The Worst Episodes of Clone High

Hoping to land a role on hit show Tropical Hospital, Harriet stages her new musical but must contend with Joan’s creative meddling.

Director: Mark Ackland

Writer: Matt Marshall

When a fire threatens to shut down the Grassy Knoll, a desperate Abe spearheads a campaign to rebuild the town’s beloved greasy diner and save Joan.

Director: Jack Shih

Writer: Jess Lamour

When a rumor derails Cleo’s bid for homecoming queen, Joan is forced to reconsider their lifelong rivalry for the sake of the school…and the world.

Director: Kristen Morrison

Writer: Judah Miller

Decades after they were frozen, Abe, JFK, Joan and Cleo are suddenly thrust into 2023, where they find it difficult to navigate new societal norms.

Director: Mark Ackland

Writer: Phil Lord, Christopher Miller, Erica Rivinoja

After returning from summer break, the students of Clone High become acquainted with their new science teacher, Professor Hirsute. Meanwhile, a newly friendless Joan receives an invite from the only club that will take her as a member.

Director: Jack Shih

Writer: Judah Miller

Candide’s crisis wreaks havoc, Joan doubts her relationship with JFK, Abe turns to Frida for advice and Harriet frets over a future as a #winemom.

Director: Jack Shih

Writer: Dannah Feinglass Phirman, Danielle Schneider

After the clones find themselves stranded in the desert, JFK experiences a heat-induced intellectual breakthrough, Abe faces a zombie horde, and Scudworth and Mr. B hit the big-time in Vegas.

Director: Kristen Morrison

Writer: Kyle Lau

While Clone High mourns a power couple breakup, Candide and Scudworth hatch a plan to reunite the pair with mandatory sex education, swarthy seamen, and some sensual sax solos.

Director: Jack Shih

Writer: Siena East

Attempting to repress her feelings for Abe, Joan finds solace in Harriet and Frida. Meanwhile, Confucius teaches JFK about the internet.

Director: Mark Ackland

Writer: Marlena Rodriguez

When Scudworth names Joan principal for the day, she tries to win her former friends back with an exclusive in-school soiree… that soon gets out of hand.

Director: Mark Ackland

Writer: Matt Marshall

As Operation Spread Eagle ends, the clones face a deadly college entrance exam. Estranged from JFK, Abe, and the rest of her friends, Joan decides to fend for herself while Scudworth and Mr. B crash The Board of Shadowy Figures’ Death Maze watch party.

Director: Mark Ackland

Writer: Mickey Jacobs, Judah Miller

Scudworth takes Frida under his wing, causing the would-be artist to consider a more lucrative career… in competitive snorkeling.

Director: Kristen Morrison

Writer: Erica Rivinoja, Matthew Kerr

Tensions mount on a ski trip to Avalanche Mountain, threatening love triangles, bromances… and Mr. B’s sanity.

Director: Kristen Morrison

Writer: Jess Lamour

Tasked with creating a new batch of clones, Scudworth and Mr. B realize they may be past their gravedigging prime. Then, Joan leads the charge to stop an illicit cemetery rendezvous before Abe loses everything… except his virginity.

Director: Mark Ackland

Writer: Kyle Lau

After Scudworth imposes mandatory Parent-Principal conferences on the student-body, Confucius enlists his feuding friends to fill in for his absentee foster parents. To win over Frida’s dad, Harriet helps give Cleo an epic make-under.

Director: Jack Shih

Writer: Mickey Jacobs

While Scudworth develops a plan to convert Clone High into a religious school, JFK seeks absolution for his philandering lifestyle from the Prayer Pals. Plagued with guilt after her tryst with Toussaint, Harriet turns to Joan – and the Lord – for advice.

Director: Mark Ackland

Writer: Siena East

As Valentine’s Day nears, Confucius and Joan con Harriet into thinking they’re a couple. Meanwhile, Scudworth swoons over an old nemesis.

Director: Jack Shih

Writer: Dannah Feinglass Phirman, Danielle Schneider

After noticing Scudworth’s stranger-than-usual behavior, the clones uncover a tale of rival theme parks, romance, and revenge… all within the pages of his diary.

Director: Kristen Morrison

Writer: Marlena Rodriguez

Joan, Abe, and the rest of the gang find themselves saddled with summer jobs at the theme park of Scudworth’s childhood dreams. Meanwhile, Candide’s plan to wipe Cloney Island off the map threatens the future of Clone High.

Director: Mark Ackland

Writer: Dannah Feinglass Phirman, Danielle Schneider, Judah Miller

After a fight with Scudworth, Mr. B prepares to leave Clone High for good — but not before telling Joan his epic backstory.

Director: Kristen Morrison

Writer: Erica Rivinoja, Dannah Feinglass Phirman, Danielle Schneider