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The Worst Episodes of Clarkson's Farm

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  1. #1 Worst Episode
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    Clarkson's Farm Season 5 Episode 2 - Storming
    7.4/10(785 votes)

    #1 - Storming

    S5:E2

    Jeremy hatches a plan for the pub's first festive season, kicking off in style when the Farmer's Dog hosts a gig by one of Ireland's biggest bands. Elsewhere, farmers from across the UK gather to protest the government's latest tax hikes.

    Director:Kit Lynch-Robinson
    Writer:Jeremy Clarkson

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  2. Clarkson's Farm Season 4 Episode 2 - Pubbing
    7.8/10(953 votes)

    #2 - Pubbing

    S4:E2

    Jeremy has found a promising pub, Diddly Squat’s newest arrival teaches him a thing or two about farming, and the ageing Lamborghini has competition.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  3. Clarkson's Farm Season 4 Episode 3 - Crawling
    7.8/10(852 votes)

    #3 - Crawling

    S4:E3

    Relentless wet weather puts the crop planting in crisis, Kaleb returns to find another farmer on his patch, and while his pub search continues, in an effort to dry the soil Jeremy gets to grips with a new piece of kit.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  4. Clarkson's Farm Season 4 Episode 5 - Endgaming
    7.8/10(849 votes)

    #4 - Endgaming

    S4:E5

    It’s the middle of May, the livestock are heading out to graze, and while the goats are going high-tech, the cows are getting a bull-friend. If only progress with the pub was as positive.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  5. Clarkson's Farm Season 4 Episode 6 - Splurging
    7.9/10(859 votes)

    #5 - Splurging

    S4:E6

    With his pub plan finally taking shape, Jeremy heads to his first cattle market to buy up some beef. But calling in the experts to help get the pub off the ground, Jeremy soon discovers the costs are only just beginning.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  6. Clarkson's Farm Season 4 Episode 1 - Solo-ing
    8.0/10(1057 votes)

    #6 - Solo-ing

    S4:E1

    Kaleb and Lisa are both away and Jeremy has been left to run the farm on his own. Help is soon needed, and the arrival of a new farmhand to ease the burden gives Jeremy space for some strategic thinking.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  7. Clarkson's Farm Season 4 Episode 4 - Cottaging
    8.0/10(839 votes)

    #7 - Cottaging

    S4:E4

    There’s a big new arrival at the farm, a much smaller one down in the pig pens, and it looks as though the pub search might finally be over.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  8. Clarkson's Farm Season 5 Episode 5 - Decapitating
    8.0/10(599 votes)

    #8 - Decapitating

    S5:E5

    Diddly Squat 2.0 continues to take shape with a new farm office and the arrival of a droid. The snails, meanwhile, have been getting along famously, and the cows are due to give birth any day.

    Director:Kit Lynch-Robinson
    Writer:Jeremy Clarkson

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  9. Clarkson's Farm Season 1 Episode 2 - Sheeping
    8.1/10(2094 votes)

    #9 - Sheeping

    S1:E2

    Jeremy decides to get a flock of sheep, not realising the added complications these high-maintenance animals will bring.

    Director:Gavin Whitehead
    Writer:Jeremy Clarkson

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  10. Clarkson's Farm Season 1 Episode 5 - Pan (dem) icking
    8.1/10(1900 votes)

    #10 - Pan (dem) icking

    S1:E5

    As Covid-19 puts Britain on lockdown, Jeremy suddenly finds that his biggest worries aren't all related to the upcoming lambing season.

    Director:Gavin Whitehead
    Writer:Jeremy Clarkson

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  11. Clarkson's Farm Season 4 Episode 7 - Hurrying
    8.2/10(812 votes)

    #11 - Hurrying

    S4:E7

    A diary cock-up turns the pub into a pressure cooker, and the start of the harvest runs Jeremy ragged. Team Diddly Squat will have to dig deep to get both across the line.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  12. Clarkson's Farm Season 4 Episode 8 - Landlording
    8.2/10(940 votes)

    #12 - Landlording

    S4:E8

    It’s bank holiday weekend and the pub opens for business. Whether it stays open for business is another matter. Back at Diddly Squat, the harvest results come in and the curtain falls on another farming year.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  13. Clarkson's Farm Season 1 Episode 4 - Wilding
    8.3/10(1870 votes)

    #13 - Wilding

    S1:E4

    Jeremy Clarkson decides to become a naturalist.

    Director:Gavin Whitehead
    Writer:Jeremy Clarkson

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  14. Clarkson's Farm Season 1 Episode 6 - Melting
    8.3/10(1761 votes)

    #14 - Melting

    S1:E6

    Jeremy discovers why British farmers are always complaining about the weather. It's mostly because it never does what they want it to do.

