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The Best Episodes of Chewin' the Fat

Every episode of Chewin' the Fat ranked from best to worst. Let's dive into the Best Episodes of Chewin' the Fat!

Chewin' the Fat is a Scottish comedy sketch show, starring Ford Kiernan, Greg Hemphill and Karen Dunbar. Comedians Paul Riley and Mark Cox also appeared...
Genre:Comedy
Network:BBC One

Best Episodes Summary

"The Lighthouse Keepers" is the best rated episode of "Chewin' the Fat". It scored 9.2/10 based on 14 votes. Directed by N/A and written by N/A, it aired on 11/15/2000. This episode scored 0.2 points higher than the second highest rated, "'Take a Drink!'".

  • The Lighthouse Keepers
    9.2/1014 votes
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    #1 - The Lighthouse Keepers

    Season 3 Episode 1 - Aired 11/15/2000

    Lighthouse Keepers - Ronald Villiers - 'That's my boy. He's just started masturbating!' - Ennnn! - Invisible Boss - The Neds - Smoking Family - The Banter Boys - Shoe-Lover - Skooterboy - Arguing 3-some - Betty the Old Slapper - Bish 'n' Bosh - Jack and Victor

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • 'Take a Drink!'
    9.0/109 votes
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    #2 - 'Take a Drink!'

    Season 3 Episode 5 - Aired 12/13/2000

    Lighthouse Keepers, Ronald Villiers - Take a Drink! - The Neds - The Sewer Boys - Arguing 3-some - Rage-Man - Jack and Victor - Banter Boys - The Teen

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Case of Dunn vs MacLean
    9.0/109 votes
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    #3 - Case of Dunn vs MacLean

    Season 3 Episode 6 - Aired 12/20/2000

    Lighthouse Keepers - Ronald Villiers - Case of Dunn vs. MacLean - Bish 'n' Bosh - Lonely Shopkeeper finds a friend - The Teen - Ennnh! - Ewww! - Interpretin for the Neds - Taxi-Woman - Computer Assistants - Jack and Victor

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The Last One
    8.8/1010 votes
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    #4 - The Last One

    Season 4 Episode 6 - Aired 2/22/2002

    Ronald Villiers Reads the News - UK-USA Officer Swap - Bothered Artist - 1885, Jackie and Colin - Smoking Family On An Aeroplane - The Teacher - Jack and Victor - Farting Coach - Picture Spoiler - Computer Assistants - Do You Have a Club Card? - Take a Drink! - Brenda the Bossy Aunt - The Lighthouse Keepers - Sewer Boys

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Dirtylittleb*****d.com
    8.7/1010 votes
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    #5 - Dirtylittleb*****d.com

    Season 3 Episode 4 - Aired 12/6/2000

    Lighthouse Keepers - Banter Boys - Jack and Victor - Dirtylittleb*****d.com - The Killer Wean - Bish 'n' Bosh - Voici L'Ecosse - Foul-Mouthed Fishermen - The Neds - M'on! - Puppets Rage-Man - Lonely Shopkeeper - Broken-Hearted Taxi Woman - Ewww! - The Big Man

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The Big Man
    8.4/1011 votes
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    #6 - The Big Man

    Season 2 Episode 4 - Aired 12/2/1999

    Ronald Villiers Plays a Gangster - Lighthouse Keepers - Fastbzzz Phone Service - Bent Coppers - Interpretin' for the Neds - The Big Man On the News - Feminist Poet - Bish 'n' Bosh - Frankie and Johnny - Lonely Shopkeeper - Dysfunctional Couple - Jack and Victor Sing - Trolley Racing - Street Entrepreneur - Downtrodden Wife - Good Guy, Good Guy, W**k - Interpretin' for the Neds - Foul-Mouthed Fishermen of the Good Ship Pearl Necklace - Jack and Victor Go On the Pull

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The Neds vs The Muppets
    8.3/1012 votes
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    #7 - The Neds vs The Muppets

    Season 2 Episode 3 - Aired 11/25/1999

    Mr Sssimpson - Ronald Villiers - 'Smell s***e' - Interpretin' for the Neds - Jack and Victor - At the Pound - Downtrodden Wife - Lighthouse Keepers - Arguing 3-Some - At the Nightclub - Smoking Family - Banter Boys - Foul-Mouthed Fishermen - Soldiers - Jack and Victor - Unprofessional Surgeons - Bish 'n' Bosh - The Neds vs. The Muppets

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Gonay Nae Dee That
    8.3/1010 votes
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    #8 - Gonay Nae Dee That

    Season 2 Episode 6 - Aired 12/16/1999

    Betty the Old Slapper - Ronald Villiers - 'Ye do know this is a non-smoking flight?' - Myna Bird - Mr Sssimpson - Jack and Victor - Ronald Villiers - Obese Wife - Bish 'n' Bosh - At the Pound - Broken Family - Banter Boys - Jack and Victor - The Neds - Foul-Mouthed Fishermen - Arguing Threesome - Smoking Family - 'Is it Me?' -

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • And Blag Your Nat King Co-ole!
    8.3/1010 votes
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    #9 - And Blag Your Nat King Co-ole!

