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The Best Episodes of Cow and Chicken Season 3

Every episode of Cow and Chicken Season 3 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of Cow and Chicken Season 3!

Follows the surreal adventures of a cow, named Cow, and her chicken brother, named Chicken. They are often antagonized by "The Red Guy", who poses...
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Season 3 Ratings Summary

"Can Cow Come Out and Play?" is the best rated episode of "Cow and Chicken" season 3. It scored 6.3/10 based on 59 votes. Directed by David Feiss and written by Steve Marmel, David Feiss, it aired on 8/15/1998. This episode is rated 0.4 points higher than the second-best, "Horn Envy".

  • Can Cow Come Out and Play?
    6.3/1059 votes

    #1 - Can Cow Come Out and Play?

    Season 3 Episode 1 - Aired 8/15/1998

    The Red Guy is depressed because no one will play with him. After seeing Cow has Crabs the Warthog, he wants to play with her because he has Crabs's doll house. When he askes to play with Cow, she tells him not if he was the last man on earth. With that he locks the entire world in a trailer, and is the last man standing: but Cow still won't play with him.

    Director: David Feiss

    Writer: Steve Marmel, David Feiss

  • Horn Envy
    5.9/1060 votes

    #2 - Horn Envy

    Season 3 Episode 2 - Aired 8/15/1998

    Cow has a crush on Crag, the smartest kid in school, but is ignored by him. Her friends try to convince her that her horns are too small, so she tries every way to make them bigger by decorating them with coat hangers, paper masche, and even chocolate chip weenies. Cow later learns that Crag wasn't interest in Cow, because he had a crush on one of her friends.

    Director: David Feiss

    Writer: David Feiss, Michael Ryan

  • Goin' My Way?
    6.3/1060 votes

    #3 - Goin' My Way?

    Season 3 Episode 3 - Aired 8/22/1998

    While driving in the snow, Mom and Dad find The Red Guy who says he's heading ""home""; so Mom and Dad take him home with him, and immediately think of him has their new favorite son. Cow and Chicken work together to try to prove The Red Guy's a fraud.

    Director: David Feiss

    Writer: David Feiss, Michael Ryan

  • The Babysitter
    5.4/1092 votes

    #4 - The Babysitter

    Season 3 Episode 4 - Aired 8/22/1998

    Mom and Dad go out of town, leaving Cow as the babysitter, because she's the biggest, and not the oldest. Pretty soon, Chicken is at the mercy of his sister's babysitting technique: eating marshmallow soup for supper, doing homework with Crabs the Warthog doll, Piles the Beaver doll, and Manure the Bear doll, taking a bath and being scrubbed with dishsoap, and wearing diapers.

    Director: David Feiss

    Writer: Steve Marmel

  • Cow Fly
    6.1/1064 votes

    #5 - Cow Fly

    Season 3 Episode 5 - Aired 8/29/1998

    Cow is depressed because she has no friends: until she finds a fly in her room and befriends it. Pretty soon she and the fly are inseperable: until Chicken, Mom and Dad call in the fly exterminator.

    Director: David Feiss

    Writer: David Feiss, Michael Ryan

  • Where Am I?
    6.2/1058 votes

    #6 - Where Am I?

    Season 3 Episode 6 - Aired 8/29/1998

    Cow stays outside too late, and pretty soon finds herself lost in the woods, and tries to survive. She pretty soon comes to the conclusion that it's eat, or be eaten, so she puts on war paint, and finds a squirrel in a bush, she quickly eats. It turns out she was in the backyard all the time, and her imagination got the better of her.

    Director: David Feiss

    Writer: David Feiss, Michael Ryan

  • Sergeant Weenie Arms
    6.3/1062 votes

    #7 - Sergeant Weenie Arms

    Season 3 Episode 7 - Aired 9/26/1998

    After Earl gets the new Sergeant Weenie Arms action figure, he, Flem and Chicken go to Dead Skull Cave to meet the soldier himself, and become full-fledge weenie marines. After they do so, they learn that weenie marines are sissies. alias "Chickens Don't Fly"/"P.E."

