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The Best Episodes of The New Adventures of Old Christine

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Single working mom Christine Campbell has just learned that her ex is dating a much younger woman with the same first name. To avoid any confusion, the new girlfriend is dubbed New Christine, which leaves

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    The New Adventures of Old Christine Season 5 Episode 13 - Truth or Dare
    9.0/10(1 votes)

    #1 - Truth or Dare

    S5:E13

    Mr. Harris returns just as Christine starts falling in love with Max.

    Director:Andy Ackerman
    Writer:Jack Burditt

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  2. The New Adventures of Old Christine Season 5 Episode 20 - Scream
    9.0/10(1 votes)

    #2 - Scream

    S5:E20

    Christine mistakes a good looking cop for a stripper, who alerts her that there is a prowler in the neighborhood. In order to feel more secure, Christine asks Matthew to stay over. Meanwhile, New Christine goes into labor, with the sole goal of avoiding having the baby arrive on Old Christine's birthday.

    Director:Andy Ackerman
    Writers:Jeff Astrof, Matt Goldman

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  3. The New Adventures of Old Christine Season 3 Episode 7 - House
    8.7/10(3 votes)

    #3 - House

    S3:E7

    Christine finds herself forced to feign happiness when she covets the house Richard and New Christine have purchased.

    Director:Andy Ackerman
    Writer:Katie Palmer

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  4. The New Adventures of Old Christine Season 1 Episode 2 - Supertramp
    8.0/10(4 votes)

    #4 - Supertramp

    S1:E2

    When Christine learns that Richard and "new" Christine are enjoying an intimate relationship, she becomes determined to make her own conquests. After several failed attempts to meet eligible men, she finally runs into a guy named Stan at the grocery store. Unbeknownst to Christine, Stan is a father at Ritchie's school who is known as "Sad Dad."

    Director:Andy Ackerman
    Writer:Jeff Astrof

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  5. The New Adventures of Old Christine Season 1 Episode 3 - Open Water
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #5 - Open Water

    S1:E3

    When Christine learns that her close friends, Barb and Pete, are responsible for introducing Richard to his "new" Christine, she allows them to set her up on a blind date of her own. After a series of unsuccessful dates, she finds the possibility of love in the strangest of places. Meanwhile, Matthew takes Ritchie to swimming lessons.

    Director:Andy Ackerman
    Writer:Adam Barr

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  6. The New Adventures of Old Christine Season 1 Episode 4 - One Toe Over the Line Sweet Jesus
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #6 - One Toe Over the Line Sweet Jesus

    S1:E4

    Richard learns from a gloating Matthew that Christine is out enjoying her fifth date with a new beau, Burton, so he does what any self-respecting ex-husband would do: he sabotages the happy couple's goodnight kiss and insults Burton with lawyer jokes. But when he tries to make it up to them by inviting Christine and Burton to dinner with him and "new" Christine, his best-laid plans go awry.

    Director:Andy Ackerman
    Writer:Adam Barr

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  7. The New Adventures of Old Christine Season 1 Episode 5 - I'll Show You Mine
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #7 - I'll Show You Mine

    S1:E5

    After 10 dates, Christine faces a critical moment in her relationship with Burton. Will she or won't she? Let him in the house, that is, to meet her son, Ritchie. She eventually relents, only to be thrown for a loop later.

    Director:Andy Ackerman
    Writers:Steve Baldikoski, Bryan Behar

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  8. The New Adventures of Old Christine Season 1 Episode 6 - The Other F Word
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #8 - The Other F Word

    S1:E6

    Concerned about the uniformity of Ritchie's schoolmates, Christine takes it upon herself to help diversify the student body at his private school.

    Director:Andy Ackerman
    Writer:Jeff Astrof

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  9. The New Adventures of Old Christine Season 1 Episode 13 - A Fair to Remember
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #9 - A Fair to Remember

    S1:E13

    Christine volunteers to help out at Ritchie's spring carnival and while there, she runs into the mean moms -- Marly and Lindsay -- who are clucking over the attractive father of a new student at Westbridge. Christine is excited to learn that the hot dad is her ex-boyfriend, Burton, but her hopes of re-igniting their romance are shot down when she learns Burton has a new girlfriend.

    Director:Andy Ackerman
    Writers:Kari Lizer, Adam Barr

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  10. The New Adventures of Old Christine Season 2 Episode 1 - The Passion of the Christine
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #10 - The Passion of the Christine

    S2:E1

    Since "New" Christine broke up with Richard, he's been spending a lot of time at her house, leading Ritchie to believe that his parents are back together. When Christine tells Richard that Ritchie told this to his new teacher, Mr. Harris, Richard suggests that they give their relationship another try.

    Director:Andy Ackerman
    Writer:Kari Lizer

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  11. The New Adventures of Old Christine Season 2 Episode 2 - The Answer Is Maybe
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #11 - The Answer Is Maybe

    S2:E2

    Richard tells Christine that the reason he has good luck with women is that he "says yes to life." When Christine meets a good-looking man after paying a surprise visit to New Christine, she decides to break out of her mold and says yes when he asks her out to dinner.

    Director:Andy Ackerman
    Writer:Adam Barr

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  12. The New Adventures of Old Christine Season 2 Episode 3 - Come to Papa Jeff
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #12 - Come to Papa Jeff

    S2:E3

    Christine is stunned to find out the man she's seeing, New Christine's father, is also a grandfather.

