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The Worst Episodes of Cybill

Every episode of Cybill ranked from worst to best. Explore the Worst Episodes of Cybill!

Cybill is an American television sitcom created by Chuck Lorre, which aired on CBS from January 2, 1995, to July 13, 1998. Starring, Cybill Shepherd,...
Genre:Comedy
Network:CBS

Worst Episodes Summary

"The Golden Years" is the worst rated episode of "Cybill". It scored 6.6/10 based on 69 votes. Directed by N/A and written by Joey Murphy, John Pardee, it aired on 12/1/1997. This episode scored 0.3 points lower than the second lowest rated, "Regarding Henry".

  • The Golden Years
    6.6/1069 votes
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    #1 - The Golden Years

    Season 4 Episode 11 - Aired 12/1/1997

    It's the year 2027, and Cybill and Maryann, now senior citizens, are still sipping martinis and insulting men. When they come across Cybill's diary from 97, Cybill begins to read aloud from the book, and one of the passages hurts Maryann's feelings - creating a rift between the two friends. Cybill and Maryann must travel 30 years into the past to resolve the issue and discover that their friendship has withstood the test of time for good reason.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Joey Murphy, John Pardee

  • Regarding Henry
    6.9/1071 votes
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    #2 - Regarding Henry

    Season 4 Episode 1 - Aired 9/15/1997

    The series begins its fourth season with a trip back in time to the 16th century, as Cybill undergoes past-life regression treatment on the advice of her therapist when she begins having erotic dreams about Maryann's jilted beau Richard. She discovers that Maryann's poor choice in men goes back to the days of Henry VIII, when Maryann was Anne Bolyne, and returns to the present just in time to head off a close encounter between Maryann and the despised Dr. Dick. Joining Cybill in the Court of King Henry VIII are Zoey as Ariel's father, Ira as her brother the poet, and Justin as a serving wench.

    Director: David Trainer, Alan Ball

    Writer: Susan Nirah Jaffee

  • Daddy
    6.9/1065 votes
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    #3 - Daddy

    Season 4 Episode 21 - Aired 6/22/1998

    Cybill's Daddy, who failed to show up for Christmas, breezes into town with news that he has gotten Cybill a plum spot on a TV show about Southern women who have made it big. But it's just another disappointment for Cybill when she realizes he has done it to promote his failing car dealership.

    Director: David Trainer

    Writer: Michael Poryes, Linda Wallem

  • Going Out With a Bang
    7.0/1076 votes
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    #4 - Going Out With a Bang

    Season 2 Episode 24 - Aired 5/20/1996

    Children's show host Major Milo proposes to Cybill on the air; but she's much more interested in a hunky cable technician. Meanwhile, Ira and Maryann have a steamy dinner date that ends in disaster.

    Director: Pamela Fryman

    Writer: N/A

  • The Little Drummer Girls
    7.0/1073 votes
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    #5 - The Little Drummer Girls

    Season 3 Episode 12 - Aired 12/16/1996

    Cybill tries to help Maryann, Rachel and Zoey overcome their romantic troubles by forcing them to take part in a new age drum beating session. Maryann, furious when Dr. Dick doesn't send any hateful gifts to her in honor of what would have been their 23rd anniversary, agrees to let Cybill take her to a new age female bonding session so she can get Dr. Dick out of her system once and for all. Meanwhile, Kevin uses Baby William to diffuse his anger towards Rachel and his job-hunting problems, and Ira finds out that Sean cheated on Zoey.

    Director: Andrew D. Weyman

    Writer: Joey Murphy, John Pardee

  • Like Family
    7.0/1072 votes
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    #6 - Like Family

    Season 4 Episode 5 - Aired 10/13/1997

    Cybill throws herself into her role when she is cast to play the mother of a sweet teenage girl on a network sitcom. In reality, the girl turns out to be a tough-talking, ultra-hip teen, but Cybill is determined to mentor the difficult youth. The pending birth of Rachel's baby has everyone wondering who will be the godmother, and Maryann is hurt when no one even considers her as a possible choice.

    Director: David Trainer

    Writer: N/A

  • Cybill in the Morning
    7.0/1067 votes
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    #7 - Cybill in the Morning

    Season 4 Episode 23 - Aired 7/6/1998

    Cybill is thrilled when she gets a job hosting a popular morning talk show - until she discovers that her co-host is a prissy, jealous domestic goddess-type who enjoys playing live, on-air practical jokes on Cybill. Adding to her troubles, Cybill finds herself both sexually attracted to and morally repulsed by her deceitful new producer. Meanwhile, Ira stands in as Cybill's best friend and advisor while Maryann goes on a shopping spree in Paris.

