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The Best Episodes of Squidbillies

Every episode of Squidbillies ranked from best to worst. Let's dive into the Best Episodes of Squidbillies!

Best episode
S3E5 Mephistopheles Traveled Below to a Southern State Whose Motto Is "Wisdom, Justice, and Moderation"
8.955 votes
Worst episode
S13E1 One Man Banned
3.6103 votes
Top season
Season 3
8.0avg
Binge time
1d 1h
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Episode Rankings

  1. #1 Fan Favorite
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    Squidbillies Season 3 Episode 5 - Mephistopheles Traveled Below to a Southern State Whose Motto Is "Wisdom, Justice, and Moderation"
    8.9/10(55 votes)

    S3:E5

    Rusty sells his soul to the devil for guitar playing skills.

    Director:Unknown
    Writers:Dave Willis, Jim Fortier

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  2. Squidbillies Season 3 Episode 15 - Flight of the Deep Fried Pine Booby
    8.9/10(53 votes)

    S3:E15

    When Dan Halen offers a reward for the rare 'deep fried pine booby', Early goes on the hunt.

    Director:Unknown
    Writers:Dave Willis, Jim Fortier

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  3. Squidbillies Season 4 Episode 1 - Lerm
    8.6/10(49 votes)

    S4:E1

    After the Cuyler home ends up in an intergalactic "car wreck", Early finds a new friend in the alien, Lerm.

    Director:Unknown
    Writers:Dave Willis, Jim Fortier

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  4. Squidbillies Season 12 Episode 9 - Events By Russell
    8.8/10(29 votes)

    S12:E9

    Rusty's new party business is disrupted by Early

    Director:Unknown
    Writers:Dave Willis, Jim Fortier, Alan Steadman

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  5. Squidbillies Season 2 Episode 5 - Giant Foam Dickhat Trouble
    8.4/10(60 votes)

    S2:E5

    Early goes to church wearing a giant foam penis hat and tries to steal a speaker. But when the speaker falls on him, he miraculously lives through it, and swears to praise the lord in every way.

    Director:Unknown
    Writers:Dave Willis, Jim Fortier

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  6. Squidbillies Season 2 Episode 3 - Double Truckin' the Tricky Two
    8.4/10(54 votes)

    S2:E3

    Early tries to out-trick the Tricky Two numbers. Results include Rusty's eye being ripped out and Granny being ripped in half.

    Director:Unknown
    Writers:Dave Willis, Jim Fortier

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  7. Squidbillies Season 6 Episode 7 - Ballmart
    8.4/10(49 votes)

    S6:E7

    Sheriff hires Granny and Early as greeters in Dan Halen's new Ball Mart super store.

    Director:Unknown
    Writers:Dave Willis, Jim Fortier, Casper Kelly

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  8. Squidbillies Season 9 Episode 2 - Limbitless
    8.5/10(34 votes)

    S9:E2

    Early trades his legs.

    Director:Unknown
    Writers:Dave Willis, Jim Fortier, Alan Steadman

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  9. Squidbillies Season 10 Episode 8 - Squash B'Gosh
    8.4/10(33 votes)

    S10:E8

    Jealousy sparks industry sparks grave robbery sparks the apocalypse.

    Director:Unknown
    Writers:Dave Willis, Jim Fortier

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  10. Squidbillies Season 3 Episode 1 - Webnecks
    8.3/10(47 votes)

    S3:E1

    Rusty discovers a world of digital wonder when he mashes buttons on a PDA given to him by the Sheriff.

    Director:Unknown
    Writers:Dave Willis, Jim Fortier

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  11. Squidbillies Season 1 Episode 6 - Office Politics Trouble
    8.2/10(72 votes)

    S1:E6

    Early concocts a popular new beverage.

    Director:Unknown
    Writers:Dave Willis, Jim Fortier

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  12. Squidbillies Season 2 Episode 1 - Government Brain Voodoo Trouble
    8.2/10(66 votes)

    S2:E1

    Early and Sheriff reach a crossroads.

