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The Worst Episodes of Cow and Chicken

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Follows the surreal adventures of a cow, named Cow, and her chicken brother, named Chicken. They are often antagonized by "The Red Guy", who poses as various characters to scam them.

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  1. #1 Worst Episode
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    Cow and Chicken Season 1 Episode 14 - I Are Big Star
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    #1 - I Are Big Star

    S1:E14

    I.R. will do anything to get Weasel's role on his last movie.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  2. Cow and Chicken Season 1 Episode 15 - The Ugliest Weenie - Epilogue
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    #2 - The Ugliest Weenie - Epilogue

    S1:E15

    Picking up where the last episode left off, the night the play begins, the cast and crew learn that Flem has been struck with chicken-pocks, so Chicken gets the role, while Cow is the new leading lady, since Wee Wee caught the pocks too. The play goes on, and all the weenies cast out the Ugliest Weenie, but soon learn that ugly is good, because it means that he won't get bar-b-qued, and eaten.

    Directors:David Feiss, Monte Young
    Writer:Bill Burnett

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  3. Cow and Chicken Season 1 Episode 16 - Crash Dive!
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    #3 - Crash Dive!

    S1:E16

    Chicken builds a submarine out of odd pieces of wood he finds lying around.

    Director:David Feiss
    Writer:Vincent Davis

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  4. Cow and Chicken Season 1 Episode 17 - Happy Meat
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    #4 - Happy Meat

    S1:E17

    Chicken is sick of the cafeteria's food, which is nothing but a steady diet of ketchup. Since Chicken is against it, he has been banned from eating anything from the cafeteria. After a halusination of seeing his great grandpa and grandma, Cow and Chicken decide to open up their own little meat cafe, which turns out to be quite popular.

    Directors:David Feiss, Robert Alvarez
    Writers:Bill Burnett, Victor Ortado

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  5. Cow and Chicken Season 1 Episode 18 - Power of Odor
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    #5 - Power of Odor

    S1:E18

    I.R. starts his own pig farm, covering the whole town with an awful stench.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  6. Cow and Chicken Season 1 Episode 19 - School Bully
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    #6 - School Bully

    S1:E19

    When a new bully comes to town, Chicken and his friends become nostalgic for their old school bully.

    Director:David Feiss
    Writers:Bill Burnett, David Feiss, Greg Emison

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  7. Cow and Chicken Season 1 Episode 20 - Time Machine
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    #7 - Time Machine

    S1:E20

    Cow and Chicken go to the arcade, and play the time machine. They find themselves back in a deserted time, where The Red Guy introduces them to the primortial soup. But when Cow accidentally drops her quarter into it, everyone in the present time has quarters for heads. Cow and Chicken must go back into time again to stop her.

    Director:David Feiss
    Writer:David Feiss

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  8. Cow and Chicken Season 1 Episode 21 - Ping Pong at Sea
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    #8 - Ping Pong at Sea

    S1:E21

    Weasel is going to face a human in a ping-pong duel. A jealous I.R. tells the human that he's won a trip, so I.R. can duel Weasel himself.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  9. Cow and Chicken Season 1 Episode 22 - Orthodontic Police
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    #9 - Orthodontic Police

    S1:E22

    Dad is pulled over by a cop, who discovers Cow and Chicken have crooked teeth and slaps braces on them.

    Directors:David Feiss, Robert Alvarez
    Writers:Bill Burnett, David Feiss, Victor Ortado

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  10. Cow and Chicken Season 1 Episode 23 - The Cow with Four Eyes!
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    #10 - The Cow with Four Eyes!

    S1:E23

    Chicken misreads the eye chart and gets a thick pair of glasses.

    Directors:David Feiss, Robert Alvarez
    Writers:Bill Burnett, David Feiss

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  11. Cow and Chicken Season 1 Episode 24 - Disease Fiesta
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    #11 - Disease Fiesta

    S1:E24

    I.M. Weasel is searching for the cure of Athlete's Face.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  12. Cow and Chicken Season 1 Episode 25 - Cow's Instincts... Don't It?
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    #12 - Cow's Instincts... Don't It?

    S1:E25

    Cow learns that she has a herding instinct, and soon starts to fit in with other crowds such as flocks of ducks, schools of fish, and the military. She soon learns that she is supposed to herd with other cows, so she does, but soon dislikes it when all the other cows do nothing but stand and eat grass.

