When Dan Halen offers a reward for the rare 'deep fried pine booby', Early goes on the hunt.

Rusty sells his soul to the devil for guitar playing skills.

After the Cuyler home ends up in an intergalactic "car wreck", Early finds a new friend in the alien, Lerm.

Rusty discovers a world of digital wonder when he mashes buttons on a PDA given to him by the Sheriff.

Sheriff hires Granny and Early as greeters in Dan Halen's new Ball Mart super store.

Jealousy sparks industry sparks grave robbery sparks the apocalypse.

Early gets a lifelong friend as a result of Lil's failure to use condoms.

Early's addiction to asbestos hats gives him a terminal disease, and the Sheriff decides to let Early have his last wishes granted.

Early attacks and nealy kills a radio announcer that upsets him. He ends up taking the announcers job and takes the title "Big E". He ends up losing the job when the announcer gets out of the hospital and shoots him in the face during a book signing.

Dan Halen covers the town in a cloud of "Ice Wind", his new body spray. Meanwhile, the Sheriff takes up blogging and training for strongman competitions.

Early teaches Rusty that life is a game and first place is sex.

A news magazine interviews and profiles the achievements and scandals of Dan Halen.

After being challenged on his knowledge of trucking by Rusty, Early recounts his time as The Scrambler, a rebel trucker who took on trucking runs that "couldn't be done" for Dan Halen running toxic waste from Dougal County to Paris.

After the Sheriff learns from TV that the mud squid are an endangered species, he decides it's his sworn duty to protect the Cuyler family.

After the squids' house catches on fire, the Sheriff assesses the damage and investigates the fire's origin.

Early's passion for Krystal spikes after she wins the lottery.

Early protects menial American jobs from the Mexicans willing to do them.

The Sheriff goes deep undercover to apprehend his most wanted man.

Early steals granny's picture of Jesus and pretends to be him by hiding behind the picture while telling people what to do.

Rusty forms a bond with a magical snowman who sheds doubt on Early's parenting skills.

Early becomes addicted to a video poker machine.

Sheriff and Rusty set out to join Early's guys-only fishin' weekend.

Lil goes to drug rehab.

Scott Hilley dies.

Rusty discovers the joy of crashing cars, and agrees to face the "Bashitizing Smashmaster" for a chance to win an iPod.