    Director:Andy Ackerman
    Writer:Jeff Astrof

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  13. The New Adventures of Old Christine Season 2 Episode 7 - Playdate With Destiny
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #13 - Playdate With Destiny

    S2:E7

    Christine's attraction to Ritchie's teacher causes a scene at a school fund-raiser--especially after she wins a playdate with the man.

    Director:Andy Ackerman
    Writer:Jennifer Crittenden

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  14. The New Adventures of Old Christine Season 2 Episode 20 - My Big Fat Sober Wedding
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #14 - My Big Fat Sober Wedding

    S2:E20

    The stresses of going to a wedding with Richard and Barb are multiplied by Christine's agreeing to be designated driver, depriving her of some much-needed alcohol.

    Director:Andy Ackerman
    Writers:Katie Palmer, Jonathan Goldstein

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  15. The New Adventures of Old Christine Season 3 Episode 8 - Burning Down the House
    8.0/10(2 votes)

    #15 - Burning Down the House

    S3:E8

    Christine hopes acting a bit more wild will stop Barb thinking she's uncool.

    Director:Andy Ackerman
    Writer:Aaron Shure

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  16. The New Adventures of Old Christine Season 4 Episode 1 - A Decent Proposal
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #16 - A Decent Proposal

    S4:E1

    Christine offers to marry Barb to help her stave off deportation. Meanwhile, Richard looks to pop the question to New Christine.

    Director:Andy Ackerman
    Writers:Jeff Astrof, Kari Lizer

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  17. The New Adventures of Old Christine Season 4 Episode 2 - How I Hate Your Mother
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #17 - How I Hate Your Mother

    S4:E2

    Richard begs Christine for the return of her old wedding ring which was an heirloom from his mother, in hopes of giving it to new Christine when he proposes.

    Director:Andy Ackerman
    Writer:Katie Palmer

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  18. The New Adventures of Old Christine Season 4 Episode 3 - White Like Me
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #18 - White Like Me

    S4:E3

    Barb's profile in a business journal brings in new clientele.

    Director:Andy Ackerman
    Writer:Lew Schneider

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  19. The New Adventures of Old Christine Season 4 Episode 5 - Everyone Says I Love You Except Ritchie
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #19 - Everyone Says I Love You Except Ritchie

    S4:E5

    Christine is distraught when Ritchie stops saying "I love you" to her. When she reveals her distress to Matthew, she also admits that she's been sleeping in Ritchie's room every night. Matthew tells her that if she's not careful, Ritchie will end up like him -- he can't go to sleep without talking to their mother. They spend the night helping each other break these habits.

    Director:Andy Ackerman
    Writers:Jeff Filgo, Jackie Filgo

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  20. The New Adventures of Old Christine Season 4 Episode 6 - Tie Me Up, Don't Tie Me Down
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #20 - Tie Me Up, Don't Tie Me Down

    S4:E6

    Christine and Barb prepare for a casual, non-relationship-seeking double date with two guys they meet at a video store, but jealousy arises when only one of them gets asked out for a second date.

    Director:Andy Ackerman
    Writers:Sherry Bilsing, Ellen Kreamer

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  21. The New Adventures of Old Christine Season 4 Episode 8 - Self Esteem Tempura
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #21 - Self Esteem Tempura

    S4:E8

    A talent scout caught Ritchie's great school performance and he liked what he saw and offered him a audition to do a TV commercial, much to a thrilled Christine, but Richard won't approve of it and refuses to like him go.

    Director:Andy Ackerman
    Writer:Jeff Astrof

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  22. The New Adventures of Old Christine Season 4 Episode 9 - Rage Against the Christine
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #22 - Rage Against the Christine

    S4:E9

    Christine thinks she has the perfect boyfriend, until he has a 'bizarre' reaction to her competitiveness after losing to her at tennis.

    Director:Andy Ackerman
    Writers:Jeff Astrof, Kari Lizer

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  23. The New Adventures of Old Christine Season 4 Episode 10 - Guess Who's Not Coming to Dinner?
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #23 - Guess Who's Not Coming to Dinner?

    S4:E10

    Over a Thanksgiving visit, the discovery of a shared secret gives Christine a way to negate one of her mother's criticisms.

    Director:Andy Ackerman
    Writers:Lew Schneider, Katie Palmer

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  24. The New Adventures of Old Christine Season 4 Episode 12 - Happy Endings
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #24 - Happy Endings

    S4:E12

    The girls change their building into a spa after learning that they can't get a loan to keep their gym afloat.

    Director:Andy Ackerman
    Writers:Jeff Filgo, Jackie Filgo

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  25. The New Adventures of Old Christine Season 4 Episode 13 - Notes on a 7th Grade Scandal
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #25 - Notes on a 7th Grade Scandal

    S4:E13

    Christine tries to make a good impression at the Parents Orientation. However, her behavior is anything but good when she recognizes one of the fathers as the boy she knew in junior high.

    Director:Andy Ackerman
    Writer:Allan Rice

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Best Episodes Summary

"Truth or Dare" is the best rated episode of "The New Adventures of Old Christine". It scored 9/10 based on 1 votes. Directed by Andy Ackerman and written by Jack Burditt, it aired on 1/20/2010. This episode scored 0.0 points higher than the second highest rated, "Scream".