    Director: David Feiss

    Writer: Maxwell Atoms

  • Sow & Chicken
    6.0/1057 votes

    #8 - Sow & Chicken

    Season 3 Episode 8 - Aired 9/5/1998

    Cow and Chicken get an unexpected visit from Cow's twin cousin, Sow (a pig with 8 teets). After Sow's first day at school, she causes chaos, and puts the blame on Cow. It's up to Cow to pull the plug on Sow's evil ways.

    Director: David Feiss

    Writer: Sherri Schrader

  • Me An' My Dog
    6.0/1057 votes

    #9 - Me An' My Dog

    Season 3 Episode 9 - Aired 9/12/1998

    Cow brings home an ""invisible"" dog, whom she dubs, Kevin. Pretty soon, she and Kevin are inseperable, but causes trouble with school and friends. After she enters Kevin in a dog show, and wins, Kevin ""runs away"". Afterwards, Cow finds Kevin, befriended an ""invisible"" homeless man.

    Director: David Feiss

    Writer: Michael Ryan, Pilar Menendez

  • Cow's Dream Catcher
    6.2/1063 votes

    #10 - Cow's Dream Catcher

    Season 3 Episode 10 - Aired 9/12/1998

    Cow tags along with Chicken, Flem, and Earl on their camping trip in the tree fort. Cow says that if Chicken, Flem, or Earl touch her dream catcher that they'll die. Chicken accidentally breaks her dream catcher, and soon, he, Flem and Earl are at the mercy of Cow's worst nightmare: The Milkman.

    Director: David Feiss

    Writer: Steve Marmel, David Feiss

  • Grandma at the Mall
    6.6/1059 votes

    #11 - Grandma at the Mall

    Season 3 Episode 11 - Aired 9/19/1998

    Grandma pays at visit to Cow and Chicken's house to take them to the mall with her. Her purpose for being at the mall: to look for a new grandpa, because she lost the old one. Chicken gives her the slip while he, Flem and Earl hang out at the concession stands.

    Director: David Feiss

    Writer: David Feiss, Michael Ryan

  • Chicken in the Bathroom
    6.4/1062 votes

    #12 - Chicken in the Bathroom

    Season 3 Episode 12 - Aired 11/1/1998

    Chicken refuses to take bath, so he just sits there in the empty tub, while Cow, Mom, and Dad try to make him take a bath so they can use the toilet.

    Director: David Feiss

    Writer: Jeff Kwitny

  • Chickens Don't Fly
    6.5/1058 votes

    #13 - Chickens Don't Fly

    Season 3 Episode 13 - Aired 9/26/1998

    Cow and Chicken are taking a trip all by themselves. Their taking an airplane. Once Chicken sees the actual plain, he starts to have anxiety attacks and believes that flying is a dangerous way to travel.

    Director: David Feiss

    Writer: Gary Wilson

  • P.E.
    NaN/100 votes

    #14 - P.E.

    Season 3 Episode 14 - Aired 9/26/1998

    P.E. Chicken, Flem, and Earl are finally 6th graders, and are ready for their first day at junior high. Once in their gym class they find it difficult to put up with a strict P.E. teacher, and bully twins.

    Director: David Feiss

    Writer: Steve Marmel, David Feiss

  • Playin' Hookie
    NaN/100 votes

    #15 - Playin' Hookie

    Season 3 Episode 15 - Aired 10/3/1998

    Cow and Chicken have a big test the next day at school but when Chicken forgets to study, he tries to fake all kinds of illnesses to avoid going to school. After holding his thermometer over the grill, Mom and Dad call the doctor who makes housecalls: The Red Guy.

    Director: David Feiss

    Writer: Steve Marmel, David Feiss

  • Chicken Lips
    NaN/100 votes

    #16 - Chicken Lips

    Season 3 Episode 16 - Aired 10/3/1998

    Chicken is upset because he can't whistle, and everybody else can. The Red Guy tries to tutor Chicken, but he finds out that Chicken can't whistle because he has no lips. The Red Guy then immedietaly sends Chicken to surgery.

