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The Worst Episodes of Chilly Beach

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Chilly Beach is an animated comedy series about life on a floating iceberg in the frozen far north of Canada. Hockey! Beer! Polar bears! Snow!

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  1. #1 Worst Episode
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    Chilly Beach Season 1 Episode 1 - Separation Anxiety
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    #1 - Separation Anxiety

    S1:E1

    A decades-old debate polarizes the town, and soon Chilly Beach is divided into two ""distinct societies"" based on hockey allegiances: With the demise of Chilly Beach imminent Dale and Frank find a way to work together so they can live to fight another day.

    Director:Michael Stuart Bass
    Writer:Doug Sinclair

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  2. Chilly Beach Season 1 Episode 2 - Invasion of the Beer Snatchers
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    #2 - Invasion of the Beer Snatchers

    S1:E2

    Aliens abduct Frank, and after the usual alien probing and prodding, has his brain put under their control. Dale is single-handedly forced to come up with a solution that will save the Island from both the Aliens and Jacques' exotic poutine recipes.

    Director:Michael Stuart Bass
    Writer:Doug Sinclair

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  3. Chilly Beach Season 1 Episode 3 - Pucked in the Head
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    #3 - Pucked in the Head

    S1:E3

    After being hit by a nasty slap shot Frank develops a bad case of amnesia and disappears to parts unknown. Frank is the only one who knows the combination to unlock the town's vaulted beer supply, and unless Dale can get Frank back with his memories intact there could be rioting in the streets of Chilly Beach.

    Director:James Munro
    Writer:Doug Sinclair

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  4. Chilly Beach Season 1 Episode 4 - Love Potion Undermined
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    #4 - Love Potion Undermined

    S1:E4

    In an effort to gain insight into the mating rituals of Canadians Abby decides to try a pheromone experiment. Her experiment however goes awry and Abby is left with a bizarre love triangle to clean up before her meddling causes irreparable damage.

    Director:James Munro
    Writer:Doug Sinclair

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  5. Chilly Beach Season 1 Episode 5 - Shut Your Space Hole
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    #5 - Shut Your Space Hole

    S1:E5

    A giant black hole is threatening the planet Earth, and American space scientists need fresh ideas on how to combat it. Unfortunately, they reject budding Canadian genius Frank who knows that their brilliant plan is only going to make it worse. Frank has to work fast to stop them before the whole planet suffers the consequences.

    Director:James Munro
    Writer:Doug Sinclair

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  6. Chilly Beach Season 1 Episode 6 - Power Pray
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    #6 - Power Pray

    S1:E6

    When coach Jacques goes down with an injury, and can no longer coach the kids pee wee hockey team Dale fills in for a price. Dale soon finds the deal he made isn't as sweet as he thought and tries everything to sabotage the efforts of the team before realizing what hockey's about.

    Director:Michael Stuart Bass
    Writer:Steven Westren

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  7. Chilly Beach Season 1 Episode 7 - Fever Tale
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    #7 - Fever Tale

    S1:E7

    Katherine is offered a promotion that will take her and Abby back to the United States, but Abby doesn't want to leave. So Abby feigns illness that will put all of America at risk should she be forced to travel back. Her plan backfires and she creates a major epidemic scare.

    Director:James Munro
    Writer:Doug Sinclair

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  8. Chilly Beach Season 1 Episode 9 - Angus Rex
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    #8 - Angus Rex

    S1:E9

    A fully intact dinosaur found frozen in the ice under Dale's house thaws out and goes on a rampage through Chilly Beach. Angus is the only one with the skills and equipment to track down and kill the dinosaur and save the town from certain destruction.

    Director:James Munro
    Writer:Doug Sinclair

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  9. Chilly Beach Season 1 Episode 10 - The Chilly Beachcombers
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    #9 - The Chilly Beachcombers

    S1:E10

    When Dale misses a never-before-seen episode of his favorite show, ""The Beachcombers"", he hears it will air on Icelandic TV later in the week and devises a zany plan to see it while placing the entire island at risk.

    Director:Michael Stuart Bass
    Writer:Doug Sinclair

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  10. Chilly Beach Season 1 Episode 11 - Lord of the Ringettes
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    #10 - Lord of the Ringettes

    S1:E11

    Dale and Frank's hockey team plays April's team in a game of ringette.

    Director:Michael Stuart Bass
    Writer:Dale Schott

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  11. Chilly Beach Season 1 Episode 12 - The Beer Hunters
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    #11 - The Beer Hunters

    S1:E12

    Dale attempts to help Frank at the Beer Mart but somehow ends up sending the beer truck, with all of the supplies out into the wilderness. The townsfolk decide to pursue the truck on a "finders keepers" policy, and during the great chase Frank becomes lost. Now Dale faces the challenge of winning back Frank's trust by venturing out into an oncoming snow storm to rescue him.

    Director:Michael Stuart Bass
    Writer:Graham Clegg

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  12. Chilly Beach Season 1 Episode 13 - Natural Born Curlers
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    #12 - Natural Born Curlers

    S1:E13

    In an effort to find gainful employment, Angus helps Dale with the ice cleaning duties at the rink. With an almost religious obsession, Angus creates the finest curling ice in the world. When Angus' family from Scotland arrives in Chilly Beach Angus' dad challenges the locals to demonstrate his curling superiority causing Angus to have to choose between his family and his friends.

