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All Episodes of Chocolate News

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All Episodes of Chocolate News

Chocolate News is a satirical news show hosted and head written by David Alan Grier with an emphasis on African American culture. The show aired...
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Season 1

  • Episode 1
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    Episode 1

    Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 10/15/2008

    David Alan Grier talks about the death of hip-hop and how it lost its mind; Maya Angelou talks about the poems she would read if either Barack Obama or John McCain would be elected; Chocolate News mourns the death of one of their, Roger Dunn, one of their investigative reporters and only white correspondent; the N-Word Peace Treaty breaks out into violence; and Chocolate News looks back at Luscious Trenton Johnson, the first black man to run for President.

    Director: Unknown

    Writer: Unknown

  • Episode 2
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    Episode 2

    Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 10/22/2008

    David Alan Grier gives a message to white America about electing a black president; thugs in the hood deal with the national gas shortage; boosting black participation in professional sports; racist voting machine.

    Director: Unknown

    Writer: Unknown

  • Episode 3
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    Episode 3

    Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 10/29/2008

    David tells famous black people what to do, until November 5th, to help get Barack Obama elected; a look into the Denegrofication Institue, where white family members can send their black acting family members; Donald Mayfield is profiled, the first African-American to appear in interracial adult films; Chocolate News investigates the phenomenon of "Fat Black Momma Syndrome"; and David hosts a roundtable discussion on who is more qualified to be President.

    Director: Unknown

    Writer: Unknown

  • Episode 4
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    Episode 4

    Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 11/5/2008

    David talks about Barack Obama being elected President and what he can do so he doesn't mess up for future black candidates; the story of Peanut Wiggins, a volunteer poll worker in Florida; the Ku Klux Klan talks about why they voted for Barack Obama; jazz musician Poots Walker, who can play the trumpet with his backside, is profiled; and minorities debate which is now the most oppressed.

    Director: Unknown

    Writer: Unknown

  • Episode 5
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    Episode 5

    Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 11/12/2008

    Thelonius Brown talks about how he's helping crack addicts become healthier; the shocking trend of African-American children disappearing, form the celebrities who adopted them, is investigated; Harland Mathers is profiled, a death row inmate who's last meal was an all you can eat buffet, that has lasted for over two years; and a look into how hockey has quadrupled it's African-American viewer ship.

    Director: Unknown

    Writer: Unknown

  • Episode 6
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    Episode 6

    Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired 11/19/2008

    Johnny Tapp, the principal of a high school, explains why he suspended the abstinence only program for a program that encourages the students to have sex; David Alan Grier learns the shocking truth about his family tree; Terry Slater is interviewed, a man who does reenactments of a slavery uprising; Laron and Dan Wainscott-Merkeson are profiled, conjoined twins, one Caucasian and the other African American.

    Director: Unknown

    Writer: Unknown

  • Episode 7
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    Episode 7

    Season 1 Episode 7 - Aired 11/26/2008

    Controversial rapper Fat Man is profiled, as he starts production on his Nickelodeon series; Darnell Royce, the creator of Ghetto Beat Down is interviewed, to talk about how he his being pushed out of the street fight video business; Thelonius Brown talks about his newest venture, exporting water from Africa; and a round-table discussion is held about why there isn't more retarded roles for African American actors.

    Director: Unknown

    Writer: Unknown

  • Episode 8
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    Episode 8

    Season 1 Episode 8 - Aired 12/3/2008

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    Director: Unknown

    Writer: Unknown

  • Episode 9
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    Episode 9

    Season 1 Episode 9 - Aired 12/10/2008

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    Director: Unknown

    Writer: Unknown

  • Episode 10
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    Episode 10

    Season 1 Episode 10 - Aired 12/17/2008

    LeRon Watkins is interviewed about how he'll turn around the prestigious African-American magazine Jet; James Green, a member of the Barack Obama transition team, tells how American people can get a job in the Obama Administration; a round table discussion is held about what the biggest story of 2008 is.

    Director: Unknown

    Writer: Unknown