    Director: David Trainer

    Writer: Linda Wallem

  • The Piano
    7.1/1070 votes
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    #8 - The Piano

    Season 3 Episode 23 - Aired 4/28/1997

    Cybill needs a favor from Dr. Dick's wife, Andrea (guest star Morgan Fairchild, reprising the role), so in return, she grudgingly agrees to give a speech at an awards banquet honoring Andrea. When Cybill discovers that Andrea can get Zoey a piano audition that's otherwise unobtainable, she agrees to give the testimonial speech for the charity award, which deservedly belongs to Maryann. But when Cybill finds out that Zoey got the audition on her own, she decides to tell the awards committee what she really thinks of Andrea.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Joey Murphy, John Pardee

  • Some Like it Hot
    7.1/1071 votes
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    #9 - Some Like it Hot

    Season 4 Episode 4 - Aired 10/6/1997

    The family take cover when Cybill's hormones rage after she opts to cope with menopause the ""natural way"" rather than with prescription durgs, while her visiting mother creates her own waves in the house and Ira tries to light a fire with Zoey's teacher Julia.

    Director: David Trainer

    Writer: Michael Poryes, Kim Friese

  • Earthquake
    7.1/1069 votes
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    #10 - Earthquake

    Season 4 Episode 6 - Aired 10/20/1997

    Cybill endures her new role as a sitcom mom, even though she thinks it could mean the end of her career, until her life is shaken up when a 4.0 earthquake rattles the city and inspires her to quit and ""follow her bliss."" Next thing she knows, Maryann convinces her that they should go to a ""schmoozing"" where Cybill meets a prominent female playwright. Meanwhile, Rachel shares some shocking news of her own with the family.

    Director: David Trainer

    Writer: N/A

  • Grandbaby
    7.1/1066 votes
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    #11 - Grandbaby

    Season 4 Episode 10 - Aired 11/17/1997

    When Rachel goes into labor and Maryann has an appendicitis attack on the same day, Cybill finds herself stretched thin trying to care for each of them. After convincing a panicked Rachel that having a second child is a piece of cake, Cybill must reassure Maryann, who is delusional from pain-killing drugs, that her hallucinated dinner party is a smashing success.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Michael Poryes, Linda Wallem

  • Farewell, My Sweet
    7.1/1067 votes
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    #12 - Farewell, My Sweet

    Season 4 Episode 20 - Aired 6/15/1998

    Cybill and Maryann each get a shock when Cybill discovers that she's allergic to chocolate and Maryann gets a surprise visit from her parents, who are in town for a bowling tournament.

    Director: David Trainer

    Writer: Michael Poryes, Kim Friese

  • It's For You, Mrs. Lincoln
    7.2/1071 votes
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    #13 - It's For You, Mrs. Lincoln

    Season 3 Episode 4 - Aired 10/7/1996

    When Cybill gets a chance to play Abe Lincoln's wife on stage, an unexpected caller interrupts her big moment. Cast as the understudy for Joan Hayden, the lead in What Now, Mrs. Lincoln?, Cybill awaits the day that the star breaks her amazing record of never having missed a performance in her life. Just when Cybill thinks it's hopeless, the star is stricken with an allergic reaction, putting Cybill in the spotlight. Unfortunately, her chance of a lifetime runs amok when the cell phone that she accidentally left in her skirt pocket starts ringing in the middle of the climactic scene. Meantime, Maryann and Ira gang up on a woman in the audience for her rude behavior - oblivious to the fact that she's the powerful agent Cybill has been courting for months.

    Director: Andrew D. Weyman

    Writer: N/A

  • Cybill, Get Your Gun
    7.2/1077 votes
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    #14 - Cybill, Get Your Gun

    Season 3 Episode 5 - Aired 10/14/1996

    After Cybill is robbed, she decides to fight back by taking a course in self defense. Cybill decides to take action with tactics that include an obnoxious house alarm, self-defense courses taught by Vicki Lawrence (guest starring as herself), and her very own ""Safety Man,"" a role she bestows on an unenthusiastic Zoey. Meanwhile, the newly available Ira finds that he has misrepresented himself when he meets a woman at one of Jeff's favorite hangouts - an Alcoholic's Anonymous meeting. And, Maryann becomes a suspect in the abrupt disappearance of Dr. Dick

    Director: Andrew D. Weyman

    Writer: N/A

  • Where's a Harpoon When You Need One?
    7.2/1067 votes
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    #15 - Where's a Harpoon When You Need One?

    Season 4 Episode 8 - Aired 11/3/1997

    Cybill gets a job as a spokeswoman on a cruise ship, but when she and Maryann take a cruise, it turns out to be one of displeasure: Dr. Dick, relentless in his efforts to win back Maryann, puts Cybill in a difficult situation by giving her a letter for his ex that Cybill knows will make Maryann ""melt down.""

