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The Worst Episodes of Cow and Chicken

Every episode of Cow and Chicken ranked from worst to best. Explore the Worst Episodes of Cow and Chicken!

Follows the surreal adventures of a cow, named Cow, and her chicken brother, named Chicken. They are often antagonized by "The Red Guy", who poses...
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Worst Episodes Summary

"I Are Big Star" is the worst rated episode of "Cow and Chicken". It scored N/A/10 based on 0 votes. Directed by N/A and written by N/A, it aired on 8/12/1997. This episode scored NaN points lower than the second lowest rated, "The Ugliest Weenie - Epilogue".

  • I Are Big Star
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    #1 - I Are Big Star

    Season 1 Episode 14 - Aired 8/12/1997

    I.R. will do anything to get Weasel's role on his last movie.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The Ugliest Weenie - Epilogue
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    #2 - The Ugliest Weenie - Epilogue

    Season 1 Episode 15 - Aired 8/12/1997

    Picking up where the last episode left off, the night the play begins, the cast and crew learn that Flem has been struck with chicken-pocks, so Chicken gets the role, while Cow is the new leading lady, since Wee Wee caught the pocks too. The play goes on, and all the weenies cast out the Ugliest Weenie, but soon learn that ugly is good, because it means that he won't get bar-b-qued, and eaten.

    Director: David Feiss, Monte Young

    Writer: Bill Burnett

  • Crash Dive
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    #3 - Crash Dive

    Season 1 Episode 16 - Aired 8/19/1997

    Chicken builds a submarine out of odd pieces of wood he finds lying around.

    Director: David Feiss

    Writer: Vincent Davis

  • Happy Meat
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    #4 - Happy Meat

    Season 1 Episode 17 - Aired 8/19/1997

    Chicken is sick of the cafeteria's food, which is nothing but a steady diet of ketchup. Since Chicken is against it, he has been banned from eating anything from the cafeteria. After a halusination of seeing his great grandpa and grandma, Cow and Chicken decide to open up their own little meat cafe, which turns out to be quite popular.

    Director: David Feiss, Robert Alvarez

    Writer: Bill Burnett, Victor Ortado

  • Power of Odor
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    #5 - Power of Odor

    Season 1 Episode 18 - Aired 8/19/1997

    I.R. starts his own pig farm, covering the whole town with an awful stench.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • School Bully
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    #6 - School Bully

    Season 1 Episode 19 - Aired 8/26/1997

    When a new bully comes to town, Chicken and his friends become nostalgic for their old school bully.

    Director: David Feiss

    Writer: David Feiss, Bill Burnett, Greg Emison

  • Time Machine
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    #7 - Time Machine

    Season 1 Episode 20 - Aired 8/26/1997

    Cow and Chicken go to the arcade, and play the time machine. They find themselves back in a deserted time, where The Red Guy introduces them to the primortial soup. But when Cow accidentally drops her quarter into it, everyone in the present time has quarters for heads. Cow and Chicken must go back into time again to stop her.

    Director: David Feiss

    Writer: David Feiss

  • Ping Pong at Sea
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    #8 - Ping Pong at Sea

    Season 1 Episode 21 - Aired 8/26/1997

    Weasel is going to face a human in a ping-pong duel. A jealous I.R. tells the human that he's won a trip, so I.R. can duel Weasel himself.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Orthodontic Police
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    #9 - Orthodontic Police

    Season 1 Episode 22 - Aired 9/2/1997

    Dad is pulled over by a cop, who discovers Cow and Chicken have crooked teeth and slaps braces on them.

    Director: David Feiss, Robert Alvarez

    Writer: David Feiss, Bill Burnett, Victor Ortado

  • The Cow with Four Eyes
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    #10 - The Cow with Four Eyes

    Season 1 Episode 23 - Aired 9/2/1997

    Chicken misreads the eye chart and gets a thick pair of glasses.

    Director: David Feiss, Robert Alvarez

    Writer: David Feiss, Bill Burnett

  • Disease Fiesta
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    #11 - Disease Fiesta

    Season 1 Episode 24 - Aired 9/2/1997

    I.M. Weasel is searching for the cure of Athlete's Face.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Cow's Instincts... Don't It?
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    #12 - Cow's Instincts... Don't It?

    Season 1 Episode 25 - Aired 9/9/1997

    Cow learns that she has a herding instinct, and soon starts to fit in with other crowds such as flocks of ducks, schools of fish, and the military. She soon learns that she is supposed to herd with other cows, so she does, but soon dislikes it when all the other cows do nothing but stand and eat grass.

