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The Worst Episodes of Clarkson's Farm

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Follow Jeremy Clarkson as he embarks on his latest adventure, farming. The man who on several occasions claims to be allergic to manual labour takes on the most manually labour intensive job there is. What

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  1. #1 Worst Episode
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    Clarkson's Farm Season 4 Episode 1 - Solo-ing
    8.2/10(1130 votes)

    #1 - Solo-ing

    S4:E1

    Kaleb and Lisa are both away and Jeremy has been left to run the farm on his own. Help is soon needed, and the arrival of a new farmhand to ease the burden gives Jeremy space for some strategic thinking.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  2. Clarkson's Farm Season 4 Episode 3 - Crawling
    8.3/10(916 votes)

    #2 - Crawling

    S4:E3

    Relentless wet weather puts the crop planting in crisis, Kaleb returns to find another farmer on his patch, and while his pub search continues, in an effort to dry the soil Jeremy gets to grips with a new piece of kit.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  3. Clarkson's Farm Season 1 Episode 1 - Tractoring
    8.4/10(2431 votes)

    #3 - Tractoring

    S1:E1

    Jeremy Clarkson embarks on his path towards muddy misery and potential ruin by running his own farm.

    Director:Gavin Whitehead
    Writer:Jeremy Clarkson

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  4. Clarkson's Farm Season 4 Episode 4 - Cottaging
    8.4/10(904 votes)

    #4 - Cottaging

    S4:E4

    There’s a big new arrival at the farm, a much smaller one down in the pig pens, and it looks as though the pub search might finally be over.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  5. Clarkson's Farm Season 1 Episode 4 - Wilding
    8.5/10(1947 votes)

    #5 - Wilding

    S1:E4

    Jeremy Clarkson decides to become a naturalist.

    Director:Gavin Whitehead
    Writer:Jeremy Clarkson

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  6. Clarkson's Farm Season 1 Episode 6 - Melting
    8.5/10(1834 votes)

    #6 - Melting

    S1:E6

    Jeremy discovers why British farmers are always complaining about the weather. It's mostly because it never does what they want it to do.

    Director:Gavin Whitehead
    Writer:Jeremy Clarkson

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  7. Clarkson's Farm Season 2 Episode 1 - Surviving
    8.5/10(1792 votes)

    #7 - Surviving

    S2:E1

    Jeremy Clarkson sets out to diversify, as a way of increasing his annual profit (£144 last year).

    Director:Will Yapp
    Writer:Unknown

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  8. Clarkson's Farm Season 3 Episode 1 - Unfarming
    8.5/10(1349 votes)

    #8 - Unfarming

    S3:E1

    We return to Diddly Squat to find the farm in turmoil. The Council has shut down the restaurant, the weather is making planting crops impossible and costs are on the up. Jeremy needs to formulate a new plan to get his farm through the year.

    Director:Kit Lynch-Robinson
    Writer:Unknown

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  9. Clarkson's Farm Season 4 Episode 2 - Pubbing
    8.5/10(1016 votes)

    #9 - Pubbing

    S4:E2

    Jeremy has found a promising pub, Diddly Squat’s newest arrival teaches him a thing or two about farming, and the ageing Lamborghini has competition.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  10. Clarkson's Farm Season 5 Episode 1 - Operating
    8.5/10(1038 votes)

    #10 - Operating

    S5:E1

    A health scare sees Jeremy looking for ways to make life at Diddly Squat less stressful. A new breed of sheep might help, but his new pub might not.

    Director:Kit Lynch-Robinson
    Writer:Jeremy Clarkson

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  11. Clarkson's Farm Season 5 Episode 2 - Storming
    8.5/10(960 votes)

    #11 - Storming

    S5:E2

    Jeremy hatches a plan for the pub's first festive season, kicking off in style when the Farmer's Dog hosts a gig by one of Ireland's biggest bands. Elsewhere, farmers from across the UK gather to protest the government's latest tax hikes.

    Director:Kit Lynch-Robinson
    Writer:Jeremy Clarkson

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  12. Clarkson's Farm Season 1 Episode 2 - Sheeping
    8.6/10(2177 votes)

    #12 - Sheeping

    S1:E2

    Jeremy decides to get a flock of sheep, not realising the added complications these high-maintenance animals will bring.

    Director:Gavin Whitehead
    Writer:Jeremy Clarkson

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  13. Clarkson's Farm Season 1 Episode 3 - Shopping
    8.6/10(2010 votes)

    #13 - Shopping

    S1:E3

    Jeremy Clarkson decides to open a farm shop to sell his own produce. This sounds like it should be easy. It isn't.