    Director:Gavin Whitehead
    Writer:Jeremy Clarkson

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  15. Clarkson's Farm Season 1 Episode 7 - Fluffing
    8.3/10(1749 votes)

    #15 - Fluffing

    S1:E7

    As the drought drags on and the harvest time gets closer, Jeremy and his motley crew have a fearsome list of jobs to complete.

    Director:Gavin Whitehead
    Writer:Jeremy Clarkson

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  16. Clarkson's Farm Season 2 Episode 1 - Surviving
    8.3/10(1724 votes)

    #16 - Surviving

    S2:E1

    Jeremy Clarkson sets out to diversify, as a way of increasing his annual profit (£144 last year).

    Director:Will Yapp
    Writer:Unknown

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  17. Clarkson's Farm Season 3 Episode 1 - Unfarming
    8.3/10(1279 votes)

    #17 - Unfarming

    S3:E1

    We return to Diddly Squat to find the farm in turmoil. The Council has shut down the restaurant, the weather is making planting crops impossible and costs are on the up. Jeremy needs to formulate a new plan to get his farm through the year.

    Director:Kit Lynch-Robinson
    Writer:Unknown

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  18. Clarkson's Farm Season 3 Episode 7 - Parking
    8.3/10(1033 votes)

    #18 - Parking

    S3:E7

    Team Diddly assemble for a much needed building project and Jeremy brings in the Chairman of the British Deer Society to help with the deer management issues on the farm.

    Director:Kit Lynch-Robinson
    Writer:Unknown

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  19. Clarkson's Farm Season 1 Episode 1 - Tractoring
    8.4/10(2328 votes)

    #19 - Tractoring

    S1:E1

    Jeremy Clarkson embarks on his path towards muddy misery and potential ruin by running his own farm.

    Director:Gavin Whitehead
    Writer:Jeremy Clarkson

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  20. Clarkson's Farm Season 1 Episode 3 - Shopping
    8.4/10(1930 votes)

    #20 - Shopping

    S1:E3

    Jeremy Clarkson decides to open a farm shop to sell his own produce. This sounds like it should be easy. It isn't.

    Director:Gavin Whitehead
    Writer:Jeremy Clarkson

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  21. Clarkson's Farm Season 2 Episode 3 - Schmoozing
    8.4/10(1559 votes)

    #21 - Schmoozing

    S2:E3

    Faced with Council powers that be, Jeremy uses two of his greatest skills: diplomacy and respect for red tape.

    Director:Will Yapp
    Writer:Unknown

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  22. Clarkson's Farm Season 3 Episode 3 - Jobbing
    8.4/10(1159 votes)

    #22 - Jobbing

    S3:E3

    It's Christmas time on the farm and Kaleb gives Jeremy a festive surprise. However their relationship becomes strained as they bicker while getting on with the farms winter jobs.

    Director:Kit Lynch-Robinson
    Writer:Unknown

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  23. Clarkson's Farm Season 5 Episode 6 - Frazzling
    8.4/10(568 votes)

    #23 - Frazzling

    S5:E6

    Diddly Squat is basking in a sunny spell. There're baby animals aplenty, the high-tech crops are coming along nicely and there's a big night at the pub to look forward to. The only question is, when does a sunny spell become a drought?

    Director:Kit Lynch-Robinson
    Writer:Jeremy Clarkson

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  24. Clarkson's Farm Season 5 Episode 7 - Sickening
    8.4/10(604 votes)

    #24 - Sickening

    S5:E7

    Jeremy busies himself with a project close to his heart, inviting over a local birdlife expert to offer advice on how Diddly Squat can be more friendly to its winged residents. And while things get heated when that advice clashes Kaleb's tried-and-tested farming ways, all is soon forgotten when - with the harvest looming - the farm is rocked by some devastating news.

    Director:Kit Lynch-Robinson
    Writer:Jeremy Clarkson

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  25. Clarkson's Farm Season 2 Episode 2 - Cowering
    8.5/10(1613 votes)

    #25 - Cowering

    S2:E2

    Jeremy's new herd of cows settle in, but soon reject the fence that keeps them in.

    Director:Will Yapp
    Writer:Unknown

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Worst Episodes Summary

"Storming" is the worst rated episode of "Clarkson's Farm". It scored 7.4/10 based on 785 votes. Directed by Kit Lynch-Robinson and written by Jeremy Clarkson, it aired on 6/3/2026. This episode scored 0.4 points lower than the second lowest rated, "Pubbing".