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The Worst Episodes of Clone High

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Twenty years after they were frozen, Abe, Cleo, JFK, and Joan suddenly find themselves thrust into the modern world, where they must navigate a fresh batch of historical clones, dramatic love triangles, and a formidable

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  1. #1 Worst Episode
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    Clone High Season 1 Episode 5 - Some Talking but Mostly Songs
    4.5/10(2 votes)

    #1 - Some Talking but Mostly Songs

    S1:E5

    Hoping to land a role on hit show Tropical Hospital, Harriet stages her new musical but must contend with Joan’s creative meddling.

    Director:Mark Ackland
    Writer:Matt Marshall

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  2. Clone High Season 1 Episode 3 - Anxious Times at Clone High
    6.5/10(2 votes)

    #2 - Anxious Times at Clone High

    S1:E3

    Candide’s crisis wreaks havoc, Joan doubts her relationship with JFK, Abe turns to Frida for advice and Harriet frets over a future as a #winemom.

    Director:Jack Shih
    Writers:Dannah Feinglass Phirman, Danielle Schneider

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  3. Clone High Season 1 Episode 4 - The Crown: Joancoming: It's a Cleo Cleo Cleo Cleo World
    7.0/10(2 votes)

    #3 - The Crown: Joancoming: It's a Cleo Cleo Cleo Cleo World

    S1:E4

    When a rumor derails Cleo’s bid for homecoming queen, Joan is forced to reconsider their lifelong rivalry for the sake of the school…and the world.

    Director:Kristen Morrison
    Writer:Judah Miller

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  4. Clone High Season 1 Episode 6 - Saved by the Knoll
    7.0/10(1 votes)

    #4 - Saved by the Knoll

    S1:E6

    When a fire threatens to shut down the Grassy Knoll, a desperate Abe spearheads a campaign to rebuild the town’s beloved greasy diner and save Joan.

    Director:Jack Shih
    Writer:Jess Lamour

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  5. Clone High Season 1 Episode 10 - Clone Alone
    7.0/10(1 votes)

    #5 - Clone Alone

    S1:E10

    As Operation Spread Eagle ends, the clones face a deadly college entrance exam. Estranged from JFK, Abe, and the rest of her friends, Joan decides to fend for herself while Scudworth and Mr. B crash The Board of Shadowy Figures’ Death Maze watch party.

    Director:Mark Ackland
    Writers:Mickey Jacobs, Judah Miller

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  6. Clone High Season 2 Episode 1 - Blinded with Pseudoscience: Magnetic Distractions
    7.0/10(1 votes)

    #6 - Blinded with Pseudoscience: Magnetic Distractions

    S2:E1

    After returning from summer break, the students of Clone High become acquainted with their new science teacher, Professor Hirsute. Meanwhile, a newly friendless Joan receives an invite from the only club that will take her as a member.

    Director:Jack Shih
    Writer:Judah Miller

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  7. Clone High Season 2 Episode 2 - Don't You Get It? Sports Are Huge in This Town
    7.0/10(1 votes)

    #7 - Don't You Get It? Sports Are Huge in This Town

    S2:E2

    Scudworth takes Frida under his wing, causing the would-be artist to consider a more lucrative career… in competitive snorkeling.

    Director:Kristen Morrison
    Writers:Erica Rivinoja, Matthew Kerr

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  8. Clone High Season 2 Episode 4 - The Principal Principle: Sub Zero to Sub Hero
    7.0/10(1 votes)

    #8 - The Principal Principle: Sub Zero to Sub Hero

    S2:E4

    When Scudworth names Joan principal for the day, she tries to win her former friends back with an exclusive in-school soiree… that soon gets out of hand.

    Director:Mark Ackland
    Writer:Matt Marshall

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  9. Clone High Season 2 Episode 7 - Grave Mistakes: The Virgin Homicides
    7.0/10(1 votes)

    #9 - Grave Mistakes: The Virgin Homicides

    S2:E7

    Tasked with creating a new batch of clones, Scudworth and Mr. B realize they may be past their gravedigging prime. Then, Joan leads the charge to stop an illicit cemetery rendezvous before Abe loses everything… except his virginity.

    Director:Mark Ackland
    Writer:Kyle Lau

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  10. Clone High Season 2 Episode 8 - Cyranos: A Portmant-Opus
    7.0/10(1 votes)

    #10 - Cyranos: A Portmant-Opus

    S2:E8

    After Scudworth imposes mandatory Parent-Principal conferences on the student-body, Confucius enlists his feuding friends to fill in for his absentee foster parents. To win over Frida’s dad, Harriet helps give Cleo an epic make-under.