    Director: David Feiss, Robert Alvarez

    Writer: Bill Burnett, Seth MacFarlane

  • Ballerina Cow
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    #13 - Ballerina Cow

    Season 1 Episode 26 - Aired 9/9/1997

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    Director: David Feiss, Robert Alvarez

    Writer: Bill Burnett

  • I.R. Plant Life
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    #14 - I.R. Plant Life

    Season 1 Episode 27 - Aired 9/9/1997

    I.R. falls in love with a flower he has grown.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Chicken's First Kiss
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    #15 - Chicken's First Kiss

    Season 1 Episode 28 - Aired 12/2/1997

    A game of "Capture the Boys" in the playground leads to unexpected romance for Chicken, ultimately resulting in marriage.

    Director: David Feiss

    Writer: Bill Burnett, Richard Pursel

  • Squirt the Daisies
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    #16 - Squirt the Daisies

    Season 1 Episode 29 - Aired 12/2/1997

    Cow and Chicken play at the arcade. The Red Guy persuades Chicken to play his new video game. Chicken is placed in a special chair, and fitted with special goggles, and he finds himself, virtually in the video games. He then finds himself the victim of a bunch of killer daises.

    Director: David Feiss

    Writer: N/A

  • I Am Ambassador
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    #17 - I Am Ambassador

    Season 1 Episode 30 - Aired 9/23/1997

    Two dudes take a group of beavers hostage and Weasel must save them.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Lawnmower Chicken
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    #18 - Lawnmower Chicken

    Season 1 Episode 31 - Aired 12/9/1997

    Chicken thinks he's found a good way to earn extra cash - by mowing old man Devlin's yard.

    Director: David Feiss, Robert Alvarez

    Writer: Richard Pursel

  • Cow Loves Piles
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    #19 - Cow Loves Piles

    Season 1 Episode 32 - Aired 12/9/1997

    Cow buys the new Piles the Beaver Doll, and takes him to the carnival with her. When he's catapaulted into the air, she then goes on a wild goose chase all over the carnival just to catch him.

    Director: David Feiss

    Writer: Bill Burnett, Victor Ortado, Greg Emison

  • Law of Gravity
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    #20 - Law of Gravity

    Season 1 Episode 33 - Aired 12/9/1997

    I.R. destroys the Law of Gravity.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Space Cow
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    #21 - Space Cow

    Season 1 Episode 34 - Aired 9/23/1997

    Cow and Chicken both win a contest that allows them to spend a day in the career of their choice.

    Director: David Feiss, Robert Alvarez

    Writer: David Feiss, Bill Burnett, Seth MacFarlane

  • The Legend of SailCat
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    #22 - The Legend of SailCat

    Season 1 Episode 35 - Aired 9/23/1997

    Flem's Dad takes Chicken, Flem, and Earl on a camping trip in the woods. Cow shows up with Chicken's forgotten hairbrush, only to be kicked out by him, Flem and Earl. Flem's Dad then sings a ballad to the kids about a flattened cat, who can act like a frisbee, and cut things down like trees and trucks. Later that night, the kids find their cans of Sugar Frosted Weenies cut open by Sailcat.

    Director: David Feiss

    Writer: David Feiss, Bill Burnett

  • Happy Baboon Holidays
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    #23 - Happy Baboon Holidays

    Season 1 Episode 36 - Aired 12/2/1997

    It's Christmas and I.R.'s family pays a visit. But when they go to Weasel's house instead, I.R. vows to ruin Christmas.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Headhunting in Oregon
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    #24 - Headhunting in Oregon

    Season 1 Episode 37 - Aired 12/16/1997

    Mom and Dad take Cow and Chicken on a vacation to Oregon to see some real headhunters.

    Director: David Feiss, Robert Alvarez

    Writer: David Feiss, Bill Burnett, Victor Ortado

  • The King and Queen of Cheese
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    #25 - The King and Queen of Cheese

    Season 1 Episode 38 - Aired 12/16/1997

    Cow goes to Arkansas to meet The Red Guy, who is trying to become the King and Queen of Cheese. The problem is that his method of making cheese is sucking the cheese out of things such as buckets, water towers, weasels, haystacks, silos, grandmas, horses, dogs, lizards, hyenas, ducks, and now Cow. Chicken rescues Cow and the other animals, who then turn the cheese suckers to The Red Guy.

    Director: David Feiss, Robert Alvarez

    Writer: David Feiss, Bill Burnett, Gordon Coulthart