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The Worst Episodes of Clarkson's Farm

Follow Jeremy Clarkson as he embarks on his latest adventure, farming. The man who on several occasions claims to be allergic to manual labour takes...

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  1. Background image for Crawling
    7.0/10(1 votes)

    #1 - Crawling

    S4:E3

    Relentless wet weather puts the crop planting in crisis, Kaleb returns to find another farmer on his patch, and while his pub search continues, in an effort to dry the soil Jeremy gets to grips with a new piece of kit.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  2. Background image for Cottaging
    7.0/10(1 votes)

    #2 - Cottaging

    S4:E4

    There’s a big new arrival at the farm, a much smaller one down in the pig pens, and it looks as though the pub search might finally be over.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  3. Background image for Solo-ing
    8.3/10(253 votes)

    #3 - Solo-ing

    S4:E1

    Kaleb and Lisa are both away and Jeremy has been left to run the farm on his own. Help is soon needed, and the arrival of a new farmhand to ease the burden gives Jeremy space for some strategic thinking.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  4. Background image for Tractoring
    8.4/10(1.9k votes)

    #4 - Tractoring

    S1:E1

    Jeremy Clarkson embarks on his path towards muddy misery and potential ruin by running his own farm

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    Director:Unknown
  5. Background image for Wilding
    8.5/10(1.6k votes)

    #5 - Wilding

    S1:E4

    Jeremy Clarkson decides to become a naturalist.

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    Director:Unknown
  6. Background image for Melting
    8.5/10(1.5k votes)

    #6 - Melting

    S1:E6

    Jeremy discovers why British farmers are always complaining about the weather. It's mostly because it never does what they want it to do.

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    Director:Unknown
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  8. Background image for Surviving
    8.5/10(1.5k votes)

    #7 - Surviving

    S2:E1

    Jeremy Clarkson sets out to diversify, as a way of increasing his annual profit (£144 last year).

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    Director:Will Yapp
    Writer:Unknown
  9. Background image for Sheeping
    8.6/10(1.8k votes)

    #8 - Sheeping

    S1:E2

    Jeremy decides to get a flock of sheep, not realising the added complications these high-maintenance animals will bring.

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    Director:Unknown
  10. Background image for Shopping
    8.6/10(1.6k votes)

    #9 - Shopping

    S1:E3

    Jeremy Clarkson decides to open a farm shop to sell his own produce. This sounds like it should be easy. It isn't.

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    Director:Unknown
  11. Background image for Unfarming
    8.6/10(984 votes)

    #10 - Unfarming

    S3:E1

    We return to Diddly Squat to find the farm in turmoil. The Council has shut down the restaurant, the weather is making planting crops impossible and costs are on the up. Jeremy needs to formulate a new plan to get his farm through the year.

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  12. Background image for Jobbing
    8.6/10(886 votes)

    #11 - Jobbing

    S3:E3

    It's Christmas time on the farm and Kaleb gives Jeremy a festive surprise. However their relationship becomes strained as they bicker while getting on with the farms winter jobs.

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  13. Background image for Healing
    8.6/10(781 votes)

    #12 - Healing

    S3:E5

    Spring has sprung and rejuvinated Jeremy's farming the unfarmed idea, as he takes on multiple new projects to try and turn a profit from his unused land.. And there are some one week old arrivals to the farm to lift everyone's spirits.

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    8.6/10(756 votes)

    #13 - Parking

    S3:E7

    Team Diddly assemble for a much needed building project and Jeremy brings in the Chairman of the British Deer Society to help with the deer management issues on the farm.

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  15. Background image for Fluffing
    8.7/10(1.5k votes)

    #14 - Fluffing

    S1:E7

    As the drought drags on and the harvest time gets closer, Jeremy and his motley crew have a fearsome list of jobs to complete.

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    Director:Unknown
  16. Background image for Cowering
    8.7/10(1.4k votes)

    #15 - Cowering

    S2:E2

    Jeremy's new herd of cows settle in, but soon reject the fence that keeps them in.

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    Director:Will Yapp
    Writer:Unknown
  17. Background image for Pubbing
    8.7/10(195 votes)

    #16 - Pubbing

    S4:E2

    Jeremy has found a promising pub, Diddly Squat’s newest arrival teaches him a thing or two about farming, and the ageing Lamborghini has competition.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  18. Background image for Pan (dem) icking
    8.8/10(1.6k votes)

    #17 - Pan (dem) icking

    S1:E5

    As Covid-19 puts Britain on lockdown, Jeremy suddenly finds that his biggest worries aren't all related to the upcoming lambing season.

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    Director:Unknown
  19. Background image for Schmoozing
    8.8/10(1.3k votes)

    #18 - Schmoozing

    S2:E3

    Faced with Council powers that be, Jeremy uses two of his greatest skills: diplomacy and respect for red tape.

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    Director:Will Yapp
    Writer:Unknown
  20. Background image for Badgering
    8.8/10(1.3k votes)

    #19 - Badgering

    S2:E4

    Jeremy Clarkson comes face to face with his nemesis: the badger.

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    Director:Will Yapp
    Writer:Unknown
  21. Background image for Porking
    8.8/10(942 votes)

    #20 - Porking

    S3:E2

    Jeremy sets to work getting the farm ready for its newest residents, some Sand and Black pigs. Meanwhile Kaleb is annoyed when he spots someone else drilling in his fields.

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  22. Background image for Mushrooming
    8.8/10(776 votes)

    #21 - Mushrooming

    S3:E6

    Jeremy's mushroom empire begins to appear all consuming as he struggles to keep on top of his newest venture and Kaleb and Charlie are off to London for a very important meeting.

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  23. Background image for Counselling
    8.9/10(1.3k votes)

    #22 - Counselling

    S2:E6

    The fall-out from the Council's decision continues to fall out.

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    Director:Will Yapp
    Writer:Unknown
  24. Background image for Scheming
    9.0/10(1.3k votes)

    #23 - Scheming

    S2:E7

    Jeremy's restaurant idea is re-born, and there's not a moment to waste.

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    Director:Will Yapp
    Writer:Unknown
  25. Background image for Harrowing
    9.0/10(1.1k votes)

    #24 - Harrowing

    S3:E4

    Jeremy treats Kaleb to something he hopes will help with his farming, and Lisa and Jeremy discover just how tough being pig farmers can be.

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  26. Background image for Calculating
    9.0/10(876 votes)

    #25 - Calculating

    S3:E8

    Harvest time arrives and is tenser than ever, as Jeremy and Kaleb find out how profitable both Jeremy's new projects and Kaleb's arable farming have been this year.

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Worst Episodes Summary

"Crawling" is the worst rated episode of "Clarkson's Farm". It scored 7/10 based on 1 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 5/23/2025. This episode scored 0.0 points lower than the second lowest rated, "Cottaging".