    Director:Michael Stuart Bass
    Writer:Paul Quarrington

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  13. Chilly Beach Season 1 Episode 14 - Hollywood Far North
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    #13 - Hollywood Far North

    S1:E14

    Filming on location in Chilly Beach, the director of a mega-budget Hollywood spectacle decides to blow up the entire island, for dramatic effect. Dale and Frank have to find a way to re-write this Hollywood ending to save their town from becoming one giant special effect.

    Director:Michael Stuart Bass
    Writer:Paul Quarrington

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  14. Chilly Beach Season 1 Episode 15 - Secret Santa
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    #14 - Secret Santa

    S1:E15

    While trying to buy a gift for the begrudged annual Secret Santa ritual, Dale stumbles upon none other than Santa (played by Leslie Nielsen) himself. Santa decides he needs a break and decides to hang with Dale only to become lazy and unmotivated. With the prospects of Christmas actually happening rapidly diminishing, Santa realizes the error of his ways and with Frank and Dale's help tries to salvage Christmas.

    Director:Michael Stuart Bass
    Writer:Doug Sinclair

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  15. Chilly Beach Season 1 Episode 16 - Country Cooking
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    #15 - Country Cooking

    S1:E16

    Dale and Frank travel to Ottawa to get support for a petition to allow street hockey on all streets in Canada, but they find out that Chilly Beach is not actually part of Canada. So, they decide to make Chilly Beach its own country.

    Director:Michael Stuart Bass
    Writer:Dave Dias

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  16. Chilly Beach Season 1 Episode 17 - Go Figure
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    #16 - Go Figure

    S1:E17

    A traveling ice show makes its way to Chilly Beach. Leading it is Elvis Stojko. When they stop into Chilly Beach, no one likes it at all except for Michel, who decides to leave and join the show.

    Director:Michael Stuart Bass
    Writer:Graham Clegg

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  17. Chilly Beach Season 1 Episode 18 - Dale to the Chief
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    #17 - Dale to the Chief

    S1:E18

    The Air Force One makes a pit stop to refuel the plane on Chilly Beach. The President accidentally gets left behind and trys to figure out where in the world he is. Dale becomes friends with the President and soon becomes his adviser, creating international problems

    Director:Michael Stuart Bass
    Writer:Doug Sinclair

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  18. Chilly Beach Season 1 Episode 19 - Polar Opposites
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    #18 - Polar Opposites

    S1:E19

    Chilly Beach becomes the dump site for Toronto's garbage, but with the new dump comes an evil polar bear.

    Director:Michael Stuart Bass
    Writer:Terry Saltsman

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  19. Chilly Beach Season 1 Episode 20 - Cold War
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    #19 - Cold War

    S1:E20

    When two Russian soldiers arrive in Chilly Beach from a drifting iceberg, it takes Dale and Frank shrewd negotiation skills to relieve tensions.

    Director:Michael Stuart Bass
    Writer:Tony Elliott

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  20. Chilly Beach Season 1 Episode 21 - The Song Remains So Lame
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    #20 - The Song Remains So Lame

    S1:E21

    When Dale and Frank restart their old high school garage band a music producer becomes interested in representing them. Unfortunately she is only interested in Frank.

    Directors:Edin Ibric, Michael Stuart Bass
    Writer:Carolyn Bennett

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  21. Chilly Beach Season 1 Episode 22 - My Big Fat Creep Wedding
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    #21 - My Big Fat Creep Wedding

    S1:E22

    Dale steps in as Abby's father at the three legged race at the Father/Daughter picnic. What he did not figure on is that the win might lead to bigger things.

    Director:Michael Stuart Bass
    Writer:Terry Saltsman

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  22. Chilly Beach Season 1 Episode 23 - Slush Fund
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    #22 - Slush Fund

    S1:E23

    Chilly Beach's tourist trade is dwindling, but Dale and Frank discover a new natural resource that can be exploited for cash.

    Director:Michael Stuart Bass
    Writer:Carolyn Bennett

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  23. Chilly Beach Season 1 Episode 24 - Brother's Day
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    #23 - Brother's Day

    S1:E24

    It's Dale's birthday and he thinks no one remembered. However he gets a surprise when his older more successful brother Dave comes to town.

    Directors:Edin Ibric, Michael Stuart Bass
    Writer:Dave Dias

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  24. Chilly Beach Season 1 Episode 25 - Super Zeroes
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    #24 - Super Zeroes

    S1:E25

    Dale and Frank discover that there perks in being "superheroes" but they soon find out that with great power comes great responsibility.

    Director:Michael Stuart Bass
    Writers:Daniel Franklin, Adam Richmond

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  25. Chilly Beach Season 1 Episode 26 - Slushbucklers
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    #25 - Slushbucklers

    S1:E26

    After the antiques show comes to Chilly Beach Jacques discovers that he is a cursed ancestor of the pirate "Blackboard".

    Director:Michael Stuart Bass
    Writer:Paul Quarrington

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Worst Episodes Summary

"Separation Anxiety" is the worst rated episode of "Chilly Beach". It scored /10 based on 0 votes. Directed by Michael Stuart Bass and written by Doug Sinclair, it aired on 9/3/2003. This episode scored 0.0 points lower than the second lowest rated, "Invasion of the Beer Snatchers".