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The Worst Episodes of Clarkson's Farm

Follow Jeremy Clarkson as he embarks on his latest adventure, farming. The man who on several occasions claims to be allergic to manual labour takes...

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  1. Background image for Solo-ing
    8.2/10(769 votes)

    #1 - Solo-ing

    S4:E1

    Kaleb and Lisa are both away and Jeremy has been left to run the farm on his own. Help is soon needed, and the arrival of a new farmhand to ease the burden gives Jeremy space for some strategic thinking.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  2. Background image for Crawling
    8.3/10(587 votes)

    #2 - Crawling

    S4:E3

    Relentless wet weather puts the crop planting in crisis, Kaleb returns to find another farmer on his patch, and while his pub search continues, in an effort to dry the soil Jeremy gets to grips with a new piece of kit.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  3. Background image for Tractoring
    8.4/10(2.0k votes)

    #3 - Tractoring

    S1:E1

    Jeremy Clarkson embarks on his path towards muddy misery and potential ruin by running his own farm

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  4. Background image for Wilding
    8.5/10(1.7k votes)

    #4 - Wilding

    S1:E4

    Jeremy Clarkson decides to become a naturalist.

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  5. Background image for Melting
    8.5/10(1.6k votes)

    #5 - Melting

    S1:E6

    Jeremy discovers why British farmers are always complaining about the weather. It's mostly because it never does what they want it to do.

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  6. Background image for Surviving
    8.5/10(1.5k votes)

    #6 - Surviving

    S2:E1

    Jeremy Clarkson sets out to diversify, as a way of increasing his annual profit (£144 last year).

    Director:Will Yapp
    Writer:Unknown
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  8. Background image for Unfarming
    8.5/10(1.1k votes)

    #7 - Unfarming

    S3:E1

    We return to Diddly Squat to find the farm in turmoil. The Council has shut down the restaurant, the weather is making planting crops impossible and costs are on the up. Jeremy needs to formulate a new plan to get his farm through the year.

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  9. Background image for Pubbing
    8.5/10(687 votes)

    #8 - Pubbing

    S4:E2

    Jeremy has found a promising pub, Diddly Squat’s newest arrival teaches him a thing or two about farming, and the ageing Lamborghini has competition.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  10. Background image for Cottaging
    8.5/10(575 votes)

    #9 - Cottaging

    S4:E4

    There’s a big new arrival at the farm, a much smaller one down in the pig pens, and it looks as though the pub search might finally be over.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  11. Background image for Sheeping
    8.6/10(1.9k votes)

    #10 - Sheeping

    S1:E2

    Jeremy decides to get a flock of sheep, not realising the added complications these high-maintenance animals will bring.

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  12. Background image for Shopping
    8.6/10(1.7k votes)

    #11 - Shopping

    S1:E3

    Jeremy Clarkson decides to open a farm shop to sell his own produce. This sounds like it should be easy. It isn't.

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  13. Background image for Jobbing
    8.6/10(976 votes)

    #12 - Jobbing

    S3:E3

    It's Christmas time on the farm and Kaleb gives Jeremy a festive surprise. However their relationship becomes strained as they bicker while getting on with the farms winter jobs.

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  14. Background image for Healing
    8.6/10(873 votes)

    #13 - Healing

    S3:E5

    Spring has sprung and rejuvinated Jeremy's farming the unfarmed idea, as he takes on multiple new projects to try and turn a profit from his unused land.. And there are some one week old arrivals to the farm to lift everyone's spirits.

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  15. Background image for Parking
    8.6/10(852 votes)

    #14 - Parking

    S3:E7

    Team Diddly assemble for a much needed building project and Jeremy brings in the Chairman of the British Deer Society to help with the deer management issues on the farm.

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  16. Background image for Endgaming
    8.6/10(580 votes)

    #15 - Endgaming

    S4:E5

    It’s the middle of May, the livestock are heading out to graze, and while the goats are going high-tech, the cows are getting a bull-friend. If only progress with the pub was as positive.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  17. Background image for Fluffing
    8.7/10(1.6k votes)

    #16 - Fluffing

    S1:E7

    As the drought drags on and the harvest time gets closer, Jeremy and his motley crew have a fearsome list of jobs to complete.

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  18. Background image for Cowering
    8.7/10(1.4k votes)

    #17 - Cowering

    S2:E2

    Jeremy's new herd of cows settle in, but soon reject the fence that keeps them in.

    Director:Will Yapp
    Writer:Unknown
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  19. Background image for Badgering
    8.7/10(1.4k votes)

    #18 - Badgering

    S2:E4

    Jeremy Clarkson comes face to face with his nemesis: the badger.

    Director:Will Yapp
    Writer:Unknown
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  20. Background image for Pan (dem) icking
    8.8/10(1.7k votes)

    #19 - Pan (dem) icking

    S1:E5

    As Covid-19 puts Britain on lockdown, Jeremy suddenly finds that his biggest worries aren't all related to the upcoming lambing season.

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  21. Background image for Schmoozing
    8.8/10(1.4k votes)

    #20 - Schmoozing

    S2:E3

    Faced with Council powers that be, Jeremy uses two of his greatest skills: diplomacy and respect for red tape.

    Director:Will Yapp
    Writer:Unknown
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  22. Background image for Porking
    8.8/10(1.0k votes)

    #21 - Porking

    S3:E2

    Jeremy sets to work getting the farm ready for its newest residents, some Sand and Black pigs. Meanwhile Kaleb is annoyed when he spots someone else drilling in his fields.

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  23. Background image for Mushrooming
    8.8/10(869 votes)

    #22 - Mushrooming

    S3:E6

    Jeremy's mushroom empire begins to appear all consuming as he struggles to keep on top of his newest venture and Kaleb and Charlie are off to London for a very important meeting.

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  24. Background image for Splurging
    8.8/10(588 votes)

    #23 - Splurging

    S4:E6

    With his pub plan finally taking shape, Jeremy heads to his first cattle market to buy up some beef. But calling in the experts to help get the pub off the ground, Jeremy soon discovers the costs are only just beginning.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  25. Background image for Hurrying
    8.8/10(536 votes)

    #24 - Hurrying

    S4:E7

    A diary cock-up turns the pub into a pressure cooker, and the start of the harvest runs Jeremy ragged. Team Diddly Squat will have to dig deep to get both across the line.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  26. Background image for Counselling
    8.9/10(1.3k votes)

    #25 - Counselling

    S2:E6

    The fall-out from the Council's decision continues to fall out.

    Director:Will Yapp
    Writer:Unknown
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Worst Episodes Summary

"Solo-ing" is the worst rated episode of "Clarkson's Farm". It scored 8.2/10 based on 769 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 5/23/2025. This episode scored 0.1 points lower than the second lowest rated, "Crawling".