Lula gets stuck in a tree stump during Dave's attempt to guard the Enchanted Forest against a giant man-eating muffin. When the royal family is unable to free Lula, a tiny, winged sprite establishes himself as the ruler of Udrogoth.

Dave believes helping others is his whole purpose in life and starts giving out advice as a "psychofloobicologist".

Faffy is sad because the family forgot to get him anything during Dragon Appreciation Week, so Dave buys Faffy a diseased weasel for a pet.

Lula's old owner, Argon the Ageless, comes to town and Lula wants to find some way of getting him to come back to her.

Dave begins dating Princess Irmoplotz, but breaks up with her when he learns that she is evil.

A nerd named Ned Frischman travels back in time and tries to take over the ancient world using video games.

Candy seeks instant muscle gratification, but the magic broccoli she eats to strengthen her muscles makes her dumber and wanting to eat more.

Dave faces losing his barbarian title if he cannot pass a pillaging test.

Dave in his capacity as temporary ruler of Udrogoth forces the citizenry to attend his musical production, "Oh, Pastry!".

Fang's barbarian idol arrives in town to settle a grudge against an unsuspecting Faffy.

Candy sets her sights on making Fang presentable in high society.

Dave fears he has been brainwashed to act like a bully by Chuckles the Silly Piggy.

Candy's quest for an ultra-trendy antler hat takes her outside of the kingdom and in direct conflict with Chuckles the Silly Piggy.

The princess demands Oswidge come up with a magic spell to remove a pimple from her face on the night of the Barbarian Ball.

The teen protectors of Udrogoth spend their downtime jamming in a popular rock band/ Candy has difficulty paying off an expensive spending spree.

Candy has difficulty paying off an expensive spending spree.

Uncle Oswidge has the "Hicats" and need to go to Malsquando's, only to realize that Malsquando knew Oswidge back in the past and tells Dave and Fang that Uncle Oswidge worked in a cafeteria and never went to sorcery school.

The rest of the family run away from the castle to avoid cleaning. Dave uses Dusty, the magical cleaning broom and sweeps the castle. After months of cleaning, Dave is in need of one more thing, Castle Polish, causing him to be lured into Chuckles' lair, and he enslaves Dave, Fang, Oswidge, and Faffy to clean for him.

Faffy's allegiance to his dragon brethren makes it tougher for Dave to reverse an unnatural heat wave that has struck Udrogoth.

Dave's horrendous playing of a bagpipe-like instrument is enough to stir an angry god from his subterranean resting place.

Vermites destroy Dave's boutique only to find out that they are controlled by The Dark Lord Chuckles the Silly Piggy.

Lula tries to impress her sister.

Candy makes her friends princess while she haves fun and all. Meanwhile, Chuckles and his silly brother are planning to take over Udrogoth (not to mention that his brother really want to be a Harvest Hog).

Fang tricks Dave into thinking he's going to a hat show, only to realize that he's really in warrior boot camp! Fang wants to be a warrior, but she's too small. She fails tests like sword fights and amoeba wrestling?

Dave and Fang try to protect Udrogoth from invading monsters.