Every season of Clarkson's Farm ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best seasons of Clarkson's Farm!

Jeremy Clarkson embarks on his path towards muddy misery and potential ruin by running his own farm

Tractoring

Jeremy decides to get a flock of sheep, not realising the added complications these high-maintenance animals will bring.

Sheeping

Jeremy Clarkson decides to open a farm shop to sell his own produce. This sounds like it should be easy. It isn't.

Shopping

Jeremy Clarkson decides to become a naturalist.

Wilding

As Covid-19 puts Britain on lockdown, Jeremy suddenly finds that his biggest worries aren't all related to the upcoming lambing season.

Pan (dem) icking

Jeremy discovers why British farmers are always complaining about the weather. It's mostly because it never does what they want it to do.

Melting

As the drought drags on and the harvest time gets closer, Jeremy and his motley crew have a fearsome list of jobs to complete.

Fluffing

After months of hard work Clarkson's farm arrives at a make or break moment; harvest time.

Harvesting

Jeremy Clarkson sets out to diversify, as a way of increasing his annual profit (£144 last year).

Surviving

Jeremy's new herd of cows settle in, but soon reject the fence that keeps them in.

Cowering

Faced with Council powers that be, Jeremy uses two of his greatest skills: diplomacy and respect for red tape.

Schmoozing

Jeremy Clarkson comes face to face with his nemesis: the badger.

Badgering

The day of the Council's decision on Jeremy's restaurant arrives.

Council-ing

The fall-out from the Council's decision continues to fall out.

Counselling

Jeremy's restaurant idea is re-born, and there's not a moment to waste.

Scheming

Secret preparations accelerate for the opening of Jeremy's restaurant.

Climaxing

We return to Diddly Squat to find the farm in turmoil. The Council has shut down the restaurant, the weather is making planting crops impossible and costs are on the up. Jeremy needs to formulate a new plan to get his farm through the year.

Unfarming

Jeremy sets to work getting the farm ready for its newest residents, some Sand and Black pigs. Meanwhile Kaleb is annoyed when he spots someone else drilling in his fields.

Porking

It's Christmas time on the farm and Kaleb gives Jeremy a festive surprise. However their relationship becomes strained as they bicker while getting on with the farms winter jobs.

Jobbing

Jeremy treats Kaleb to something he hopes will help with his farming, and Lisa and Jeremy discover just how tough being pig farmers can be.

Harrowing

Spring has sprung and rejuvinated Jeremy's farming the unfarmed idea, as he takes on multiple new projects to try and turn a profit from his unused land.. And there are some one week old arrivals to the farm to lift everyone's spirits.

Healing

Jeremy's mushroom empire begins to appear all consuming as he struggles to keep on top of his newest venture and Kaleb and Charlie are off to London for a very important meeting.

Mushrooming

Team Diddly assemble for a much needed building project and Jeremy brings in the Chairman of the British Deer Society to help with the deer management issues on the farm.

Parking

Harvest time arrives and is tenser than ever, as Jeremy and Kaleb find out how profitable both Jeremy's new projects and Kaleb's arable farming have been this year.

Calculating

Kaleb and Lisa are both away and Jeremy has been left to run the farm on his own. Help is soon needed, and the arrival of a new farmhand to ease the burden gives Jeremy space for some strategic thinking.

Solo-ing

Jeremy has found a promising pub, Diddly Squat’s newest arrival teaches him a thing or two about farming, and the ageing Lamborghini has competition.

Pubbing

Relentless wet weather puts the crop planting in crisis, Kaleb returns to find another farmer on his patch, and while his pub search continues, in an effort to dry the soil Jeremy gets to grips with a new piece of kit.

Crawling

There’s a big new arrival at the farm, a much smaller one down in the pig pens, and it looks as though the pub search might finally be over.

Cottaging

Follow Jeremy Clarkson as he embarks on his latest adventure, farming. The man who on several occasions claims to be allergic to manual labour takes on the most manually labour intensive job there is. What could possibly go wrong?

The Best Seasons of Clarkson's Farm

The Best Seasons of Clarkson's Farm

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