    Director: David Feiss

    Writer: Gary Wilson

  • The Day I Was Born
    NaN/100 votes

    #17 - The Day I Was Born

    Season 3 Episode 17 - Aired 10/10/1998

    Cow wonders about the day she was born. Chicken tells her she was adopted, Mom tells her that the stork delivered her, Dad said they found her in a cabbage, Teacher says she hatched from an egg, and Red Guy says he delivered her.

    Director: David Feiss

    Writer: David Feiss, Michael Ryan

  • Factory Follies
    NaN/100 votes

    #18 - Factory Follies

    Season 3 Episode 18 - Aired 10/10/1998

    Red Guy is CEO of a giant factory. He holds a birthday party for himself in the confrence room later that night, but none of the employees show up. But it doesn't matter, he has enough fun by himself.

    Director: David Feiss

    Writer: Michael Ryan, Vincent Davis, Sami Rank

  • 101 Uses For Cow And Chicken
    NaN/100 votes

    #19 - 101 Uses For Cow And Chicken

    Season 3 Episode 19 - Aired 10/17/1998

    Chicken puts prices on himself and Cow at the store and Red purchases them but is unable to determine their usefulness.

    Director: David Feiss

    Writer: David Feiss, Michael Ryan

  • Intelligent Life?
    NaN/100 votes

    #20 - Intelligent Life?

    Season 3 Episode 20 - Aired 10/17/1998

    Cow doesn't wish to come in, but rather stay out all night to stare at the moon. So she builds a make-shift rocket ship out of cardboard boxes, a trashcan, and traffic cone. It ACTUALLY works, and finds herself on the planet Mud, where she brings space alien (Red Guy) back to earth where he says the solution to all problems is: puppets.

    Director: David Feiss

    Writer: David Feiss, Michael Ryan

  • Be Careful What You Wish For
    NaN/100 votes

    #21 - Be Careful What You Wish For

    Season 3 Episode 21 - Aired 10/24/1998

    Chicken is fed up with Cow's constant babbling, and wishes for her to shut up. Cow then gives Chicken the silent treatment. Chicken soon regrets when Cow doesn't tell him about an oncoming truck, and not representing him in court.

    Director: David Feiss

    Writer: Steve Marmel

  • Lost At Sea
    NaN/100 votes

    #22 - Lost At Sea

    Season 3 Episode 22 - Aired 10/24/1998

    Flem and Earl find themselves lost in the middle of an ocean near the equator. They fear their lives are short, and begin reminescing about their fun lives: home coming, water boys, mentally challenged, eating cheese in Yurp, running with the bulls in Pimplelotta, singing drinking songs in Germany, and having love for Cow. I am Weasel: ""I.R. Do""

    Director: David Feiss

    Writer: David Feiss, Michael Ryan

  • Night of the Ed
    NaN/100 votes

    #23 - Night of the Ed

    Season 3 Episode 23 - Aired 11/1/1998

    Dad decides that the family needs a pet...so he buys a spayed male jackel named Ed. He and Mom go out to celebrate, leaving Cow and Chicken alone with a living terrorist pet. Cow and Chicken then consult ""How to Care for Your First Jackel"" to try to tame Ed.

    Director: David Feiss

    Writer: David Feiss, Michael Ryan

  • Cow's Pie
    NaN/100 votes

    #24 - Cow's Pie

    Season 3 Episode 24 - Aired 11/1/1998

    Cow bakes her own pie and wants Chicken to try it...but he doesn't want to. Cow then follows Chicken everywhere until she takes drastic measures...hiding all of the food in the house, only leaving the pie. Chicken gives in, and discovers the pie is actually good. Little does he know...it's really poop.

    Director: David Feiss

    Writer: Genndy Tartakovsky

  • Professor Longhorn Steer
    NaN/100 votes

    #25 - Professor Longhorn Steer

    Season 3 Episode 25 - Aired 5/3/1999

    Mom and Dad are disgusted that Cow and Chicken believe the world is round, so they hire Dad's brother, Longhorn Steer (who really is a steer) to tudor Cow and Chicken. Longhorn fails, but Cow and Chicken learn that he doesn't want to teach...we wants to be a normal steer, get married, have kids, hold a job, and stampede.

    Director: David Feiss

    Writer: David Feiss, Michael Ryan