8.1/10122 votesLoading...#1 - Ego
Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 4/17/2016
A sex quiz reveals that Dice and Carmen merely "sizzle" in bed, so Dice makes it his mission to get her to "boil." Meanwhile, actor Adrien Brody asks Dice if he can shadow him as part of his research for an upcoming role.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
7.7/1066 votesLoading...#2 - Alimony
Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 5/1/2016
Dice tries to find work when he learns that Carmen is still receiving alimony payments and gets a meeting at the Tangiers Casino. But the meeting is for 7:30 in the morning, an impossible time to wake up for.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
7.7/1059 votesLoading...#3 - Six Grand
Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired 5/15/2016
Season 1 ends with Dice's place at the top of his crew being threatened when his old buddy Bobby the Mooch returns to town with newly acquired wealth. Dice's jealous behavior causes him to lose his best friend, so he fights to win Milkshake back.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
7.6/1080 votesLoading...#4 - Prestige
Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 4/24/2016
Dice gets upset when a plaster mold of his penis goes missing from an art show. Meanwhile, after Dice accidentally dings Criss Angel's Lamborghini, the "Mindfreak" sets out to use his magic against him.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
7.6/1063 votesLoading...#5 - Sal Maldonado
Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 5/8/2016
Milkshake uses a fake name at a steakhouse to sound "mobbed up." Meanwhile, Dice gets fired as the manager of his sons' heavy metal band and is replaced by a slick Hollywood agent.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
7.3/10143 votesLoading...#6 - Elvis
Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 4/10/2016
Dice is tasked with getting his girlfriend's brother a wedding gift, but he gets distracted at the casino and loses $100,000, which he then desperately tries to win back.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
NaN/100 votesLoading...#7 - It's a Miserable Life
Season 2 Episode 1 - Aired 8/20/2017
Cursed by his old Rabbi, Dice is forced to live his life as if "The Diceman" never existed. Struggling to grasp this new reality he tries to win over Carmen - who does not recognize him anymore.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
NaN/100 votesLoading...#8 - Big Fan
Season 2 Episode 2 - Aired 8/27/2017
Dice begins to get suspicious when he finds out an old stalker is living and working around the corner from him. What efforts will he go to in order to protect himself from the past?
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
NaN/100 votesLoading...#9 - No Bullsh*t
Season 2 Episode 3 - Aired 9/10/2017
Carmen is arrested just as her parents arrive in town, leaving Dice to keep them under control, while hiding each other's secrets. Dice tries to help his lawyer with an out of control personal problem.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
NaN/100 votesLoading...#10 - The Twelve
Season 2 Episode 4 - Aired 9/17/2017
Dice gets a new gig on the live broadcast of “Monroe: The Musical” - but he's got issues with the star. Trying to confront the problem, he finds out that politics in Vegas are a little too intense.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
NaN/100 votesLoading...#11 - The Old Man
Season 2 Episode 5 - Aired 9/24/2017
Dice is stuck all alone after the family leaves for the weekend. He takes up an unusual friendship with an old man who is kept locked up in a room across the street.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
NaN/100 votesLoading...#12 - Fingerless
Season 2 Episode 6 - Aired 10/1/2017
Dice gets cast in a film, but he soon finds out that not everything revolves around himself. An old friend visits Dice to discuss a promise made thirty years ago.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
NaN/100 votesLoading...#13 - The Trial
Season 2 Episode 7 - Aired 10/8/2017
Dice is at an all-time low after losing Carmen, Milkshake and his job. He tries to stay positive but fails after learning he's lost one more thing: his identity. Season finale.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
The Best Episodes of Dice
Every episode of Dice ranked from best to worst. Let's dive into the Best Episodes of Dice!
Hickory, dickory, dock — the Dice Man's back and he's ready to rock. The semi-true stories of Andrew Dice Clay, whose unique brand of humor often...
Genre:Comedy
Network:Showtime
Best Episodes Summary
"Ego" is the best rated episode of "Dice". It scored 8.1/10 based on 122 votes. Directed by N/A and written by N/A, it aired on 4/17/2016. This episode scored 0.4 points higher than the second highest rated, "Alimony".