    Director:Unknown
    Writers:Dave Willis, Jim Fortier

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  13. Squidbillies Season 2 Episode 6 - Meth O.D. to My Madness
    8.2/10(52 votes)

    S2:E6

    Early buys a "hog lagoon", a range where he lets people shoot at the local porkers for a fee. But when he can't pay off Dan Halen's monthly payment of $60, he has Lil cook up some Meth.

    Director:Unknown
    Writers:Dave Willis, Jim Fortier

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  14. Squidbillies Season 3 Episode 14 - Gimmicky Magazine Show Spoof Parody About Dan Halen
    8.2/10(46 votes)

    S3:E14

    A news magazine interviews and profiles the achievements and scandals of Dan Halen.

    Director:Unknown
    Writers:Dave Willis, Jim Fortier

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  15. Squidbillies Season 1 Episode 2 - Take This Job and Love It
    8.1/10(95 votes)

    S1:E2

    Early seeks employment in a difficult job market.

    Director:Unknown
    Writers:Dave Willis, Jim Fortier

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  16. Squidbillies Season 2 Episode 13 - A Sober Sunday
    8.2/10(44 votes)

    S2:E13

    Early attempts to find liquor on Sunday. Dan Halen creates clones to landslide Proposition 421.

    Director:Unknown
    Writers:Dave Willis, Jim Fortier

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  17. Squidbillies Season 3 Episode 7 - The Good One
    8.2/10(42 votes)

    S3:E7

    Early gets a lifelong friend as a result of Lil's failure to use condoms.

    Director:Unknown
    Writers:Dave Willis, Jim Fortier

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  18. Squidbillies Season 1 Episode 3 - School Days, Fool Days
    8.1/10(77 votes)

    S1:E3

    After a debilitating sports injury, Rusty is home schooled by Early.

    Director:Unknown
    Writers:Dave Willis, Jim Fortier

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  19. Squidbillies Season 5 Episode 1 - Need for Weed
    8.2/10(40 votes)

    S5:E1

    The discovery of Lil's secret drug operation brings Widespread Panic to Dougal County.

    Director:Unknown
    Writers:Dave Willis, Jim Fortier

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  20. Squidbillies Season 6 Episode 4 - Big E
    8.2/10(34 votes)

    S6:E4

    Early attacks and nealy kills a radio announcer that upsets him. He ends up taking the announcers job and takes the title "Big E". He ends up losing the job when the announcer gets out of the hospital and shoots him in the face during a book signing.

    Director:Unknown
    Writers:Dave Willis, Jim Fortier

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  21. Squidbillies Season 2 Episode 11 - Terminus Trouble
    8.1/10(55 votes)

    S2:E11

    Early, Rusty, and Sheriff head over to Atlanta to see the famous corner where Kenny stood with the Six Pack.

    Director:Unknown
    Writers:Dave Willis, Jim Fortier

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  22. Squidbillies Season 2 Episode 14 - Rebel with a Claus
    8.1/10(49 votes)

    S2:E14

    Early takes Santa hostage, and only a NASCAR legend can save him.

    Director:Unknown
    Writers:Dave Willis, Jim Fortier

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  23. Squidbillies Season 12 Episode 5 - Rich Dan, Poor Dan
    8.3/10(21 votes)

    S12:E5

    Dan Halen is disappointed to discover financial bankruptcy is not as good as moral bankruptcy

    Director:Unknown
    Writers:Dave Willis, Jim Fortier, Alan Steadman

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  24. Squidbillies Season 3 Episode 11 - The Unbearable Heatness of Fire
    8.1/10(39 votes)

    S3:E11

    After the squids' house catches on fire, the Sheriff assesses the damage and investigates the fire's origin.

    Director:Unknown
    Writers:Dave Willis, Jim Fortier

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  25. Squidbillies Season 6 Episode 1 - Asbestos I Can
    8.1/10(38 votes)

    S6:E1

    Early's addiction to asbestos hats gives him a terminal disease, and the Sheriff decides to let Early have his last wishes granted.

    Director:Unknown
    Writers:Dave Willis, Jim Fortier

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Best Episodes Summary

"Mephistopheles Traveled Below to a Southern State Whose Motto Is "Wisdom, Justice, and Moderation"" is the best rated episode of Squidbillies. It scored 8.9/10 from 55 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Dave Willis, Jim Fortier, it aired on February 17, 2008.

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