    Director:Gavin Whitehead
    Writer:Jeremy Clarkson

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  14. Clarkson's Farm Season 3 Episode 3 - Jobbing
    8.6/10(1214 votes)

    #14 - Jobbing

    S3:E3

    It's Christmas time on the farm and Kaleb gives Jeremy a festive surprise. However their relationship becomes strained as they bicker while getting on with the farms winter jobs.

    Director:Kit Lynch-Robinson
    Writer:Unknown

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  15. Clarkson's Farm Season 3 Episode 5 - Healing
    8.6/10(1108 votes)

    #15 - Healing

    S3:E5

    Spring has sprung and rejuvinated Jeremy's farming the unfarmed idea, as he takes on multiple new projects to try and turn a profit from his unused land.. And there are some one week old arrivals to the farm to lift everyone's spirits.

    Director:Kit Lynch-Robinson
    Writer:Unknown

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  16. Clarkson's Farm Season 3 Episode 7 - Parking
    8.6/10(1087 votes)

    #16 - Parking

    S3:E7

    Team Diddly assemble for a much needed building project and Jeremy brings in the Chairman of the British Deer Society to help with the deer management issues on the farm.

    Director:Kit Lynch-Robinson
    Writer:Unknown

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  17. Clarkson's Farm Season 4 Episode 5 - Endgaming
    8.6/10(917 votes)

    #17 - Endgaming

    S4:E5

    It’s the middle of May, the livestock are heading out to graze, and while the goats are going high-tech, the cows are getting a bull-friend. If only progress with the pub was as positive.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  18. Clarkson's Farm Season 5 Episode 5 - Decapitating
    8.6/10(771 votes)

    #18 - Decapitating

    S5:E5

    Diddly Squat 2.0 continues to take shape with a new farm office and the arrival of a droid. The snails, meanwhile, have been getting along famously, and the cows are due to give birth any day.

    Director:Kit Lynch-Robinson
    Writer:Jeremy Clarkson

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  19. Clarkson's Farm Season 1 Episode 7 - Fluffing
    8.7/10(1821 votes)

    #19 - Fluffing

    S1:E7

    As the drought drags on and the harvest time gets closer, Jeremy and his motley crew have a fearsome list of jobs to complete.

    Director:Gavin Whitehead
    Writer:Jeremy Clarkson

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  20. Clarkson's Farm Season 2 Episode 2 - Cowering
    8.7/10(1673 votes)

    #20 - Cowering

    S2:E2

    Jeremy's new herd of cows settle in, but soon reject the fence that keeps them in.

    Director:Will Yapp
    Writer:Unknown

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  21. Clarkson's Farm Season 2 Episode 3 - Schmoozing
    8.7/10(1619 votes)

    #21 - Schmoozing

    S2:E3

    Faced with Council powers that be, Jeremy uses two of his greatest skills: diplomacy and respect for red tape.

    Director:Will Yapp
    Writer:Unknown

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  22. Clarkson's Farm Season 2 Episode 4 - Badgering
    8.7/10(1592 votes)

    #22 - Badgering

    S2:E4

    Jeremy Clarkson comes face to face with his nemesis: the badger.

    Director:Will Yapp
    Writer:Unknown

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  23. Clarkson's Farm Season 3 Episode 2 - Porking
    8.7/10(1272 votes)

    #23 - Porking

    S3:E2

    Jeremy sets to work getting the farm ready for its newest residents, some Sand and Black pigs. Meanwhile Kaleb is annoyed when he spots someone else drilling in his fields.

    Director:Kit Lynch-Robinson
    Writer:Unknown

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  24. Clarkson's Farm Season 4 Episode 7 - Hurrying
    8.7/10(880 votes)

    #24 - Hurrying

    S4:E7

    A diary cock-up turns the pub into a pressure cooker, and the start of the harvest runs Jeremy ragged. Team Diddly Squat will have to dig deep to get both across the line.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  25. Clarkson's Farm Season 5 Episode 6 - Frazzling
    8.7/10(748 votes)

    #25 - Frazzling

    S5:E6

    Diddly Squat is basking in a sunny spell. There're baby animals aplenty, the high-tech crops are coming along nicely and there's a big night at the pub to look forward to. The only question is, when does a sunny spell become a drought?

    Director:Kit Lynch-Robinson
    Writer:Jeremy Clarkson

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Worst Episodes Summary

"Solo-ing" is the worst rated episode of "Clarkson's Farm". It scored 8.2/10 based on 1130 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 5/23/2025. This episode scored 0.1 points lower than the second lowest rated, "Crawling".