Rusty sells his soul to the devil for guitar playing skills.

When Dan Halen offers a reward for the rare 'deep fried pine booby', Early goes on the hunt.

Rusty's new party business is disrupted by Early

After the Cuyler home ends up in an intergalactic "car wreck", Early finds a new friend in the alien, Lerm.

Early tries to out-trick the Tricky Two numbers. Results include Rusty's eye being ripped out and Granny being ripped in half.

Early goes to church wearing a giant foam penis hat and tries to steal a speaker. But when the speaker falls on him, he miraculously lives through it, and swears to praise the lord in every way.

Sheriff hires Granny and Early as greeters in Dan Halen's new Ball Mart super store.

Early trades his legs.

Rusty discovers a world of digital wonder when he mashes buttons on a PDA given to him by the Sheriff.

Early concocts a popular new beverage.

Early buys a "hog lagoon", a range where he lets people shoot at the local porkers for a fee. But when he can't pay off Dan Halen's monthly payment of $60, he has Lil cook up some Meth.

Early attempts to find liquor on Sunday. Dan Halen creates clones to landslide Proposition 421.

Early gets a lifelong friend as a result of Lil's failure to use condoms.

Jealousy sparks industry sparks grave robbery sparks the apocalypse.

Early and Sheriff reach a crossroads.

Early, Rusty, and Sheriff head over to Atlanta to see the famous corner where Kenny stood with the Six Pack.

Early teaches Rusty that life is a game and first place is sex.

A news magazine interviews and profiles the achievements and scandals of Dan Halen.

The discovery of Lil's secret drug operation brings widespread panic to Dougal County.

Early's addiction to asbestos hats gives him a terminal disease, and the Sheriff decides to let Early have his last wishes granted.

Early attacks and nealy kills a radio announcer that upsets him. He ends up taking the announcers job and takes the title "Big E". He ends up losing the job when the announcer gets out of the hospital and shoots him in the face during a book signing.

Dan Halen is disappointed to discover financial bankruptcy is not as good as moral bankruptcy

A social media stunt almost takes Sheriff's life.

Early seeks employment in a difficult job market.

After a debilitating sports injury, Rusty is home schooled by Early.