    Season 3 Episode 3 - Aired 11/29/2000

    Lighthouse Keeper, Ronald Villiers - Donkey Rides - Mr Sssimpson - Computer Assistants - We're on the Night Shift! - Rage-Man - Smoking Family - Lonely Shopkeeper - Bish 'n' Bosh - M'on the Ponies! - Foul-Mouthed Fishermen - Banter Boys - Teacher - The Big Man

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Jack and Vic do Cybersex
    8.1/1027 votes
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    #10 - Jack and Vic do Cybersex

    Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 1/20/1999

    F & G On the Couch - Quiz Show - Community Art - Ronald Villiers, The Banter Boys, Jack and Victor - Old Betty, Soldiers - Tartan Briefs - QSC

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Ford Kiernan, Greg Hemphill, Robert Florence

  • James Bond Parody
    8.1/1023 votes
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    #11 - James Bond Parody

    Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 2/3/1999

    James Bond - Lonely Shopkeeper - F & G on the couch - Chat 'n' Chug - The Cracker - The Neds - Bish 'n' Bosh - Banter Boys - Ronald Villiers - Old Betty - QSC - Tartan Briefs

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Ford Kiernan, Greg Hemphill, Robert Florence

  • Blow Below the Belt
    8.1/1019 votes
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    #12 - Blow Below the Belt

    Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired 2/17/1999

    Blow Below the Belt - F & G On the Couch - Ronald Villiers - 2.99 at Bennies - Reet Son - Rednecks - Bish 'n' Bosh - Leprechauns - Surgeons - Jack and Victor - Arguing Threesome - Lonely Shopkeeper - At NASA

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Ford Kiernan, Greg Hemphill, Robert Florence

  • The Rage-Man
    8.1/1013 votes
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    #13 - The Rage-Man

    Season 2 Episode 2 - Aired 11/18/1999

    Ronald Villiers in the Crucible - Lighthouse Keepers - Pocket Dimension - Downtrodden Wife - Jack and Victor - The Neds - Smoking Family - Foul-Mouthed Fishermen - Bowling Cup - S***e About Cars - Mrs Pattison - Interpretin' for the Neds - the Banter Boys - 'Can I use your toilet?' - Squeamish Butchers - Broadway Success - Betty the Old Slapper - Pocket Dimension - Puppets - Good Guy, good guy, w**k - Jack and Victor

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Oh James, I am moist!
    8.1/1011 votes
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    #14 - Oh James, I am moist!

    Season 3 Episode 2 - Aired 11/22/2000

    Lighthouse Keepers, Ronald Villiers - The Teen - UK-USA Officer Swap - The Neds - Bish 'n' Bosh - Shoe-lover - Interpretin' for the Neds - Arguing 3-Some - M'on the Crows! - Caledonian Court -Jack and Victor - The Big Man

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Ford and Greg on the Couch
    8.0/1030 votes
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    #15 - Ford and Greg on the Couch

    Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 1/13/1999

    Interpretin' for the Neds - F & G On the Couch - Ronald Villiers - Betty the Old Slapper - The Neds - Billy Conolly Goes to Glasgae - Tartan Briefs - At the Bowls - QSC - At the Snooker - Jack and Victor - Arguing Threesome

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Ford Kiernan, Greg Hemphill

  • Jack and Vic do Changing Rooms
    8.0/1023 votes
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    #16 - Jack and Vic do Changing Rooms

    Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 1/27/1999

    Jack and Victor Do Changing Rooms - Ronald Villiers - The Arguing Threesome - Tartan Briefs - Old Betty - The Neds - Sherrif Court - The Neds - Ma Maw's in the Dustbin - Banter Boys - Tea-Lady Takes over - F & G On the Couch - The Devil Gets a Hunger On Him for Toaty Scones - Bish 'n' Bosh

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Ford Kiernan, Greg Hemphill, Robert Florence

  • Kelso's Fate
    8.0/1021 votes
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    #17 - Kelso's Fate

    Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 2/10/1999

    Kelso's fate - Dysfunctional Bedsit, Homefree - Old Betty - Jack and Victor - F & G on the Couch - Old Betty - The Neds - Homefree - Ronald Villiers - Thirty Years Later - Lonely Shopkeeper - Fortune Teller - Dysfunctional Bedsit - Jack and Victor At the Bank

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Ford Kiernan, Greg Hemphill, Robert Florence

  • Jack and Vic Go Driving
    8.0/1011 votes
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    #18 - Jack and Vic Go Driving

    Season 2 Episode 5 - Aired 12/9/1999

    Ronald Villiers In the Slammer - Giro Cheats - Lighthouse Keepers - Lonely Shopkeeper - 'You gi that ten minutes, it'll be as right as rain!' - Jack and Victor Go Driving - The Neds - Puppets - The Professors - Dysfunctional Couple - Arguing Threesome - Feminist Poet - Return to Glasgae - Banter Boys - Rage-Man

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • We're Only Here for the Banter!
    8.0/109 votes
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    #19 - We're Only Here for the Banter!

