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The Best Episodes of The New Adventures of Old Christine

Every episode of The New Adventures of Old Christine ranked from best to worst. Let's dive into the Best Episodes of The New Adventures of Old Christine!

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Single working mom Christine Campbell has just learned that her ex is dating a much younger woman with the same first name. To avoid any confusion, the new girlfriend is dubbed New Christine, which leaves

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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
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    The New Adventures of Old Christine Season 3 Episode 7 - House
    8.7/10(3 votes)

    #1 - House

    S3:E7

    Christine finds herself forced to feign happiness when she covets the house Richard and New Christine have purchased.

    Director:Andy Ackerman
    Writer:Katie Palmer

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  2. The New Adventures of Old Christine Season 3 Episode 8 - Burning Down the House
    8.0/10(2 votes)

    #2 - Burning Down the House

    S3:E8

    Christine hopes acting a bit more wild will stop Barb thinking she's uncool.

    Director:Andy Ackerman
    Writer:Aaron Shure

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  3. The New Adventures of Old Christine Season 1 Episode 6 - The Other F Word
    7.8/10(227 votes)

    #3 - The Other F Word

    S1:E6

    Concerned about the uniformity of Ritchie's schoolmates, Christine takes it upon herself to help diversify the student body at his private school.

    Director:Andy Ackerman
    Writer:Jeff Astrof

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  4. The New Adventures of Old Christine Season 5 Episode 8 - Love Means Never Having to Say You're Crazy
    7.8/10(157 votes)

    #4 - Love Means Never Having to Say You're Crazy

    S5:E8

    Christine has set up a date between Richard and a gorgeous, passionate woman who works out at her gym, while Tom (Richard's friend) continues trying to woo Chrisine.

    Director:Andy Ackerman
    Writer:Jeff Astrof

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  5. The New Adventures of Old Christine Season 5 Episode 10 - Old Christine Meets Young Frankenstein
    7.8/10(170 votes)

    #5 - Old Christine Meets Young Frankenstein

    S5:E10

    Christine discovers that Ritchie has become a bully at school and attempts to change his behaviour by changing her own ways.

    Director:Andy Ackerman
    Writer:Frank Pines

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  6. The New Adventures of Old Christine Season 1 Episode 13 - A Fair to Remember
    7.7/10(204 votes)

    #6 - A Fair to Remember

    S1:E13

    Christine volunteers to help out at Ritchie's spring carnival and while there, she runs into the mean moms -- Marly and Lindsay -- who are clucking over the attractive father of a new student at Westbridge. Christine is excited to learn that the hot dad is her ex-boyfriend, Burton, but her hopes of re-igniting their romance are shot down when she learns Burton has a new girlfriend.

    Director:Andy Ackerman
    Writers:Kari Lizer, Adam Barr

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  7. The New Adventures of Old Christine Season 2 Episode 2 - The Answer Is Maybe
    7.7/10(195 votes)

    #7 - The Answer Is Maybe

    S2:E2

    Richard tells Christine that the reason he has good luck with women is that he "says yes to life." When Christine meets a good-looking man after paying a surprise visit to New Christine, she decides to break out of her mold and says yes when he asks her out to dinner.

    Director:Andy Ackerman
    Writer:Adam Barr

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  8. The New Adventures of Old Christine Season 5 Episode 18 - Revenge Makeover
    7.7/10(136 votes)

    #8 - Revenge Makeover

    S5:E18

    Richard is secretly planning an impromptu wedding for him and New Christine, so to help him out, Christine drags a very cranky and pregnant New Christine to a fancy salon while he puts the plan together.

    Director:Andy Ackerman
    Writers:Tricia O'Kelley, Alex Kapp Horner

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  9. The New Adventures of Old Christine Season 1 Episode 4 - One Toe Over the Line Sweet Jesus
    7.6/10(209 votes)

    #9 - One Toe Over the Line Sweet Jesus

    S1:E4

    Richard learns from a gloating Matthew that Christine is out enjoying her fifth date with a new beau, Burton, so he does what any self-respecting ex-husband would do: he sabotages the happy couple's goodnight kiss and insults Burton with lawyer jokes. But when he tries to make it up to them by inviting Christine and Burton to dinner with him and "new" Christine, his best-laid plans go awry.

    Director:Andy Ackerman
    Writer:Adam Barr

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  10. The New Adventures of Old Christine Season 2 Episode 3 - Come to Papa Jeff
    7.6/10(180 votes)

    #10 - Come to Papa Jeff

    S2:E3

    Christine is stunned to find out the man she's seeing, New Christine's father, is also a grandfather.

    Director:Andy Ackerman
    Writer:Jeff Astrof

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  11. The New Adventures of Old Christine Season 4 Episode 10 - Guess Who's Not Coming to Dinner?
    7.6/10(146 votes)

    #11 - Guess Who's Not Coming to Dinner?

    S4:E10

    Over a Thanksgiving visit, the discovery of a shared secret gives Christine a way to negate one of her mother's criticisms.

    Director:Andy Ackerman
    Writers:Lew Schneider, Katie Palmer

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  12. The New Adventures of Old Christine Season 4 Episode 19 - Hair
    7.6/10(141 votes)

    #12 - Hair

    S4:E19

    After the mothers at Ritchie's private school continue to take cheap shots at Christine, Christine decides to enroll him in public school.

    Director:Andy Ackerman
    Writer:Matt Goldman

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  13. The New Adventures of Old Christine Season 5 Episode 2 - Burning Love
    7.6/10(140 votes)

    #13 - Burning Love

    S5:E2

    A trip with Barb to retrieve some of Richard's things sees Matthew worry that New Christine isn't letting out her feelings over the wedding fiasco. Meanwhile, Christine and Richard meet up with some of their friends from college and are shocked to see how badly they've aged.

