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Cheers S5E16 — Never Love a Goalie (1)
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Cheers•Season 5•Episode 16

Never Love a Goalie (1)

7.4/10 · 588 votesJan 29, 198724 min

Ranked #20 of 26 in Season 5•−0.4 vs season avg

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Carla falls for Eddie, a hockey goalie; meanwhile, Diane is foreman of a jury in an attempted murder trial.

Directed byJames Burrows
Written byKen Levine, David Isaacs
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Ted Danson

Ted Danson

Sam Malone

Shelley Long

Shelley Long

Diane Chambers

Rhea Perlman

Rhea Perlman

Carla Tortelli

George Wendt

George Wendt

Norm Peterson

John Ratzenberger

John Ratzenberger

Cliff Clavin

Woody Harrelson

Woody Harrelson

Woody Boyd

Kelsey Grammer

Kelsey Grammer

Frasier Crane

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Ken Levine

Ken Levine

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David Isaacs

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James Burrows

James Burrows

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Episode Summary

"Never Love a Goalie (1)" is episode 16 of Cheers season 5. It scored 7.4/10 from 588 votes, ranking #20 of 26 episodes this season (season average 7.8). Directed by James Burrows and written by Ken Levine, David Isaacs, it aired on January 29, 1987.

Next: E17 · Never Love a Goalie (2)Best of Season 5