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A British television sitcom set in a comprehensive school named Galfast High. Two series written by Steven Moffat were broadcast on BBC1 in 1997. Like his earlier sitcom Joking Apart, it was produced by Andre

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  1. #1 Worst Episode
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    Chalk Season 1 Episode 3 - The Staff Meeting
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #1 - The Staff Meeting

    S1:E3

    A disillusioned pupil is interviewed on local radio and rumours begin to spread about Galfast High School. A television news crew turns up to investigate the rumours while the staff are having a meeting. Eric Slatt has finds himself trapped and in desperate need of a trip to the toilet.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Steven Moffat

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  2. Chalk Season 1 Episode 4 - Both Called Eric
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    #2 - Both Called Eric

    S1:E4

    One of the sixth formers at Galfast High School becomes a mother, but who is the father ? Surely it can't be Eric Slatt ? And who is 'Pumpman' ?

    Director:Juliet May
    Writer:Steven Moffat

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  3. Chalk Season 1 Episode 5 - The Inspection
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    #3 - The Inspection

    S1:E5

    The school is about to be inspected, so Eric Slatt has started to panic. He becomes even more panic-stricken when he finds that all of the pupils have disappeared.

    Director:Juliet May
    Writer:Steven Moffat

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  4. Chalk Season 1 Episode 6 - Mother
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    #4 - Mother

    S1:E6

    Eric Slatt is worried when his mother threatens to pay a visit. He's afraid that details of his childhood, which he would rather keep hidden, will be revealed. He also has to cope with the annual football match between pupils and staff.

    Director:Juliet May
    Writer:Steven Moffat

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  5. Chalk Season 2 Episode 1 - New Student
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    #5 - New Student

    S2:E1

    A new student named Ronald Langham spends a week at the school.

    Director:Juliet May
    Writer:Steven Moffat

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  6. Chalk Season 2 Episode 2 - Amanda
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    #6 - Amanda

    S2:E2

    An inspector from the Local Education Authority visits the school to investigate financial irregularities.

    Director:Juliet May
    Writer:Steven Moffat

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  7. Chalk Season 2 Episode 3 - Bungee
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    #7 - Bungee

    S2:E3

    Eric Slatt criticises Maureen Bullivant during morning assembly. Later, at the parents' evening, he has reason to regret his harsh words.

    Director:Juliet May
    Writer:Steven Moffat

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  8. Chalk Season 2 Episode 4 - Dream
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    #8 - Dream

    S2:E4

    Eric and Suzy both have a dream after a new pupil starts at the school.

    Director:Juliet May
    Writer:Steven Moffat

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  9. Chalk Season 2 Episode 5 - Exam
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    #9 - Exam

    S2:E5

    Exams are approaching, and Eric Slatt has to go and upset the school's star pupil.

    Director:Juliet May
    Writer:Steven Moffat

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  10. Chalk Season 2 Episode 6 - Party
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    #10 - Party

    S2:E6

    It's the end of term, and the staff are looking forward to celebrating.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Steven Moffat

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  11. Chalk Season 1 Episode 2 - The Interview
    5.8/10(6 votes)

    #11 - The Interview

    S1:E2

    Eric Slatt has applied for a headship and so has his current headmaster, Mr. Nixon. Eric is desperate to move away from Galfast High School, so he'll go to any lengths to make sure he gets a new job.

    Director:Juliet May
    Writer:Steven Moffat

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  12. Chalk Season 1 Episode 1 - Suzy Arrives
    7.4/10(6 votes)

    #12 - Suzy Arrives

    S1:E1

    It's Suzy's first day as a teacher but none of her training has prepared her to cope with Galfast High School. She soon encounters Eric Slatt, the incompetent yet ambitious Deputy Headmaster, who manages to make a bad school worse. There are dead rats in the water tank, a dead teacher in one of the classrooms and the pupils are revolting in every sense of the word.

    Director:Juliet May
    Writer:Steven Moffat

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Worst Episodes Summary

"The Staff Meeting" is the worst rated episode of "Chalk". It scored /10 based on 0 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Steven Moffat, it aired on 3/6/1997. This episode scored 0.0 points lower than the second lowest rated, "Both Called Eric".