Daria becomes obsessed with a big carton. Who wouldn't?

Daria reluctantly gets involved in a poster contest in which she and Jane depict "Student Life At The Dawn of the Millennium"... rather negatively.

Lawndale High is abuzz with homecoming preparations. The quarterback who led the team to a state championship three years ago is returning! Then he has a tragic accident, which ironically leads to sudden popularity for our Daria.

Daria helps Jane dye her hair with less than stellar results.

The teachers of Lawndale High demand their rights.

All the prodigal Lanes come home at once, forcing Jane to temporarily move in with Daria.

When Daria agrees to help Trent find a birthday present for Jane, they somehow end up at a piercing parlor offering a two-for-one special. Hmm.

Daria is assigned to write a short story turning people she knows into fictional characters. Like they're not unbelievable enough already.

The Morgendorffers visit a "spa for the soul" to get their psyches massaged.

When Jake suffers a slight kitchen mishap of the inferno variety, the Morgendorffers must move to a hotel.

Daria and Tom enjoy a not-so-quiet evening at home.

Daria and Jane hitch a ride to the "Alternapalooza" festival with Jane's brother Trent (Daria's heartthrob!) and his friend Jesse. Their van doesn't work so well, but it's an interesting trip.

Daria debates whether to get contact lenses.

Jane starts dating a guy, to the annoyance of her misanthropic friend Daria.

Quinn gets Daria to babysit for her. Daria, who has no interest in being an authority figure since she doesn't respect authority, is stuck with two well-behaved "PC" kids.

A (very) brief burst of intellectual activity by Quinn gets her an instant reputation as a "brain."

Daria and Jodie are invited to visit a school for the gifted and talented.

Jane surprises everyone by deciding to try out for the school track team. Daria makes no such surprising decision.

An ill-timed trip to the store results in Daria's becoming trapped in Lawndale's homecoming parade.

Lawndale High is low on funds and the students and Faculty need to start cutting corners.

The members of Mystic Spiral are traumatized by an exploding fog machine.

Daria develops a mysterious rash and has to check into the hospital for tests.

Daria is forced to work side by side with Kevin at a mall nut stand.

Daria and Quinn have to take a road trip to bail Jane and Trent out of a traffic violation.

Another family dinner at the Morgendorffer household.