    Season 4 Episode 1 - Aired 1/18/2002

    Ronald Villiers does the Zortol Doorstep Challenge - Rokadisco 80 - Chris and Davie in the office - Requiem for a rock star - The Teacher - Benefit Cuts - Computer Assistants - Jack and Victor Crooning - 'Can we film some porn?' - 'It's never too early for a fusilier' - The Banter Boys in the cloakroom - ESP - The Farting Coach - 'Dad, can I have a tongue stud?' - The Big Man goes to College - Milk, Lemonade, Chocolate - The Neds - Brenda the bossy aunt - the Sewer Boys - Jack and Vic go robbing - The Rage Man.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • All Hail the Arrival of Captain Nipple Whistle!
    8.0/109 votes
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    #20 - All Hail the Arrival of Captain Nipple Whistle!

    Season 4 Episode 3 - Aired 2/1/2002

    Doctors - Ronald Villiers - Picture Spoiler - The Killer Wean - Captain Nipple-Whistle! - Mr Ssssimpson - Jackie and Colin, 1885 - 'It's never too early for a fusilier!' - The Big Man is pulled over - 'Ewww!' - Auto dealers - Cpt. Nipple Whistle - Jackie and Colin, 1885 - Gretta, the Boss with the Moustache - Bish 'n' Bosh - Milk, Lemonade, Chocolate! - Creepy Grandad - Banter Boys and Hell's Angels - The Teacher - The Neds - Gretta - Sewer Boys

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Funeral for a Lonely Shopkeeper
    8.0/109 votes
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    #21 - Funeral for a Lonely Shopkeeper

    Season 4 Episode 5 - Aired 2/15/2002

    Farting Coach - Ronald Villiers - M'on the Ducks! - The Teacher - For the Caledonian Extra - 1885 - Meinen Cloden! - UK-USA officer swap - At the nightclub - Smoking Family - Computer Assistants - Big Jock - Sewer Boys - The Big Man Goes to the Toilet - Bish and Bosh

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Ronald Villiers Dubs Porn
    7.9/1016 votes
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    #22 - Ronald Villiers Dubs Porn

    Season 2 Episode 1 - Aired 11/11/1999

    Ronald Villiers - The Dysfunctonal Couple - Mr Sssimpson - The Lighthouse Keepers - The Ice-Cream Van Boys - Puppets - Smoking Family - The Banter Boys - Tanfasy Island - Arguing 3-some - The Neds - Barber Shop - The Rage-Man - Betty the Old Slapper - BBC1 Scotland - Night Chug - Jack and Victor at the King's Theatre - The Dog Pound - At Sherrif Court - Lonely Shopkeeper - Foul-Mouted Fishermen - Bish 'n' Bosh

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The Big Man's Life Insurance Advert
    7.8/109 votes
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    #23 - The Big Man's Life Insurance Advert

    Season 4 Episode 4 - Aired 2/8/2002

    Ronald Villiers - The Big Man's Life Insurance Advert - Fusilier - Pea Factory Madness - M'on the slugs! - Computer Assistants - The Neds - Bish 'n' Bosh - Smoking Family - The Killer Wean On Police Line-Up - Jack and Victor - Broken Hearted Taxi-Woman - 'Ewww!' - The Sewer Boys

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Brenda the Bossy Aunt
    7.2/109 votes
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    #24 - Brenda the Bossy Aunt

    Season 4 Episode 2 - Aired 1/25/2002

    Cowboy pictures - Ronald Villiers tries his hand as a crook - Milk, lemonade, chocolate! - The Killer Wean - UK-USA officer swap - Brenda the bossy aunt - Seb and Max pt. 1 - Doctor - Copper - 'It's never too early for a fusilier' - Big Jock - Paint and the laundry - Jack and Victor sing - Seb and Max Return to Glasgae - Sleazy Newsman- At the Car show - Taxi-Office Woman - The Farting Coach - Seb and Max pt. 3 - Bish 'n' Bosh the painters - 'Ewww!' - Computer Assistants - Jack and Victor - Smoking Family - Sleazy Newsman

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A