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Cheers S5E25 — A House Is Not a Home
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Cheers•Season 5•Episode 25

A House Is Not a Home

7.1/10 · 611 votesApr 30, 198724 min

Ranked #26 of 26 in Season 5•−0.7 vs season avg

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Diane is haunted by the memories of the couple who lived a long and happy life together in the home she and Sam have purchased.

Directed byJames Burrows
Written byPhoef Sutton
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Ted Danson

Ted Danson

Sam Malone

Shelley Long

Shelley Long

Diane Chambers

Rhea Perlman

Rhea Perlman

Carla Tortelli

George Wendt

George Wendt

Norm Peterson

John Ratzenberger

John Ratzenberger

Cliff Clavin

Woody Harrelson

Woody Harrelson

Woody Boyd

Kelsey Grammer

Kelsey Grammer

Frasier Crane

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James Burrows

James Burrows

Director

Phoef Sutton

Phoef Sutton

Writer

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Episode Summary

"A House Is Not a Home" is episode 25 of Cheers season 5. It scored 7.1/10 from 611 votes, ranking #26 of 26 episodes this season (season average 7.8). Directed by James Burrows and written by Phoef Sutton, it aired on April 30, 1987.

Next: E26 · I Do, AdieuBest of Season 5