    Director:Andy Ackerman
    Writers:Sherry Bilsing, Ellen Kreamer

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  14. The New Adventures of Old Christine Season 5 Episode 11 - It's Beginning to Stink a Lot Like Christmas
    7.6/10(149 votes)

    #14 - It's Beginning to Stink a Lot Like Christmas

    S5:E11

    Christine learns a juicy neighborhood secret when reluctantly attending the Christmas block party.

    Director:Andy Ackerman
    Writers:Sherry Bilsing, Ellen Kreamer

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  15. The New Adventures of Old Christine Season 1 Episode 2 - Supertramp
    7.5/10(251 votes)

    #15 - Supertramp

    S1:E2

    When Christine learns that Richard and "new" Christine are enjoying an intimate relationship, she becomes determined to make her own conquests. After several failed attempts to meet eligible men, she finally runs into a guy named Stan at the grocery store. Unbeknownst to Christine, Stan is a father at Ritchie's school who is known as "Sad Dad."

    Director:Andy Ackerman
    Writer:Jeff Astrof

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  16. The New Adventures of Old Christine Season 2 Episode 7 - Playdate With Destiny
    7.5/10(183 votes)

    #16 - Playdate With Destiny

    S2:E7

    Christine's attraction to Ritchie's teacher causes a scene at a school fund-raiser--especially after she wins a playdate with the man.

    Director:Andy Ackerman
    Writer:Jennifer Crittenden

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  17. The New Adventures of Old Christine Season 2 Episode 20 - My Big Fat Sober Wedding
    7.5/10(186 votes)

    #17 - My Big Fat Sober Wedding

    S2:E20

    The stresses of going to a wedding with Richard and Barb are multiplied by Christine's agreeing to be designated driver, depriving her of some much-needed alcohol.

    Director:Andy Ackerman
    Writers:Katie Palmer, Jonathan Goldstein

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  18. The New Adventures of Old Christine Season 4 Episode 2 - How I Hate Your Mother
    7.5/10(154 votes)

    #18 - How I Hate Your Mother

    S4:E2

    Richard begs Christine for the return of her old wedding ring which was an heirloom from his mother, in hopes of giving it to new Christine when he proposes.

    Director:Andy Ackerman
    Writer:Katie Palmer

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  19. The New Adventures of Old Christine Season 4 Episode 11 - Unidentified Funk
    7.5/10(151 votes)

    #19 - Unidentified Funk

    S4:E11

    The parent company of Christine and Barb's gym franchise comes for an inspection and discovers that they have broken a contractual clause, risking the entire business. New Christine wants Richard to get a vasectomy.

    Director:Andy Ackerman
    Writer:Frank Pines

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  20. The New Adventures of Old Christine Season 4 Episode 22 - Love: A Cautionary Tale
    7.5/10(141 votes)

    #20 - Love: A Cautionary Tale

    S4:E22

    Christine finds out a secret about Jeff after they rekindle feelings for each other at Richard and New Christine's wedding. Matthew continues to date Amy, and Barb meets a possible love interest.

    Director:Andy Ackerman
    Writers:Jeff Astrof, Kari Lizer

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  21. The New Adventures of Old Christine Season 5 Episode 13 - Truth or Dare
    7.5/10(137 votes)

    #21 - Truth or Dare

    S5:E13

    Mr. Harris returns just as Christine starts falling in love with Max.

    Director:Andy Ackerman
    Writer:Jack Burditt

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  22. The New Adventures of Old Christine Season 5 Episode 20 - Scream
    7.5/10(141 votes)

    #22 - Scream

    S5:E20

    Christine mistakes a good looking cop for a stripper, who alerts her that there is a prowler in the neighborhood. In order to feel more secure, Christine asks Matthew to stay over. Meanwhile, New Christine goes into labor, with the sole goal of avoiding having the baby arrive on Old Christine's birthday.

    Director:Andy Ackerman
    Writers:Jeff Astrof, Matt Goldman

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  23. The New Adventures of Old Christine Season 1 Episode 3 - Open Water
    7.4/10(224 votes)

    #23 - Open Water

    S1:E3

    When Christine learns that her close friends, Barb and Pete, are responsible for introducing Richard to his "new" Christine, she allows them to set her up on a blind date of her own. After a series of unsuccessful dates, she finds the possibility of love in the strangest of places. Meanwhile, Matthew takes Ritchie to swimming lessons.

    Director:Andy Ackerman
    Writer:Adam Barr

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  24. The New Adventures of Old Christine Season 1 Episode 5 - I'll Show You Mine
    7.4/10(206 votes)

    #24 - I'll Show You Mine

    S1:E5

    After 10 dates, Christine faces a critical moment in her relationship with Burton. Will she or won't she? Let him in the house, that is, to meet her son, Ritchie. She eventually relents, only to be thrown for a loop later.

    Director:Andy Ackerman
    Writers:Steve Baldikoski, Bryan Behar

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  25. The New Adventures of Old Christine Season 2 Episode 1 - The Passion of the Christine
    7.4/10(192 votes)

    #25 - The Passion of the Christine

    S2:E1

    Since "New" Christine broke up with Richard, he's been spending a lot of time at her house, leading Ritchie to believe that his parents are back together. When Christine tells Richard that Ritchie told this to his new teacher, Mr. Harris, Richard suggests that they give their relationship another try.

    Director:Andy Ackerman
    Writer:Kari Lizer

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Best Episodes Summary

"House" is the best rated episode of "The New Adventures of Old Christine". It scored 8.7/10 based on 3 votes. Directed by Andy Ackerman and written by Katie Palmer, it aired on 3/10/2008. This episode scored 0.7 points higher than the second highest rated, "Burning Down the House".