    Director:Jack Shih
    Writer:Mickey Jacobs

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  11. Clone High Season 2 Episode 10 - The Cloniest Place on Earth: Missile While You Work
    7.0/10(1 votes)

    #11 - The Cloniest Place on Earth: Missile While You Work

    S2:E10

    Joan, Abe, and the rest of the gang find themselves saddled with summer jobs at the theme park of Scudworth’s childhood dreams. Meanwhile, Candide’s plan to wipe Cloney Island off the map threatens the future of Clone High.

    Director:Mark Ackland
    Writers:Judah Miller, Dannah Feinglass Phirman, Danielle Schneider

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  12. Clone High Season 1 Episode 1 - Let's Try This Again
    8.0/10(2 votes)

    #12 - Let's Try This Again

    S1:E1

    Decades after they were frozen, Abe, JFK, Joan and Cleo are suddenly thrust into 2023, where they find it difficult to navigate new societal norms.

    Director:Mark Ackland
    Writers:Christopher Miller, Erica Rivinoja, Phil Lord

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  13. Clone High Season 1 Episode 2 - Sleepover
    8.0/10(2 votes)

    #13 - Sleepover

    S1:E2

    Attempting to repress her feelings for Abe, Joan finds solace in Harriet and Frida. Meanwhile, Confucius teaches JFK about the internet.

    Director:Mark Ackland
    Writer:Marlena Rodriguez

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  14. Clone High Season 1 Episode 7 - Spring Broken
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #14 - Spring Broken

    S1:E7

    After the clones find themselves stranded in the desert, JFK experiences a heat-induced intellectual breakthrough, Abe faces a zombie horde, and Scudworth and Mr. B hit the big-time in Vegas.

    Director:Kristen Morrison
    Writer:Kyle Lau

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  15. Clone High Season 1 Episode 8 - Sexy-Ed
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #15 - Sexy-Ed

    S1:E8

    While Clone High mourns a power couple breakup, Candide and Scudworth hatch a plan to reunite the pair with mandatory sex education, swarthy seamen, and some sensual sax solos.

    Director:Jack Shih
    Writer:Siena East

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  16. Clone High Season 1 Episode 9 - For Your Consideration
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #16 - For Your Consideration

    S1:E9

    After a fight with Scudworth, Mr. B prepares to leave Clone High for good — but not before telling Joan his epic backstory.

    Director:Kristen Morrison
    Writers:Erica Rivinoja, Dannah Feinglass Phirman, Danielle Schneider

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  17. Clone High Season 2 Episode 3 - Bible Humpers: A Much Needed Praycation
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #17 - Bible Humpers: A Much Needed Praycation

    S2:E3

    While Scudworth develops a plan to convert Clone High into a religious school, JFK seeks absolution for his philandering lifestyle from the Prayer Pals. Plagued with guilt after her tryst with Toussaint, Harriet turns to Joan – and the Lord – for advice.

    Director:Mark Ackland
    Writer:Siena East

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  18. Clone High Season 2 Episode 5 - Money Can Buy Me Love: Stupid Is as Cupid Does
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #18 - Money Can Buy Me Love: Stupid Is as Cupid Does

    S2:E5

    As Valentine’s Day nears, Confucius and Joan con Harriet into thinking they’re a couple. Meanwhile, Scudworth swoons over an old nemesis.

    Director:Jack Shih
    Writers:Dannah Feinglass Phirman, Danielle Schneider

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  19. Clone High Season 2 Episode 6 - Go Yell It on the Mountain: Snow Way Out
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #19 - Go Yell It on the Mountain: Snow Way Out

    S2:E6

    Tensions mount on a ski trip to Avalanche Mountain, threatening love triangles, bromances… and Mr. B’s sanity.

    Director:Kristen Morrison
    Writer:Jess Lamour

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  20. Clone High Season 2 Episode 9 - Cloney Island: Twist!
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #20 - Cloney Island: Twist!

    S2:E9

    After noticing Scudworth’s stranger-than-usual behavior, the clones uncover a tale of rival theme parks, romance, and revenge… all within the pages of his diary.

    Director:Kristen Morrison
    Writer:Marlena Rodriguez

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Worst Episodes Summary

"Some Talking but Mostly Songs" is the worst rated episode of "Clone High". It scored 4.5/10 based on 2 votes. Directed by Mark Ackland and written by Matt Marshall, it aired on 6/8/2023. This episode scored 2.0 points lower than the second lowest rated, "Anxious Times at Clone High".