Rusty sells his soul to the devil for guitar playing skills.

When Dan Halen offers a reward for the rare 'deep fried pine booby', Early goes on the hunt.

After the Cuyler home ends up in an intergalactic "car wreck", Early finds a new friend in the alien, Lerm.

Rusty discovers a world of digital wonder when he mashes buttons on a PDA given to him by the Sheriff.

Early gets a lifelong friend as a result of Lil's failure to use condoms.

The discovery of Lil's secret drug operation brings widespread panic to Dougal County.

Early teaches Rusty that life is a game and first place is sex.

A news magazine interviews and profiles the achievements and scandals of Dan Halen.

A very special Squidbillies musical in which Early and the rest of the group sing about how much they love the USA. First half-hour episode.

Dan Halen covers the town in a cloud of "Ice Wind", his new body spray. Meanwhile, the Sheriff takes up blogging and training for strongman competitions.

After the Sheriff learns from TV that the mud squid are an endangered species, he decides it's his sworn duty to protect the Cuyler family.

After the squids' house catches on fire, the Sheriff assesses the damage and investigates the fire's origin.

Early's passion for Krystal spikes after she wins the lottery.

Early protects menial American jobs from the Mexicans willing to do them.

The Sheriff goes deep undercover to apprehend his most wanted man.

The squids debate fracture mining.

Justice is served, mayo free.

Rusty discovers the joy of crashing cars, and agrees to face the "Bashitizing Smashmaster" for a chance to win an iPod.

The apocalypse comes to rural Georgia.

Rusty discovers that steroids have no negative repercussions.

Early learns the importance of family, and profiting off them.

When the media sensationalizes his son’s disappearance, Early finds the coverage to be sensational.

A new judge sets out to punish criminals.

After seeing Early's pitiful chickens, Dan Halen sets out to create the perfect chicken.

Dan Halen is possessed by a demon and builds a human sacrifice theme park mountain.