toody & Muldoon Sing Along with Mitch
    7.3/10 74 votes

    #5 - Toody & Muldoon Sing Along with Mitch

    Season 2 Episode 5 - Aired 10/14/1962

    When the 53rd precinct Whippoorwills audition for Mitch Miller, it's clear which of the 4 is the problem, but who will tell Toody?

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Occupancy, August 1st
    7.9/10 87 votes

    #6 - Occupancy, August 1st

    Season 2 Episode 6 - Aired 10/21/1962

    Mrs. Bronson causes trouble again -- by moving in to her promised apartment on the day it was promised to her -- but it's not finished! Once again she's adept at deflecting all opponents.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Remember St. Petersburg
    7.2/10 66 votes

    #7 - Remember St. Petersburg

    Season 2 Episode 7 - Aired 10/28/1962

    A fortune-telling scam ring mistakes Leo as royalty, and calls Sylvia with the news. Another mistake has the con artists convincing an undercover Toody that he's royalty, and Leo's his brother.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • That's Show Business
    7.4/10 69 votes

    #8 - That's Show Business

    Season 2 Episode 8 - Aired 11/4/1962

    Muldoon's sister Peggy lands a part in the play "Waiting for Wednesday" and the boys of the 53rd Precinct become financial backers before learning that it's a gritty play about police brutality.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Toody Undercover
    8.4/10 95 votes

    #9 - Toody Undercover

    Season 2 Episode 9 - Aired 11/11/1962

    Toody winds up undercover as part of a mob ring. His intimate knowledge of the area (bank layouts, burglar alarms & patrolmen habits) makes him a better crook than cop.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • I Hate Captain Block
    8.1/10 94 votes

    #10 - I Hate Captain Block

    Season 2 Episode 10 - Aired 11/18/1962

    When Toody takes care of Captain Block's parrot, he decides to teach it to talk. But this backfires when he says he hates Captain Block in front of the bird, and the parrot begins repeating it.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • A Star Is Born in the Bronx
    7.2/10 73 votes

    #11 - A Star Is Born in the Bronx

    Season 2 Episode 11 - Aired 11/25/1962

    Sylvia Schnauser goes into delusional rapture when asked to plug cookies on television.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Pretzel Mary
    7.3/10 72 votes

    #12 - Pretzel Mary

    Season 2 Episode 12 - Aired 12/2/1962

    The boys finally bust a nasty nuisance in the Park - "Pretzel Mary". When they see her deplorable living conditions they replace her furniture - not realizing what they're taking away.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • 142 Tickets on the Aisle
    7.7/10 72 votes

    #13 - 142 Tickets on the Aisle

    Season 2 Episode 13 - Aired 12/9/1962

    When the boys of the 53rd Precinct suddenly show an interest in the clean and uplifting Broadway epic "Little Miss Pioneer," so does the prurient public.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Stop Thief
    7.3/10 63 votes

    #14 - Stop Thief

    Season 2 Episode 14 - Aired 12/16/1963

    After overhearing the Captain rehearsing a play in his office, the boys think he's a kleptomaniac! They "cover" for him by re-stealing all his Xmas presents. Can they make things right by the end of Christmas Eve?

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Je T'Adore Muldoon
    7.6/10 69 votes

    #15 - Je T'Adore Muldoon

    Season 2 Episode 15 - Aired 12/30/1962

    To get girl-shy Francis to ask the Captain's niece to the Mardi Gras Ball, the 53rd conspires to boost his ego. Suddenly, he's a Casanova! Who will go to the Ball?

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The White Elephant
    8.1/10 74 votes

    #16 - The White Elephant

    Season 2 Episode 16 - Aired 1/6/1963

    A gang buys the cursed eatery next to the bank to drill through the common wall into the vault -- but the boys of the 53rd stop by to see how they're doing, and help them establish a luncheonette instead.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Benny the Bookie's Last Chance
    7.6/10 72 votes

    #17 - Benny the Bookie's Last Chance

    Season 2 Episode 17 - Aired 1/13/1963

    Benny's up for parole yet again, and the boys are sure he's going straight now. They set him up w/a candy store, and when he gets "in trouble" and tries mightily to get back in jail, the 53rd won't hear of it

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The Presidential Itch
    7.6/10 64 votes

    #18 - The Presidential Itch

    Season 2 Episode 18 - Aired 1/20/1963

    An unexpected challenger vies to unseat Muldoon in his bid to be reelected as president of the policeman's Brotherhood Club.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Toody & Muldoon Meet the Russians
    8.0/10 82 votes

    #19 - Toody & Muldoon Meet the Russians

    Season 2 Episode 19 - Aired 1/27/1963

    The boys chaperon two Russian ambassadors, and turn them into American capitalists.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Here We Go Again
    7.8/10 74 votes

    #20 - Here We Go Again

    Season 2 Episode 20 - Aired 2/3/1963

    Muldoon's father, Patrick was a police captain and a hero -- or was he?

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The Star Boarder
    7.4/10 65 votes

    #21 - The Star Boarder

    Season 2 Episode 21 - Aired 2/10/1963

    Gunther and Lucille Toody are trying to make some extra money. They decide to rent a room,taking in a preacher as a paying boarder. He seems as honest as the day is long but is he actually who he says he is?

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The Biggest Day of the Year
    8.6/10 84 votes

    #22 - The Biggest Day of the Year

    Season 2 Episode 22 - Aired 2/17/1963

    After Tooday tells Muldoon that "today's a very important day",Muldoon,the men & high ranking officials,try to figure out why it is.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Here Comes Charlie
    7.7/10 78 votes

    #23 - Here Comes Charlie

    Season 2 Episode 23 - Aired 2/24/1963

    The boys of the 53rd Precinct attempt to help rehabilitate chronically drunk Charlie by finding him a job where he won't be tempted to drink, but the officers'regular visits to check up on Charlie have an unnerving effect on his teetotalist coworkers. A Larry Storch tour de force!

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • See You at the Bar Mitzvah
    7.7/10 86 votes

    #24 - See You at the Bar Mitzvah

    Season 2 Episode 24 - Aired 3/3/1963

    When the boys find out that no one is going to the Bar Mitzvah of one boy on their basketball team because of his hated father, they spring into action.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • I've Been Here Before
    8.0/10 74 votes

    #25 - I've Been Here Before

    Season 2 Episode 25 - Aired 3/10/1963

    A criminal gang bases its heists on the plots of the television program "Crimebusters," which program is also one of Officer Toody's favorite shows.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A