    Director: David Trainer

    Writer: Alan Ball, Kim Friese

  • Show Me the Minnie
    7.2/1067 votes
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    #16 - Show Me the Minnie

    Season 4 Episode 12 - Aired 12/8/1997

    When Cybill's garage roof collapses and requires expensive repairs, she tries to get a loan from the bank, only to discover that the loan officer turns out to be her disgruntled former fan, Minnie Arbogast. Adding to Cybill's troubles, Ira accuses Maryann of causing the breakup of his marriage to Cybill. After trying unsuccessfully to reconcile her two friends and resolve her own financial crisis, Cybill gets help from an unlikely source - her former enemy and new-found friend, Minnie.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Susan Nirah Jaffee

  • Don Gianni
    7.2/1066 votes
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    #17 - Don Gianni

    Season 4 Episode 22 - Aired 6/29/1998

    When Zoey's first love, Gianni, visits from Italy and steals her heart with his good looks, charm and romantic gestures, Cybill suspects he will soon propose marriage. Unfortunately, the seemingly perfect Italian turns out be a cad who makes a secret pass at Cybill behind Zoey's back. After rejecting the overly-amorous suitor, Cybill must decide whether or not to break her daughter's heart and tell her the truth. Meanwhile, Maryann is bent on wreaking cruel revenge on the lecherous Gianni.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Ka-Boom!
    7.2/1069 votes
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    #18 - Ka-Boom!

    Season 4 Episode 24 - Aired 7/13/1998

    Cybill's show with Julie is being plugged; Dr. Dick steals Maryanne's money; Cybill and Maryanne are arrested for murder when Dr. Dick's boat explodes. This ""to be continued"" cliffhanger episode ends up being the series finale.

    Director: David Trainer

    Writer: Mark Hudis

  • Educating Zoey
    7.3/1083 votes
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    #19 - Educating Zoey

    Season 2 Episode 13 - Aired 1/14/1996

    Cybill and Ira learn a lesson in parenting when one of Zoey's counselors informs them that college is not part of Zoey's plans for the future.

    Director: Andrew D. Weyman

    Writer: N/A

  • Lowenstein's Lament
    7.3/1079 votes
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    #20 - Lowenstein's Lament

    Season 2 Episode 15 - Aired 2/11/1996

    Cybill auditions to play herself in the film based on Ira's book, but she regards the written character as a ""needy doormat"" - which may be why her performance is flat; and she loses the role to Paula Abdul.

    Director: Andrew D. Weyman

    Writer: N/A

  • Bringing Home the Bacon
    7.3/1081 votes
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    #21 - Bringing Home the Bacon

    Season 3 Episode 1 - Aired 9/16/1996

    On the barnyard set of her new show (a parody of Babe), Cybill rescues a pig that was fired and doomed to the frying pan; then tries to keep an independent Zoey from flying the coop after she visits the greener pastures of Paris. Meanwhile, Maryann dresses as Little Bo Peep to entice a sheepish Ira.

    Director: Andrew D. Weyman

    Writer: Russ Woody

  • Sex, Drugs and Catholicism
    7.3/1073 votes
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    #22 - Sex, Drugs and Catholicism

    Season 3 Episode 7 - Aired 11/4/1996

    Ira is full of sexual energy thanks to the new hormones he's taking - but when he learns they are really placebos, he proposes to Holly. Cybill agrees to be Ira's best man, but when Zoey resists being a bridesmaid, Holly shows her true colours. Meanwhile, Maryann goes to confession.

    Director: Peter Baldwin

    Writer: N/A

  • Little Bo Peep
    7.3/1079 votes
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    #23 - Little Bo Peep

    Season 3 Episode 14 - Aired 1/20/1997

    Provoked by Cybill's offensive reaction to a lamb attack on live television, animal activists - led by Shari Lewis and Lamb Chop (as themselves) - launch a campaign against Cybill. When Cybill makes an appearance at a local zoo to promote ""Lifeforms,"" she's bitten by a lamb while being interviewed on live television and reacts in politically incorrect fashion. Trying to save her career, Andy convinces her to be a guest speaker at an animal rights banquet. Meanwhile, while Cybill dates a younger man who seems too good to be true, Maryann desperately tries to cope with the fact that her new romantic interest shares something in common with her ex-husband - the same name.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Name That Tune
    7.3/1075 votes
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    #24 - Name That Tune

    Season 3 Episode 19 - Aired 3/3/1997

    Cybill joins Ira at an open-mike night for his debut as a stand-up comic, which gets off to a rocky start when he faints from stage fright. Cybill's performance, however, results in an offer to sing in a new Name That Tune. Meanwhile, Maryann displays unusual behavior, but if she seems preoccupied (to the point of wearing the same outfit two days running), it's because she thinks she may be pregnant.

    Director: David Trainer

    Writer: Alan Ball

  • Halloween
    7.3/1076 votes
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    #25 - Halloween

    Season 4 Episode 7 - Aired 10/27/1997

    Cybill hosts a Halloween eve telethon, and recruits Maryann, Zoey, and Ira to help out. Things go fine at first, until Cybill and Maryann begin to air their differences on the air!

    Director: David Trainer

    Writer: Alan Ball, Mark Hudis