    Directors:David Feiss, Robert Alvarez
    Writers:Seth MacFarlane, Bill Burnett

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  13. Cow and Chicken Season 1 Episode 26 - Ballerina Cow
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    #13 - Ballerina Cow

    S1:E26

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    Directors:David Feiss, Robert Alvarez
    Writer:Bill Burnett

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  14. Cow and Chicken Season 1 Episode 27 - I.R. Plant Life
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    #14 - I.R. Plant Life

    S1:E27

    I.R. falls in love with a flower he has grown.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  15. Cow and Chicken Season 1 Episode 28 - Chicken's First Kiss
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    #15 - Chicken's First Kiss

    S1:E28

    A game of "Capture the Boys" in the playground leads to unexpected romance for Chicken, ultimately resulting in marriage.

    Director:David Feiss
    Writers:Richard Pursel, Bill Burnett

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  16. Cow and Chicken Season 1 Episode 29 - Squirt the Daisies
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    #16 - Squirt the Daisies

    S1:E29

    Cow and Chicken play at the arcade. The Red Guy persuades Chicken to play his new video game. Chicken is placed in a special chair, and fitted with special goggles, and he finds himself, virtually in the video games. He then finds himself the victim of a bunch of killer daises.

    Director:David Feiss
    Writer:Unknown

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  17. Cow and Chicken Season 1 Episode 30 - I Am Ambassador
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    #17 - I Am Ambassador

    S1:E30

    Two dudes take a group of beavers hostage and Weasel must save them.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  18. Cow and Chicken Season 1 Episode 31 - Lawnmower Chicken
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    #18 - Lawnmower Chicken

    S1:E31

    Chicken thinks he's found a good way to earn extra cash - by mowing old man Devlin's yard.

    Directors:David Feiss, Robert Alvarez
    Writer:Richard Pursel

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  19. Cow and Chicken Season 1 Episode 32 - Cow Loves Piles
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    #19 - Cow Loves Piles

    S1:E32

    Cow buys the new Piles the Beaver Doll, and takes him to the carnival with her. When he's catapaulted into the air, she then goes on a wild goose chase all over the carnival just to catch him.

    Director:David Feiss
    Writers:Bill Burnett, Victor Ortado, Greg Emison

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  20. Cow and Chicken Season 1 Episode 33 - Law of Gravity
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    #20 - Law of Gravity

    S1:E33

    I.R. destroys the Law of Gravity.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  21. Cow and Chicken Season 1 Episode 34 - Space Cow
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    #21 - Space Cow

    S1:E34

    Cow and Chicken both win a contest that allows them to spend a day in the career of their choice.

    Directors:David Feiss, Robert Alvarez
    Writers:Seth MacFarlane, Bill Burnett, David Feiss

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  22. Cow and Chicken Season 1 Episode 35 - The Legend of SailCat
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    #22 - The Legend of SailCat

    S1:E35

    Flem's Dad takes Chicken, Flem, and Earl on a camping trip in the woods. Cow shows up with Chicken's forgotten hairbrush, only to be kicked out by him, Flem and Earl. Flem's Dad then sings a ballad to the kids about a flattened cat, who can act like a frisbee, and cut things down like trees and trucks. Later that night, the kids find their cans of Sugar Frosted Weenies cut open by Sailcat.

    Director:David Feiss
    Writers:Bill Burnett, David Feiss

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  23. Cow and Chicken Season 1 Episode 36 - Happy Baboon Holidays
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    #23 - Happy Baboon Holidays

    S1:E36

    It's Christmas and I.R.'s family pays a visit. But when they go to Weasel's house instead, I.R. vows to ruin Christmas.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  24. Cow and Chicken Season 1 Episode 37 - Head Hunting in Oregon
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    #24 - Head Hunting in Oregon

    S1:E37

    Mom and Dad take Cow and Chicken on a vacation to Oregon to see some real headhunters.

    Directors:David Feiss, Robert Alvarez
    Writers:Bill Burnett, David Feiss, Victor Ortado

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  25. Cow and Chicken Season 1 Episode 38 - The King and Queen of Cheese
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    #25 - The King and Queen of Cheese

    S1:E38

    Cow goes to Arkansas to meet The Red Guy, who is trying to become the King and Queen of Cheese. The problem is that his method of making cheese is sucking the cheese out of things such as buckets, water towers, weasels, haystacks, silos, grandmas, horses, dogs, lizards, hyenas, ducks, and now Cow. Chicken rescues Cow and the other animals, who then turn the cheese suckers to The Red Guy.

    Directors:David Feiss, Robert Alvarez
    Writers:Bill Burnett, David Feiss, Gordon Coulthart

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Worst Episodes Summary

"I Are Big Star" is the worst rated episode of "Cow and Chicken". It scored /10 based on 0 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 8/12/1997. This episode scored 0.0 points lower than the second lowest rated, "The Ugliest Weenie - Epilogue".